Can you post a link to your throne wishlist?

it has nothing but junk food and a caffeinated vape that is implied to taste like baja blast

Jay and Silent Bob were buying vapes, but since flavored nicotine stuff is illegal, the clerk suggested they use them with a few Tic-Tacs in their mouths. Jay said that was stupid, so the clerk suggested they just huff lead.

do you find it uncomfortable when younger fandom members look up to you? or is it kind of an endearing thing

It's a little endearing but also I don't think I'm a very good influence on young people sometimes LMAO Like, oh shit should I put a weed/alcohol FAQ + surgeon general's warning on my blog or something?? hahah

I'm not going to, like, sanitize my personal adult spaces (this blog, Twitter) because younger people follow me—I'm not their parent, they aren't my responsibility—but sometimes I worry some young person will get offered weed/alcohol in a bad crowd and think about how much fun I seem to have with it and end up having a bad experience. There have been a few (rare) times where I've written a post and deleted it because of both how big this blog has gotten and because I know there are younger people that follow me lol

Just like... If you're gonna try drugs or alcohol for the first time, always make sure it's with someone you can trust on about the same level of feeling safe having a (platonic) sleepover at their house and remember that both weed and alcohol can take a bit to kick in so GO SLOW LMAO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD START SMALL LOLL & stay hydrated

Cigarettes fuckin suck, also. They taste bad, the high's shit, they're expensive, and it's a royal pain in the ass to break the addiction. Sol Radguy Blazing Gamer Tip: Don't even bother with cigarettes, you aren't missing anything

hey anyone wanna love me and cherish me for the rest of our lives real quick

working in retail really sucks sometimes can you imagine how much happier i’d be if i could tell a customer ‘merry christmas you illiterate bastard, i hope you get hit by a plane’

i keep gettin g ads on tumblr for the stupid fucking "smart vape" its making me giggle and also shake my damn head

everyone pls manifest that i hear something good about this job because my obsessional doubt and compulsive thoughts are getting so bad and i just feel so bad about myself i want to be positive and i want to attract positive feelings but my body is paralyzed from indecision and uncertainty and i can't even get out of bed bc it seems like so much work and energy i really do not have

if only someone would trade any sexual activity for a vape/pen

i feel like maybe anti-vaping PSAs might be better if they focused less on the health risks (which may be real but the lack of long term studies/easily viewable evidence like lung cancer make it less convincing than anti smoking ads) and more on just straight up saying without fancy hip/cool graphics "this is an addicting product. these companies want you to start doing this addicting product, because if you do you might be stuck giving some CEOs $100 per month. does it have negative health effects? i mean probs but the studies arent out yet. defo has negative wallet effects though!"

joe my vape died can i get a hit off yours plz

i had to quit weed for two months and im coming out the other side of it in 2 weeks with a nicotine addiction lmfao

im mostly joking, with weed i will have zero reason to vape anymore, but i literally cannot go this long without a substance burning my lungs

i am the textbook definition of an addictive personality

hey the other option was alcohol, i chose carefully