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jamiesfootball · 7 months

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🎃 trick or treat 🎃

You get a long snippet (act surprised):

Roy flipped to a page at random:

'Ah, la belle dame sans merci who lived in his heart, made known to him in transitory fading splendor by dark eyes in the Ritz-Carlton, by a shadowy glance from a passing carriage in the Bois de Boulogne!'

The book Ted had given Roy had started with, ‘It was a dark and stormy night.’

“Oi!” Jamie started, sitting up to give Roy a concerned frown. “This one isn’t the first in the series.”

Roy shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. They’re all supposed to be self-contained stories. Don’t think I’ve ever met a person who read Wodehouse in order.”

Mollified, Jamie settled back into the cushions with Roy’s book, seemingly unaware of the puzzle Roy was rotating in his head.

Within the first few pages, he had a good idea what Ted intended by giving Jamie this particular book. He also couldn’t help but notice that he’d been given a book fit for his six-year-old niece, and Sam had been given Ender’s Game, and somehow Jamie had been the unlucky bastard with a reading assignment that would make any university student want to stick pencils in their eyes.

Also Anthony Patch was a posh rich twat.

#trick or treat asks #ask game #snippets #partway through suffering through The Beautiful and The Damned and BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE OPINIONS ON THIS BEING JAMIE'S BOOK #i tried to find you something fluffy but instead I found this and I am having STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT IT #anyways the fluffy part is that Roy spends a good chunk of time trying to find A Book for Jamie #partly to undo a little of what Ted did (and he does not even know the whole of THAT yet)#and partly because he has assigned himself Coach Homework to work out what he would've done in Ted's situation #and partly because jamie struggling to finish this stupid book is excruciating to watch. because jamie is not enjoying the book like at all #so here roy has literally just. traded him books. so Jamie can curl up on the couch with Wodehouse #and roy can suffer through the realistic disintegration of a relationship into emotional (and physical) domestic abuse and alcoholism #and like. ted couldn't have known. but wow wow wow this is not a light read #anyways #abuse mention cw #for the tags at least #roy kent #jamie tartt #fic: oh god you're gonna get it (you have not been given love)

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cornertheculprit · 1 year

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wait i have one more thing to say on the subject. this post is krisnix in its own warped way:

it didn't change anything (the atroquinine traps were planted long before kristoph and phoenix became proper friends). it didn't save anyone (and god knows phoenix wright has a savior complex a mile wide). there were just too many forces against it (the diary page, the atroquinine traps, kristoph's utter inability to relinquish whatever forms of control he has). but it still matters that the love was there (it matters because it made everything so much worse. because they took each other's respective "betrayals" so much more personally even when logic dictates that they should have seen it coming. because even when it ended with kristoph screaming phoenix's name in the middle of a breakdown on the witness stand it still matters that they knew each other for seven years and even after they'd gone and turned on each other one of the first things they say when phoenix visits kristoph in his cell is "...you look well, phoenix wright." "you, too...gavin."). their relationship (whatever it was) was a tragedy before it even began and they still took it as hard as if they'd never expected something like it to happen at all.

#sorry i'm reading through the game script and jesus christ. phoenix agonizing over their friendship and asking kristoph over and over #why he did it. kristoph being so taken aback that phoenix turned on him when he was genuinely trying to clear him of the charges #and how before he starts screaming phoenix's name he says 'so everything was leading up to this' as if phoenix had been targeting him #personally all these years even though that was never the intention at all and never would have happened if kristoph hadn't killed zak.#if the atroquinine traps had never been set. phoenix never understood kristoph and kristoph never understood phoenix and it was such a mess #they were such a mess. it's easier to see with phoenix but you'd THINK kristoph would've known better. you'd THINK that maybe he'd #at the very least SUSPECT that phoenix might've laid some sort of trap (even though phoenix honestly didn't) for him. but he DIDN'T.#dear god do i want to tear into these two's psyches. i have GOT to study them like ANTS under a goddamn MAGNIFYING GLASS

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lonepower · 4 months

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You said I could beat up my dad, but I didn't expect like that!! 😭

#MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE THROWN ME INTO A DEAD BABY PIT THEN #to be clear i do pity the pale king. it was. in layman's terms. a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation #was there another way? if his prescience couldn't see it then i don't know. maybe.#do i think he did any of it lightly? of fucking course not. i think it was the guilt that killed him.#did he Consciously choose to go ahead with the plan knowing [spoiler that you NEED to find before you leave the palace]? unclear.#i feel like if he'd Really known it consciously he would've tried another way #or at the very least still condemned hollow Knowing it was a stopgap measure and then continued to try and find a permanent solution rath #er than retreating. i think he was probably willfully blinded by a horrible combination of hope and despair.#but like even with all that being the case... *gestures at hollow* *gestures at ghost* *gestures at the aforementioned dead baby pit*#RUINED TEN THOUSAND PERFECTLY GOOD CHILDREN IS WHAT YOU DID. LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE ALL DEAD AND THEY *STILL* HAVE ANXIETY.#curlyparmesan #replies

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jivthecrow · 4 months

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#just started comming to terms with the fact that one of my best friends from elementary and middle school killed himself #we fell out of touch with each other in highschool and I used to think about taking the time to get back in touch with him #i was always too scared to because I worried about if or how he had changed #it all seems so silly now that he's gone #if I had reached out to him at least I would've known for sure #now i cant help but feel partially responsible for his passing #tw suicide

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ulircursed · 2 days

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[ Grannvale ] [ Whisper ] "I heard something about you tonight, you know." Deirdre cannot keep the knowing grin from her face as she dances close to Andrei. The knowledge has powered the joy of her evening and even just thinking about it has kept her spirits high. It is a beautiful thing.

She leans in close to his ear and tries to whisper. It is an attempt at giving him some privacy in the matter but the longer she speaks on it, the more excited she becomes. And the more excited she becomes, the harder it is to control her volume. "My dear, dear friend, Lord Naesala, told me that the two of you accompanied each other to this ball! I am overjoyed for you both. My two best friends! Together!"

Lady Deirdre asks him for a dance, and of course, it would be Andrei’s pleasure.

(It is the correct answer, like clockwork. Even if they did not have any sort of personal relationship, his answer will not, cannot, ever change.)

Still, he can’t quite hide his surprise when Lady Deirdre leans in, the excitement in her tone not enough to erase the accusation that would come with such a claim. Perhaps she does not think of things that way, but the infamous stories of Duke Victor come to mind.

For the first time since the situation began, he thinks of Antares, of his station. He is, had been, the Duke of Yngvi.

(That life is in the past now. Is that enough to justify how easily he'd changed his life in the present?)

"I— I understand that it is... not the most appropriate of me," he says nervously, "To indulge in such dalliances."

(His blood, his position, had invited nothing but lies from the one he'd thought might bring about the renascence of the Yngvi bloodline. It's only here, when his bloodline no longer mattered at all, that he'd seen, in Naesala's eyes, something he could trust. Could that be enough?)

Andrei swallows hard. "It did make me happy," he says, barely above a whisper himself, "Being here with him."

#I'M SORRY MY WET BLANKET NOBLE SON NEVER MATCHES DEIRDRE'S ENERGY IN ANYTHING EVER #andrei vc: holy shit yeah i have a wife back home don't i #anyway i think this is a good time to mention that i hc that the twins' mom died and then ring remarried andrei's mom #(who also died btw ring is not v good at marrying long-living wives but at least he didn't fool around when married)#and this is vaguer but i'm going with the fact that victor's infidelity and subsequent death was talked about in a negative light #but cigyun's thing w kurth was either less known or viewed more sympathetically #at least in yngvi dklafdk if andrei heard about this from anywhere it would've been from ring since this is the previous generation gossip #nagaficat #toaball2024

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laufire · 1 year

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why was wolfgang in a daddy issues poll, let alone made it to round three? he’s a firm believer of the “daddy issues aren’t real, just traumatise (kill) your father back 🙄” creed. hereby thanking every catholic that voted for jesus christ and thus kicked him out in round four, that’s MUCH funnier.

#honestly if i'd known about that poll i would've rooted for jesus all the way #(of the characters i see here at least)#however he lost to teen titans' raven and she was crowned winner so i can live with that #especially since she defeated zuko in the finale and i personally think that would've been a boring (but very tumblr-y) choice #lol #talking to the void #my thoughts #sense8 thoughts #sense8 #wolfgang bogdanow #(i'm in his tag and i saw it. u guys know i get worked up about polls xD)

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fratboykate · 11 months

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#someone put this on my feed and I had to laugh #for totally no reason #🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️#I'm just thinking that I simply wouldn't be caught dead on vacation with a well known racist homophobic drumpf supporting transphobe #BUT THATS JUST ME #maybe my standards are too high #must be it lol #because ain't no way.....#I've never been turned off by someone so fast #like...some of BEEN KNEW but I would've at least put up a better front lol #and not scrapped the bottom of the barrel this badly #and most of y'all still out there defending the indefensible #wild to me #the other one was a 'cheater' but at least he believes in fucking human rights 🫣#twitter #rants #polítics

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britneyshakespeare · 4 months

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i went to a galentine's party at my brother and sister-in-law's house tonight. and by galentine's that is to say that my sister-in-law was hosting and there were other women invited and my brother had a few friends of his own in the basement. it was really not that many ppl actually; at the height of it there were 8 adults and 3 children (two of them infants) in the whole place. but. my brother had a friend there i had never met and. i actually don't look that much like my brother jon. the guy asked me and kaily what town we were from and i was like "oh do people not always realize i'm his little sister"

#i know im almost 25 but im my brothers' baby sister forever #when i answered the town name he had like. a realization lol #that guy when he said where he grew up i realized he would've also gone to my high school. i thought he might've gone there at the same tim #as me or at least jon (4 years older than me) but he's actually thirty-one. loooool.#i can never tell how old people are #tales from diana #jon's gonna be 29 this year. FUCK #dan is turning 31 #so that guy was probably a grade above dan #well he would've gone to school at the same time as my brothers but that doesnt mean theyd have known each other #me. i never would've known him in my life #yeah whenever i'm in public w jon ppl don't necessarily seem to know that's my brother #and i'm used to that bc there isn't an obvious resemblance between us #but in jon's HOUSE. whenever i meet one of jon's friends it's like yeah you know that i'm his little sister in 0.2 seconds #i will say something obviously much more familiar than a regular friend will lol #i'm my purest and most annoying form around my brothers

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rotisseries · 5 months

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what’re your thoughts on live action zelda movie? i assume they’re not positive !

so glad you asked! my plans for the premiere will be a suicide bombing at nintendo hq! hope this answered your question!

#I think it's a bad idea lol #I think zelda is not a good franchise to try and adapt to a movie format in general #because it's very much a story that uses the fact it's a video game to TELL the story. so putting it in a different medium changes that #and that isn't to say that an adaptation can never change things about what it's adapting in fact the mark of a good adaptation #is often knowing when and where and what to change and how #but soooo much of zelda and it's appeal and storytelling comes from the fact it's a video game. so I can't imagine liking it as a movie #and then nothing about it is inspiring confidence #I think if they absolutely HADDD to adapt loz. it should've been animated. loz is a franchise where the art direction is really important #so. taking that away is. a choice #and then the movie is being directed by the guy who directed the fucking MAZE RUNNER MOVIESSSSS😭😭😭#and those are. well the quality is. tbf the fact that the maze runner is just not amazingly well written was working against that too #but still #the only possible saving graces are A. the guy said his aims are something to the effect of a live action ghibli movie #I don't have much faith in that being successful but at least he's trying?#and B. I will say the fact it's live action means they're probably going to TRY to take the story seriously??#if it was animated they probably would've treated it like the mario movie which would've been SOOO bad #ultimately though I think best case scenario is a mediocre movie we forget about #and worst case scenario it makes history with other well known godawful adaptations #yes im gonna hate it yes I will be watching it. unfortunately. I need to see how this turns out #ask #supercoolswampert #hi hanaan!#loz #loz movie

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maddy-ferguson · 1 year

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if i had been a mlvn i would've been so mad at the duffers for writing a line so easy to criticize that everyone (bylers and ga alike) immediately singled it out when volume 2 came out and said it was either bullshit or incredibly mean

#mike said my life started that day we found you in the woods and everyone went wait did he really say that #that sounds...untrue because we were with him in season 1 and also if he does mean it he's an asshole #like i would've been mad #everyone was like did they forget the first episodes of their own show what's going on do you guys remember that #that's not even what made me go this monologue really actually sucks my first time watching it it was the YOU'RE MY SUPERHERO LINE #because i knew that's not shat she wanted to hear #the my life started thing just made me sad but i was like well okay i guess that's what we're doing...#it's objectively the most romantic line too although everyone seems to really like you're my superhero too which is funny #also they know it was shitty too because they'll say well will disappeared the day before actually uh yeah that only makes it worse lmao if #they had met on the sixth at least mike wouldn't have known will was missing #byler

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kelpiemomma · 2 years

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Tfw u see someone w a take that is just so wrong you have to stand there and wonder if you watched the same show

#Saw someone on a YouTube video say that the mysterious woman from centaurworld was more of a villain than the nowhere king #Bc apparently she knew that the general was the elktaur bc she. Freed the elk from the dungeons?#It's almost a year old comment so I'm not replying to it but did we watch the same show?#I haven't watched S2 since it came out bc I didn't enjoy it but I'm 99% sure it was insinuated she didn't know #At least not for a while. Maybe she learned he was the elktaur when she freed him from the dungeon but they said #That she knew the general had separated himself from the elk during their wedding and I genuinely don't think so #Bc the general and the elktaur did not look like the same person. I just watched a live reaction to someone seeing their separation #And the elk was obviously hiding during the wedding. And the general said 'maybe I should've invited you'#I'm pretty sure he was trying to hide the truth of himself from her (though it's never explicitly stated)#But he hated himself so much as a centaur- why would he admit to the mysterious woman that he'd been one?#Is she innocent? No. Is she the cause of the nowhere king? Also no. She was also a victim of his.#He used her as an excuse but as she said. She would have loved him whole. She would've loved him as a centaur from the start.#If she'd known about the separation and the truth of it. How the elk loathed his lot. I don't think she'd have just.#Ignored it. She didn't seem like the kind of character to allow another to suffer #I accidentally got my friend to watch it so I'm gonna have to rewatch it now tho

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bumblerhizal-art · 2 years

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WIP Wednesday

tagged by @heniareth and @badartxd

tagging you two back as well as anyone else who wants!

CW: Alcohol and Poison

For "Reasons Unknowable", i have decided to put my effort into a rewrite of Novhen's Origin. It's currently at about 3.5k words, but I don't write linearly and skip around between scenes a lot. That makes it a bit tricky to estimate the final word count, but i'm thinking in the area of 10k

This section is from during the infiltration of the estate. While the game canon murderfest through the estate is fun and what works best for the game (although the general premise of this scene is how i got rid of those three guards in my actual playthrough, so we do still get some rogue points), Novhen tends to be a bit more Assassin's Creed about these sorts of things. All he's missing is the specialization

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Novhen slammed the door shut behind him.

"Who’s in there?" Soris asked.

"Three off-duty knights. Still have their armor and weapons on them. We need a way past them."

"What's your plan? We do have Duncan's–" his voice suddenly dropped to a harsh whisper. "We have Duncan's weapons. I remember some of Auntie Adaia's training. Do you think we could..."

He shook his head, "I don't like our odds in a fair fight."

Barely-tamed panic cracked through Soris's voice, "What are we doing here then?"

Novhen surveyed the kitchen. He grabbed a bottle of wine off the cart and a jug of cleaning product from a nearby shelf and walked to the preparation table. He inspected the wine bottle closely.

He muttered to himself a quick prayer, "Fen'Harel ar ghilana."

He shot back a swig and grimaced as he swallowed. It was bitter and lacked any pleasant aftertaste. He proffered the bottle to Soris.

Soris waved it off. "I really think we should keep our wits about us."

"You're probably right." He regarded the bottle disdainfully. "This stuff has already been watered down to the Void and back anyway. I've found better swill at Alarith's. Was hoping it would at least nip at the hangover."

Novhen reached for the cleanser. He gave it a quick whiff and jerked away as the odorous fumes burned his nose and throat.

He coughed pitifully and held the jug in triumph, "This, however."

"You can't actually mean to drink that!"

"Me? No," Novhen said. "This is an undiluted cleanser. Just a sip would do both of us in."

He set placed the containers next to each other on the table. Soris eyed his movements cautiously.

"I don't like where you're going with this, but I guess I don't like anything about this situation." Soris sighed, "I trust you. Do what you're going to do."

"Of course. After all," Novhen gestured at his borrowed servant’s tunic, "I live to serve."

Novhen poured several shots of cleanser into the bottle of wine. He corked it loosely and swirled the contents. With his free hand, he grabbed three mugs and shoved his way through the door.

#wip #wip wednesay #novhen tabris #writing #bad i know you technically tagged my main but i'm going to post it here anyway oops #novhen spends most of his wedding day at least a little hungover #it was supposed to be soris's wedding only! not his!#he would've indulged less at the bachelor party had he known #he doesn't always have the healthiest relationship with alcohol #but it's a common enough side effect of alcohol and he's usually functional #also you aren't allowed to judge me for the quality of a wip #i know that more or less goes without saying but i'm more sensitive about my writing than my drawing

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victim9d · 9 months

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hm.

#negative cw #our other best friend came over and my roommate mentioned that hes here but never anything past that #and i just went to the bathroom and heard them all playing the board game we were all gonna play and. no one told me #like i would've probably said no bc the kids are here and I'd be uncomfortable but. it hurts?#its a game ive never played before (cluedo) that i bought specifically bc i thought it would be fun to play with my best friends but #god i hate this my stupid brain is so self sabotaging and now im just 'well okay so im never ever gonna play cluedo then this has ruined it'#i hate this i hate everything ab this but my brain gets so all or nothing in situations like this #and i will frequently go for Nothing bc i feel like this is a. it feels once again like i am being excluded from the only friends i have #and its. if it was any other day I'd say maybe they dont wanna keep me up bc of work but i dont work tomorrow #me not working tomorrow is WHY we were gonna play board games tonight literally the entire reason #bc i could stay up later and it'd be fine #but also its fucking 7pm its not that late and they've been going for a couple hours already #and i just. it hurts that they didnt even ask if i wanted to play when ive spent days excited for this #i have talked excitedly ab playing cluedo and now i never ever want to see that game ever again i hate it #i wish i had. i wish i had friends outside of just my 2 roommates and our best friend #like i don't even mean i want people im as close to as them i literally just. i dont know anyone else #no one else would ever want to spend time with me #and i am constantly watching them all make new friends and bring new people into their lives and i just. dont #and its not for lack of trying!!!!! i am always trying So Hard to meet people and make friends but just. it.#i have known for Years like at least a decade that i am fundamentally difficult for people to like especially in person so ive clung to #the trio ive had but i just. i feel like. they are moving on #and its felt that way for a long time for a lot of reasons and its just. i do not understand what im doing wrong #or why people never like me #i wish so badly i could've just been happy with the body i was born in i feel like if i had just settled w being a girl people might like me #i don't know this is stupid and depressing and will be deleted i just #hearing them playing and having fun and the fact that they never even thought to involve me just Hurts

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velvetydream · 4 months

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꒰ :🥀 [ Till death do us part ] ”♡ᵎ꒱ˀˀ ↷ ⋯

Summary : What if Alastors dear little darling wife, his partner in crime, the person he thought he'd never see again, turns up with Mimzy on the day of the visit of the big boss of hell.

Pairing : Alastor x fem! Reader

Word count : 1899 Words

Genre : Fluff , Drama , Angst

Warnings ➵ Mentions of death, you're shorter than

Vaggie, possessive Alastor, swearing

Prequel -> > The radio star lost <

a/n : I love this trope ngl, tried to not make him to much out of character, hope it worked.. T T

Also I'm rather new to Hazbin Hotel, so I say sorry if anythings seems wrong or out of character! ><

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The whole hotel was a bit chaotic right now, Lucifer himself would be visiting in just a bit and Charlie wanted everything to be perfect. Colorful decorations were hanging everywhere, a banner was hung up for welcoming the king of hell, how does one even welcome the king of hell into their hotel? Charlie was probably the most stressed of all, but Vaggie did her best to calm her nervous wreck of a girlfriend down.

The moment Lucifer stepped into the hotel was meant to make everything go down, Alastor and his Ego had somehow always a snarky remark against Lucifer. Charlie tried her best to keep them apart, introducing her other friends, before she announced how she would be needing his help. And again the banter between the king of hell and the radio demon started all over again. As if throwing insults at each other before wasn't enough already, now they were pulling at Charlie left and right, like two babies fighting over a toy.

But all things come to an end, which Charlie was thankful for right now, as Mimzy, apparently a friend of Alastor, which was interesting to know he even had any, came barging in with a grand entrance. As the woman now settles down at the bar, talking with the others, Alastor and Charlie took Lucifer on a walk around, Husker disappearing for a second too, but soon joining them at the bar again, a scowl on his face, but something else, undescribable behind his eyes.

A bang was heard through the whole hotel as the entrance door was slammed open and heard could be an angry voice. "MIMZY! You little bitch!" A demon, a slight bit shorter than Vaggie probably, walked in. A scowl evident on the face, as her eyes scan over the place, before falling on the woman she was looking for. "How dare you leave me in the shit like that?! You've got it coming if those sharks don't kill you, I certainly will!" Ignoring the questioning looks of Angel and Husker, you stomp over to the blonde, ready to yank at her hair, when suddenly a bit of debris was thrown through the window and landed beside you, barely missing you by a hair. "The fuck?" The demon's head craned around, looking out the window and there they were, those fuckers Mimzy was in debt to.

You didn't really have time to react much, as three people stormed into the entrance hall, all you could catch was a glimpse of red before the person ran outside, screams of the sharks could be heard, at least those were finally taken care of.

The loan sharks were gone and fought off quickly by that person, his voice now directed to Mimzy, your own eyes on her yourself with a scowl. She and that red demon apparently knew each other quite well, as Mimzy was walking to the door, you finally really looked at the demon. He had short red and black hair, ears sat atop his head, despite scowling Mimzy he was smiling, though a sinister smile it seems. His attire was almost completely red too, a cane was clutched in his hands, as he watched Mimzy walk off, you could only make out a small part of his face. The man seemed so familiar as if you had known him for a long time.. Your heart was running a mile right now, it was getting hard to breathe, and then...

"Thank you Alastor, really.." The long-haired blonde spoke up.. That name, it couldn't be right? Mimzy would've told you, she knew him, she would've definitely told you.. right? You must be mistaken right now.. Your eyes were fixated on the man called Alastor, the voices and sounds around you were all a mush, drowned out as your brain was going all around. Now that you could see his face, he definitely had some resemblance to him.. to your late husband, who had died before you. You were his assistant, his partner in crime, when the news hit you that he was shot, it broke your heart, but still, you continued on alone, killing. That's probably what also got you to hell, well sooner than later you were figured out and soon arrived here in hell.

"Yo smiles, this girly is gawking at you for minutes now." Slowly voices were coming back to you, the white spider beside you talked, pointing his thumb at you, the red-haired now meeting your eyes, his ears straightening and standing alert like the ones of a deer caught in headlight. What irony if he was your Alastor, the irony of dooming him with deer-like features, after getting shot assumed for a deer while hiding one of the many bodies. That day you decided to let him go alone, oh if you just hadn't done that, maybe you both would be alive or you would've at least arrived together in hell.

Alastor was taking slow steps to you, the smile on his face looking strained, yet it never disappeared, his hand was reaching out for you but stopped. Eyes moving over your form, taking in everything. Resemblance to his wife evident, but.. how did he never notice you before? Had he ever met you, walked past, maybe even taken a second glance but dismissed this feeling he has right now.

Swiftly he grabs your wrist, dragging you behind him, ignoring the calls of his name of the other residents, his mind plagued by one only thought, more like one only person.. you.

Stumbling behind him, his grip rather firm on your wrist, yet it felt comforting as if you knew he would never hurt you. Not in your lifetime and also not now in your afterlife. Eyes watching the back of his head, you were wondering what expression his face harbors right now. Was he happy? Was he confused? Disappointed? Maybe he knew where you were all this time but didn't want to meet you. No, he wasn't like this. He may have been distant sometimes while alive, but in the end, he was always a darling to you. Taking care of you, just as he vowed on your wedding day. A distant memory, yet one of the most beautiful ones you have.

A door was opened and as you were pulled inside, the door closed. Steps echoed through the room, you noticed a forest on the other side of the room, but that didn't rather faze you, eyes on him again.. and him only. "Al-" You were interrupted by laughter, the man before you was hugging himself, his arms around him, yet you still weren't able to see his face. "D-Do you know.. How often have I thought about you?!" His voice was loud, a static sound like from a radio accompanied it. One of his hands was tearing at his hair now. "That bitch never told me... I'll make sure to kill her for that.. She kept you from me.." The laughter got even louder, as if the man before you was going insane.

This behavior was nothing new to you, he used to be like this, high on adrenalin when another murder was successful.. Or when he was close to being figured out by the police and detectives, yet he always slipped away right through their incapable fingers.

"I always wondered what happened to you, if you grew old with someone new.." If you were able to see his face right now, you would be able to see the sinister yet possessive smile on his face, his eyes darting around the room.

This all ended in a second when he felt a soft hand on his. He knew this hand, he also knew the person it belonged to like the front of his pocket. "I would never, I carried on alone in your memories, yet I was never as skilled as you darling, so sooner than later they connected all the dots to me." A low chuckle could be heard again, the static radio sound calmed down again too. The tall man slowly turned around now, his hand engulfing your own, his fingers softly running over your own, before he linked them together. How he had missed this feeling, despite having a distaste for people touching him, you were different. Your touch felt warm, like the summer sun kissing his skin, it felt comforting.

"I've missed you mon amour.." His voice was soft, probably the softest it had ever been since he had arrived in hell. His hand guides yours up to his lips, as he closes his eyes and presses a soft kiss to the back of your hand, a smile, now softer, on his lips. He was never one for kissing you on the lips, he definitely favored kissing your hand, like the gentleman he has always been. "I figured with how you were talking seconds ago my dear.." A soft smile was creeping up onto your lips too, mirroring his own one. Red eyes open again, your hand still pressed to his face, but now he was rather holding your hand to his cheek. "Oh how I wished I could've stayed with you my darling, we would've been so successful.." Giggling at his words, with him at your side, you probably would have been going for a long time. "But who says we can't be successful now?" A smirk etched its way onto your husband's face, oh how he loved your daring little mind, always thirsting for blood. With you by his side again now, he would definitely be able to get everything done that he wanted.

"Shall we go back? I want to meet your friends properly." Wanting to pull away your hand, he softly gives you a tug, your head landing on his chest now. Wide eyes look the the side now, as you weren't really able to move, his arms having snaked around you and his chin resting on your head. This was unusual much physical contact, but figured that you hadn't seen each other for multiple decades he yearned for your touch just a slight bit. Your arms lying around him, embracing the hug. "Let's just stay here a few minutes more, we got enough time to introduce you to everyone down there but for now.. let me have you for myself." Nodding softly, your head rests on his chest, as your eyes close and you simply enjoy the presence of your dearly beloved husband.

"What do you mean 'married to smiles'?!" Angel, as he was introduced to you, shouted from his place on the couch now, staring at you flabbergasted. "We've been married for quite a few years before his death." Smiling you answered his question. Alastor didn't like all the attention you were getting, but sooner than later he would have you all to himself again when you two go back to his cozy hotel room or the radio tower. "So you two fu-" Angel wasn't even able to finish his question before he shut himself up as he noticed the look on Alastors face. This time he would've been dead for sure if he finished that question.

Overall everyone invited you happily into their little hotel family, it was amazing. Charlie immediately took a liking to you and if you're being honest she quickly was viewed by you like a daughter.

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