Spoilers for Lesson 14 of NB
Goddammit, Game. Getting me all heated then sad... You can't do this shit to me.
Real talk? Want to know why I hate Solomon? Actually? Legitimately? There isn't a character in the game that makes me feel as patronized and talked down to as this bloody sorcerer.
NO. Don't give me that, "Don't worry your pretty little head" shit! That is a legitimate concern and you should have told MC about it from the start! And I haven't forgotten about him lying about Nightbringer or the shitty way that he tried to pressure MC into helping with his cause, either.
Solomon goes on and on about how surprising and gifted MC is, but when it comes to his own goals or things he deems "too big" he REFUSES to actually sit down and talk to MC about it like they're a damn adult! He keeps things hidden out of sight or only presents one part of the narrative because he knows they might push back if they have an actual conversation about it. It's exactly what Lucifer does to his brothers and we know how that ends up!
Yeah, yeah I get it. He's got a sad backstory now and I feel just as bad for him as everybody else. But if at some point in NB, MC doesn't snap and confront him about just how much he never tells them about, I'm going to blow.
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No joke and I 100% mean every word I will say:
Digimon Survive, so far, is up there as one of the best Digimon stories and a very important one at that.
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So who wants a random hot man post?
So like...I made my little tiktok about Fort/Prapai and his booty, which I adore, but I was talking to a friend who saw it, who just goes "yeah, you definitely got a type." This same friend will send me thirst trap tiktoks specifically curated to that 'type' to the point that tiktok I think is assuming it's her type. But, I think it's an under-discussed idea, and I would also like to talk about it and be thirsty on main for a minute. So yes my type is kind of Fort/Prapai...he's got a lot going for him just with those eyes, but we're technically talking body types, and he's BROAD.
Sexhibit A (technically Sexhibit was a typo...or maybe a Fruedian slip, but I'm keeping it bc it's funny): I like the broad shoulders/back, it's always been my thing, something that just makes me know that there's good strong hugs and safety in those arms, you know?
Mame and the LITA cinematography crew...they knew what they were doing. Like...look how they filmed the workouts...the angle accentuates Boss/Payu's slimness and Fort/Prapai's broadness, even though they are practically the same angle. Truly a masterclass.
But let's talk more about some backs...let's venture back to my first realization that this broad shoulder/broad back physique was going to be my killing blow. Picture it-Siciliy-1953, no sorry, USA- 2000, and we get this character introduced like this and I just immediately swoon....
Sexhibit B: the introduction of Wolverine in X-Men, as portrayed by Hugh Jackman. I mean....there are no fucking words!!! And I really just kind of devolve from there.
Sexhibit C: Archers...The majority of the muscles used in archery are centered around the back and shoulders, so....You get results like these:
And they're not just for the gents neither--
As another note...one of the best things is that archer's generally aren't going to be rail thin...like this is some of the US Olympic archery team--they all qualified for the Olympics, but they are also not walking around with 4% body fat and a 32 pack (which is just a nice change from the concept of professional athletes must be incredibly jacked all over).
But I digress...my point is--well I don't really have one, but I understand that we all love a nice booty, a nice six pack, some excellent tiddies (Mile, I'm looking at you respectfully), but I think we sleep on the back a little bit.
As a possibly hilarious side note, I made a joke to my mom once that I'm pretty sure my attraction to strong backs is some latent genetic predisposition that stems from being the descendent of Scotch-Irish peasant farmers. Like, for some reason my favorite physical trait is "you look like you could till a field with ease."
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nothing crueller in this world than getting into a book series having purchased the first two in paperback and only being able to find the next installment in hardback
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if the NHL weren’t cowards they would have made the all star jerseys fully neon pink and baby blue
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the thing about variety describing warner bros discovery making "unsuccessful attempts to sell the unprofitable fandom" is that this shifts all the blame on the audience. how are you gonna try that with a fandom that crowdfunded films on a record-breaking scale, raised millions for extra life for years and years, and spawned their own fucking convention because RT was so goddamn popular?? insane that poor business restructuring and shitty company practices from WBD is being spun into "our audience didn't give us enough money so unfortunately, we have to sell RWBY (a western show that enjoys enormous popularity in japan despite not being a homegrown anime) and RvB (a show which pioneered machinima as both a genre and medium)"
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
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I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)
Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes
And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day
The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)
And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip
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