If I were a fantasy author I would be describing delicious meals every other chapter. You WILL read this paragraph long description of the protagonist cutting off a thick slice of still steaming bread and spreading it with a liberal amount of butter, and the glazed haunch of roast meat glistening at the head of the feasting table, and yes I WILL let you know the apple the little peasant girl bites into with gusto is crisp and sweet, a fucking jewel of a fruit!!!!