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indecisive-dizzy · 3 months
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I am inconsolableeeee
I need a minute guys- GUYS I AJSHJSKAJSJAKA SOOOBBSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭
the Freaking Finale y'all I need to screamm waaaaaa
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greensaplinggrace · 9 months
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I think one of the biggest differences between bangel and spuffy is that angel isn’t a partner to buffy. he’s not even someone she knows that well. he’s not someone she’s ever familiar with, and he’s not someone she can ever fully rely on.
yeah their romance was big and grand and all the things a tragic fairytale romance is. but at the end of the day their relationship is so incredibly surface level. all there is is the idea of love, and not even the real thing.
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regarding common tropes about ganon's writing in fics, I am kind of always taken aback a little anytime ganondorf uses degrading sexist terms in fics and such. Because to me, even his most evil interpretations would probably have no reason to have negative associations with women who have sex a lot, unless he picked it up from elsewhere (like there's some room for it to be interesting psychologically speaking if that's directly addressed, but it never is). I'm not sure why the gerudos would ever cultivate these kind of misogynistic ideas in their own culture, or why Ganondorf would spontaneously decide to form any essentialist ideas he may potentially develop on the basis of promiscuity, of all things. And, if he would pick that up from Hyrule... why would he, why this, and how does that map out with him remaining proudly gerudo in most iterations if he sees any non-married woman getting funky in a negative way?
it's kind of a very small thing, but it does kind of beckons a lot of questions regarding worldbuilding and psychology and it tends to take me out of fics a little, because it's always kind of assumed and never investigated
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shirajellyfish · 2 months
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Grocery store perils
Things I thought would be a danger to watch out for as a cashier:
Scary robbers
Evil mean customers
General violence
The actual dangers:
Cutting hand open on thick cardboard
Angry pineapple leaves
Being scratched by a bearded dragon
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futuresoon · 2 months
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today was real bad! well the morning was bad and the rest of the day was rendered unpleasant by a bruised tailbone. pharmacies are a functional institution that deliver your mail-ordered medication within the time frame the website says. i even got to scrub blood out of my bedroom carpet. still better than the time i was in a dorm bathroom and repeatedly faceplanted directly into the sharp-textured wall though. don't have epilepsy kids
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wizardnuke · 3 months
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i am so over today i want to go home. and sleep for a week. fuckin ouch
#still thinking about that stupid fucking dog. oh my GOD bro#i don't feel bad at all like 1) don't let ur dog run around outside unattended 2) i CANNOT express enough that on top of#them allowing that. they live DIRECTLY beside a high school. teenagers drive on that road every day.#and your hazard of a dog apparently tries to dart across roads like a fucking squirrel#obviously i feel bad for the baby but like. dude. that could have gone so badly? for her or for me and my bf?#i now have further evidence that im a good driver that doesn't swerve. but i don't wanna fucking hit ur dog either.#so glad she's okay bc that would have been devastating for her owners and they were VERY sweet to us about it#alls well that ends well she's just a little road rashed because i clipped her at 30mph or so. poor thing got pingponged across the road#which is a million times better than going up and over her but still. auugh baby. don't leave ur fucking dogs unattended outside.#9pm at night.#she was Shockingly okay. like she wasn't limping or acting like she was in pain at all even tho she was scratched up. very happy about that#very spooked! very spooked baby she was not happy but she wasn't hurt. like it wouldn't have been my fault but#i would have felt TERRIBLE about it. like sorry i hit the baby but like NINE IN THE EVENING? OUTSIDE DOG? THAT BOLTS ACROSS ROADS?#also for reference she's a big girl which is good for her. a smaller dog would not have been okay.#but big dog vs small car. come on man
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you are so so loved by God and by all of us here on tumblr and I am sending you so much love tonight. please stay. things will get better I promise. <3
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cryptidspaz · 3 months
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taking my dog to the vet is always annoying as fuck cuz they just assume im a Shitty Pet Owner right out the gate. yes i forgot on his last rabies vaccine but remember My Cat Died in Y'alls Facility In December. im sorry i was preoccupied with my Cat Dying of Kidney Failure. its only been like a year & 6 months since his last vaccine & i know he does not have fucking rabies. im not some anti-vaxxer freak !!!
#also im here because he Is Scratching his Skin So Much It's Bleeding.#please focus on the fucking task at hand & shut yhe fuck up about HEARTWORM PREVENTION PLANS YALL HAVE#DUDE#problem at hand PLEASE#tell me abt heartworm shit at the fuxking counter#MY DOG IS HURTING & UNCOMFORTABLE HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FIRST#ALSO LEAVE ME ALONE ABT HIS FLEA MEDICINE#theyre so rude abt him taking frontline but like . it fucking works. so#all my pets are indoor only & i treat my backyard with flea / tick / roach killer#so fleas are not the fucking problem here#i use the same lawn treatment we use on my moms fuxking Actual Ranch in Seguin#FLEAS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM.#I ALSO JUST WATCHED YOU COMB HIS FUR FOR FLEAS & FOUND NOTHING.#SHUT THE FUCK UP#also he ways 63.7 lbs#last visit he was 64.1#and this bitch told me 'Well. He's Lost A Pound Since His Last Visit :/'#THATS NOT A POUND THAT IS NOT EVEN HALF A POUND#then the dr was like 'ideally we'd like him closer to 60 lbs but im not concerned about his weight at all#Thanks. Great.#HE's FUCKING 9.5 YEARS OLD#HE IS A SENIOR DOG#Do Yall Remember The Fact He Had to Be on Steroids for Half of 2021 Because He Had a Skin Tumor On His Ear#So He weighed Like 80lbs#And It Took Me all of 2022 To Get Him To Shed That Weight#I Think I know What It Looks Like When My Dog is Overweight.#personal#SORRY I HAD TO VENT#i have a loud ass pitbull who barks literally just so ppl will pay attention & pet him#but they assume because ive got this goofy looking pitbull & im a White Bitch In my 20s that i dont take good care of him
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taconafide2 · 3 months
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I'm so tired of my skin looking and feeling the way it does 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i don't think i've had what people consider 'clean skin' since pre puberty
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johnmalevolent · 4 months
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coping from BACK PAIN ueheggrf. retches
also tbh hijikata rly shouldn't work that much at his age precisely bcs he's only 28
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sherlock-is-ace · 7 months
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#i had such a horrible melt down today... god i just need this week to be over!#i burst several blood vessels around my eyes temple and nose from crying too hard and for trying to do it in silence#and i also figured out that my big smart plan of hitting myself in the head as to not leave marks nor break things doesn't work#because i now have a fucking BRUISE ON MT FOREHEAD#goddamnit#i can hide it with hair but i really need to find a different way to cope...#i used to throw shit around but years of being screamed at for breaking toys or whatever i had in my hand at the moment has forced me to#turn the destruction upon myself#cause at least i'm not breaking shit other people paid for#but damn my head still hurts and now i have to hide the stupid red spots in my hairline#if my mom finds out she will most likely kill me ahnfjsng (not really she will just scream at me and call me stupid for hurting myself#which in turn will make me hurt myself more probably...)#it's a hard thing to admit i self harm. and i never really thought of it like that but it's getting worse so i need to stop#it started with scratching myself when i was too anxious and it turned into full blown out meltdowns...#i had to fight the urge to hit my head on the wall which is scary#like it took all of my willpower and the realization that people would hear me and maybe i would draw blood which would be harder to hide#that's what made me not do it... not the fact that self harming is bad and doesn't help...#like that's a scary thought to have...#i can think about it rationally NOW but in the middle of the mess? nope hitting is the only solution#i'm exhausted and so fucking embarrassed about it#i hate living with my messed up brain#i have to leave the house tomorrow... and because i mask still the only thing vissible will be my fucked up eyes with red dots around them..#that's gonna be fucking embarrassing as hell?!#not worse than when i gabe myself a black eye tho#that wasn't self harm that was just me fainting when sick and falling face first to the floor lol#anyways... i'm off to bed i just needed to vent ahfnsjf i'm fine now#and i'm gonna do my best to find better coping mechanisms i promise#angel talks#personal#tw self harm
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martyrbat · 1 year
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I just know Barbara Gordon’s pet growing up would have been two gold fish that her uncle Jim got her.
she would get SO annoyed anytime jim messes up and calls one fish the other's name too...
(also, he tries his hardest to tell them apart, really, but also just... its two goldfish. what the hell do you mean ‘you can just tell’??)
#i also like thinking she was a mouse/rat kid....#i have a slightly weird headcanon for older! babs and how she ends up having a parrot too#also stay with me ok?? but young babs seeing an alleyway cat with a hurt leg and torn ear and#just going to jim. the ‘dad — uncle jim! please! it obviously needs help!!’ but jim puts his foot down. the house is cramped enough#and a stray cant be around an infant! what if the cat has something and scratches or bites?! absolutely not.#he gets home from work & ofc has the cat bc she had watery eyes and the poor girl did just lose her only family member and had to leave#her friends and home and everything she once had. even her own name is no longer her own....#she deserves something thatd make her happy and make gotham feel like a home...#but huh. for an alleyway cat it sure is quite fat huh? im sure its nothing unusual and hey it is kinda cute! :)#it gives birth to 5 kittens under his bed that night because of fucking course it does#jim is so fucking tired guys. he ends up asking his weird masked friend if he knew anyone thatd want a kitten in 8ish weeks.#when given the choice; babs decides to keep the mama instead of just a kitten. (jim secretly bonds with a kitten and keeps one anyways :))#i just think she deserves an old rescue cat... she spoils it and rants to it and it keeps her grounded to reality in a way :33#barbara gordon#uncle gordon#thank u for the ask anon!! this is a cute hc i am officially adopting it >:33#<- more like of-fish-ially....#sorry.
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sandersgrey · 1 year
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I do my best to supervise any meetings between my kitten and our adult cat, because I dont want Niki to get his tiny ass kicked, right
So i keep him upstairs most of the day and only set him loose w supervision, but, even so, he manages to disappear as soon as I blink, in true toddler behavior. Which is yes worrying as fuck
Ive gotta admit though. It makes me feel some kinda way when i do find him in a staring contest w our cat, and just hearing me step closer makes his ears relax forward...
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holytrickster · 7 months
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you know it's bad when kit calls loth arteloth fnfjjd
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