the red eye is just a redstone prosthetic. the other one? well. hm.
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everyone who knows dick personally knows he is very smart, analytical, and geeky
however the news outlets have been spouting off ‘richie wayne’ ever since dick was taken in as bruce’s ward, and tend to write him as the ‘dumb hot’ stereotype
one night talk show gets dick onto it, under the premise that the money from that show would be going to charity, they put him up against random college students about topics they are majoring in
everyone expects dick to flirt or joke his way through the questions, so when he starts buzzing in first and answering correctly, they eventually question him
and with a shrug he says, “grew up traveling around the world, was vice president to the mathletes club that took nationals in high school at 14, and was actually in training to take up either a head aspect or a tech aspect of wayne enterprises; had to do classes and work for that, my best friend and i played video games and coded our own, also social media is easy to keep up with with my siblings and such” he finishes with a dismissive wave and smile, quickly running through the subjects that he was quizzed on
it quickly goes viral, and dick left that studio with a lighter chest and a bright smile
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bitches mad he can experience childhood whimsy and delight. CEO of moisturized and in my lane. "my gf is mad at me I hope I die" personified
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bam! angst!
more virus shen jiu au !
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4
During Maigu Ridge when yqy apologizes (to sy)
virus!sj is there with the silly lil idea is his appearance changes on how he feels
so he unintentionally changes into xiao jiu
idk when sj would actually gets a body again (it'd prolly be before Maigu Ridge but shh)
but i like me some angst, sue me
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i like how crowley told muriel “me and aziraphale need ‘us’ time so you gotta go” and then talked about going out to eat at the ritz like it’s soooo transparent his plans were literally 1. get white girl wasted then 2. get fucked over every surface of that damn bookshop . he’s like babygirl you are in the splash zone
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my favorite thing is neil judging andrew so immensely hard at first for being weird when he’s literally neil josten
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