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sjbubbletea · 1 year

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Thai milk tea from the shop next to the dining hall. The Thai milk tea is fine. The boba… is not.

Much disappointed. 4/10 not recommend. Come one Zen Sushi you can do better than that! Haven’t you ever heard of QQ?? Is it too much to ask for QQ goodness to get me through dead week?

[Image ID: a cup filled with an orangey-brown drink takes up the left view of the picture. Black tapioca pearls rest at the bottom of the drink]

#image id #college life #chaotic academia #zen sushi #my bubble tea log #Thai milk tea #that lovely orange color!#at least they got the flavor for Thai milk tea #but this boba is not chewy!!#it’s like the texture of a barely cooked potato in stew #except sticky #I paid money for this!#dead week

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skyjoker · 13 days

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slyandthefamilybook · 3 months

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Disney really heard the line "no one's ever really gone" in The Last Jedi and instead of taking away "people live on in our memories and it's our duty to keep their legacy alive" they thought "so you mean deaths never have to matter because we can always just bring back any character whenever"

#atlas entry #sorry I'm still salty about the sequels #Chewie died oh nooooooooookay never mind he's fine #C-3PO died oh nooooooooookay never mind he's fine #Palpatine came back #apparently Ventress is coming back now too #Boba Fett came back #who else is gonna refuse to stay dead

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owlf45 · 9 days

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Off topic but owl do u like boba/bubble tea

i like it, but its not my favorite. a good fruit tea with boba is a wonderful treat every once in a while <3

#my asks #i dont like TONS of boba with my tea though #just enough to be a nice little chewy snack with my tea yknow

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thecleverqueer · 1 year

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Random thoughts during The Star Wars Holiday Special:

*Oh shit! They’re interrupting the Incredible Hulk for this!

*What’s immediately lovely about this is the fact that it wasn’t digitally remastered… It’s in the same awful formatting that it was presented in originally in the 1970s…because Lucas tried to bury it and failed. It’s still available on YouTube.

*Chewbacca has a family… a wife (named Malla), a son (named Lumpy) and a father (named Itchy). They have green shag carpet in their tree house on Kashyyyk. They’re not at all as well put together as Chewbacca. The father looks like he was done up on a very tight budget. Though Malla looks like she uses a great Wookiee conditioner. There are no subtitles, so I have no idea WTF is going on.

*There’s a weird dance/ acrobatics/ juggling sequence on a holo-table. It’s got Lumpy all hella excited, but then he whines annoyingly when it’s over… Like, very, VERY annoyingly.

*Luke is wearing those fierce black boots that he wears in The Return of the Jedi. Fierce.

*The Wookiees are placing desperate calls on a machine that is making Galaga noises. Hopefully, they’re not using the fulcrum sub-space frequency?

*There is an imperial officer with a pornstache in this shop run by Art Carney… and he hands him a cube with… beta fish in it? Because Wookiees like them? Also, Carney’s puns… awful… absolutely awful.

*Is this… A drag queen cooking show? Making a bantha roast? In 1978? How many arms does she have? OMG! This is bananas!

*Then, it violently shifts into an epic space battle between the Millennium Falcon and an Imperial convoy…on Life Day. Fascists just don’t break.

*Art Carney just straight up drugs Chewbacca’s dad…. Like he goes on a kaleidoscopic acid trip that kind of turns into wet dream with some ASMR/ musical number with Diahann Carole. This is so WTF? Seriously. I’m not high enough for this.

*Holy shit! Carrie Fisher is drunk AF!! It’s like she read the script and was like “F*^% it”… and just went with it. She’s literally stumbling. On god.

*What in the hell is a Wookiee-ookie?

*The Fascists have come crashing into the Wookiee crib to ruin Christmas.

*Wait, wait, wait…. It’s Jefferson Starship in a box?! And, the fascist officer loves it! I’m not even sure I’ve ever heard this song before. What? Is? This??

*Lemme stop right now and say this is NOT something one should watch sober. Not at all…

*Now there’s a cartoon. Luke is flying around in a Y-wing… which is weird. Chewbacca runs the Millennium Falcon into an ocean of strawberry jam. There’s a Loch Ness monster being ridden by Boba Fett? Why are C-3PO’s eyes blinking?

*Oh! This is the Boba Fett Cartoon.

*Wait, wait… wait, “Star-log update:” WTF!!!? This is STAR WARS, not STAR TREK! I’m so confused.

*Luke and Han Solo are hanging up-side down for some reason. Boba Fett is working with Vader. No surprise. Okay. Turns out, Chewbacca knew… apparently Boba Fett smells bad. “Star-log 3241”… this is Star Wars, right? …um, right!?!

*Back to the fascists destroying the Wookiee house. They tore the head off the bantha plushie. Sorry bastards!

*I’m trying to figure out this Harvey Korman bit. Is he an android? Or… is this supposed to be funny? What am I supposed to be feeling while watching this?

*Ha ha ha!!! They’re shitting on Tatooine! They’re calling it a shit hole where no one wants to live! I told you! I’ve told you all this before!

*They do have some hella jiving Bith Bands on Tatooine though. Say what you will about the thuggery and villainy and downright scumbaggery, but those bands jam, man.

*Bea Arthur is running a cantina on Tatooine. And, apparently, she’s, uh, fallen victim to a simp? He drinks from a volcanic hole on the top of his head. I’m too sober for this.

*Does Bea Arthur have a Pantoran bouncer!?! OMG!

*Oh no. It’s a Bea Arthur musical number. She’s singing. I repeat, she’s singing. She’s giving everyone in the bar a round on the house. Oh. No. And, Holy balls! There’s a giant chinchilla in the corner of this cantina! Jesus Christ!

*Chewy and Han made it home. There’s a weird affectionate sequence. Now they’re getting these clear balls with lights in them. What’s happening?

*Now they’re all in red robes walking across the Galaxy into a Star or some shit… or maybe they’re in a Wookiee church? I genuinely have no clue what’s going on.

*R2 and C-3PO show up out of nowhere… no wait, Luke, Leia and Han are there at the Wookiee church!

*Leia is giving a drunken speech about fighting fascism and darkness this holiday season! Hell yeah! Every holiday season! F*^% fascists! F*^% the Empire!

*Um. Another musical number… I didn’t know Carrie Fisher sang, but here we are. There she is drunkenly hugging Chewbacca.

*Chewy is reliving “A New Hope” in his mind to the music that they play at the ending where they basically screwed him out of his medal.

*Now they’re eating a meal, and saying a Wookiee prayer? Who TF do the Wookiees pray to!? Why must all galaxies be tainted with evangelical religions? How did their tentacles reach so goddamned far!? Dammit, man. This is why no one in the galaxy far, far away can be gay! It’s taboo there too!

*Okay. Holy shit. It’s over. I’ve never watched it all the way through, but it’s bad. Bad, bad, like uncomfortable, watching a slow moving train wreck bad, like a venereal disease on Lucas’s legacy bad because it will never go away.

*But yeah, if you haven’t seen it… go… watch it. You cannot call yourself a true Star Wars fan until you have.

#star wars #star wars holiday special #luke skywalker #leia organa #han solo #chewbacca #chewy has a family #boba fett #tatooine #kashyyyk

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edvicsrich · 1 year

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rewatching the holiday special animated short made me realise this han v boba rivalry was a misunderstanding, it was CHEWIE v boba. their beef is hilarious.

#chewie giving boba side eye the entire short while he pretends he hasnt been immediately sussed out by a wookie #boba fett #chewbacca #the mandalorian #din djarin #star wars

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noisettesgfandwifenojoke · 1 month

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reviving my Tumblr. And also awakening the chewy and bouncy fandom on Tumblr.

(I worked on these genderswap designs for chewy and bouncy, a series made by Dingish and a few others and now they're gonna be canon)

#chewy and bouncy #chelsea and boba #this is ghe thing i mafe.#my contribution to society #indie animation series

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supercantaloupe · 1 month

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i'll say it. i think jelly is a better milk tea mix in than boba

#sasha speaks #boba is also good. very close second #but like soft aiyu jelly? that's my top pick #grass jelly is good too but sometimes it's a little too firm #but that's the problem with boba. depending on where you get it from it can be so inconsistent.#only some places get the chewy texture right sometimes it's just much and sometimes it's undercooked and like. crumbly #actually i got an oolong jelly at one place once and that was great #but not really a standard option and most shops #but if a shop has a light flavored jelly option alongside boba i'm probably gonna choose that over the boba tbh #not the flavored fruit jellies though....they tend to have the wrong texture and be too sweet for me #(of course i get my tea at 50% sweet i am not a fan of drinking straight syrup)

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gaiaexploreslife · 5 months

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finishing up the first playlist post at the cafe >:) <3

then I gotta actually do my hw LMAO

#currently drinking: hong kong milk tea w chewy boba #I wanna take pics but maybe another time LMAO

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miss-floral-thief · 6 months

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Boba yogurt (well i guess it’s jello/gelatin?) what a time to be alive lol

#lol if they had a half sized bottled ver of my usual tea order that’d be nice too #although for the chewing t-08 #tapioca boba it’s hit or miss on the taste/chewiness depending on the place #personalice #food mention

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elliebartlets · 9 months

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#polls #boba tea #god I hate that you can’t edit polls!! 3rd times a charm 🤞🏼#I’ve only had it 3 times including today #the drink flavor was good it was the boba that was ehh #my friend told me to get the honey boba #but apparently they had other fruity flavors which burst in your mouth #which sounds so much better than the globby chewy honey ones

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hong--zhi--zhu · 2 years

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Creamy bubble tea made with prepared and chilled AGF Blendy Stick's hojicha au lait, half-and-half, ice cubes, and homemade brown sugar boba. Served with s'mores flavored my/mo mochi ice cream.

#hzz photography #food #boba tea #bubble tea #mochi ice cream #gugure! kokkuri-san #shigaraki #tanuki #plush toy #plushies #chewy balls :3c

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sseralefims · 9 months

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mint & coconut flower boba ♡ by 李西西

#food #aesthetic #boba #cute #green #pink #teal #chewy

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bhalspawn · 1 year

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someone please acknowledge me before i burst

#im gonna pop like a boba bubble whtver theyre called i stg #its just. i need to be throwing things. or chewing on something. but it cant be rubber ive tried that and it makes me feel sick #like stim chewies i mean. not a fan #Um . anyway . cyberpunk has me feeling

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theskoomacat · 1 year

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like. yeah pollution is bad but i wish that whoever decided to start that shitstorm about plasic straws specifically gets cursed so that EVERY piece of cutlery they use bends and dissolves in liquids until their dying day

#tried boba for the first time. had to use my bike key to penetrate the lid #i liked the tea itself (i think the base moreso than the syrups); the pearls were a tad too sweet #also i was convinced that they were like chewy jelly but instead they were like those giant aglae cells #i hope i WAS supposed to eat them....#you really don't have to care

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ches-nogat · 1 year

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What’s your favorite boba flavor?

honestly, i haven't really tried other flavors of boba- but i do really like brown sugar boba!

#mmmmmmm chewy #fun fact: one time i was drinking boba through a straw and it just CATAPULTED down my throat #second most terrifying thing i have experienced #first being that time i ate too much gum in one go and i think my throat seized up cause i legit started choking on the fluids #...don't quote me on that #asks

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