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duckflush · 4 months

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Carrot man is not real he cant hurt you-

Ok. Hear me out. I had a vision and I’m calling it “Sanjis perspective”

ALSO MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

#art #zoro #zoro fanart #roronoa zoro #op zoro #zoro being zoro #one piece zoro #one piece fanart #one piece #sanji #zosan #carrot man #this is the stuff that Sanji is cooking if he’s an artist #i’m sane

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texasthrillbilly · 9 months

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Beware of carrots.

#lost in space #the great vegetable rebellion #tybo #alien #carrot man #sci fi and fantasy

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notquitecogent · 20 days

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I need to know about carrot man please and thank you

but of course!

he is a gentleman that goes about his business around the fine city of Melbourne, Australia, just as all of us do - except he does it while carrying an enormous papier-mâché carrot.

it is something of a rite of passage to have spotted Carrot Man in the wild.

#carrot man

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suckonthesebeans · 1 year

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So... I hear you build things. Got any good builds for, say, a hypothetical cliffside temple? - Techno the Rabbit

hmmm you could probably do an earthy block palate, maybe something like, 'wow, through the power of lore this cliff has magically lore formed a temple from itself!!' or something

#alliance? | asks #carrot man #yammering on | talking

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beif0ngs · 9 months

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ONE PIECE ENDING 19 || Raise by Chilli Beans

#One Piece #opgraphics #Straw Hat Pirates #Trafalgar Law #Eustass Kid #Bepo #Killer #Nekomamushi #Carrot #Marco the Phoenix #etc.#*mine #man how LONG has it been since we got a new OP ending?!#anyway i loved the animation for the new ED~#and it's so cute to see all these little interactions between the characters

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carrotchipper · 7 months

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fairy fort tarot cards

Grian - Scott - Pearl - Martyn

Jimmy - Scar - Joel

Skizz - Impulse - Etho - Tango

Cleo - Bdubs - Gem - Mumbo

#trafficblr #life smp #traffic life #3rd life #last life #double life #limited life #ldshadowlady #rendog #bigbst4tz2 #carrot art #i was gonna include mumbo in this set too but man i just couldnt get him right #well try agsin later

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pratchettquotes · 7 months

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"I have to tell you, sir, that Lady Sybil has found out about the bacon sandwich arrangement. She said to tell you the game was up, sir."

"I am the commander around here, you know," said Vimes, with as much hauteur as he could muster on an empty stomach.

"Yes, sir. But Lady Sybil has a very quiet way of being firm, sir."

"She has, hasn't she," said Vimes as they strolled toward the building. "I'm a very lucky man, you know," he added, just in case Carrot may have got the wrong impression.

"Yes, sir. You are indeed."

Terry Pratchett, Thud!

#sam vimes #samuel vimes #sybil ramkin #carrot ironfoundersson #thud!#discworld #terry pratchett #marriage #hauteur #power #eat better #food #diet #compromise #persuasion #the bacon sandwich arrangement #very lucky man

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png-magician · 9 months

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shima-draws · 25 days

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I finally got to the Sulong episode CARROT LOOKS SO GOOD LET’S GOOOOOOO

Also I love that the FIRST thing Nami says is “So beautiful 🥺” *points* LESBIAN

#Shima speaks #I got spoiled to the whole Sulong thing so it wasn’t a surprise but #IT’S STILL SICK AS HELL TO SEE #SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!#There’s just smth about characters turning all white that is just. Chef’s kiss 👌#Oda likes doing that huh //sideeyes Gear 5 Luffy #One Piece #GO KICK SOME ASS CARROT #She’s boutta fuck shit up for my mans Pedro 😤

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ohimiisokiguess · 2 months

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Gaze

#art #digital art #digital fanart #outsiders smp #outsiders smp fanart #outsiders #outsidersblr #owenjuicetv #owengejuicetv fanart #owengejuicetv #what a silly guy #jk i fucking hate this carrot of a man #:3c

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small-witch-big-hat · 4 months

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It has come to my attention that some of you may be unaware that the anime Shangri-La Frontier has a bunny daddy voiced by Akio Ōtsuka.

And he SINGS.

#shangri la frontier #not to be a furry but #okay that's a lie I am fully a furry here #severely furry #maximum furry #I want this rabbit to smash me harder than he hammers that blade #I want this DILF to show me what that carrot do #I want this absolute furry mountain of a man to tear the clothes off of me like unwrapping a candy bar #this rabbit FUCKS

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texasthrillbilly · 3 months

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Tybo has witnessed your crime.

#lost in space #alien #carrot man #art #science fiction #fantasy

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stealingyourbones · 3 months

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Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

#bones speaks #bones rants #sad :(#imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today #and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with-#-consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately.#sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :(((((#i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it #a tragedy of the highest order #fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it #i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned

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suckonthesebeans · 1 year

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hey losers

hi this is a limlife joel smallishbeans rp blog brought to you by the curtain callers :] it will include violence, murder, and killing!! mod is @iron-sides

taglist below cut

talking: yammering on

asks: alliance?

scenes: bad boys bad plans

reblogs: look at this!

queue: off-camera material gathering

ooc: OP

philza @oblitusglacies: #old man

jimmy @buryyourcanaries: #badboy2

o!techno @bunnytheblade: #carrot man

watcher!grian @scarletandindigo: #badyboy3radmin

dream: @daydreamnightmares: #stuck on green loser man

tommy @friendoftubbo: #little child boy

tubbo @friendoftommy: #little adult boy

pearl @unsoiledeclipse: #cleaning lady

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p4nishers · 4 months

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thinking about the relationship between mightily oats' "the worthwhile [words] don't burn" and constable dorfl's "the words in the heart cannot be taken"

#especially the journey both of them had to go through to get to the point of saying that. like the whole of carpe jugulum oats was so TORN #and before that too about what words could you believe and who could you really trust on their word about om and the prophets and he went #out of his way to look up records disproving what the book of om said bc he KNEW nothing they said could be believed and just all the pain #and all that doubt he went thru and the part where he questioned om's 'infinite compassion' as he prayed bc really what compassion?#how many people prayed at the stake just like he was doing in that moment? how many people had to live with the silence of their god just #like he did? but still when his book of om – that he clung to the whole book for reassurance – burned he said the worthily words don't burn #the worthily words are in the heart and in the mind and not feed into his mouth by old man who just #made things up to justify their actions. he had all the words he needded the whole time and holiness was always all around him. he just had #to look #and dorfl being created with words in his head that dictated his every move . words that chained him. then he and the other golems created #'king' for themselves in the hope he'd lead them to freedom but they put too many words in his head and he failed and carrot gave dorfl his #own freedom and his own words and that lead to dorfl destroying his well child basically and destroying himself in the process but the word #in his heart his OWN words remained and they were able to rebuilt him and vimes give him a voice and his words and belief remained in him b #they were always his #god. sorry for the ramble im severally unwell about them #mightily oats #constable dorfl #carpe jugulum #feet of clay #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

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toomanywatchers · 3 months

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shane: “it’s almost like dots are like the little snacks you have throughout the day, a nice baby carrot and hummus. a nice veggie straw.”

ryan and brian: “a NiCe BaBy CaRrOt AnD hUmMuS. a NiCe VeGgIe StRaW. oH, nIcE fAnCy BoY oVeR hErE!”

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #brian david gilbert #top 5 beatdown #video game food #spongebob memes #just let poor man talk about his healthy little snacks #didn’t have to obliterate him geez #justice for baby carrot and hummus #justice for veggie straws

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