Beau telling Caleb she'd be willing to them helping each other under the condition of them agreeing to "keep each other straight" is so funny when i know her endgame is Yasha and Calb's is Essek. i Know she didn't meant it like that but it's still funny af
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Reasons why Beau and Caleb haven’t taken down Ludinus Da’leth in the years since campaign 2, in decreasing order of likeliness
Fucking Da’Leth has always had personal power above the CA and the crown, making him nearly untouchable. Extricating him from the power structures of the Empire will likely be a long term project
The CA are stonewalling them. They’re protecting their own to protect their status and breaking down that wall will take a long time
Dismantling Trent’s legacy and revamping the Volstrecker program to stop harming children takes precedence. And Astrid isn’t always the most helpful. Not because she’s evil just because she’s a fancy archmage now so the only way she can publicly fuck with her ex is by tying him up in paperwork forever
Therapy. They’re both in therapy and it’s taking so much time
Uk’otoa (uk’otoa uk’otoa)
Stuck in the happy fun ball
Yussa is trapped in another Wizard Trap™️ and they’re super busy breaking him free
Kingsley tried to become the plank king and failed and the entire mighty nein have spent the past few years trying and failing to break him out of Pirate Prison. Ocean’s Nein.
Kingsley tried to become the plank king and SUCCEEDED and they’re stuck reckoning with the repercussions of that
Fjord and Jester blew up an orphanage and now the mighty nein have like 30 kids between them
The Rumblecusp Resort Retirement Plan got moved up, and actually running a business takes a LOT of work. Beau is the sole bartender to an entire island and is Stressed about it. Caleb did such a good job planning the BeauYasha date that now he runs a hotel and spa. It’s Exandria’s premier proposal destination
Trent is a whiny little bitch who requires a lot of attention as a prisoner, and Caleb is busy spoon-feeding him his Joker Mush
Dual honeymoon to the feywild ran a little long. Time is a weird soup.
In trying to find out who’s on the Tal’Dorei council the mighty nein somehow ended up ON the Tal’Dorei council and their municipal jobs have to come first now
The mighty nein can’t turn down weird cities. They are actually already on the moon, and Bells Hells will have to fight them in space as the final battle of the campaign
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Everyone thank Matt Mercer and Liam O’brien for officially canonizing the fact that No One Ever had any idea where in the relationship process Essek and Caleb are except Essek and Caleb. Somehow jumped straight from Temporary Friendzone to Old Married Couple in like 7 months.
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I missed the M9. No problem that can't be solved via polymorph. Yet to find one. Yet to find an enemy they can't best by making it into an animal.
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heroez crew are fighting for their lives. beauyasha are drinking wine and eating cheese. veth is opening a summer camp with blood money. caleb is gay pining. sam is drinking popcorn from a flask. i am killing myself. all in a nights’ work. i love critical role.
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my favorite genre of joke is someone of the cr cast saying "life needs things to live" or similar and Taliesin going "that's stupid" or similar
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Once again a Marisha Ray character pockets a bunch of drugs and once again I will likely spend the next hundred episodes waiting with baited breath to see in what stupid way those drugs come up again. Every day I think about what could’ve come of Beau’s plan to drug the entire Cerberus assembly if she hadn’t ended up dumping it all out in the stomach of the giant baby that was actively consuming her. I wanna know what Laudna’s giant baby will be
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hondir being a little guy with a complicated relationship to a deity and a love for magic and science and being terrified of assassins coming after him from two different factions. far across the planet essek is having a sneezing fit.
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