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He’s so proud of himself ✨
#long time no art#have a FE meme#don’t ask why they’re a joint class#pretend hanneman was sick or something#this is the last time Byleth is subbing for GD#was it also an excuse to draw some mild dimiclaude?#absolutely#I was gonna make this just the blue lions#but then I remembered none of them would affectionately lean against Dimitri like that save for Sylvain#but I needed him for the joke#so merged class it was#:: my art#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#byleth eisner#sylvain jose gautier#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#claude von riegan#ashe ubert#hilda valentine goneril#leonie pinelli#dimiclaude#just in case#fire emblem
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> be zuko
> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)
> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up
> fail miserably, because he is indestructible
> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain
> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang
> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety
#zuko#sokka#combustion man#iroh#sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang#he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr#altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role#but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it)#anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all#also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar#but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on#honestly both are equally plausible to me#so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof
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have you drawn human game willaim afton? like non springtrap purple guy?
Finally drew my design again! Honestly I should draw him more pff
#ask reply#I’m still unsure if I like this guys look or not#like I feel some sorta tweaking needs to be done#BUT EVEN WITH that I should draw him more fr#there’s so many jokes that can be done with game William Afton
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this kills me. crowley had to stop and look away from aziraphale. his voice was nearly failing him, he kept taking deep shaking breaths. he completely laid himself bare. and then.
#like he was so vulnerable i need to give him a cuddle i’m not joking#he was so SCARED#his throat was going too!!!!!#his lips quivering!!!!#his eyes darting about every which way#go2 spoilers#good omens#crowley#also sorry these stills aren’t great quality but i’m dealing with what i get hehe#david tennant#good omens s2e6
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Don't Wormy About Me.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#yu ziyuan#Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters#For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.
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There was a slight miscommunication.
Danny says "Get souped!" or variations of it when he soups a rogue.
In a different dimension, the few recordings that the Justice League was able to get their hands on of the High King of the Infinite Realms didn't really have a lot of sound coming through, just static.
They need to summon him to wrangle a threat from his home dimension, but they can't hear what he wants.
But Batman can read lips.
Clearly, the best offering to summon the Ghost King is soup.
"I'll have Agent A make soup," he says, completely neutrally.
"I think we'll need the best soup, though. How about I go get my Ma to make some?" Says Superman, side eyeing Batman.
"I believe my mother knows of a fantastic recipe only found in Themyscira," says Wonder Woman, checking her nails.
"My dad left me a recipe for the best fish stew I've ever had," says Aquaman, already halfway out the door to get groceries.
"My pop makes a real good chicken noodle; you can't beat the classics," says Static, already texting his father.
"I have managed to make the most accurate approximation that I can to a very widely enjoyed Martian stew," says Martian Manhunter, staring Superman down.
All of the Heroes assembled glare at each other.
"...How about we let the King decide?" Asks Constantine, shrinking in on himself when the attention gets turned on him.
The High King get's summoned to a row of Superheroes glaring at him, with different soups laid before him.
They're all encouraging him to eat the best one, but he knows a trap when he sees it. He's a Midwesterner, and they fight their social battles with recipes.
Daniel Fenton forces himself to eat it all.
When asked which was the best?
"Oh, they were all so good I just can't bring myself to choose one over the other."
@simplestoryteller
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#story prompt#phanfic#bruce tries to psychoanalyze all of dannys movements from when he was eating#jokes on him#danny was so stressed by the pressure he didn't actually taste anything beyond#“this is good yes devour and move on”#Danny needs a day after eating to digest before he can fight the other ghost#just laying on a couch in the breakroom and staring at the ceiling#“how did i get here. how did it come to this.”#his phone blowing up from tucker's indignant raging#HE wanted to be invited to a random summoning cookout too!
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(voice of a man slowly losing his mind) does it ever strike you that the plot of aftg is moved by little acts of kindness kevin offered to people who never had any semblance of it before. loving riko when no one would, befriending jean in the nest and keeping him alive through debilitating amounts of trauma, telling andrew he was worth it in a dingy high school locker room, teaching neil every night even if he knew he was about to die
#if i think too much of it i need to throw up#i know i say kevin character of all times but im NOT JOKING. IM NOT#kevin is the one constant voice in the story that is telling these characters i think you are worth it#i think there is a future for you#i think you have a life worth living#and its fine if you dont care about him if you think hes mean if you think hes annoying#BUT ITS STILL TRUE YOU KNOW..........#its still true that when it mattered he was kind. when it mattered he was there to help#kevin dayyyy TT__TT#kevin day#all for the game#txt
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the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.
#enjoy my shitpost doodles i'll do more serious ones later#mjv!calem is so funny to me i want to study him in a lab#the most fucked up lil dude in all of kalos he's so god damn haunted#just girly things : when an evil ecofascist ceo tricks you into almost killing your friends by brainwashing you <3#i actually need to talk about what happens in mjv!xy instead of just dropping wild out of context jokes about plot points aksflj#pokemon#pokemon xy#pkmn xy#pokemon serena#trainer serena#pokemon az#trainer az#pokemon calem#trainer calem#rival calem#pokemon shauna#rival shauna#pokemon emma#trainer emma#hc : (pkmn) mjverse#chara : serena vidal#chara : zephyrathes '' az '' vidal#<- fucked up in that hc post and forgot to write out his full first name oops#chara : calem durant#chara : shauna bellamy#chara : emma khalil#🎨 : mj draws#tw explosion
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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation
#apollo justice#ace attorney memes#apollo justice trilogy#aj trilogy#aj trilogy spoilers#soj spoilers#aa4 spoilers#aa6 spoilers#aa memes#ema skye#athena cykes#trucy wright#jove justice#thalassa gramarye#zak gramarye#phoenix wright#dhurke sahdmadhi#amara sigatar khura'in#datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight.#I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy#Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included#Turbo Divorce
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concept: ADA!Chuuya, but All Men Are Equal gave him total control of his ability by stabilizing it and getting rid of his permanent singularity, so he reverted to his original power: enhancing others' abilities.
Bonus:
#for my jokes to work this ability needs to either be always active (like no longer human HA)#or for chuuya to not have full control over it (doesn't really follow all men are equal)#i also think there's a 50/50 chance fukuzawa's ability is made up but that won't stop me from playing in this sandbox#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bsd nakahara chuuya#ada!chuuya#ada!skk#armed detective agency#bsd dazai#skk#soukoku#bsd atsushi#bsd yosano#(looks at my collection of ada!chuuya: this bad boy can fit so many aus in him)#SPOILERS OOPS#bsd stormbringer spoilers#bsd storm bringer spoilers#nawy's comics#i have an alternate (less joke-y) vision for how chuuya would take it but it got angsty real quick and i didn't know how to end it#it might appear one day#we'll see#it liked the first part so i might use it on its own anyway#i mean kind of it's still unsure in the end
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jisung’s hands r so big i cant stop thinking abt him fucking your mouth n squeezing ur cheeks afterwards, desperate to see his pretty lil princess all dumb n ditzy n lookin so lovestruck with his cum still in your mouth 😵💫 or !!! ji knowin how much you love his hands n slipping his long fingers in your mouth when you get a little too loud as he’s ruining your tight little cunt, his thick cock fills you up so well n it’s almost impossible to keep quiet, choked out moans escaping you n coating his fingers in your spit <3
jisung also kinda loves when you try to make him stop 😵💫😵💫 his cock twitching when your smaller hands wrap around his wrist n you begin to sob, feeling a lil lightheaded as he pushes his fingers deeper n makes you gag around them :x
#♡.the honeypot#havent been able to stop thinkin abt him#he’s so big n yummy#need him in my guts (im joking) (no im not)#its the parasite…#park jisung#nct dream#park jisung smut#park jisung x reader#nct dream smut#nct dream x reader#i need him!!!!!!! please!!!!
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Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.
“How are you here? And alive?”
Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”
He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”
Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.
#danny phantom#crossovers#dp x mcu#dpxdc#dp x dc#I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid#like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it#only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman#except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it#no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it#if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out#a sigh and facepalm#B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die.#slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer#he freezes#eyes widening#a soft but sharp intake#oh#yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut#bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time#maybe he should get more sleep after all#as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk#I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character#clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that#danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it.#oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on#danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man#gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here)#geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought
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Things that absolutely fucked my shit up this episode, an incomprehensible list:
- Ellie liked the smell of Frank’s sleeping bag
- Joel still wearing Frank’s shirt
- Joel staying up all night to guard while Ellie slept
- “They’re not gonna hit you. Look at me, they’re not gonna hit you.”
- “Mom! Mom! Mom!”
- The way the doctor gave the lines “I delivered you. I held you in my hands.” and “I’m your doctor” so simply when asked for reasons why he shouldn’t be killed
- Ellie’s smile when Joel tried to tug the gun from her hand
- The way Joel bumbled his way through trying to make sure Ellie was okay, and ask if she wanted to talk about it after she shot Bryan
- All of the superhero drawings on the wall that Sam drew of him and Henry
- The mask that Sam had drawn on his face
Something about how everyone is undeniably human, and how unafraid they are of not shying away from that.
#i mean jesus christ#the way bryan immediately went ‘i have a mom. she’s not far from here we can go see her’ and suddenly it all felt so HORRIBLE#and the way the doctor’s reason for kathleen not to kill him was ‘i delivered you.’#like. he helped her into this world. he’s her doctor. they have that connection. shouldn’t that be enough?#and the way you can already tell that sam adores henry enough to draw him as a superhero#AND THE WAY JOEL SLOWLY WARMED UP TO ELLIE’S DUMB LITTLE JOKES#and the way he SWORE to her ‘they’re not gonna hit you.’#sometimes human connection is all the reason needed to be kind#you know???#tlou#tlou hbo#tlou spoilers#the last of us#joel miller#ellie williams#sam tlou#henry tlou#joel and ellie#sam and henry
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all this to say: i think it'd be cute if Barnaby literally howls with laughter
#self conscious ouppy...#big ouppy... big howl....#this has been in my head for Days#and i had to get it out. i had to Share The Thought#wally is included mainly bc i Needed to add him reacting to hearing a Delightful New Noise from his dear bestie#also in my head barnaby has Absolutely heard that joke before#but howdy's delivery & fullchested enthusiasm got him#GOD THEYRE SO *breaks drywall & eats it*#scribble salad#welcome home#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#now im thinkin about howdy doing his damnedest to try and get that howl outta barns again#ouuughhhhh im emotional im So Fucking Emotional#the dopamine flooding my brain rn. unparalleled#im not used to it... it may kill me... but its so Worth it#the happy howl!!! THE HAPPY HOWL!!!!
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hehehehe finally got these done!! Reboot is so fun to draw; I swear drawing him just bursting into laughter immediately made me feel so much better about literally everything 🥰
He has such a pretty smile, especially when it's genuine. I love him being silly and giggly 🥰 I want him to just be able to laugh and be happy
.....buuuut at the same time I also want to put him through so many of The Horrors(TM), so maybe my wants shouldn't be trusted XD
As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot!Wally/the Reboot AU belongs to @bloodrediscream!💖💖
#augh im just#him giggle#sorry he has. melted my brain XD#ohhhhh my heart QwQ#but fr i just#i wanna make him laugh really hard at really dumb jokes#LUCKY FOR ME I HAVE SEVERAL FUNNY THINGS IVE FOUND THAT FIT HIM AND ROSEMARY#SO GUESS WHATS NEXT ON MY BRAIN LIST OF DRAWING THINGS?? >:D#*cackles manaically*#(....stares at my actor au stuff that i really need to work on 😅)#also i really hope im not bothering BloodRed too much 😅#i know i @ them a lot 👉👈 but its because i draw him a lot!!#you gotta understand! hes a Very Pretty Boi (TM)!!#anon's art#welcome home#anon's doodles#welcome home puppet show#welcome home wally#welcome home au#wally darling#welcome home fanart#welcome home arg#reboot wally#reboot!wally#reboot wally au#welcome home reboot au#reboot welcome home au#reboot wally darling#reboot wally fanart#anon rambles in the tags
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Embrace the truth
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#lan xichen#lan wangji#wei wuxian#WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence.#We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'.#He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things#Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time#Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother?#of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process!#He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope#The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier#sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more#Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving
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