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emporium · 1 year

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Voted the most messed up game of 2023.

This game will keep you asking the question, Why?

Seriously, why did they make this game?

Why am I still playing it?

Why was I born into a world where this is a thing?

#horse plinko #this game isn't real #but it could be

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macadam · 2 months

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Father and son

#not tf #but it could be #if you believe #cars

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nelkcats · 11 months

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Poison

Two new types of poison started being sold in Gotham's underworld; one is bright pink and the other a toxic green, both of which have caused the Batfamily a major headache because no one can find a cure or a reason why it suddenly started being sold.

Unfortunately, many of their Rogues have been using it for their attacks and this product has proven to be deadly.

It tends to act immediately on contact with an individual and cause extreme pain (some have commented that they feel like dying), as well as being effective on everyone it comes in contact with (including mutants, metas, and aliens) and not possessing an antidote. Bruce has tried to analyze it on many occasions but the batcomputer never comes up with results, as if the product is corrupted.

Strangely, it was recently discovered that Jason has immunity, and contrary to expectations, the poison seems to make him stronger? it even affects the influence of the pits!

This, of course, did not please the vigilante, the color of one of the poisons was too familiar for him to pass up so he decided to seek its source directly. Unlike Bruce, who was dedicated to the search for an antidote, Jason felt there was something darker about the whole situation, so he decided to track down the vendors and follow them.

Elsewhere, two halfas look at each other wearily as needles pierced their skin, it's a bit ironic that they let their guard down when the Fenton's declared they liked ghosts and forgot they had other enemies.

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ailithnight · 1 year

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Okay, so, this gif

Gave me an idea

The batkids have emergency eyebrows to put on the cowl whenever they think the situation calls for it (ie. whenever it would be most hilarious).

Usually they'll try to sneak them on and even make a game of who's attemp stays on the longest before Batman notices and pulls them off.

But also, mid argument or something, one of the batkids runs up and slaps a pair of anger-brows onto him saying very seriously, "Looks like things are heating up over here. Better put on your attack brows."

#Batman #Batfam #Dc #this is very dumb #But the mental image of Batman with hot pink anger brows made me laugh #I just had to share it #this is not #dp x dc #but it could be #>: }

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rqgender · 3 months

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Today's gender is wobble boy.

#the rusty quill #rusty quill #this could be literally any of them #pretty sure it's stellar firma #stellar firma #but it could be #rusty quill gaming #chapter and multiverse #thrice forgotten #the magnus archives

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hollow-dweller · 30 days

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I love this. What's your favorite bad netflix movie?

"favourite" really and truly is not the right word but specifically this was about the movie Damsel with Millie Bobby Brown.

because like, the thing about that movie is that it would be easy to dismiss if it were just bad across the board. but there are parts of it that are inexplicably and frustratingly GOOD, both conceptually and in execution, and then the rest of it is just. so bad. SO bad.

Elodie putting together her escape route based on the efforts of past sacrifices, existing in a continuity of women who have pooled their resources and knowledge across TIME and LITERAL DEATH to help the women who come after them???? that concept ALONE is worth the price of fucking admission.

but then you also have the movie inexplicably giving Elodie a bisexual bob and a leather bustier to show that she's empowered or whatever. literally why. i am hunting the writer and director for sport. WHY.

at least she got a dragon girlfriend out of it

#if you haven't seen it i am not joking with that last she literally sails off into the sunset with the dragon #but please do not let that fact fool you into watching it because it's not worth it #but it COULD BE #netflix let me script doctor your shitty movies #damsel #damsel netflix

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Mm, I am currently pondering Cryptid Batfam but like. Vs an SCP-esque group trying to contain them. Idk how to explain it.

I just think Gotham gives off SCP vibes. And the batfam even more so. Immortal protectors of the shadowed city.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #story idea #scp foundation #scp #scp crossover #dc crossover #could even be cryptid heroes au #where everyone is some sort of Creachur #but probably not lol #but it could be

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arcventi · 2 months

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When you want to tell him to get married for tax reasons but he doesn't pay taxes

#batfam #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #could be about a number of people #it isn't #but it could be

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hot-take-tournament · 5 months

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OKAY-

i've thought of a new hot-take-themed bracket, but i'm not sure if it exists already

i was thinking of running a bracket on legendary tumblr poll ratios, with each matchup being a choice as to which result you would rather support if it meant the other result was reversed

basically, imagine something like this:

Would you rather have Miku lose, or regularly use Tumblr Live?

if it's been done already, just let me know - but if no one has ever run a tournament on this, i'll put something together so we can do it this month

but i'll need at least 8 suggestions, preferably 16, and i'll take twitter polls too if you got 'em <3

#not a poll #but it could be

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blank-ace · 2 years

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Studio Trigger out there giving me everything I never knew I needed

#cyberpunk #lucy cyberpunk #edgerunners #cyberpunk edgerunners #its not technically Lucy #but it could be #if you squint #studio trigger #my art #netflix #oc #original character #Sub Zero

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dino-egg-oatmeal · 1 month

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Horrible thought: what if Gordon dies and either Warren or Aubrey have to complete his memoir

#red valley #red valley podcast #gordon porlock #warren godby #aubrey wood #I’ve been thinking about Gordon’s memoir maybe too much #it’s probably not that deep #BUT IT COULD BE

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flammedoudoune · 2 months

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Broke: Wolf didn’t say anything when Virginia told him she loved him because he was feeling guilty and conflicted about the future “betrayal”.

Woke: Wolf didn’t say anything when Virginia confessed to him because he spent his whole life being seen as a monster by everyone, he’s only learned like 3 weeks ago that being in love and being hungry were not, in fact the same feeling, he’s never been in a relationship before, and he’s already messed things up with Virginia once. Dude just had no idea how to react to being told he was loved for the first time in his life, and he also was probably afraid of saying the wrong thing and ruining the moment.

#maybe it’s not that deep #but it could be #it could be that deep #the 10th kingdom

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anhttydbookfan · 8 months

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thinking about how Eggingarde has been in the amber slavelands for as long as she can remember. Thinking about how Eggingarde is the only wanderer we see in the amber slavelands. Thinking about how, despite this, Eggingarde has a traditional Wanderer pelt that either fits her or is, perhaps, just a bit too big for her. Thinking about how she knows she is a Northern Wanderer.

#httyd books #Now I’m having thoughts about a sad smile and the words ‘you’ll grow into it snow-child’#being the last thing she hears from another one of her people for a very long time #that part isn't canon #but it could be

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theethoslab · 1 month

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Do you think this second mouse was the one Etho used with his foot?

#ethoslab #i’m so sorry for this #and excuse my terrible arrow #i almost started crying laughing when I thought of this #like realistically its just an old mouse #but it could be #i’m losing my mind over this whole thing #my brain was not meant to learn so much about him

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bowserssupermariopartylaugh · 3 months

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just saw a video of a small gator/croc chasing a laser pointer, yal know what that means

#self referential #new bowuigi hc just dropped and i need it in a story asap #bowuigi #not really #but it could be #or project it on bowsers kids #my brainrot #fic ideas #croc hcs #hcs #hc

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sammysdewysensitiveeyes · 5 days

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Now I really DO want to see Morph and Iceman interact, like what happens when you put the two "Funny Guy" characters in a room together? They will either be completely vibing with each other, or hissing like angry, territorial cats.

#Exiles Morph gets along really well with Impossible Man so maybe TAS Morph will be down to clown with Bobby #that's not a metaphor for sex #but it COULD BE #kevin sydney

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