I’ll Make A Man Out Of You is so c!techno training c!crimeboys in pogtopia.

Backstory to this drawing:

I headcannon c!techno as ambidextrous so he shows the two left-handed stances and attacks so that they are more familiar with them and personally know the advantages to each of them and how they can counter them as well as the disadvantages and difficulties to them and how they can exploit them but overall so they are more prepared for every situation— in this case: left-handed opponents. While c!tommy is experienced in pvp (although not as skilled as c!techno), c!wilbur is definitely not as comfortable and trained with combat— let alone left-handed combat.

This was my last drawing of 2023 but I forgot to post it here too— Originally I started this drawing waaaay back in early October because charlie slimecicle sung the song with jaiden in a qsmp karaoke stream and the song got stuck in my head.

c!Techno headcanons because I can (heavy on the sbi):

He hates kids but he’s really good with them. This is because he would get stuck babysitting Tommy and Wilbur a lot since he was older by three minutes.

When Tommy was little he would read him greek myths but Phil found out and made him tell Tommy kid friendly versions.

Techno tried SO hard to make six-year-old Tommy into an anarchist. “Dad said you couldn’t have ice cream; does that upset you?” “DAAAD, TECHNO IS TRYING TO INDOCTRINATE TOMMY AGAIN”

He’s aroace. He came out to Phil really casually: Phil had asked why he was the only one of his sons to never have a boyfriend and he said “just lucky I guess”

Phil found him in the nether when he was seven and Wilbur agreed to share his birthday with the mystery kid

Because he’s from the nether he is ALWAYS cold. It gets annoying because the house was always an oven.

He has an iron deficiency and he passes out randomly because he only eats golden carrots.

Gold calms him down because piglin. When he’s fighting his jewelry falls off and so he’s a bit more vicious.

He can shapeshift into a human and he looks exactly like Wilbur when he does. He just had longer, pink hair.

He has tea with Phil every morning :)

Poison the earth and pay the price

reblogs appreciated!

disclaimer: I don't support cc!Wilbur I only draw the fictional characters <3

ctechno trying to make sure cwilbur is safe during the pogtopia-manberg war and giving him food and gapples and protecting him during the festival and building railings so he doesnt fall and

do phil & techno exist in your au?

yes they do!! i keep forgetting to talk about them and i think it's because i haven't explored their characters enough in my head so im not as attached to them in this au, but i really want to develop them more. originally this was an sbi au but then my crimeboys solo brain (and my tntduo brain) took over. but sbi is very much a found family in this au too!!!

i think i mentioned that wilbur met techno first, probably through their job? originally i wanted phil to be a college prof who meets wilbur when hes a student, but then i scrapped wilbur going to college after school because he doesnt have the money or time (he does eventually go in his late twenties!! because he really wants to like he loves learning and it was always a dream of his), so phil is still a college prof in my heart but yeah.

he's techno's dad, and techno's mum isn't even in the picture, i guess she's dead lmao. yeah im making that canon she's dead because then wilbur and techno can make dead mum jokes. <- you just saw the live process of a fact being canonised.

anyway twinsduo bond at their retail job over talking about history and ancient greece and literature. techno is a classics major at his dad's college, and he took a job to get some money on the side. sometimes he sneaks wilbur his textbooks just because he's really passionate about the topic and he's really jealous of techno who gets to learn about it and have the college experience and live at home with his dad.

phil and wilbur have a Somewhat? fatherly? relationship? over time as crimeboys & emeraldduo grow closer phil definitely starts acting as a father/mentor figure for wilbur, but it's never like. official. wilbur doesn't call him Dad or anything. but they still love each other a lot it's very much found family but i suppose not in the traditional sense.

it takes a LONG time for wilbur to warm up to phil though, he has a tendency to distrust adults given. well. His Whole Life Experience i guess. but the second tommy meets techno he makes it his life's mission to annoy him as much as possible. This is a mark of love. it takes a long time for techno to realise that . tommy and phil also get along pretty quickly, phil's chill, easy-going vibe matches well with tommy's . General Presence.

they live a couple streets away from wilbur & tommy's flat (and later in the story when wilbur buys a house with q they buy the house right beside phil and techno's. they make a hole in the fence separating the houses so they can hang out in the other house more easily!). phil gets really worried about wilbur when he learns that he has a teen and a baby in his care alone, so he tries his best to help out where he can, but obviously wilbur's a stubborn asshole who refuses help, so phil has to be subtle about it. one day when he's visiting he finds the fridge is empty except for baby formula and a single sandwich for tommy's lunch, he doesn't leave wilbur a choice he makes him come over and feeds all of them. and wilbur keeps protesting but phil's like "it hurts them too if you refuse help" and so he shuts up.

phil teaches english, and he's kinda the cool old teacher who always swears and talks shit but who cares a lot about his students, and it's a similar relationship he has with crimeboys. he and techno also have a very funny (to me) relationship because often when they talk it doesn't feel like a father and son, more like two weird old friends who constantly jab at each other. it's very confusing if you don't know them.

techno also doesn't have a lot of friends (mostly by choice) and phil is like. The One Person he trusts the most. he begrudgingly starts allowing wilbur in that circle. eventually also tommy although that takes work (thats a lie techno loves tommy but he has to act like he hates him because yknow. The Principle).

to a lot of people's surprise, fundy and techno latch on to each other very quickly. it's surprising because fundy was a very very shy and anxious kid, and as a baby, he would cry if he was held by anyone who wasn't wilbur. and techno is this big burly socially awkward guy who doesn't know how to give hugs. but for some reason fundy immediately trusts him and lets him carry him and techno is very gentle with him. he doesn't talk to him like a baby, he has conversations with 6 month old fundy about ancient greece and politics and linguistics. he's the only person besides wilbur who fundy will fall asleep in the arms of. even when fundy's an older kid they still have that bond, at any social events they'll be in the corner so they don't have to talk to people.

techno also plays the violin, and when he learns this tommy begs him for months to play him something and he refuses. one day tommy comes home crying because he had an awful day and skimmed his knee and got a bad grade and his lunch got soaked in the rain, and techno leads him up to his room and silently begins to play a piece. tommy never shut up so quickly in his life LMAO

i think that's all i have for now but if you prompt me i can talk about anything in this au for days

TNT duo and c!twinsduo AU where c!quackity can shape shift. One day he gets attacked and to escape he turns into a baby duck. However c!Quackity is so badly hurt he can’t turn back and he ends up passing out by the side of the road. Meanwhile c!wilbur and c!techno go on therapy walks. C!techno wants to help his friend but has no idea how so instead they just awkwardly walk in silence until one day they find an injuried duckling by the side of the path . It’s wings are broken and it’s barely alive. And they may be bad guys but their not monsters! So c!wilbur and c! obviously pick up the duckling (which has some old beanie on it huh kind of odd their sure that won’t come back to bite them later) and take it back. And their like: PHIL LOOK WHAT WE FOUND!!! C!phil figures out pretty quickly when they start trying to nurse it back to health that it’s not a normal bird. He can sense magic and guesses correctly that it’s c!quackity. But c!quackity so hurt and something about his tiny yellow wings reminds c!phil as c!wilbur as a child. More importantly c!techno and c!wilbur are so proud of themselves for saving the bird. C!wilbur is actually smiling really smiling for the first time since c!fundy lost his 2nd life and c!technoblade is so quietly proud of himself for finding the duck, the thing that made c!wilbur smile so much that c!phil can’t take that away from them. So he keeps his mouth shut and lets them help the duckling.

more healing/domestic-ish kinda au where i can imagine phil told twinsduo to go to the store just to buy groceries! tommy couldn’t come along because phil does NOT trust that kid probably shoplifting the entire place. (he also doesn’t trust wilbur but he had techno go along just to keep him in check LMAOO)

text:

“BruUuh, wait, is this even the right brand”

“Wait wait? give that to me, let me see.”

“what does this even say?? bro i swear my glasses aren’t good anymore”

“Dad wrote on the list that we needed ‘Chewy Crisps (tm)’”

“wait, then-“

“…Techno, that’s *Sun Chips*”

“B R U H”

Hope you all are doing well

Ghostbur: but I only have good memories with Technoblade :(

Tommy: aw, okay. Well I’ll give you some bad ones.

Ghostbur: wh- there are no bad memories with Technoblade.

Tommy: oh, I reckon there are.

Ghostbur, after a pause: no? Technoblade, we’ve only had good times together, right?

Techno: only good times. We were bros, man.

Ghostbur, overlapping: yeah!

Ghostbur: exactly!

For the sake of completeness, I'm going to repost what I said on twitter today here:

This is a good time to reiterate that my interest lies with the fictional characters these CC have created and my fics are 100% about those, with me approaching them as an amalgamation of worldbuilding and headcanon making them closer to OC.

Having said that, it's understandable if this sours you on some fictional content too. Please put your own comfort first. Support victims. Be kind to each other.

“we’re not even outside yet—“ “i don’t care just light it.”

In a c!twinsduo swap au, I don’t think L’Manberg would get founded tbh

ctechno Did care abt cwilbur btw and tried to keep him safe throughout pogtopia and protected him during the festival and worried for him during the final battle and gave him armour and gapples and food and fondly remembers pogtopia and put up old propaganda of it in his cabin. IF U EVEN CARE.

c!wilbur sketches + c!sbi doodles

C!twins duo texting

congratulations c!crimeboys for winning the duo poll