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YASSY YAAAAYYY YAAAYYY AN ASK!1!1!Q11

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Mr left hand strife

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Umm…. I dont think so….. the hands i draw look exactly like my hands though vuz i reference them. Theyre bony and thin with prominent joints lol…… i got…. Grandpa hands…..

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK….!

Do you ship it?

reason: They are both like the worst. They deserve each other. They need to beat each other to death.

thinking about eating like i'm on war rations to save money.

Dr. Breen and Cave Johnson send each other hate mail every day and Breen has every single letter perfectly preserved in a binder he saved from Black Mesa and took with him to City 17 and Cave just smokes the letters both with and without weed. They have a special portal system set up for it specifically. It is perfectly straight.

fucking hybrid supporter 🖕🖕🖕 a thousand curses upon your bloodline

FOSSIL

Cave and Basilica of Lourdes, Bigorre region of France

French vintage postcard, mailed to Belgium

how do i tell my stupid brain and body that we're ON BREAK it's LEGAL to do nothing i do NOT have to feel guilty shut UP and calm DOWN

Can I have a bit of a pep talk? I've been told I need to move out soon, and searching for apartments is a pain in the ass.

I hate when you’re told that YOU need to move out. Fuck that. Claim your house as your own!

Anyway, living situations can (usually) be as temporary or as permanent as you need! You don’t have to love where you wind up! You can stay there for hopefully as long or as little as you need and feel free to work to find something better! I’ve honestly always enjoyed moving, I think it’s a lot of fun (maybe I’m weird idk) but I really do love the house that we’ve finally settled down in and I love my room here. It’s possible to find multiple “home of your dream”s. I love my childhood home so much too but this house is still so fun and exciting for me and much closer to the kind of place I would have picked to live than my childhood home <3

Lyricboard for. My gay old men.

Songs: A Confession (PhemieC), Shutup You're Stupid (That Handsome Devil), Oleander (Mother Mother) My Alcoholic Friends (The Dresden Dolls) Using You (Mars Argo) Outliars and Hyppocrates [A Fun Fact about Apples] (Will Wood), Love You like an Alcoholic (The Taxpayers), A Kiss with a Fist (Florence + The Machine)

Lol, it is sooo nice to come across someone who still cares about kkm in 2024 😭 just gonna send as an ask so we aren't tag paragraphing back and forth. (Tried just messaging, but you know the tumblr app's reliabilty...)

I have so many thoughts on wolfram and yuuri as people and how they would work as a couple

Re: your original tags i 100% agree that yuuri would be the one to initiate their actual relationship with a kiss he didn't even put any thought into, body just acted. 

I've had this vague fanfic idea in my head for the past like... 10 years (i can't believe i first watched it so long ago) that after getting used to wolfram being his best friend and enjoying being around him in that way for a couple years yuuri would start to catch feelings without even realizing it. Then he'd kiss wolfram in some dramatic dangerous context (like your comic) and immediately fall through a puddle back to earth once the danger is over, without getting the chance to talk to wolfram about it. 

And then yuuri is just like, stuck on earth for a whole month or 2. Ruminating on the kiss, using 2007 style discussion boards to try to figure out his sexuality (😂 poor kid). Maybe watching some random movie (i genuinely don't have a specific one in mind) and realizing that the 2 male main characters have crazy chemisty, remembering something about shipping from that discussion board, searching male character A x male character B and reading some fanfic/seeing some fanart that makes him go "shit maybe i am into guys." Then he like... reads a real romance novel or something that his mom buys him (a teen book! I should clarify. His mom is quirky but not totally oblivous to what would be appropriate), because she's supportive and knows he'd never buy one on his own. And he talks to her a few times about this realization throughout this 2 months. 

Basically, i like the idea of yuuri being forced away from wolfram and all the normalized queerness of shin makoku and still coming to the conclusion that he likes wolfram and wants to be with him. And "hey, im not even gonna be living on earth much past the age of 18 anyway, so why should i care about any of these cultural norms anymore? And my family gets it, so honestly, fuck it."

And then he finally gets back to shin makoku and word vomits/lays this 2 months worth of soul searching at wolfram's feet.

And wolfram is just like, "well it's actually been 8 months or something for me. Glad you figured all that shit out, even though i still don't get what the big deal was, but i definitely panic spiralled into thinking you weren't coming back ever again because of that kiss. So honestly, i'm pretty happy right now. But ngl, you reciprocating my feelings is a little... off putting? No, maybe more like... completely unexpected. I'm in no way prepared for this."

And then their dynamic switches to wolfram being the one who's kind of uncomfortable with public displays of affection (he still likes it, but is noticeably shy/tense). And yuuri just trying his best to not spook wolfram and understand why he's like this now.

And it all just culminates in them having a talk in bed before the fall asleep a couple months after yuuri comes back where wolfram trys to explain how high up on a pedestel yuuri is in his mind and how, to him, it feels like them actually being together is just dragging yuuri down. And how yes, he loves yuuri romantically, but it's also so much more than that. He loves him as his  untouchable best friend who he was JUST getting used to always being out of romatic reach when yuuri got spirited away to earth for 8 months. He loves yuuri as his king. He loves him as an IDEAL. So being with him as his actual fiancé is going to be a slow process. It's a lot to recontextualize in wolfram's head.

But yuuri is fine with that because he's like 18ish/still a teenager at this point and wasn't ready to get married immediately anyway. 

Thanks for the invite to head canon dump on you. It feels good to share these vague ideas for a story i'll never write with another person who GETS the ship in the same way i do 💞

I'm also eager to hear any head canons/ideas you have about these 2. We're def on the same wavelength in terms of wanting to give the characters in kkm more context and agency outside of it being a silly little fantasy adventure thing (with a weirdly well fleshed out world, to be fair) 😂

REAL....... ur so real for everything here..... i think this is 100% how it would go. love the 2007 forums 😭 hes troubleshooting his homosexuality like its a game bug or smth thats so in-character i also agree w the wolf being startled by the reciprocation thing like he would 100% not be able to handle yuuri becoming "real" to him. like an actual option to date and stuff cuz my hc (bc i love suffering) is that he kind of likes or its convenient? that yuuri doesn't reciprocate cuz its so easy to be devoted when u dont have an actual relationship to talk abt and its one sided. it also gets more fanatical that way (aka yearning is stronger when it is left unfulfilled LOL) i also feel like he doesnt deserve it 2 some degree, not that hes not confident but that it's not his place. i feel like this is common in fanart/fic but where yuuri is like ok so can we kiss now and wolf is like ? kiss? we are a symbolic union between blah blah blah

BUT YEAH...... ALSO I LOVE THEM HAVING TALKS TOGETHER IN BED its just so.... like nice 2me...... the vibe of like having to sleep together.. the heart to hearts in bed is so funny but nice. the 16 year olds having a heart to heart while playing house (as a married couple) like the dissonance between their emotional immaturity and the tension and the closeness between them is so juicyyyy like SLEEPOVER TIME except ur discussing ur divorce arc w a 16 year old boysoldier who wants to die for you So Bad

my personal hcs/pure self indulgent bs under cut

ok first i feel like i have to clarify that i dont think that my hcs are canon i just like to have fun w kkm chars like dolls lmfaoooo..... but here are my self indulgent how-they-get-together-hcs ALSO its been like a solid two or three months since i last thought in depth abt kkm so i might be messing some details up

i kinda like the idea of wolf drifting apart from yuuri (from his constant rejection as well as duty and circumstance) and yuuri never reciprocates during this time (also never realizes) and eventually wolf goes off to bielefelt to do his duties and become the patriarch after everything settles. (i also like greta a lot so this is where she goes off to her own nation and wanders as a knight and alsooooo has a lesbianism with beatrice at around 20? years old..?) ANYWAYS they're in kind of awkward limbo and 2 yuuri wolf is someone he wishes he was closer to like when they were kids but isn't and he also avoids him from the guilt/shame of rejecting his feelings

at this pt yuuri has noticed in hindsight that he was in love w wolf but anyways something happens (like an attack) and wolf and yuuri are stuck living together again, wolf is once again risking his life for yuuri and his actions sort of betray that he's still just as in love w him as he was before they separated, he just decided that it would be better not to burden him with his feelings (at this pt he's self-aware that 16 year old wolf had a lot of baggage and codependency lumped in with love like the deifying stuff) and eventually yuuri reveals that he thinks he was in love with him too and wolf has to confront the fact that he wasn't looking for romance in the first place and also that yuuri is still too bright for him to touch (in his mind) so he's kinda like i do my job and u do urs for the good of this nation. BUT OFC they eventually get together after a lot of awkward divorcedness YAAAYYYYYYYY

OH ALSO unrelated to prev scenario but one thing i love ab ur hc and teen yuuram is the contrast between the world-ending desperation of wolf's love and the teenage first crush sweetness of yuuri's. I LOVE THE IDEA OF WOLF BEING LIKE. "i would die on the cross for you" (wiping the blood from his brow) and yuuri's just like "ok lets take this one step at a time" the part of the ship that's just yuuri getting to be an awkward gay teen and wolf eventually discovering awkward teen crushisms is sooo cute to me. like discovering that holding hands in a romantic context does not at all feel like what they did in the closet!! soo sweet and cute

ok ty for listening THIS IS SO LONG IM SORRRRYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 feel free 2 throw ur hcs at me anytime...!!! ^^

Listen. It's rad as hell that Neil Gaiman hangs out on Tumblr and helps the Good Omens fandom stay frothy.

But hear me, friendos. I am old. And in MY day we had to keep OURSELVES frothy by sitting alone with our feelings and seeing how that all went.

I legally have to make a post alone for this for. Tagging reasons. Thank you @breakcoreboxcat for being normal about our morally bankrupt cringefail homophobic homosexual old men (yuri flavor) This is about Dr. Wallace Breen and Cave Johnson

They hate each other. Cave wants Breen brought down to his level. They have known each other for years. Cave is the only person that can stand being around Breen. They have a hate mail portal that can be walked through so they can visit each other (Cave went to Black Mesa specifically to put the portal there) and they type out their hate mail on typewriters. Cave's first letter to Breen read "Ur mom suck me good n hard thru my jorts", and he photocopied it and has it in a gold frame in his office. Breen has all of Cave's hate mail in a binder and they are perfectly preserved, every single one. Cave smoked all of Breen's letters both with and without weed. Breen went to Cave's house once and they had McDonald's (Cave got Breen a chicken McNugget Happy Meal with chocolate milk and a boy toy just how Breen likes. Cave got two Big Macs and only ate half of one but still ate the yogurt from Breen's happy meal because Breen didn't want it) then they watched Barbie Fairytopia and Cave got excited everytime Bibble was on screen then they hate fucked and afterward Breen tripped over Cave's Barbie doll and Cave got really upset and Breen teased him about it and it really hurt Cave. They never brought up that night again. Breen kept sending Cave letters even as he was dying. Cave wrote his final letter to Breen a day before he died. Breen still wrote back because he won! The letters became his only tie to his humanity during the first year of him working for the Combine. He read Cave's last letter over and over so many times and will never admit he cried because he lost the only person who could stand him. Cave's ghost is haunting him and is so disturbed by how much Breen changes over the twenty years. After Breen dies their ghosts sit together and Cave reads all of his old letters to Breen trying to get him back to his old enemy. It worked. They hate each other. They love each other. They are enemies. They are friends.

Hato Caves on the Caribbean island of Curaçao

Dutch vintage postcard, mailed to New York City

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WHADDYA MEAN TALKIN ABOUT MYSELF??

AHHHHHHHHH FINE. MAYBE I WILL FOR A SECOND.

Uh. Lesse.

I. Once upon a time I had a folder of the early 2000s crossover ships that went nutty. Example from the great photoshop creators of the time.

damn being a real one out here doing the laundry for her.

II. For my particular RP taste I always been someone who had an affinity for delinquents. This may come as a surprise to absolutely no one who knows me, but I always loved me a good troublemaker or someone who had that kick of fighting spirit.

Maybe I just love the rebels at heart for what truly counts.

III. I was the saltiest bitch back to back during the ending days of Naruto and Bleach. I've had my petty era and to this day, it's one of the most hiliarious things that my friends have ever seen.

Which to a degree, I can get. I seen the great Naruto fandom meltdown when that ending chapter came in, and it was singlehandedly one of the funniest damn things I came across on this site in years.

It really brought the early 2000s out of everyone with no remorse.

bless the guys at the comic store who set aside the wandavision hot toys figure for me because i’d been coming in for months looking for her. people are good sometimes

HEY IS YOUR CAR OKAY MAN???

No :3