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my crocs got delivered and my mother has disowned me :)
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'Don't worry, Marie,' he said quietly, 'it's only talk.'
"The Way Back" - Erich Maria Remarque
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!!!! the lore has dungeon meshi spoilers !!!!
hey adrien why's ur family so fucked up
,,,,,,so uuuhhh i made a dungeon meshi x miraculous ladybug au HJEBEJDJFJSHH SORRY GUYS IM CRAZY
#ive got designs and shit in mind for the rest of marinettes party and some basic plot structure i just gotta draw it#CAN YOU TELL IM OUT OF SCHOOL HDHDHFG I HAVE FREE TIME FOR INSANE SHENANIGANS!!!!#miraculous ladybug#chat noir#adrien agreste#emilie agreste#gabriel agreste#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#ml#mlb#miraculous#mlb x dm au#my art#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#delicious in dungeon manga spoilers
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it's zoro's birthday!!
happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years
#one piece#zolu#comic#a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight#finally got around to making a comic abt it#boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment#they have the range#the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark#umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently#and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee#does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.
#gotham knights game#I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse#twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity#he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch#he's got the full gamer set up in the background#LED lights around the ceiling and walls#rainbow keyboard/headset#mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks#(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account#and promises to match whatever they raise#and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on#he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme#meanwhile off screen#Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor#and helping Babs run remote ops#if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi#and that tracks#it's an old house#it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots#in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed#and no one will ever know
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Me: "BOOB ATTACK!"
My GF, muffled by my fat tits: "y i p p e e !"
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hmm bitter luci doodle
#messyr#bc i wanted to see what hes like when bitter HAHA#no shit chat bc 90 percent of the OPM i listen to reminds me of him 😭 help#planning to do smth for it too sorry im shitposting iM COPING GUYSSS DHGSKFHDK#born to have stable humor and taste but the filipino in me just keeps winning#Hc is that he can talk/understand all languages to ever exist yo#but wait til he hears those heartwretching OPM#doodle#artists on tumblr#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#lucilith#implied
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you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.
he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.
his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.
"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"
you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"
and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white
(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)
#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy#shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up!#i still don't know how to tag SHIT#but imma try my best!!#john price drabble#john price x reader#john price x reader drabble#john price smut#john price x reader smut#oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird#cod smut#cod x reader#cod drabble#task force 141#task force 141 x reader#task force 141 smut#uuhhhh#yeah that works enough#im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO
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Pictochat!
#ant's art#homestuck#hs#someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis#my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable#or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk#beta kids#john egbert#dave strider#jade harley#rose lalonde#dude i miss my DS#shit was fire
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yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.
sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny
#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party#and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat#it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would.#adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you.#but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird#ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy#chat noir: excuse me?#also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK#buggachatter
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Omg guys when I have procreate let me design u a tattoo
#for like#a small fee#😂#gotta pay for that iPad somehow lmfaoo#not saying it’ll be good tho#(like it’d be good if it was cute small ones not intricate ones idk depends how good I get at using it)#does a gcse count as an art qualification#😂😂😂#chat shit
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technically, shen twins!
[ID: A fan comic. Panel 1: A young Shen Jiu, who carries a baby Ning Yingying on his back, and his old master, Wu Yanzi, come across a dying Su Xiyan. While Wu Yanzi looks through a pouch he stole from her person, Shen Jiu simply stares as Su Xiyan touches her infant son’s cheek.
Panel 2: When Shen Jiu kills Wu Yanzi to save Yue Qingyuan, blood splatters on his cheek. Two babies are on his person, one secured to his front, and the other behind his back. Yue Qingyuan approaches, horrified.
Panel 3: Shen Jiu, dressed in Qing Jing uniform, holds toddlers Ning Yingying and Luo Binghe to his right and left hip respectively. All three have their right eyebrow raised. He is ranting to someone unknown, “I cannot believe cang qiong is incapable of something as simple as child rearing!” Beside the speech bubble, there is a small text that says, “NOTE: child rearing is not simple, and ying-er and binghe are hardly ordinary.”
Panel 4: Toddlers Luo Binghe and Ning Yingying are holding hands, looking up at Yue Qingyuan. Ning Yingying exclaims with a smile, “Are those gifts for us, Yue shibo?” Meanwhile, Yue Qingyuan holds up a stack of gifts, beaming. His eyes are just barely seen from above the stack. END ID]
everyone totally thinks sj gave birth to both of them—he only did with nyy
the babies are so incredibly smiley. so bright. yk who else is incredibly smiley? yqy. naturally, everyone thinks sj was yqy’s abandoned lover.
yqy’s regret and self loathing levels are THROUGH. THE. ROOF. in this au. dw tho qijiu sort it out in the future
#chat making a description for this made me go bonkers#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#ning yingying#luo binghe#luo bingmei?#qijiu#if you squint?#svsss#mxtx#svsss fanart#implied mpreg#shit sorry i forgot to tag that
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@saturnsatnin HAS STOLEN MY WORK
So I wrote this fic for a collab back in early November and this person has decided to steal not only the entire thing, but my requests and drabbles too. I haven’t had a proper look but I am SHAKING with anger. The only thing they changed is the characters involved. I’m not sure if they’ve stolen anyone else’s work, but you know people like this are too lazy and in creative to write their own stuff so please make sure to see if anything of yours has been stolen.
I am FUMING I have no idea what to do in this situation.
#🧚🏽♀️ — luxe chit chat#tw stealing#tw discourse#I guess#Jesus CHRIST if you want to fucking get clout just write your own shit it’s not HARD#austin butler smut#dominik szoboszlai smut
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YALL
I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV
#IS THAT KERMIT THE FROG WATCHING MIKE WAZOWSKI GETTING BEHEADED BY SHREK OR AM I LOSIG IT#WHAT THE FUJG#FUCK#I heard something about school art winners and just happened to look up#Fucking cackling#its beautiful#true art chat#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#i love this#relatable memes#funny memes#tumblr memes#best memes#dank memes#humor#joke#haha#funny post#Art#art memes#meme template#meme art#artwork#not my art
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i am so overcome by the way knives is in love with an idea of his brother. an image. he is so infatuated with the idea of having a twin that he will literally destroy everything that makes vash vash, hollow him out until he's empty, just so he can have him by his side. just so they can be together. how devastating to love someone so much that you don't love them at all. how hideous it is to be loved that way, to be loved as an idol, and not a being.
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