i forgot laura’s pregnancy announcement, marisha sneezing so hard she cracked a rib, them being named The Mighty Nein, them getting their first magic item info card of the campaign, the first mention of The Gentleman, caleb’s “take them out take them out” backstory tease, the first appearance of the Bad Luck Bandits, them pretending to have “extreme syphilis,” them finding out jester's mom's whole deal, “the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever,” and the debut of Pumat(s) Sol all happened in the same episode
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so after @mysticalspiders got me to start campaign three with her she politely suggested i may appreciate the pirate arc of campaign two. so i started watching the campaign a couple months ago. and boy am i IN IT now!!
let us begin:
That was a quality sam ad. A little too much mayonnaise perhaps.
AHHHHH ITS THE BABY ANNOUNCEMENT
Dont be shy baby it’s okay!!!
“What a good idea sam!! No!!”
“Maybe he was the traveller! Maybe I’m the traveller?”
Oh Caleb you poor tortured man
“We have a ring with a little blue gem—“ “can I have it? I like rings” *wiggles fingers*
Pub crawl!!
“You dont narrate taking a pooper but you assume your character takes a pooper once a day”
Yeahhhh first items!!!
“If you’re feeling gassy, they take away the cramps you feel” Liam is really focused on bowel movements tonight I hope he’s ok
I love the brjeaus
“You’re all intoxicated” “Not me cause I drink milk”
The wand of smiles omg
“Thank you for saving my life, Fjord,” “well, you would have done the same for me,” “yes I probably would have. Probably”
Laura Bailey miming opening and sniffing a jar of ‘pickled’ ears is everything to me
“I have this cat named Frumpkin and I wear him like a scarf”
Travis is allergic to cats check
“Im going to draw the CUTEST baby manticore you’ve ever seen! AND IT’S DEAD!”
Ooooh who is demedan
Travis is BLATANTLY reading over marisha’s shoulder
Fjord is… studying the locals… interesting
Bryce!! Yeahhhhh!!!
THE MIGHTY NEINNNNNN
“…and does not smell of blood and feces” “yet.”
THE RUBY OF THE SEA SAYS HELLO
“She’s mostly known for her hmm-hmm-hmm” “she has SEX for MONEY”
THE RUBY OF THE SEA IS THE… BEST LAY EVER “it sounds better in infernal”
This is very bells hells of jester to just say everything from her backstory
“I’m a goblin” sam riegal you big fat liar
Oh my god its marisha’s broken rib sneeze
“Do you know a birthday song too?” “No.”
Ooooh date drop
Back on the road againnnn
BREAK
Marisha stay frosty
“GOOD TO SEE YOU GENTLEMEN”
They are sad we’re headed for initiative but happy that there are NEIN antagonists
“We all have EXTREME syphilis” good one Caleb
OH NO THAT’S WHERE WE GOT OUT SYPHILIS FROM
Oh my god this is terrible
“Dirty.. poor… missing teeth… they look like Caleb”
Matt playing eight teenage dirtbags at once is so funny
“Sorry, I caught one of them”
“I put my hands up and try to cover his blood holes”
WHAT an encounter damn
OH YEAH NOTT GOT HORSES
Of fucking course sam riegal names horses Loo, John, Crapper, and Toilet
Jester leaving a horse with clothes on the side of the road is such anti imogen energy
Caleb what the FUCK is up with you
Dont worry this party has reeeaaaallllllly high perception
Oooh abandoned graveyard I hope nothing bad happens
Nope just stinky Caleb
“The dwendalian empire kind of sucks, you guys”
The gates of zadash!!!! Its the titular role!!!
This Ulysses guy has BIG even hytroga vibes
“What is a watch?” “Like a clockenticken”
YEAH NAT20 INSIGHT CHECK
Chain whispers. Also known as high stakes telephone
MONORAIL AYYYYYYEEEE
Any place with pulp fiction and shitty smut *insight checks*
Firbolg!!
The firbolg is de-stinkifying Caleb!!!!
OH MY GOD ITS PUMAT SOL
HOW DID I NOT KNOW PUMAT SOL WAS A FIRBOLG
Enchanter Pumat Sol I love you
Pink backpack!!!! It’s pink!!!!!!
“He is instantly at the top” - Travis about Pumat Sol. He is right.
And thats all!!!
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