I want to make it illegal for people to chew gum with their mouths open

That trope in cartoons and tv shows where a character has to come up with a name very quickly and just goes, “uhhhhhh (insert something they’re looking at)” but it’s just Jekyll as Hyde when he was looking for a house to buy or something….

obito manspreads like he got a big dick ( he does ).

this is my…… alter ego- ANITA MAXWYNN. ANITA MAXWYNN

I vote that Perry stays in the damn hole.

Julian hooked up to the mind probes in IAESL and only semi-cognizant/aware of his surroundings, getting a trippy blowjob from Sloan

tbh nothing has helped me overcome my culturally christian mindset more than learning about antisemitism. Those roots run so, so deep in everything, ESPECIALLY Christianity. Learning more about Judaism as a faith and Jews as a people also has helped me unpack so much.

It’s calling it the Tanakh and not the Old Testemant. It’s learning that there are other ways to interpret these old stories than the mindset of “everything points towards Jesus.” It’s really stopping to question WHY we don’t see these interpretations as “valid” or more worth considering than the more prevalent Christian ones. It’s raising an eyebrow and calling into question people who say the “old testament god” was a bloodthirsty misogynistic tyrant (because yeah that’s dogwhistle-y to me)

Anyways any jewish ppl who come across my blog I am blowing you a kiss and handing you a cool sword to kill nazis with <3

whenever i see text posts talking negative about y2k i close my eyes btw

yo wouldn't be cool if Naruto had done something like ToH did with Eda and The owlbeast with Naruto and The Ninetails where they come to an understanding and Naruto is able to into a Kitsune ala Harpy Eda?

sometimes it would be nice to not feel so fucking lonely.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

Sylveon sends love your way! 💗

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guy from cyberpunk or something...