I call this: Transcribing a real text conversation for Peter Parker & friends (it is incredibly ooc but pls enjoy based on vibes alone)
also warning: not explicit but some sexual humor in there. my friends and i aren't far above the ages of these losers so i'd consider this all age-appropriate banter. :)))
group chat convo between Peter, Ned, MJ, Shuri, and Harley
Peter: mouth_sounds.mp3
Peter: yummy pushy
Ned: WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY SEND THIS HERE
Peter: you told me to
Ned: I TRULY DID NOT
Peter: proof?
Shuri: WHAT IS GOIN ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
Peter: more_mouth_sounds.mp3
Peter: gagged
Ned: HE ASKED ME FOR AN ANIMAL TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION OF
Ned: I SAID FISH
Shuri: LMAO this is incredible
Ned: THATS SO AWFUL PETEB
MJ: It goes hard on 2x
Peter: I could do better if you Pau me
Peter: pay
Peter: thats not the only thing thats hard
Shuri: It's like a chipmunk
Ned: horse_impression.mp3
Ned: heres peter neighing for context of how peacefully this began
MJ: thats an excellent horse
Peter: I'm being exposrd
Peter: thank you mj
Peter: I love you
Peter: guys mane an animal ill do an impressuon
Peter: say fish
Peter: guys say fish
Ned: DONT I REPEAT DONT SAY FISH
Peter: i do a mean fish
Shuri: Please do a fish impression Peter
Peter: ohgodthenoises.mp3
Ned: its the fact that you gag at the end of every fish impression
Peter: its a Peter cladding
Peter: cladsic
MJ: *groaning emoji*
Peter: claddic
Peter: softgroan.mp3
Peter: sory
Peter: my impression of mj when hears fish
Ned: NASTY
Ned: DELETE
Peter: no
Ned: REMOVE
Peter: im too proud of it sory
Peter: dory
Peter: finding dory
Peter: fish?
Peter: fish impression?
MJ: >>(my impression of mj..) Why is this so accurate tho
Ned: im going to vomit
Shuri:>>(why is this so accurate...) Can confirm
Peter: mmmmmm
Shuri: BLAH
Ned: >>(Can confirm) GET AWAY FREAJ
Shuri: sorry hate myself for that
Peter: mmmMMMMmMmMmM
Ned: peter do an impression of a camel
MJ: guys shuri is lying she does not make fish noises *angry emoji*
Ned: thank god
Peter: camel_impression.mp3
MJ: >>(peter do an impression...) Camels don't make noises
MJ: they speak telepathicly
Peter: well my impression ssyd othereisr
Ned: >>(camel_impression.mp3) explain this then mj
MJ: My bad guess I was wrong
Peter: camels store fat not wster
Peter: but u get the point
Ned: "i got water in my humps" is a peak quote i think
Shuri: >>(camel_impression.mp3) WHAT THE FUCK
Peter: guys do u think i have s future career in voice acting
Shuri: I haven't spoke with Peter in person for a bit but I don't believe that's his voice.
Ned: LMAO why not
Ned: >>(guys do u think i have...) yes just avoid bubbleguppies
Peter: i've been hiding this part of myself for a while.. *uwufingeremojis*
Peter: I've been embawwsded
Shuri: Peter let that dawg out in him
Peter: omg Dawg?
Ned: are you going to bark again?
Peter: woofingdogimpression.mp3
Peter: dawg imptrssin
Peter: better than barking
Ned: dammit
Ned: why did it go slow and reverbed at the end
Peter: i got horny
Ned: OH MY GOD STOP
MJ: the dog became a dawg
Peter: raw dawgin that dawg in me
Peter: cat.jpeg
Peter: thsts a cat
Harley: this is the most out of pocket conversation I-
Shuri: Harley control peter he's outta control
Harley: fr
Shuri: he's letting the dawg out
Peter: no I am being very normal
Peter: nuh uh
Shuri: Get the dawg back in that boy
Peter: guys have you heard my fish impression?
Peter: its pretty food
Peter: good
Harley: oh god
Ned: STOP PLEASE GOD
Peter: 123 for fish impression
Peter: 123
Peter: 123
Harley: PETER NOOOOOO
Peter: disturbing_fish_impression.mp3
Peter: you guys asked for it
Ned: STOP GAGGING AT THE END
Peter: you like the gagging?
Ned: oh my god
Peter: I'll be sure to keep doing it
Harley: tell me why that sounded like it was on 2x speed when it was in fact on 1x speed
Peter: just for u
Peter: damn if this is me sober imagined if i was dornk rn
Shuri: YIUR SOBER ?
Harley: peter what have you been doing to fishes to make them sound like that? *eyebrow raised emoji*
Peter: I plead the fifth
Peter: more like
Peter: I plead the fish
Harley: JAIL
Peter: pleasethemouthsoundsstop.mp3
Peter: >>(YIUR SOBER?) yea can't you tell
Harley: I ASSUMED YOU WERE DRUNK BAHAHAHA
Peter: that would be absurd I'm acting so normal rn ha
Peter: ha ha
Ned: (hes been up since 4am)
for my own mental well being i am stopping here also because a.) we then reference like pets and stuff idk how to translate to the mcu and also b.) to recall each audio i had to listen to them. again. god help me.
please let me know if theres someone who you think should've been a different character. (in this instance im ned) i am very curious. also is there a name for this group of friends?? lemme know pls and thank you
and if you read all this i am sorry and thank you!!! :)
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