❛ let’s get you some clothes before i get too turned on. ❜ From Caleb

There was more knowledge about cultures and languages buried in Thor's memory than he could ever hope to articulate, everything a future king of Asgard would need to rule over the Nine Realms and then some. It would have been impossible to hold it all in the front of his mind at the same time, and occasionally something was bound to slip.

When Caleb approached the hot springs, he automatically assumed the worst, and he'd stepped out of the pools dripping and naked, calling Stormbreaker to his hand. It didn't bother him to be naked; he had far fewer hang-ups about that than many. "Midgardians can be rather straight-laced about such things, can they not?" There was mischief in his smile as he traded the axe for a towel and wrapped it around his middle. "Apologies. About what did you wish to speak, my friend?"

@tru-neutral-good

It was strange to wake up. There was no gap in his memory, no moments of wondering what had happened to him. He'd died. He knew that. The memory of the knife slamming into his back was fresh and vivid enough that he was scrambling at the front of his shirt, looking for a wound, for blood, for some sort of evidence. There was nothing, not even a tear, and he quickly shrugged out of his jacket to check that as well. Not a mark on it, as though it had never happened at all. Jesus trusted himself though, the only thing he could trust for most of his life, and he knew he wasn't mistaken.

It was neither cool nor hot where he was, and he cautiously slid the coat back on, the brown leather duster he'd favored even in the punishing Virginia heat. His surroundings weren't familiar to him, and he turned his attention to a careful examination of them. A hazy fog concealed much of it, but it looked like farm area. A cozy house, a garden, a field. He had no idea how he'd gotten there. His fingers brushed over the hilt of the knife at his side, reassuring himself that it was still there. The temptation to call out for someone was strong, but if there were walkers around, he didn't want to bring them down on him.

"essek stays away post-canon because he doesn't want to endanger the nein while he's on the run" absolutely valid, but also i raise you: essek knows about the one (1) time the nein were in charge of protecting an important mage and she survived approximately one week before getting violently murdered while they were — direct quote — "havin' bacon"

OK but trans hunter is so funny to me

Cus

There's a few different things to consider here

Are All the grimwalkers trans???

Did Philip Know Caleb was trans??

Or did he make the first grimwalker n be like, hmmm,,,, that's,,, not quite right, must have gotten the spell wrong,,

Only for it to Keep happening

He's also like, a witch hunter christian from the 1600s, maybe he just Assumes it's a grimwalker thing??? His mind can't like, think up any other explanation

And if it always happens

Does he just raise them as boys, does Hunter even know he's trans??? Dudes never been around other kids his age, so like, gender stuff prob just confuses him

Or does belos just like, sit around, waiting for the next grimwalker to come up to him and awkwardly and timidly explain that they would prefer to be seen as a boy actually,

Only to be pleasantly surprised with how well belos took it, not knowing this is the 45th time he's done this

Truly the Final 10 of all time <3

Another day, another old painting! This is from 2021, made just after the infamous Team Firestorm heist.

I think it would benefit us all to take a deep breath and remember the sexiest moment in the history of this show, which was of course, indubitably, Fjord's ranger decision moment in Aeor.

[King's Tide]

Caleb's ghost: Y-Y-You're not going to slash through a bunch of children, right, Pip?

Monster Belos: Yeah, in the face. Why?

If i had a nickel for every time my comfort character was a child soldier who was told the titan/titans of his world had big plans for him and he determinedly upheld the values drilled into him by the one(s) who raised him until his worldview was violently shattered as a result of a simple mistake that was technically his guardian's fault even though he got blamed for it and he had a small fictional creature emotional support animal named after a food and discovered the existence of clones of himself made with the intention of creating a better version of him i would have two nickels

which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice-

the funniest thing the mighty nein reunion could do would be to reveal that caleb learned sending just in time for it to be completely useless

I love during this whole exchange with Fearne, Imogen, and Ludinus you can see The Mighty Nein just slooooooowly taking over the Bells Hells especially with Marisha, Liam, and Taliesin, their posture just changed.

Who: @cantfightmoonlight (Caleb) Where: Jousting Ring

Look, she hadn't meant to glare the whole time. Billie had assured Bex that she liked spending time with her more than Caleb, but she still couldn't get over the look on Billie's face when she'd won the basket and he'd strolled up to her with that big, charming smile. It still churned something sour in her stomach and she tasted bile in the back of her throat. She'd tried her best to stop glaring when the joust had ended and the knights came over to bow to the court. Her hand had subconsciously tightened around the handle of her pitcher and she'd hidden her scowl behind a long sip from her mug. Luckily, it was over now and she could run away and hide before anyone saw her discomfort.

Except someone was already heading over to her and she was stuck behind a crowd, too nervous to ask them to move. It was Caleb and he was smiling and uugh did she really have to do this? She forced a toothy grin on her face, crooked and stiff. "Uh, hi. Do you need something?"

@inprometheanfire​

“You’re going to want to hear this. I swear.”

[Philip after killing Caleb]

Philip, holding onto his brother: Caleb! Caleb, are you /srs or /j!?