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bottom-slut-unionizer · 3 days

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Nothing crushes a gay man's ego like another gay man not being interested in his abs

#said as someone without abs #you cant impress me #it does nothing #your siren call works no magic on this mind of mine #i just hear your screams for attention and find them wanting #couldnt you have learned to sing?#instead?#edit 2 bc I cant stop #a belly is a sign of courage #a mark that they worry not for the standards of the world #that they understand the burden of vanity and welcomed the joys of something else #and in that wonderful love they cast aside their abs for a body that reflects their life #a life lived how they want #not how they think theyd want it #isnt that what you seek in someone youre with?#dont you want that kind of love and trust and intimacy?#how could you not?#how could you turn your back on this marvel?#this pillow?#ohh right i didn't even mention that part #cuddling you guys feels like im trying to hug a silicon cpr dummy #where's the cushion #wheres the sense of safety?#but as i was saying #how could you turn your back this?#and for what?#some muscles that will fade #will your love fade with it?#will his?#do you delude yourself and damn yourself to a life tortured with keeping those six muscles sharpened

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blushouyo · 6 months

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the idea of durge being completely incapable of being gentle and their every movement committing a new act of violence. them having to learn how to be the antithesis of themselves - to learn how to hold rather than crush, to soothe rather than strike, to delight rather than destroy...

all because they fell in love with a mortal... the person they love unable to simply be resurrected by their god-father as they can. they require gentleness. and durge is willing to try because, despite the urge telling them otherwise, they do not want to harm them.

#im fr going crazy i think #and yes this is abt durgetash #i can just imagine durge being their normal living weapon self #and gortash getting actually hurt #which i dont think hed like btw #i think he more so puts up with it and prefers for other to be harmed #but as i was saying #i think durge would have a moment of clarity #where for the first time. harming another brought not elation but worry #and they just went. i need to handle enver with care #UWWHHHHH #bg3 spoilers #<< just in case #personal

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baiboop · 2 years

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why am i honestly a huge crowley sympathizer 😞

#also i am so sorry that i’ve been SO inactive #idk i’m a little stressed ab stuff rn #but as i was saying #crowley is so sad #poor guy #he just wants to be friends with sam and dean #but they don’t like him as much as he likes them #and he’s in love with dean #which is awk because that will always been one sided #and he hates being the king #and his mom is a bully #and idk #i just feel bad for the guy #crowley #spn #supernatural #crowley spn

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halloithmeagain · 2 years

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#bro #I be seeing the same couple on the gym for so long #and they do all that cute gym shit #in my head I’m thinking ‘WISH I could get some of that you know??’ but truthfully I would never #I’m too jealous and very very aware of how a lot of men are lol #anyways I would like to be very clear to my 2 mutuals reading this but women CAN and do harass men #perhaps not in the blunt obvious way men do but indirect discreet ways ok #but as I was saying #working out together is such a fat vibe

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donutdisturblivball · 2 years

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guys i’m stressed as fuck please send me asks <33

#byler #if ur wondering #it’s tech week #iykyk #i love how this is my first post after like 2 days of silence #but as i was saying #it’s TECH WEEK #i’ve been lurking tho teehee #i can never stay away from here for long <3

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koobiie · 9 days

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao #someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon #this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think #text #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #great googly moogly #30k #40k #50k #60k #boooy what da heeel #70k #80k

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calware · 2 months

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shoutout to lil hal

#i say things #1k #2k #3k #5k #10k #homestuck #💾#lil hal #25k #50k

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kochei0 · 2 months

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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willgrahamscock · 8 months

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my favorite customer service slip ups

#alex says things #i was in tears reading these

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brightlotusmoon · 5 months

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#oh no #i know a lot of audio engineers #it's like a hallucination #dare i say it #because color theory #children's hospital #hotel carpet patterns #color theory #heavy sigh

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qrowpilled · 9 months

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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

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happyheidi · 9 months

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𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

#this has to be one of my favorite little comic ever cus YEEEES #I love me a good rain lighting thunder trio <3 #ESP while laying in bed with a good book #had to share #cottagecore #comics #art #cute #drawing #rain aesthetic #cozycore #cosycore #reading #comfycore #wholesome #we had MASSIVE rain here today and some lovely lightning & thunder . so this was basically my just switch night to say and bed to couch

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taffywabbit · 5 months

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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

#buny text #I'm fine i've just been staying up too late playing bg3 the past few nights #and then wanting to wake up before noon so my parents don't say anything rude to me so i end up getting less sleep to facilitate that #and it's catching up to me #i feel like this explanation maybe undermines my previous statement of 'I'm fine' a bit but I'm fine i promise #look at my lop posts boy

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ithappensoffstage · 2 months

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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horserad-ish · 2 months

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

#I think 1000 is when it says max I don’t actually know #boop #april fool's day #boop war #boop meter #april fools 2024 #boop o meter

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