#but i was not and now im in a Fucking Pickle
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You might say Nathan is the prettier friend and "I have never seen two pretty best friends"
But Nathan's pov is this. He tossed a green cloth on him.
Without text and cut and mtl reference:
#mtl#metalocalypse#pickles the drummer#mtl fanart#dethklok#metalocalypse fanart#dethklok fanart#nickels#aka just me wanting to draw Pickles in Irish habitat collecting herbs for... you know damn right#fun fact: The background is from our local forest#pickles in his doomstar requiem outfit a bit reimagined#why can I hear Tír na Nóg music?#his robe now looks like a wedding dress im-#Nathan was about to fucking cry
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I might be like
The littlest bit obsessed w/ Reverse 1999
#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 game#click reverse 1999#my favourites are so fucking predictable#horrorpedia#horrorpedia reverse 1999#diggers#diggers reverse 1999#i got pickles#now im waiting for tooth fairys banner cus her voice is so pretty wtf
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today should be a t break day
bc I'll need it to be more effective in the coming days if we see family, and then I'll have the survey shifts
but since late last night i keep randomly nearly breaking into tears and thinking abt the stupidest shit that needs to stay in the box in my brain
so idk. maybe it will be. it is thus far. but I'm not leaving my room without a container of some edible or another in my pocket either
#text post#no idea where the fuck this came from and it kept me up until fucking four in the fucking morning#but only NEARLY crying my body/brain still won't let me FULLY cry#and i did email my prior doc with a 'can i ask u just abt this one current symptom and if it is abt what i think & ill send u 20 bucks even'#she said no to the twenty bucks but said yeah it does sound like my ptsd has been triggered by multiple things over the last year#and the not being able to cry is a part of it. my body's trying to protect me from feeling anything abt it and breaking down#and part of that means not letting the tears fall so there's no physical acknowledgement of any feelings#which is what i was thinking was going on but it's nice to confirm it with someone who knows their shit#doesn't fix it but at least i know.#the thing is that the triggers are like. good? bc im in a healthier safer environment now with ppl that don't do what my mum & fam do to me#but it means my brain is learning just how much of a lot of it Wasn't Normal and was actually Pretty Harmful and that's.#i want my brain to just accept and get over that already tbh. okay so that's the case it doesn't change anything????#why are we still thinking abt it and having feelings over it at this point bc that feels like a waste of time#there are no apologies I'll get for things that happened from when i was younger and there's no closure it just Is What It Is#I'm tired of even wanting to cry over it when I'd rather be throwing myself into making money & being productive art-wise#it manages to interrupt so many fucking facets of my life like#whatever. anyway considering a music au new draft where ed and izzy meet seth. and immediately offer to kill him for Pickles aksnsjfnfgj
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Make a ref for your mer boys so I can make fanart 🔫
here ya go. also the dark/bioluminescent markings version is under the cut
oh yeah and heres a bonus of what sun would look like if he lacked the amber gene
he is so blue
#ask#spookyuu#art tag#thatls tag#*places this gently on the ground and scurries back into my sewer*#wheres that one deepfried image of a guy with the caption 'yeah fuck it i dont know what im doing. drop it'#also the spiky thing at the end of the tail are finlets#real finlets do not look like that but also ill crumple like wet tissue paper if i have to draw a lot of little triangles#anyways i am! finally done their ref#im going to sleep now good bye to everybody#oh it took me 2 days to make these#sick. gonna put these in the pickle jar and shake them#moon gave me the most trouble because of his stupid hands#sun also gave me trouble but moon gave me more#why must hands? why cant i slap paws on them
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once i finly get my ebt card i am blowing it all on one (1) one item a single pack of bottled tea
#fuckihg HELL theyre like $8 now#for tea!!!!!!more than soda!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1#absolutly ridiculous ive switched to bottled water + those lil flavor packets#and even then i had to switch from the watever actual tea to some fake tea bc rven THAT was too much#most of my problems have to dow being hangry and alot of that is bc i donr have a microwave and i dont wanna use the gas stoce in my apartm#its all very involved but the main thing is ive been eating mostly canned vegtalbles wihch. is healthy true but not for the soul#im vegetarian also so all the fucking vegan food in the store in ridicuulos expensive fucking about $10 for each thing#so yes i used to eat like mashed potatos and can vegetablrs or ramen yesyes#but wihot a microwave it does Limit you#and i mainly go days w just 2 cans bur then i crack and eat an entire bag of like pickle chips or something#and bags of chips are expensive these days! ridiculous!#food
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lord forgive me but im about to indulge in another pickle
#literally going insane for pickles#i should make another batch of my mustard pickled eggs#omg mustard pickled eggs sliced n put on a sandwhich#im gonna make myself drool#new life goal: have enough space for a pickling/fermenting cupboard/fridge#also wanna make the soft boiled eggs thatre soaked insoysauce n put in ramen....#idk how long they can be soaked for#also my beet pickled eggies#mmmm and just some deli pickles real thin slice#n carrots. i LOVE a quick pickled carrot#omg fuck i wanna PiCKLE THINGS#jalapeno..#also wanna make tuna/prickly pear wine#ohh i just looked up pickling stuff n now i wanna try walnuts n cauliflower
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coming home at 4pm after a long day in the computer mines, tearing into a jar of olives like a famished beast and shrieking in delight, under the belief that i am alone. my father rounds the corner in his gay little figurine painting accoutrements, concerned. i am not alone. he asks me to use a spoon
#i was overcome with the joy of pickled olives man can you leave me the fuck alone#i'd draw this but im so tired i cant. i cant even fathom holdign a pen right now#tbh the only thing i have the energy for is getting more olives#daily h
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I wanna be dead
I'm literally dead mentally
But I keep busting the house down slay I CANNOT TAKE THIS VERY MUCH LONGER BEFORE I HIPPITY DIPPITY OFF MYSELF
SLAYING ISNT ENOUGH ANYMORE 😭
#i cannot slay for much longer#ik im being so fuckin dramatic cus me breaking my fucking fast#(also for anyone who saw my original fast breaking post I fucking ate 2 rice crackers 2 pickles 2 tablespoons of shushi ginger and 22blue#berries and thats all about 103 cals and now I literally wanna rip myself apart so literally dont mind me cus im dramatic#tw ana in the tags
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put an egg in my grilled cheese and idk if im ever gonna go back to the eggless grilled cheese life. tbh.
#IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD#really filling too!! very good lunch#if theres one thing u should know about me its that i can make a mean sandwich (and cookies those too)#<- feels weird to flex bc cooking/baking feels so rudimentary to me (im just not crediting myself enough ik)#but a grilled cheese from me is guaranteed cheese-melted and perfectly-golden every time. just saying.#i added guac seasoning too. is that weird? idk its delicious though dont fucking judge me.#i recommend a little pickle-on-the-side action too#<- notoriously picky person discovering a love of food btw#rediscovering rather. i have a Moment every time i make something and am like ''holy shit i cant believe i didnt discover this till now''#excited to be the friend that when ur like ''im hungry but dont feel like going out'' i can just be like ''my friend. there is no need.#hand me the Pan.'' and whip up some yormy eatins#my picky kid to amateur chef character arc :) (im still picky and probably always will be though) (but thats ok)#(i will discover new tasty treats at my own tasty pace)#ramblies
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Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
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what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine
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op wheres the natural feeding option
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you guys are getting fed?
#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look
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ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!
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extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3
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as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3
#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....
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i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right
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um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...
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OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD
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also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly
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oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks
anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse
#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
猫神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash cat
410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS
#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly
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can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther
#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks
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gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!
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evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever
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make your own pawst
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umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...
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Nyaverage shelter cat behavior
#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up
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saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo
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hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks
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1. i was making. a joak
2. i'm literally gay???
#literally what's your pawblem
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reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer
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i know you fuckers are lying
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this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer
🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow
shut the heull up
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grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise
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op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control
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oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us
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I don't know what I'm doing with this fic's story anymore at this point, I'm just doing feck all but somehow it's also so fun to just... make it a lil wacky.
#aria rants#im still writing that mhyk fic. its like... getting so long i didnt intend this to get so long and im still not done but like#im also having so much fun with it like-- i cranked up my fuck it we ball meter with this and now i cannot be stopped#i dont even know if im doing these characters justice and ohgod i hope i am actually cuz this is nearing 5k words and its not#even done yet like im in a bit of a pickle here but also its kinda fun to just let loose a bit with the funny-ness of the story#cuz like this fic's story is set in modern times. the 3 characters in it are students with 1 that im partially projecting some#of my own oc's (alec's) traits too cuz i dont know much bout this character other than he likes art. is likeable. war changed him#to be quite jaded but frankly understandable cuz its war but also cuz he lost an arm during that war and that yikes for an artist#basically all i know bout this guy is that all he ever wanted was peace and harmony between wizards and humans and to fulfill#his dream of being a painter (which sadly comes only second cuz hes a prince and was crowned king) so now in my fic#since all the characters are younger than their canon counterparts cuz modern au and school setting. i just made him energetic#as can be. still an artist. hes roommates with another character. wants the other character which is the other half of the pairing im#supposed to write for to be his muse but its like... a shenanigan thing tryna get to that while he also has a gay panic#anyway im writing for alefau where i projected some of alec's traits (im so sorry and for shame on me) on a character whos name is#also alec cuz my brain is built the way that it is but also cuz i barely know anything bout the guy my own son was my best bet at helping#me write this fic and i dont even know what happening anymore its like the characters got a mind of its own now and im just#narrating and typing all that theyre doing and ive been stuck writing this fic for hours now its 3 am
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The funniest thing about certain friends projecting onto the only black character is that they’ll create ships out of thin air based on their taste. I’m not hating I do it too but I did not ever in my life consider shana and techrat, and I still don’t, but the face I made when she brought it up
#PLSSSS#she said she likes emo boys#GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP#and thats the thing now I can’t get it out of my head#Idk if I’m positive or negative or what#It’s just IN THE BACKGROUND PLAYING ON LOOOP#and Im an ace techrat truther#maybe aroace#but idk like. just even them being friends#YES I THINK THATS IT#i think I’m considering them as a duo for the first time and it is hilarious sorry#like shanas so soft spoken and shy and techrat just doesn’t like people#they would both just eat the pickles if they asked for no pickles#hilarious dynamics oml#and techrat is mean but cannot be bothered unless u get up in his face#and shana can have a backbone but usually in defense of others#techrat is so proud over his inventions and downright arrogant at times#shana is so shy about her fashion and thinks she can’t do shit when she was making clothes drumming and playing guitar babe…#omg i think I’m being converted#Im never watching Jem with her again
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Reason number idk to keep my shot day more consistent (tho tbf i had been doing really well on timing up until last week lmao):
Shot day being off means i get extra weepy over just. anything. everything. My brain looks at anything and goes 'oh yeah, that's like (horrible traumatic memory), you 'member that? Yeah, sure ya do! here's a recap of that particular time for ya too.'
and like??? I am not a fan of it today. i mean i never really am but, I have shit to do rn lmao (dishes and i keep having smutty ed/izzy and nathan/pickles ideas that refuse to actually flow on the page once i open a word doc.)
#text post#typing this up more as warning that i might be extra messy the next few days#there's an in person work thing this Friday im terrified of bc my transphobic supervisor is gonna b there and like#it's abt four hours counting travel time so i know I'll need the bathroom at least once while im there and he made a Big Deal of it b4#and i just. am not looking forward to figuring out how to handle this in addition to it being So Many Ppl in One Small Room w/me#my brain deciding that anytime i have even a minor hormonal shift means weeping and constant memory reliving time is not helping that either#all the more reason to keep next week's shot on fucking time!!!!!#but. yeah. might be some sad lil text posts like this and reblogging a lot of my usual fixations to distract myself#but for now: dishes while i consider my ed cockwarming Izzy's strap idea &#my nathan panic proposes to pickles post apocalypse w/the ring he made for Abigail idea#that one is actually mostly written but. doesn't feel quite right yet#i do like the detail that nathan got it in pickles size & planned to resize it for Abigail#bc he didn't know her ring size but he has pickles' memorised along with all his other measurements tbh#so it just. fits right away and is revealed that they designed the ring as their shared dream engagement ring during a frienderbender#and 'whoever finds the right person first can use it with them' but oh. it was made for the right person all along. right there#a stitched up charles officiates while they're just. sitting in a pile of burning rubble aksndjfngn#anyway enough of this i must dishes and address the anxiety stomachache starting now that i thought abt the work thing 💀
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Apologies to the person who’s yard I puked in I tried to save it for the government funded public park but unfortunately I don’t really decide these things
#emetophobia tw#I was literally less than .2 miles away#it was LITERALLY mile like 30.95 I was THIS close to finishing without puking lol#on the bright side I’m actually hungry for dinner now#TMI tmi but it was mostly pickle juice so u can imagine how that looked lol#also IM MAD bc I got a side stitch at mile 24 that derailed my pacing strategy#but I still made all my goal times cumulative elapsed and per mile so suck it @ god#running#they say something always goes wrong during dress rehearsal so hopefully that doesn’t happen during the race bc walking is fucking BORING#puking is fine it’s side stitches I draw the line at#happy homecoming weekend#oh my god I’m alumni now I can go to homecoming cjkfdkdbdb
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professional discord for my lab job wasnt enough. i hope they all move and we can talk over tumblr dms next. i hope we just get worse.
#LITERALLY SO MAD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU MAKE A DISCORD FOR OUR JOB FOR ORGANIZATION MAN#had to like professionalize my discord for them (thankfully could just do in their server) bUT MAN CMON DISCORD IS NOT CONDUSIVE FOR PROFESS#IONAL STUFF IM GUNNA CRY#NOT GUNNABE ABLE TO SET DERANGED AND SECUAL STATUSES NOW. MAN.#literally like. you come into my backyard. and force ME to be professional. on my silly guy app.#like i get it our prof was having a lot of email chains WHATEVER. bonking you on the head because i dont wanna be in your discord#WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN LIKE SLACK OR SMTH. CMON.#m.#LIKE CMON MY NAME ON THERE IS LITERALLY FUCKING PICKLES THE CUMMER AND YOU EXPECT ME TO JOIN YOUR NORMAL LAB GROUP. CMON.
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laptop fucked itself in the ass (I fucked it while trying to fix my audio driver issue) and I had to reinstall windows which guess what! solved my audio driver issues, so it all really worked out in the end lol
boy do I love just hard resetting electronics because that literally fixes 90% of persistent issues you may be experiencing
#fucking hate windows#my drivers have been fucked for years now and only now did i decide to mess with it#tbh i didnt realize it ran off of realtek (i did just forgor) and was messing with the drivers in my device manager#like hmmmm#im sure theres a better way to fix this#guess what!#its your lucky day#because there is!#nahmic and realtek#yippee#its fixed now#and random garbage apps i installed because college classes told me to are gone too!#i was really upset about it earlier#but im so happy about it now#pickle post#into the void#ramblings
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