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GO FRENCHIE GO!!!!
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#HOOOOOO BOY A BIG ONE TODAY! PLUTO BACKSTORY LOOK AT HIM AND HIS TWO WHOLE EYES#Ngl I thought he already was in Paris with the buildings outside#Oop there’s dad uhhh hey Buddy don’t hurt Pluto#Yeah he earned his own money (working where I wonder) he can spend it how he wants to and see the lights!#Him yelling at his dad mmmm so good Pluto voice very fun to do#OW WHY’D YOU CUT HIS EYEBALL THAT’S SO RUDE#NO IT’S NOT TEARS (IT IS) IT’S BLOOD YOU IDIOT LOOK WHAT YOU DID WHAT DID I JUST ASK YOU NOT TO DO#YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S NOT A MAN#ACK MONTRESOR an aside the way they went in between flashbacks and current day this ep was very well done#NO WHY DO YOU HAVE A MACHETE SIR PLZ DON’T USE IT ALL HE HAS IS A CROWBAR#Gosh it’s just like Shiloh there were no bullets butcha pulled the trigger and what does that say about you#NO DON’T CUT HIM BUT YES DUKE CAN GET OUT OF ANYTHING (DID PLUTO KNOW WHO HE WAS WHEN HE WAS ALIVE) IT’S ALL PART OF THE DAMN TRICK!#OH NO NOT THE WATER TORTURE CELL#DARN GUY ON THE SIDE WHOEVER THE HECK YOU ARE I NEED TO LOOK THROUGH POE AGAIN#LOOK HOW PANICKED HE IS GET HIM OUT OF THERE#DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU IDIOT IT’S NOT ABOUT PRAISE PRAISE CAN’T DO ANYTHING HERE DON’T SMILE AT HIM WHILE HE’S DROWNING#MANIFESTATIONNNNNNNN OMG I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE HIS SPECTRE CARD AND DESIGN AND VIBES AND AFTER THIS LENORE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE#AND I HAVE AN ART PIECE LINED UP I LITERALLY JUST NEED HIS SPECTRE DESIGN AND THEN IT’S LIKE DONE SO SO SO SUPER EXCITED!!
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what makes you think that any one cares enough about the books you think are good to actually read a huge list of them? smh
Oh, I don't know. It's either my dangerously uncontrollable narcissism or the fact that I have been receiving messages on my blog for almost 15 years where people literally ask me for book recommendations. Probably both of those things.
#If that doesn't bother you enough I should also add that my Amazon Affiliates earnings suggest that lots of people buy those books!#So go do your head shaking in front of a bullet train#Books#Book Recommendations#Book Suggestions#Reading List
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i think its a nice detail that they changed the prince into a girl, it adds a lot more depth than there is in the book. the prince is this entitled shit who loves killing because it fascinates him and he doesn’t really get what’s so wrong about it. (surprisingly, i feel like that’s played out). the prince (movie) is also an entitled little shit but it comes out of all this insecurity and rejection she’s faced. she hurts and kills others because it’s a desperate plea for anyone to notice her, and to channel all this pent up rage about being just a girl. murder obviously isn’t going to bother her because of her upbringing. when i first watched the movie i despised her because she was that entitled kid, but on a second rewatch it’s a lot more interesting
#she's trying to be like her dad to earn an ounce of respect#is this anything at all guys#bullet train#bullet train the prince#the prince#bullet train 2022
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police killing a 17 yo bc they felt "threatened :C" bro
#they shouldnt have guns i dont feel safe with policers with guns these motherfuckers can just decide oh you die bc im upset :'(#stressful job my ass then just resign bitch#go do an actual useful job instead of playing god who just who lives and die#not cooperating with police shouldnt earn you a bullet in the face#anyone supporting the police rn you're a bunch of fucking loser none of you will ever risk being shot by police so you dont care get fucked#murder cw#police brutality#wishing nahel's family to mourn in peace and for the police officer responsible to fucking die
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Me: I'm gonna post that cleaned up "textbook excerpt" tonight! Woohoo!
Also me: ............What school-themed word do I use to delineate an intermission/interlude type chapter? 🤔
#this is for intelligent educated and capable of earning the children's trust#i was gonna work on actual chapter this week but... i've been sick lol#instead i slapped an opening and closing paragraph on a bullet list and called it a chapter#and somehow i wrote it at a college freshman reading level lol#as opposed to my typical fourth to sixth grade level
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babe are you okay you've watched the Izo gambling den intro like three times in a row
#smol speaks#ishin#okada izo#im. im normal okay. im Normal im So Normal you guys.#i need yall to know its the only cutscene ive watched cause i actually wanna play Ishin and see the plot unfold for myself#and something tells me that much like Nishiki my man Izo is not gonna be in this as much as i'd like/expect#so i gotta save something for myself yknow. even if its like one or two more scenes#for now i will indulge in him smirking with fully earned arrogance and deflecting a fucking bullet. fuck dude.#i need to violently kiss him against a wall. who said that.#midnight magpie posts#:3c whoops
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i think i've cracked it
#the trick is to quit your job because life is short#genuinely one stray bullet from my boss on weds and i will IMMEDIATELY one-up him w this#i'm on my wayyyyy to a 9-5 somewhere instead of 14h all day every day#and if i need to do the employment gap for a week or three so be it#but i will survive better earning fuck all than i will if i stay here any longer#that's what debt is for#again: life is SHORT#haarping on
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I think one of my favorite things that you can do in Baldurs Gate 3 is when you chat with the pit spiders and you can be like "anyway it's me...... Lolth...mother of spiders... I'm here... Kill these goblins for me" because it's such a stupid fucking lie and there's absolutely no way it should work in a trillion years but a) the spiders are kind of dumb b) LOLTH ONLY GETS MAD AT YOU ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF YOU LIE BADLY
#Baldurs gate 3#bg3#lolth like earn it bud#i forget if it just autofails if youre a male#but i dont think it does#could be wrong tho#could only find the conversation eith a female mc on youtube#but i think theyre like LOLTH WHY ARE YOU IN THAT FORM#my drow sorcerer sweating bullets#expecting to be smote at any minute#yup its me im lolth hahahah#cant go back on this now#in his defense for the dumb lie#he was probably feeling stupid from the bloodloss after torture guy
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nooo no i shan't complain about stampede today i-- WHY'D THEY SKIP OVER VASH'S SEVERAL-VOLUMES-LONG CHARACTER ARC WHERE HE GRADUALLY GOES FROM BEING TERRIFIED OF HIS ABILITIES (AND BY EXTENSION HIMSELF AS A WHOLE) TO EMBRACING THEM AS A MEANS TO PROTECT PEOPLE!!!!!!
#he went straight from helpless sadboy to effortlessly doing stuff like infusing his bullets? come on man#the events of that last episode weren't earned at all#it just feels like they wanted to make it Epic Because It's The Finale and piled everything into it that they could#going 'look manga readers! we put this in! and this too!' but failing to give those things meaning. they're just props#yoshiposts#stampede negativity
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When you thought that getting a job would be easy because there is a shortage of foreign language teachers in your country but then during the job interviews: *gets sexually harassed by the headmaster* 🚩🚩🚩 / "You look cute, so I will just say that I hope you are a loud & proud nationalist because otherwise they won't hire you even if you were an expert in the field with over 30 years of experience" - a teacher who showed me the way to the office 🚩At the same school during the interview: "Which one of your parents is Hungarian?" "Do you know the Hungarian national anthem?" "Who is your favourite Hungarian poet and why?" (Note: I was there for the position of an English teacher, nothing to do with Hungarian language, literature, or history) 🚩 / "How many times a day do you pray?" "What is your stand on abortion?" (To which I replied that it's a human right, resulting in this question: "I see, so you support the murder of innocent" to which I replied "No, I support free will, you know one of the most important thing that God gave to everyone.") - questions asked during another interview at an evangelical highschool which seemed to be quite 'normal' in comparison with the other more 'extreme' ones 🚩
Great, evidently the antidiscrimination laws and the labour code mean nothing to the headmasters... At least my master's degree will be a good dust catcher while I go back to my part-time job as a waitress
#education#personal rant#teacher#teacher in training#slovakia#slovensko#this is fine#teaching#teaching jobs#Teaching is overrated#dodged a bullet#Hungarian in Slovakia#Szlovákiai magyarok#Waitresses earn more money anyway#I'm not disappointed#No#not at all#maybe a little
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I'm gonna be honest, most of the way people engage with Tumblr is through the context of fandom, and I just. Can't bring myself to care about fandoms anymore.
Hell, not just in the sense of the community of fandom, but also in the veneration of certain figures that may define certain fandoms. Like, for instance, I just read a post about MCR where the person talked about the group in such a reverent way, almost as if they felt like they knew them, and while I'm not gonna go on some tired "parasocial relationship = bad" spiel, I personally just. Cannot put so much stock into an individual (or even handful of individuals) that I've never met to the point that I start speculating or theorizing what they might be thinking.
I just. Don't care that much? (Also can't bring myself to care that much about their tour given how much they charge for a fucking concert ticket, especially with the pandemic still ongoing, fucking wild.)
It's just a particular way of viewing the world, and while I don't begrudge people for it, it's honestly not a viewpoint I share anymore. If I engage with a piece of work to the point that I would consider myself a fan of it, then I engage with it on my own terms, not in fandom terms. If I like MCR (which I do), I illegally download their music like any respectable individual and move on with my fucking life. I just can't care about the people behind it beyond hoping they're doing well (which they are, if their concert ticket prices are anything to go by, like I cannot begin to tell you how ridiculous that is, I saw the Mountain Goats play near where I live a few months ago and tickets were like, $100 tops, it is genuinely ridiculous how much they're charging).
#fans#fandom#don't give me crap about illegally downloading their music#i spent a shit ton of money on their shit growing up#i bought multiple copies of the black parade including the version that came in that fuzzy box#i bought their b sides#i bought three cheers and bullets#i bought the life on the murder scene CD and DVD#i bought danger days#i saw them live in concert#i still have a SHIT ton of their t-shirts#i've ruined more mcr posters than i can count#i'm entitled to their free music at this point#like yes i would illegally download even if all of that wasn't true but still#i earned it this time
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me (naïve, stupid): maybe, just this once, I will spend 1727900580 resin and obtain one (1) good artifact
#genshin impact#I’ve been playing for about a year now#I only have one character who has a build I’m satisfied with#that character is yanfei#I have six five stars#if you ever feel sad about your artifact luck please remember that I exist#I kid you not the only reason yanfei is good is because she has wanderer’s on and I could use strongboxes for that#so many hours#all for naught#rng please at least let me build my childe I am begging you#I love him#I just want to be able to feel proud of him#but no#the other day I was fighting him in co-op and golden house childe one-shotted my childe#imagine if there was an epitomized path thing for artifacts#and like you plug in the stats for the piece you want#and after you go through a billion 5 star defense artifacts you can at least be sure you get one for all your hard work#because hey you earned it#but whatever#someone’s gotta take the bullet#someone has to have the worst artifacts#if you think I’m overexaggerating I really wish I was#I am so unreasonably distraught over this
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something so endearing about catch 2/2's mismatched energy. these dudes have no business hanging out together but their tag team chemistry is so real. and they're just so committed to it.
#i was rooting hard for them against house of torture#i am more split w bullet club#i think those dudes are the best part of bullet club rn and should be rewarded#but they have REALLY earned this incoming loss#and it'll be fun to see them unhinged afterwards#njpw
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OBSESSED|| J.F POTTER
Pairing; James Potter x Fem!Girlfriend!reader
Summary; It’s no secret that James Potter is absolutely obsessed with his girlfriend and he couldn’t be more in love.
Warnings; None. (Fluff.)
HP/Marauders Master List
The entirety of Hogwarts were not ignorant of the knowledge that when James Potter loved, he loved hard and he did it with everything he had in him.
They had seen it in the way he treated his closest friends and they had most definitely seen it when they had seen him pine after Lily Evans, trying with everything in him to gain her affections.
However, after at least a hundred hairline cracks to his heart it was important to make the decision to move on from the red head before his heart broke in two.
It was hard to believe that the Potter boy had truly decided to put the red head behind him, even his friends weren’t really sure they believed him but it just so happened that the boy was telling the truth.
He no longer put on grand performances professing his love, no longer sent gifts via owl flying through the Great Hall and no longer tried to ask out Lily on a date.
Instead he took time to focus on himself, his studies and his friends.
It turns out that when your entire focus is simply on the girl you thought was the love of your life and pranking others it could really affect a person’s grades and so when Minnie had suggested the idea of a tutor he happily agreed with her, he wanted to prove that he really was serious about his studies and his future, not just to his professors but to his parents too.
He wanted to be more than a spoilt, rich boy that got handed everything he could ever need.
He wanted to earn the opportunities he was being given.
Lucky for him, he got a lot more than he was bargaining for when he walked into McGonagall’s classroom that day to find you sitting at one of the desks with your head stuck in a book, waiting for him.
Not only did his grades start skyrocketing but he found that with each tutoring session he spent with you a weight began to grow in his chest, only growing heavier with each moment you spent together.
He’d begin to look forward to seeing you there waiting for him, hair messily pulled back away from your face, eyes narrowed in concentration as you read whatever book you had with you that week, he thought you were adorable.
Slowly, he had accepted the fact that he did indeed, have a crush on you.
He approached it differently than he had with Lily though, instead of grand gestures and eccentric performances, he instead settled for subtle acts of service and innocent touches.
An entire two months he had spent sending subtle glances your way, asking innocent questions to get to know you better, strategically taking notice in the way you’d react to his minor compliments or soothing touches to try and find out if you in some way felt the same.
He thought you did, you had to, right?
He wasn’t imagining the way your cheeks would turn pink when he brushed his hand against you or the way you’d shyly refuse eye contact with him when he looked at you a certain way.
He couldn’t have been imagining it.
He wasn’t. When he eventually bit the bullet and asked you out on a date he couldn’t believe it when you had agreed.
A night spent in the Astronomy Tower with your favourite snacks as you talks for hours and watched the stars had been the start of it all.
There was no doubt about it that James Potter loved you, Hogwarts had never seen him happier.
"He’s doing it again," Sirius groaned, seeing the way James was sitting with his head rested against his palm, seemingly in a daydream as he stared across the hall at you.
It would’ve been deemed creepy if they didn’t know he was staring at his girlfriend, you.
"Leave him alone, Padfoot, he’s in love," Remus teased, briefly glancing up from the novel he was reading, it amazed him every time at just how easy it was to read the emotions swimming in his friend’s hazel eyes.
"He was never like this with Lily," Peter piped up through a mouth of pastry.
Sirius gave him a look of disgust before commenting "He doesn’t even know who Lily is anymore, there’s only two women that exist to our Prongs here and those are his mother and the girl he’s currently staring holes into."
There was no indication that James had heard Sirius’ words but he suddenly jumped up from his seat, startling his three friends. "I need to go give Y/N a hug before she forgets about me." He briefly explained before hurrying towards his girl.
"What the fuck is wrong with him?" Sirius mutters in disbelief, all three of them turning to stare at where you were now in James’ arms, looking up at him with a loving smile.
There was no lie in the saying that Potter’s only fall in life once, they just first need to learn the difference between love and infatuation.
He had been infatuated with Lily, but he was beyond in love with you.
#james potter#james potter x reader#james potter x you#marauders era#marauders#james fleamont potter#harry potter#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#prongs x reader#prongs x you#james potter fanfiction
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i keep getting in my own way re making a dr appt. i am going to have a really hard time not being openly adversarial if i got in there. doctors are like cops to me i just cant see a person through all the harm they do so casually for the benefit of ppl theyll never even meet
#todays conversation fantasy has me referring to him only as shareholder [name]#bc in a conflict of interest between dr and shareholder shareholder wins big#of course a doctor could earn my respect by actually doing their job#a pig could earn my respect by eating a bullet
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𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ∣ smut ( minors dni ), fem!nanny!reader, married!toji ( rich toji too lmao hot take ), age gap, noncon, dacryphilia, virginity loss, heavy breeding kink, bondage, all characters featured are aged 18+
𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 ∣ please reblog && leave feedback. not proofread so there’s probably mistakes. thanks for reading < 3
𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 ∣ day twenty-two [ toji fushiguro + breeding ]
you probably should’ve kept your mouth shut. you should’ve bit the bullet and swallowed your pride when Toji said he couldn’t pay you any earlier than Friday for babysitting the kids. no, couldn’t had not been his word of choice. he wouldn’t pay you before Friday. Toji was loaded with cash. you’d never bothered to ask him how he made his living, but you knew that he had plenty and his massive mansion would not be snatched up by the bank if the prick gave you your well earned three hundred and twenty dollars on a Wednesday instead of a Friday.
and you’d told him so.
which had landed you in the position you’re in now.
on a few occasions, Toji or his wife had asked you to tidy up around the house and that included their bedroom. the room was massive and luxurious, with a king size bed in the center of the room. you’d seen plenty of oddities in there— handcuffs here, a flogger there, vibrators in the drawers and even a black, pleather bench with seatbelt-like straps hanging off it in the corner— but you never thought, in all the time you’ve worked for them, that you’d find yourself on your back in nothing but your bra and panties ( which were both pulled askew to expose your breasts and give him access to your core ) against the mattress, with thick, black straps on your ankles that bind them to a long, silver bar. your legs are spread wide for Toji, he has also fastened similar cuffs to each of your wrists to separate notches on the pole. his fist is wrapped around the center of the metal, gripping it tight. he seems to use it as a lever, pulling your entire body to his.
the tears are far from dried on your cheeks, though the majority of the pain from the initial insertion has dissipated, Toji is none too gentle as he ruts into you. your walls flutter about the girth of his manhood as it stretches you to a capacity you’ve never felt before. he was so big, much too big for him to have been your first, and you felt like he was ripping you apart, especially because he had no regard for how deep he was delving into you— each thrust of his hips sent him hilt-deep into a newly devirginized interior. because of this, your face remained twisted into an expression of discomfort, eyes wide with shock.
Toji chuckles through grit teeth, “What’s with the crocodile tears, slut? Wasn’t expecting I’d pop your cherry? Daddy’s cock too big for that itty, bitty belly of yours?” his dark pair coruscate in the dim lighting as his gaze travels over your stomach, pressing his free palm against the lump just below your navel, the size and shape of his cock. you mewl, head rolling about on the mattress, and your teeth sink into your lower lip; the pressure adds to the sensation of being stuffed full. “Ooh, listen to you whine for me,” he croons with faux sympathy, poking out his lower lip. “I’ll bet you’re used to getting exactly what you want with those puppy dog eyes, aren’t you? But, I gotta tell you, baby girl, daddy’s made more girls cry than just you. You really think those little sniffles are gonna work on me? Make me go easier on you?”
his hips grind into yours as he digs as deep as possible without his thick tip bursting through your belly button ( or, at least, that’s what it feels like ), and you cry out, back arching. your fingernails claw at the restraints, arms tensed unable to do much but sting.
“Ah!” it’s more a bestial growl than a sound of pleasure you’d expect anyone to make, his eyes fiery with even more desire at your wriggling. “See, feel that? How your pussy tremors when she’s gripping my cock? You can glare up at me with those cute, puffy eyes and your makeup streaked down your cheeks, but I can tell by the way that little pussy hugs me that you don’t want it gentle. You don’t want me to be nice. You want to be fucked into submission, and daddy’s more than willing to break that bad fuckin’ habit of talking back to me with my cock.”
it was almost impossible to formulate a coherent sentence, batting tears back, but they fall anyways, squirming as if to escape the cocktail of pleasure and pain, and you turn away from him, angling your countenance towards the wall instead. “W—what— what if I t-told your, ah! Your wife about this—“
the most wicked of grins contorts Toji’s lips, and he reaches through the bar and between your arms to grip your face, turning it back to force you to look up at him. “You think she doesn’t know, girl? I’ve only been planning to breed your little body since you started working for us. I just needed a good excuse to break you in, thanks for that.” he pauses, to groan and close his eyes, pace picking up as his hips begin to buck more erratically. “She thinks you’ll make a better baby factory than she ever could, and she’s more than willing to let me keep you here and fuckin’ ruin you until the only thing you want is for me to swell that little tummy with my bastards—“ even as your whimpering escalated into screams, you can hear him. your eyes close, head wanting to angle away from his grip, his palm makes contact with your cheek in a couple, quick slaps. “You can get used to being my little breed-whore, sweet girl. And don’t you worry, you’re gonna get a nice raise every time I knock you up; as long as you learn that your place is wrapped around daddy’s cock, and that pussy is for him to fill with his loads, you’re gonna be a fine new addition to this family.”
#toji fushiguro x you#toji fic#toji fushiguro smut#toji fushiguro x reader#toji x you#toji smut#jujutsu toji#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#jjk toji#toji zenin#jujutsu kaisen toji#dilf toji#jjk#jjk imagine#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen
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