me: I’m going to finally change my username before the end of the year!

*remembers all the story links I’ll need to fix when I do*

me:

Saw a tweet and it reminded me of one of the most boyfriend things Jimin has ever done:

The way he buys him a new bag because his old one was ugly 🥹 that’s such a “baby that’s embarrassing are you really gonna wear that dumb (insert clothing/accessory item here) in public? I have to be seen with you” vibe.

The Just A Friend move is to mock your buddy relentlessly for their ugly camera bag. The Significant Other move is to buy them a whole new one and proceed to transfer everything in their current bag into it in front of them, not caring whether they consent or not 🤣

Jimin even mocks Jungkook for a moment for his tongue-in-his-cheek slightly annoyed looking face during the whole thing. Do I think Jungkook liked the bag? Sure. Do I think he appreciated the way Jimin was moving the contents of his quite organized camera bag haphazardly into a bag that does not appear to have nearly enough pockets and compartments with no visible strategy or plan? No, no I don’t think he appreciated that 😂 I think he may very well have been popping that bubble wrap to calm himself down. Lmao.

Jimin, meanwhile, is in peak partner behavior. It’s “I don’t give a shit if these are your lucky underwear, they look like Swiss cheese and we’re replacing them.” It’s “you look amazing no matter what you wear but you would look better in an outfit I picked out 😌” it’s…

It’s so boyfriend it’s odd that people don’t reference it more as a sus Jikook moment.

If they were Just Friends and everyone knew that, Jin could have stormed in whining about how HE got Jungkook a bag and it was BIGGER and BETTER and make everyone laugh but instead Jin waited to tell Jimin until later, and no one interrupted the forceful gifting moment lmao, and Jungkook held his tongue even when it looked like he wasn’t sure if he wanted to 🤣

I just love the whole energy here, the way Jimin is hovering the whole time, the way JK reacts to everything. I’m not saying they were for sure dating at this point or official or whatever, but this just doesn’t seem like Just Friends behavior. Period.

“Please, Bee!” Chris whines, overwhelmed by the pleasuring feeling of Bee grinding herself on him, “I need you so bad!” Bee could see the fire ignite in his eyes, she could see what he desired. With that, she slipped Chris’s shaft into her, earning a loud groan to escape from her lips. Chris’s watched himself get engulfed by Bee, his head tilted to look at the view, before he slammed his head back into the pillow with a loud moan. “I-is this o-ok Chris?” she asks as she winces slightly from Chris’s unexpected size. “Yeah! Oh my G-God yes! Please, keep going.” he pleads, moaning as Bee quickens her actions. The sound of both Bee’s and Chris’s skin slapping together mixed with their moans created a euphoric feeling. Chris was overwhelmed, not just because he was getting ridden by a woman he’s been having fantasies about, it’s because she was taking his virginity. His big, muscular hands get’s intertwined with the sheets as he feels the same familiar knot in his stomach that he’d felt when he was jerking off to this exact moment. “Oh f-f-uh! I think I’m gonna-“ cum, and so he did with the most pornographic moan escaping his lips. His mouth falls agape as his eyes shut close, a pleasurable sensation tingling through his body. Bee catches up to Chris, cumming as she throws her head back. Chris’s eyes lock onto her, the way her head falls back, he was mesmerised by her, she was beautiful. After riding out both orgasms, she plops herself next to Chris, “That- that was really good Chris!” she says, patting his stomach which was rapidly breathing in out and out. “Are you alright, Chris?” she says, thinking that maybe she went to overboard, a look of concern plasters across her face as she examines Chris who was panting vigorously at the air. “I’m fine, thank you.” he finally manages to say, “Thank you for that, really. I just hope you’ll- um…look at me the same.” Chris awkwardly says. As much as he loves the idea of them both having sex, he values the friendship way more, he was always worries about that, but that feeling went away when Bee seduced Chris. “It’s fine, really Chris! I will and, um- it’s friends with benefits for a reason. Friends, you know? I will always value you as my friend.” she says, before laying beside Chris. As the night goes on, they both talk about what they just did, what they could do better and what they want to do in the future, like sex debrief almost. The day becomes darker, and Bee’s eyelids fall shut, and Chris glances to see the beautiful view next to him.

i guess the series is done now and now u get down bad and freaky with chris u little freakaleek 🤣🤣🤣!!!! (im joking)

any suggestions ??????

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this part goes before the last my b lol

Hi hi Eri! Hope your week was great!!!

Ohhh that sounds lovely, you're gonna spend time with your family!!! Even if you have to work I hope you'll enjoy it a lot 🥰

Ahhh you're so similar to my best friend about that! Even if she likes a lot something, she always will notice every single thing which sounds wrong to the serie!

Yehhhh i really have to remember a lot about bleach! I surprised myself to not remember names of (majors) characters 🤣 But I think i can enjoy the current season, at least if I find somewhere to watch it! i just need to don't remember how disappointed i was when i read this part of bleach years and years ago lmao

Ahhhh you're so strong, really, I can't stay anime only for too long, i'm quickly so frustrated! You can't even imagine how much I'm trying to not read blue lock. I wanted to read it before they have announced an anime and I've been caught up by time and finally not reading it (for now!) I highly recommend you to watch blue lock if you still haven't!!! 🫣 I seriously dont know how did I resist to not read Kaguya until now lmao

Ahhh tokrev tweets pissed me off an incredible amount of time! I tried to ignore a majority of them but you couldn't scroll without seeing something offensive said against it 😵‍💫 Well, not sure about editor's issues for Wakui but it wouldn't surprise me 😪 It made me very sad for Kubo when I heard that, and it was the same for Shokugeki no Soma. I really loved to follow it weekly tho. Did you read/watch it already?

Dhsqlfjzla maybe one day you'll get that push for one piece, and you'll find the ship you'd living for!!! 👀👀👀 Anyway i love your ship combination, deuteragonist + best girl is working so well!!!

I've almost finished your gift and ahhhhhhh i'm so excited , i tried something slightly different of what i'm used to do as an edit and i'm proud of the result even if it's not 100% finished! Hope you'll like it ❤️

See you soon for the reveal 👀👀👀

- Your animanga secret santa 🎄

hi santaaaa 🥰🥰🥰

yes totally chilling at home, hope you’re having a wonderful holiday time too!

probably just cuz i like whining while i’m at it pointing out the flaws lmfaooo also the new bleach animation could be your cup of tea, it is indeed animated well unfortunately.

it must really depend on the show and the random bout with whether you shall dive into the manga. most certainly you won’t stop once you open a chapter 🤣

a lot of the tweets are just dumb and clout chasing stuff like yeah sure you do you twitter folks 😂 unfortunate that editor issues really happen and can make or break a good manga run. i was interested before to at least try to watch it, you know for the food, but i also heard that it’s very fanservice-y so idk i just put it off since i wasn’t in the mood for that then and forgot it altogether 😅

at the right time for sure!! 💖💖 ahhh omg that makes me so excited!! i’m sure i’ll love whatever it is, and wow thanks for even trying out different stuff for this hmmm makes me curious too!!

i enjoyed our exchanges so much! i’ll see you soon~ merry christmas my santa! 🥳

Hi 💗 I hope you’re doing okay ! could you please do a home! Jungkook . One where he is leaving for Tour for a while and she’s very upset about but tried to hide it . “ I’m just going to miss you a lot” or whatever you want 🤣. I love your work sm 😭💗

The paiinnn also I made it him leaving for the US for the whole White House visit lol

Language: korean | english

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You're incredibly proud of him. Every time he leaves for tour, for concerts, you help him pack his stuff. It's not just to help him, but also to help yourself deal with the upcoming separation. It usually helps a lot- but this time, it really doesn't do anything but make it worse, it seems.

You don't know what's wrong this time. It's not like it's for long either.

He's in the bathroom getting ready, while you're sitting on the edge of the bed, folding a shirt for him, way slower than you actually need to. It's like if you take your time you'll gain more time with him in exchange. It's not working like that though, and deep down, you know that.

When he walks out, he's humming a song under his breath, unaware of your struggle as he throws a sweater over his head. "hey, you pack my- baby?" he he wonders when he notices how out of focus you appear, before he squats down in front of you, hands gently taking away the shirt from your lap. "you okay?" he worries, and you nod.

"sorry- what were you trying to ask me?" you wonder, getting up to avoid the confrontation for now. You can cry later- doing it now will only worry him further and you don't want to end up ruining his flight.

"no no no, don't do that." he says, walking up to your fleeing form before he hugs you from behind, chin resting on your shoulder as he swats you both a little from side to side. "what's going on hm?" he asks, and you shrug.

"I don't know." you say. "I'm just going to miss you a lot" you admit, looking down, as he suddenly whines, turning you around to properly hold you for a good moment.

"my baby.." he teases a little, before he looks at you more properly. "I only be gone few days?" he tells you, unsure why it's affecting you this much.

"I know, and I don't know why it's making me upset. I'll be fine, let's go pack your stuff-" you say, but he's not letting you. Instead, his hand angles your head back, so he can properly put a kiss to your lips. You whine at first- but there's no way you voted ever escape his affection at the end of the day.

"I call. Every day." he says, before opening your lips again. "I text lot. Promise. I can send picture!" he excitedly tells you, and when you finally giggle again, well aware that he won't do most of these things because he hates texting and all of that, he smiles a bit more relieved. "No, I mean." he promises, and you nod.

He can still see the sadness hiding in hour eyes, but he knows you'll both be fine. You always are.

And he's gonna do his best to come back as soon as he can.

THANK GOD I WROTE IT IN MY NOTES LWKOAJS ‼️ it was like 3am when i wrote this so i apologize for the mESS 😩

AS USUAL 90S AU bc i’m a whore for it 🤨 this time it’s ur closed off acquaintance xiao, who works at a record store !!

— you’ve known xiao with all that time you spend with childe and his comically large friend group!! he seems closed off as diluc too, and a bit hostile when it comes to childe sucking up to assistant professor zhongli for a higher grade (which you’ve come to realize, the guy’s xiao’s adoptive dad!)

— you’ve never really talked to him? he’s an enigma but at the same time a clichè icon that drags the girls in with his looks and his mysterious aura !! he’s also apparently a computer sciences major?

— ur acquaintanceship comes to light when you visit a record shop nearby the campus in hopes to gift it to mr. crepus but lo and behold, there’s xiao, off of his patched up army jacket, headphones in his ears just humming to the beat of the music in his little walkman stereo. it’s a bit awkward at first but you manage to charm your way into xiao’s mind with gentle smiles !!

— i’m not gonna lie, i’m pretty sure everyone’s a simp for your little puppy attitude and so is xiao! god you’re so? innocent? it makes him feel guilty whenever he thinks about holding your hand </3 he loves the scenario that would happen if both of you would date (princely bad boy + charming common student 🤣‼️) he’s so uncharacteristically nice to you that it’s kinda suspicious? poor guy just wants to steal u away from childe and take u on drive thru cinema dates and concerts!!

— he’s quite smart too! you’ve given him your biggest puppy eyes to help u in assignments and such !! would never say no to you <3 all in all a big softie for you !! dislikes you dating childe but his intentions are more well hidden than diluc’s more than obvious pining 🤩 like diluc, wouldn’t ever say a peep about his crush on you; but i’m pretty sure hu tao would’ve already told you!!

NSFW HERE

— i fimly believe !! in my heart!! 90s xiao is a switch! more top leaning tho? there’s just something about the way xiao’s flutter when you ride him in the store’s backrooms to your heart’s content !! just use him for your personal pleasure to be honest, he’d love for you to milk him dry !! comp sci major xiao’s a HUGE pervert for you that it’s kinda cute?? willing to fuck anywhere and god his stAMINa is tHROUGH THE ROOF. begs for you to fuck him harder like the good puppy you are ‼️💖 once he’s fully satisfied with the amount of times he’s came inside you, it’s your turn, princess!

— pervert xiao.. probably jerks off to you when he’s so desperate :(( his dick is also v sensitive so be careful or else he’ll cum on you in a minute 🤣 prone to bucking his hips up bc hE’S A CUTE LITTLE PERV <3 (you can tell i’m really pushing my closet perv! xiao here 🤩) loves being messy (that is all 😋)

— 90s anon, as usual <3 😎

NSFW !! 18+ ONLY !!

PLS THE WAY I RESPONDED TO THIS SO LATE BC OF THE 2.1 LIVE </3

PLS I love Hu Tao snitching on Xiao having feelings for the reader aksdasjk LMAOO––

But babe this is?? so cute?? 😭💞 Comp sci major Xiao who is so whipped for you got me 🦋🦋🦋🦋 who's kinda socially awkward and a lil rough around the edges, but he tries his best to be softer to you <333

And the smut–– so true 😩💦 90s anon bby you never disappoint–– railing & getting railed by Xiao in his workplace?? Hearing him whine for u and telling you to use him ?? And him fucking the shit out of you ?? good shit 💦

ALSO closet perv Xiao who's near constantly horny for you and imagines you sucking him off or riding him at the most inopportune times and just jerking off to you mmmMMM <33

Yeosang's arms are unfair to society. Like the fact that he can lift Yunho is just 🥵 PLS KIND SIR HAVE SOME MERCY ON US he is savage he strikes me as the type to be funny without it being intentional! Like he just has that comedic timing even when he's roasting someone which i believe he does on the daily.

I MEAN AND HYUNJIN LIKE HELLO EXCUSE ME I NEED SOME ROOM TO BREATHE HERE. INNIE BEING AN ADULT I CANT DEAL JUST GONNA SCREAM FOR AWHILE ABOUT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chan is just there aren't words for him. And I bet he does make the most delicious sounds when you are teasing him. I want him, I want to just listen to him lose it. Phone sex with him would be soooooo good. Because he's so verbal, you can tell he's constantly making little noises every time he's reacting to something be it him getting shy and embarrassed or just being alone in a room he doesn't like quiet so I imagine pleasing him makes him quite noisy

YES I WANT YOUR FREE USE CHANGBIN SMUT I ABSOLUTELY NEED IT IN MY LIFE

Oh God im awful when it comes to sad fics. I write them but I'm not the best at reading them it has to have a happy ending or I get so sad 🤣 shes an amazing writer but so are you!! I'm never ready for sad fics 🤣🤣🤣

God I know right?! I lost my shit at that because how giggly Yunho got. And you’re right. His teasing/sarcasm just comes to him when he needs it to.

I KNOW RIGHT?! THE FUCK MAN?! HYUNJIN YOU WRECK ME ENOUGH?! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Speaking of Felix. Not really but since he’s there. Amanda and I were joking about his voice. Can you imagine his morning voice when he’s barely awake? Good god. It would be deeper.

Channie. 😩😩😩 I always am on the fence with him. He’s another that I always see a switch. He’d be such a good sub. Especially when he’s all whines and desperate. Fuuuuuck. Come on. Make him come and then overstimulated him. Just for the noises.

I’m the same way! I can’t. I need happy endings!! I need the hope. Lol