#brief Dark Enchantress Cookie
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Do you ever wonder if running is worth the speed? Is the pounding in your heart worth it in the long run? Because at this point, I don’t know either.
“Licorice!” a small voice cried. I turned back to see my friend, Licorice Cookie being helped up by his little brother Poison Mushroom Cookie. “Come on, Lico! You can’t die here!”
“Not planning on it, Mush! I’ll let all the jam in me spill rather than go back!” There was no arguing with the cloaked cookie. Running from Dark Enchantress was our only mission for survival. If anything, we either escape or we’ll be executed.
The two brothers, once allied with Dark Enchantress Cookie, were escaping alongside me, Red Velvet Cookie? Cake? Cookie Cake? I have an identity issue with that. Once a general of Cake Hounds and Wolves, now I flee for my life from my adoptive mother, who, right now, is fed up with failure and decided to execute us three for incompetence and uselessness. She claimed we did nothing to help her cause and deemed us worthy of death. Mother of the Year.
Either way, Licorice, the older of the two, was aptly named, for even if his locs of dark licorice strands wasn’t obvious, he carries the spicy smell of his tribal people from the Northern shore wherever he went due to the high amounts of it present in his dough. He was experienced in some forms of magic I had only heard about from meetings. He bore his usual dark cloak and necklace of skull beads while carrying his weapon of choice, a scythe made of bone? I never knew what it was. Most of the time, he’s nicknamed Lico.
Poison Mushroom Cookie was the same. A toxic mushroom was implanted into his dough, giving him a natural defense should anyone dare eat him. He would smell or taste like a cortinarius mushroom, sweet but deadly. Luckily, his power is to throw mushrooms that make someone experience hallucinations. Not that he is immune though. He has them himself at times. In our rush to escape, he wore his tiny purple robes and his favorite purple cap with violet polka dots on it. His nickname is Mush.
“Red, move! MOVE!” Contrary to his boney appearance, Lico shoved me hard and fast as we heard the baying of Cakewolves.
My beloved Cakewolves, the ones I have raised from puppyhood, had turned on me and were now seeking my jam. I couldn’t believe it when I saw them suddenly bark and snarl at me like I was an intruder. In fear, I ran with some still loyal Cakehounds in my wake, forcing me to leave my sword behind. Which was probably for the better since I don’t want to hurt them.
Licorice slung his scythe over his back and scooped up Mush as we ran from those ever so close howls. I could feel my heart pounding to deliver more energy to the cells in my muscles. Even so, I was not as fast people would think. The Tower of Sweet Chaos was one singular place. The Berry forests, however, were not. I could traverse them, yes, but not when I was already weak from hunger and scared for my life.
“We have to find those other Cookies!” I yelled to the brothers over the howls. “It’s our only chance for survival! The wolves will keep hunting for us if we stay in the open- Whoa!”
Out of nowhere, a cliff opened up over the sea at the edge of the forest. Luckily, Lico, my still loyal cakenines and I stopped before we tumbled and became soggy cookie dough corpses. Lico held his little brother close to his robes as we inspected the drop. 2,000 feet. We’ll die on impact.
Mush whimpered and clung tighter to his brother. Licorice and I panted heavily as we tossed some ideas.
“Should I summon some servants or that black thing from the Cacao Kingdom?”
“Too risky. Should I become my dragon form?’
“Do you even have control over that thing?!”
“Well, I don’t have any other ideas!”
My dogs whimpered as the howls grew closer. The puppies jumped into my arms and I hid them in the multiple pockets of my jacket. I couldn’t think of anything other than surrendering and praying for the best or jumping and risk trusting my dragon form.
Suddenly, a flash of blood red light appeared out of nowhere and a roar like that of a lion was heard. I’m pretty sure even the far northern Cacao Kingdom heard it.
“Dragon?” I cautiously asked Licorice.
“Do it,” was the reply.
I sigh and breathe out all the air in my cookie lungs. The adult cakehounds scrambled behind Lico’s robes and bit them nervously. I focused on picturing myself as the Red Velvet Dragon, a creature most assume was a creation of mine, a child I made out of the same baking materials as I was made. However, that wasn’t it. Dark Enchantress cast a spell on me that let me become the dragon. And I needed it now to ironically escape her tyranny.
Pain exploded around my body, letting me know it worked. My right arm became more vicious and cruel, my left becoming a mirror of it soon enough. My body expanded, changing from a small tiny cookie to a dragon the size of a witch’s cat. In other words, big. To better describe it, imagine a dragon. Now paint it white and red like a red velvet cake, with red sprinkles on the white. Red spikes on my spine that run from my head to tail, jutting out of the white cream. All while smelling like freshly baked red velvet cake with vanilla creme with cocoa chocolate in my dough. Again, the size of a real cat.
I shook my head and roared as loud as I could, unfortunately, not as loud as my soon-to-be opponent, but I accidentally gave away our position. Some General I am.
I lowered myself so the brothers and remaining hounds could climb onto my spine. I was so very unlucky to be brightly colored like my namesake cake/cookie. White and red weren’t stealthy on a full moon clear night!
Licorice tried digging his heels into my scales to make me fly as if I was a horse to make me go.”Fly, you buffoon, FLY!!!”
As if that worked. I was still woozy from transforming on an empty stomach and running beforehand. Actually, transforming in general, whether I ate or not (same with exercise), was disorienting enough for a multitude of too many reasons. I was so exhausted. I just wanted to lay down and nap in either form. But then again, luxuries were rarer than blue moons in my life. I didn’t get them often to recognize them in their glory.
My wings were slow to unfurl. As they reached their full length (the length of a casual open book that a witch would own), the earth began to shudder at a sudden, steady rate. They’re closing in on us! I flapped my wings to get momentum, tired, but determined to escape this mess. I peek over the cliff…
… And jumped over it. Just doing it was enough to make me glide away from the coming Cake Witch, away from the betrayal of my dogs, away from my sadistic sister who tortured others for fun, away from my dead emo brother who took his own life, away from the ancient tower, away, away, AWAY!!! I couldn’t take anymore drama!
The scent of the sea was torture, salt and fish in one massive cauldron of water. Seriously, how can one cookie control all of this?! I was disgusted, even when I tried to focus on the wind flowing around me as I flew.
Flying! Not too often I did this form and even after so many years, flying was always a wonderful experience! Wind, which would often tangle my long dark hair, would now part for me and allow me to forget what made me so scared of others. Just the feeling of freedom through the smooth currents of wind made me feel weightless and liberated from expectations.
The roars behind us faded away to white noise the farther away I flew. If I could talk like a cookie in my dragon form, I would have screamed “Sayanora, jerks!”
Luckily, Licorice did that for me with an extra fist shaking. I let out a chuckle, which sounded like a throaty growl due to my current form. My loyal cakenines growled and snarled behind me, howling at their former members of their pack, shaming them for what they did. Even Mush threw a shroomie, though it fell way short of its mark into the moonlit mess of sea. The message was still sent though. I could only imagine the anger painted on Dark Enchantress Cookie’s face watching this.
I don’t regret my actions. I don’t regret leaving. I don’t regret anything.
#cookie run kingdom#canon divergent au#red velvet cookie#licorice cookie#poison mushroom cookie#red velvet dragon#brief Dark Enchantress Cookie#cake hounds#i just want these boys to have a better future#please understand#brothers au#poison mushroom he/him
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yo think we could get the Deliciously Evil Banquet cutscene with Y/N Cookie involved? just thought it would be fun to see after reading your Deal with Ancients story (can’t wait to see more of that btw)
i can just imagine the CoD deliberately setting up the seating so that Y/N is the closest one to them lol
Timeless Kingdom - Deliciously Evil Banquet (Reader Insert)
Never waste good food!
You entered the banquet hall, the sight of Dark Enchantress Cookie herself was enough to put you on edge, her entourage sitting alongside her, their eyes fixed in your direction didn’t help matters…
“Welcome, Y/N Cookie and friends.”
“Dark Enchantress Cookie! We are not going to be swayed by some food!”
Gingerbrave resisted the temptation of the banquet, Custard Cookie III not so much, which irritated Chili Pepper Cookie.
“Come on! Let’s take our seats! The jellies are getting cold!”
“Hey! Aren’t you a little TOO excited?!”
Esterházy interrupted for a brief moment to help with any belongings, of which Custard Cookie accepted real quickly.
“A grand idea! Here, hold my crown and scepter. Try not to get them wrinkled.”
“Very well, sir. As for everyone else...If you would please take your seats?”
You hesitate, but you go to sit down, hopefully as far away from the CoD as possible…before Esterházy stopped you with his hand.
“My apologies, sir/madam. But your seat is actually at the other end of the table, you’ve been specifically requested to sit there.”
This news surprised you and the group, Healer Cookie especially…
“What?!”
“Hehe, yeah! You’re sitting with us, Y/N Cookie. Right next to Dark Enchantress Cookie herself!”
You pondered on running out that door…..
…before sighing in defeat and trudged to the other side of the table. You couldn’t see it, but their eyes were on you as you head over to that empty seat amidst the CoD, Dark Enchantress Cookie patting it invitingly.
“Come, Y/N Cookie. You and your friends are the first Cookies to pass the gates—the first to be PERSONALLY welcomed into my fold. Let us have a heart-to-heart discussion~”
You sit down next to Dark Enchantress Cookie, she’d lean down and whisper in your (nonexistent) ear.
“And I’ve been looking forward to a heart-to-heart with you, Y/N Cookie~”
“Oh! So, like, can we ask you anything? Cause, I've been dying to know!How did you train the Cake Monsters? I want one as well!”
Custard Cookie III’s question made Dark Enchantress lean back into her seat as she softly laughed at the young cookie’s question.
“I wonder, Y/N Cookie. How long will Gingerbrave and the others cloud your mind?”
Not this again with Pomegranate Cookie…you whispered at her to knock it off.
“Did they tell you that there is a different path away from my Master’s embrace? You are being wasted on them, there’s only Dark Enchantress Cookie left for you. There’s only the darkness left for you..!”
“Hey, stop hogging all their attention..!”
You let Licorice and Pomegranate bicker at each other, saved you the trouble of Pomegranate’s rants again.
“Y/N Cookie….! Are you going to play with me soon? I have shroomies I want to share!”
You’ll consider it….Poison Mushroom didn’t do anything majorly wrong in your eyes…yet.
Dark Choco Cookie…he didn’t want to look at you in the eyes, your previous encounters with him must still be fresh in his mind…
“But before we progress any further...I have a question for you, our "esteemed" guests.”
“Do you know the reason why we, Cookies, were created?”
Dark Enchantress Cookie’s question snapped you out of your thoughts, your jam ran cold at the thoughts of your real purpose as a cookie…
Custard and Chili Pepper have their own answers to the question, none of which surprised Dark Enchantress Cookie.
“Nope!”
“Me neither! But I know I was baked with a particular set of skills! Heh!”
“How predictable. Pathetic. And you call yourselves COOKIES! What an absolute waste of perfectly fine dough!”
Dark Enchantress Cookie briefly glanced at you.
“Well, most of you are wastes of fine dough anyway. Although, one of you still shows great promise.”
“Y/N Cookie, do you know the real reason why we, Cookies, were created?
You…..hesitated.
The others were not ready to hear it. What’s meant to be their ultimate fate! It made your eyes dart back and forth in nervousness.
“Don’t be shy, my dear. We’re all listening~”
“Don’t listen to her, Y/N Cookie! She’s trying to lie to you again!”
“I'm wasting my efforts on you all. How selfish of you to have Y/N Cookie witness your crumbs litter this table!”
Did she just threaten to kill them all?!
She was not going to do that-
“STOP! I can no longer stand by and watch you bring destruction and corrupt cookies like Y/N Cookie with your evil!”
“HA! And who might YOU be? What is it that YOU can do to stop ME? You're a dusty, ragged, and unnamed nobody. Nothing but a memory that Y/N Cookie will forget very soon.”
“Yes... I have been hiding for far too long...But the time has come to step out from the shadows.”
“I will sacrifice everything to put an end to your schemes!”
“YOU!”
Pure Vanilla Cookie?!
Actually, that made a whole lot more sense now that you look back on it. Wizard and Gingerbrave was still in shock.
“PURE VANILLA COOKIE?!”
“HOLD MY CANE! Healer Cookie is Pure Vanilla Cookie?!”
“Ah...It seems that an uninvited guest was among us. Have you FINALLY realized how pathetic you are and have come to hand over your Soul Jam and see me rightfully claim Y/N Cookie as mine?”
M-ma’am, you were not property.
“Y/N Cookie will never go with you. I’ve seen their soul and know that it will shine the brightest and will never fall into your hands!”
“Tell me then... How do you plan to stop ME? Did you think your ragged attire and worn expression would win my sympathy?”
“*Tsk* What a waste of a good banquet...Enough of this!”
Dark Enchantress was not happy with the situation, Pomegranate was not happy with the situation as you low-key shifted your chair away from the CoD.
“How dare you ruin my Master's plan! Fate will not be on your side tonight!”
#brittle answers#cookie run x you#cookie run x reader#cr x reader#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cr kingdom
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Got bored, sad update got delayed, have some headcanon doodles
- During their brief time in the Cookies of Darkness, Strawberry Crepe grew to trust Red Velvet and he became their only real friend in the group, acting as a big-brother type figure to them. Strawberry Crepe grew to trust the Cake Monsters as well, finding kinship with them as they both have been mistreated by Cookies - they’d even help analyze freshly baked Cake Monsters to ensure they were ready for integration into Dark Enchantress’ Army.
- Snowfall Village is on the borders of the Dark Cacao Kingdom (which might be canonical? One of the villagers showed up in the Dark Cacao anniversary event, so I’m assuming they’re in close enough proximity to each other - either that or it’s just a reuse of assets). Since Cream Cotton Sheep don’t live near the capitol due to the abundance of wild Cream Wolves and other predators, the Dark Cacaoians often do trade with Snowfall Village for sheep wool and other resources. When she’s in good health, Cotton Cookie will sometimes travel with the traders to the capitol and bring some of her sheep with her for the local children to play with. Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip have also known her since their preteen years and see her as a cool aunt.
#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#red velvet cookie#crk red velvet cookie#strawberry crepe cookie#crk strawberry crepe cookie#cotton cookie#crk cotton cookie#caramel arrow cookie#crk caramel arrow cookie#crunchy chip cookie#crk crunchy chip cookie
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Well, 17 again! Maybe smth PV related :O
Thanks for participating in this ask game! Here, have a writing extract
17) From an unfinished WIP
Tagging @ybnavibeswithbats1122 since this is both part of a writing request of theirs and because they requested 17 previously! :D
Pure Vanilla Cookie was having trouble sleeping.
It was not an overabundance of energy keeping him from the throes of slumber; quite the opposite, in fact. Exhaustion weighed on both his body and mind more heavily than it had done in a long while, yet something deep within him simply refused to let him rest. Restlessness stirred in his aching joints, a sense of prickling unease burdening his mind persistently. The Beasts had been locked away once more, and Dark Enchantress Cookie had yet to approach the Silver Tree- by all means, the period of planning they were going through just then should have provided the perfect source of respite.
And yet, whenever he finally did manage to drift off into oblivion, his dreams were consistently plagued by all the awful memories he had acquired during Shadow Milk's brief escape into the Faerie Kingdom. Pure Vanilla had never been one to shame another for experiencing nightmares: he understood the effect that trauma had on one's psyche, and was hardly going to belittle a cookie for something far beyond their control.
Unfortunately for him, however, it appeared that his mind was quite adamant on upholding the image he had created thus far of the unfaltering Hero he had upheld for years. It was up to him to be a light in the current period of darkness they all were facing, a strong pillar of support that the younger cookies could lean on when overwhelmed by the gravity of the task before them.
Pure Vanilla didn't dare approach White Lily about his troubles, not when they were already on rocky ground and she had enough to concern herself with as it was. Hollyberry, Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese had yet to arrive from Crispia, and his only other potential confidants were children, so Pure Vanilla thought it best to keep to himself. A few nightmares were hardly the end of the world, after all. He was quite certain that he was overdramatising the matter entirely.
What he saw in his dreams could not hurt him, no matter how often it resulted in him jolting awake while the moon still shone above them. Pure Vanilla Cookie was as safe as he could be just then, and he was positive that there was nothing to worry about in the slightest.
#c'mon guys sleep deprivation had 0 negative effects on anyone ever#can't u see how fine he is?#surely nothing will go wrong#(just you wait until i drop a nightmare sequence xx)#pure vanilla cookie#white lily cookie#beast yeast#crk#cr kingdom#crk fanfic
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Ok. I’m thinking that self aware trope where reader gets teleported into the game cause of plot reasons, and the cookies are all ecstatic cause they revere reader and see them as a sort of god. Just that concept with lilac headcanons and rv headcanons cause they’re my two favorites. Tysm! Have fun with self aware!
IM FUCKING BACK TO WRITING LETS GOOOO!!!!!
Self aware is honestly a cute concept lol. Oh to have the little people in my phone worship me…..
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Lilac/Reader & Red Velvet/Reader
Notes: fluff, headcanons
Content warnings: a very brief “gore” (it’s just a mention of reds arm getting chopped when he was a kid) mention
A/N: I really like how people refer to the reader as the Baker in self aware fics so I stole that idea <3
Lilac
Lilac knows he was given a purpose, but what that purpose is, exactly, is unclear to him.
He has a faint memory that’s a bit fuzzy around the edges, but it’s a memory nonetheless. He figures it must be a remnant of another life, left in his “code” (if he really is to buy into the belief that he’s part of a game).
The clearest part of the memory is that he’s a mercenary-turned-bodyguard, but who he’s guarding remains a mystery. He knows it was some figure of royalty — someone very important, — but when he tries to picture the face of his charge, he always draws blanks.
When he hears that the Baker (as others referred to you as) has taken the form of a Cookie inside the game, Lilac reasons that it must be you that he’s to protect.
He starts off subtle, keeping his distance but also watching over you.
He silently dispatches a few wandering dangers before they can get too near to you, all while you remain none the wiser.
Some of the others have taken to the job of “protecting” you as well, but they mostly use it as an excuse to overstay their welcome around you.
As time goes on, and as you get more acquainted with the Cookies, Lilac finds himself drifting closer and closer.
The physical closeness translates to emotional closeness.
Eventually, he allows himself to set down his blades when you’re not in imminent danger.
He learns that you’re so much more than just a fabled figure. You may know him inside and out, but Lilac has yet to get to know you.
He listens to you talk for hours, content with silently sitting in your presence. Perhaps he’ll even allow himself to press his shoulder against yours, or to hold your gaze for just a few seconds longer before letting it flit away…
When you call, he’s there. Sometimes he’s there before you even need to call.
“I will protect you,” Lilac vows over and over. It’s the only way he’ll let himself say he loves you.
Red Velvet
What’s a god to a non-believer, exactly?
Red Velvet doesn’t understand, at first. Word of your power and otherworldliness reaches the corner of the Kingdom that he’s claimed for himself, but when he sees you in person, you just seem like, well, a person.
You’re not much different from himself, especially since you’ve taken on a cookie form.
Even Pomegranate looks to the ground when you walk by — a habit she’s only ever reserved for Dark Enchantress.
He could surely best you in every way possible! You hardly know how to swing a sword, much less block a swipe from his claws.
He’s wholly uninterested in the reverence the others take part in when you’re suddenly thrown into in the game itself.
One day, however, Red Velvet overhears you talking to some of the children, telling them some sweeping tale about your homeland.
^^Even Pancake has stilled to listen to your stories of massive mechanical steeds and vast kingdoms made of “concrete” (whatever that is).
Red Velvet hardly had a childhood, much less one of whimsy. The earliest memory he could recall was of his birth — waking into the white-hot as furious sparks cracked over the stump where his right arm once was.
He hadn’t even cooled off from the oven’s heat before he was forced to adapt and grow up.
Besides that terrible memory, all Red Velvet had was his imagination to occupy his time in the black nothingness before you set him free and called him “home.”
He wondered for so long if there was anything beyond that void, and now, here you were, weaving tales of grandeur beyond even that of his desperate imagination.
Red Velvet hungers for more. Every day, he sits just out of your sight and listens to your stories. He closes his eyes and pretends that he’s there, as some soft, round being with a fleshy nose and four fingers and a thumb on each hand.
Most of the time, you’re there with him.
You show him around the concrete kingdom in your steel beast and you take him to a huge indoor marketplace.
You walk through the corporate space and flick coins into big fountains in exchange for a wish and you eat cheap sodium-rich foods for extortionate prices and maybe you even sit next to him and hold his hand while you make up stories about each unique passerby.
Somewhere, beyond the confines of this liminal grassy plain, is a world where the average person doesn’t need to be versed in war tactics to survive. There’s a place where one doesn’t have to worry about their next meal. There’s a place where one can have a choice in who they are, rather than being written to be a specific way.
Red Velvet imagines being in that place a lot.
He would choose to be someone you can love.
#cookie run x reader#lilac cookie x reader#red velvet cookie x reader#lilac cookie#red velvet cookie
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(Shadow Vanilla AU, pt. 3)
now we get into the actual story! (i think i forgot to turn on anon for the past ask.. HELP ME. if you SAW MY USERNAME, NO YOU DIDN'T. /silly)
CW for a brief mention of su!c!dal ideation (nothing graphic though)
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It begins with the failure of the Beast Yeast expedition.
It has all gone horribly wrong.
The Faerie Kingdom has fallen. What once was left of the real White Lily is truly no more. The small, innocent piece of her, what remained, the small sliver of hope, is gone. The Light of Freedom has gone silent.
The expedition team is badly battered and exhausted. They didn't even make it to where the "failed Ancients" are sealed away. They barely made it out alive.
The expedition team returns to Crispia to lick their wounds and regroup. Hopefully, the collective might of the remaining kingdoms and Ancients will be enough to take down Dark Enchantress Cookie and her forces. It has to be enough. There are no more options.
Pure Vanilla is in the worst shape of them all. The recent trauma of losing White Lily all over again is almost more than he can bear. The memories are raw and exposed, and they hurt. They make him weak.
To make it even worse, even though they never found the "failed Ancients", Shadow Milk could sense the presence of the Soul Jam on Beast Yeast anyways. He knew they were there all along. The squid that crashed the airship wasn't a coincidental mistake.
Shadow Milk speaks to Pure Vanilla in his mind, telling him horrible things-- telling him to do horrible things. Even if he no longer has his true power, a physical body off the island, he can extend his influence and speak to Pure Vanilla through the vessel of the Soul Jam. Pure Vanilla pushes him away, calling him "horrible", condemning him and telling Shadow Milk never to speak to him again.
Shadow Milk won't let him go just yet, though. He needs a puppet to execute his plans, and what better puppet than the vestige of a king, the very one who received the power that was supposed to be HIS? ALL HIS?
Under the weight of these two things, the "true death" of White Lily and the voices of Shadow Milk constantly echoing in his head, both Pure Vanilla's willpower and his will to live crumbles (pun intended). His mental fortitude wasn't generally that good before, but now it's... bad. Really, really bad.
So consequently, Pure Vanilla's mental and physical health go into sharp decline. He starts mumbling in his sleep, bags form under his eyes, barely eating, losing weight. He's in very bad shape.
But he can't tell anyone what's wrong. He has to be perfect. He has to be perfect. How can he be anything but, when so many people look up to and are depending on him right now?
So he bottles his problems up and keeps his feelings to himself, showing no weakness, just like a "good" leader should. All for the betterment of the future. Better push aside these feelings now, so everyone can benefit later.
Pure Vanilla's friends suspect something is wrong, especially those who went on the expedition with him, but they all think the cause of it is the "true death" of White Lily. Nobody wants to bring it up with him, for fear of hurting or losing him.
The only person who has an inkling of what he's going through is Hollyberry. She has been to Beast-Yeast before; the Soul Jam's previous owner spoke to her. She had to resist, but it was nowhere near as traumatic as Pure Vanilla's experience. She tries her best to help him get through it, or at least help him resist, but Pure Vanilla pushes her away.
He pushes all of them away. He doesn't want his friends really seeing the hurt he's been through. He doesn't want to talk.
Shadow Milk sees this all. Through the link of the Soul Jam, he's able to maintain a psychic connection. He weaves seeds of doubt through Pure Vanilla's mind, causing him to isolate himself even further. Manipulating him.
"Well.. maybe they would understand. They're my friends. They need me to be honest with them, and I think they'd appreciate it."
"But are they.. really? They wouldn't understand. Weakness is a liability here. You're.. expendable. If you show your weakness... you'll have no friends anymore. I'm the only one you have left... the only one you can truly be honest with."
Now that Pure Vanilla is alone, completely cut off from his friends, Shadow Milk uses the opportunity to become a sympathetic ear.
And the isolation just makes Pure Vanilla even more vulnerable. He's blinded by an endless loop of grief and hurt. And because of this, he confides in Shadow Milk, because he thinks it's the only option.
"I shouldn't be talking to you. The things you've done.. the things you've said to me..."
"Pure Vanilla, I was.. forced to do those things. I was dealt a hand I couldn't help, just like you. I'm.. deeply sorry. I've made mistakes. I'm not a bad Cookie.. Is that what you really believe? Or is that just what they want you to believe? I'm here for you. Really. I'm not the enemy here."
"I.. well.. oh, crumbs. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have judged you so harshly. I can see now that.. you're a bit like me. I apologize..."
"I accept your apology. I can help you, you know.. if you just let me in... tell me what's troubling you..."
Eventually, Shadow Milk gets to a point where Pure Vanilla is so trusting of him, that if he wants, he could take over PV's body. And Shadow Milk knows it.
Now, Shadow Milk's voice becomes less of a comforting echo in the back of Pure Vanilla's mind, a shoulder to cry on, and becomes.. controlling. Bullying. Jockeying for a place in Pure Vanilla's mind, trying to take over completely.
And by the time Pure Vanilla's realized that he's been taken advantage of, that he was blinded by grief and anger, it's too late. The most he can do is fight back as much as possible, try to maintain some semblance of control over his own body.
Shadow Vanilla.
One cookie’s mind, another's body.
Pure Vanilla is drowning in his own head, and nobody is there to witness it. He contemplates taking his own life, just to break Shadow Milk's control. If there's no messenger, there cannot be no message.
But it's too late. It's too late. It's.. too late.
It’s only a matter of time before PV loses at Shadow Milk’s mind games... or dies.
Whichever comes first.
"After I'm finished with this pathetic little body, I might just give it an encore by throwing it off the edge of the Kingdom you once held so dear! Some will mourn your loss, but nobody will have a clue what really went on. They'll think you just... gave up. You'll be remembered not as a Hero, but a coward."
"You- you can't... I- I WON'T LET YOU! I'LL-"
"You'll... ha! You'll what? Maybe you forgot; i'll say it again. You're not in control here anymore.."
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Shadow Vanilla's design doesn't vary much from canon. He looks about normal, but he's hiding a lean, almost gaunt frame underneath his robes. He also has bags under his eyes, slightly more tousled hair, and a Soul Jam that appears less saturated: more grey than vibrant blue. If you look at it just right, you can almost see.. a slit pupil in the middle of it.. but that isn't possible. It must just be a trick of the light.
As for his personality, he's not like himself at all. He becomes quite paranoid. He seems disjointed, extremely unhappy all the time, and easily irritable. Almost as if he's just... a shadow of the Cookie he once was...
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Thank you for taking the time to read this! I'm sorry it's long,, AAAA.. but I love you so much for doing this! Thanks a lot! /gen /p
Ooooh that's some really intriguing stuff you got there anon!!
I wasn't expecting the idea of SM using manipulative tactics to get a hold of pv, really interesting idea tho!
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May I ask Hollyberry x husband!male!reader? Like male reader is the husband of the Ancient Hero Hollyberry, he heard the terrible news about his wife was defeated by Dark Enchantress Cookie during the Dark Flour War and also he is miserable during the Princess Contest because he doesn’t want to replace his granddaughter with another princess. But then in ep 12, he sees a familiar cookie that enter the palace and finally recognize his wife.
Reuniting Headcanons | Hollyberry Cookie
thank you for requesting!
reader is assumed as male
the last time you saw your wife felt like just yesterday and decades ago at the same time — shortly after your grandchildren were born
grandchildren that were now young adults… well, at least one of your granddaughters was with her twin having gone missing decades prior when they were infants
a granddaughter that took after your wife so strongly that it almost felt like she’d never left — until she too took on a love for adventure and decided to explore the world beyond your kingdom with her dear knight by her side
a granddaughter that your daughter in law was actively trying to replace through some ridiculous competition that your son refused to stop — and you absolutely hated it
you may have slightly understood if your son and his wife were growing ill or your dear princess had abdicated or (heaven forbid) passed away — but the girl was very much so alive and well and back home!
there was no need for all of this farce when she was back for good; and you’d made those thoughts perfectly clear to anyone in earshot (much to the chagrin of the competitors and your remaining family)
but with your wishes vetoed all you could hope to do was watch on from the sidelines, proud, as that young woman who bore your wife’s confidence and resilience smashed the competition with her trademark grace
truly there was no one more worthy of taking on the responsibilities of your kingdom
but, of course, that victory is short lived when your dear wife’s pseudo-rival shows up and (quite literally) crashes the party
and in the aftermath of that brief battle you are left face-to-face with the love of your life for the first time in what felt like forever
she hasn’t aged a day; still as beautiful since the day you lost her — and you tell her as much
and in all of her wonderful bravado she pulls you into a hug and kisses you in a way only she can — greeting you and apologising for leaving you for so long
she winks and cheekily comments on how she knew the kingdom was left in her husband’s more than capable hands — hence why she was comfortable staying away — and she couldn’t have thought of anyone better to protect your people and your family
and, for those minutes spent in her arms, everything in the world is right again and you feel completely and utterly at home — in love and crushed with how much you missed her and how grateful you were to have her back
the only thing that could make this moment better, you’d comment quietly between you, is if our dear granddaughter found her way home
and, of course, your beloved wife would mournfully agree
#sleepingdeath#male reader#cookie run x reader#crk x reader#fluff#hollyberry cookie x reader#hollyberry x reader#crk x male reader
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『feelin like makin some ppl in my discord cry, so I decided to make this to behead them. 🥰』
𝐂𝐘𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐗
『when push comes to shove—』
dom!red velvet x bratty!reader (afab — she/her)
color code 『text portion』: red for red velvet.
tw// nsfw themes, joi, implied exhibitionism and dubcon, camcording, orgasm denial, masturbation, degradation/humiliation, mentions of choking, oral, the whole shabbang, primal play, phone sex
NSFW UNDER THE CUT
Red Velvet is usually well behaved during meetings.
Usually…
This time he had to excuse himself. He’s a general, why is he excusing himself from Dark Enchantress’s meetings? Well, there was one fiery reason. A certain y/n kept calling him during the meetings, texting him, trying to get his attention and to distract him. Oh but she’s been at this for a while— wearing revealing uniforms, flirting with the other dark cookies, disobeying him deliberately to make him mad… and everyone else thought Red Velvet didn’t really have any patience. He does with you, but he can only take so much.
He had his phone set to not alert him when he received texts, but they came regardless in quick secession, his phone endlessly vibrating in his pant pocket. He exhaled through his nose, and put his cake hand to his forehead, looking annoyed as he sat at his position at the round table. But then, it felt as though the vibrations of his phone only got louder n his ears. This continued on for a few agonizingly slow minutes until he rose his hand to speak. “Red Velvet Cookie, you have a word?” Dark Enchantress saw as her attention turned towards the crimson general. He swallowed a small lump in his throat and looked around to see everyone looking at him. “I’ll be back, I have to use the restroom. I feel sick.” He lied as he got up to leave the office room. With a slam of the office room door, he charged in a speed walk. He knew he had to deal with this sooner or later, but now? Come on, y/n. Have some decorum for this man.
He found a bathroom and locked himself in it, getting in one of the stalls. He called y/n back in a furious bout as he leaned against the stall door. When he found that you weren’t answering, he growled. “Ah hell no, brat’s ass.” He whispered as he went straight to spamming you with texts.
『call me.』
『no 🥰』
『nah don’t pull that “no 🥰” bs w me. you’re leaving me voicemails of you moaning n whining n shit. keep it up and i’ll give you sumn to whine abt.』
『ohohohoooo look who thinks he’s big and bad? Bet you would do sumn to me soft ass 🧚♀️』
『you’re asking for hell you little cunt.』
A wave of calls flooded to y/n’s phone. All with the same caller id: “Red Velvet 🎂🩸.” All were causally denied. He doesn’t have time for your shit. He let loose there.
『answer. now.』
『fuckin slut. answer the damn phone i’m tired of your shit. imma get crepe to hack your ip n make you answer.』
『OKAY OKAY CHILL I’LL ANSWER. Goddamn.』
And he called again after that. You almost hesitated before answering the call. Was he mad? You hoped so, but the doll in you? The side he loved more than himself, was scared to face him. Regardless, with a huff, you answered the phone.
“Hello?” Y/n answered sassily, making red groan in annoyance. “Hey. Where you at?” He asked, his voice sounding tired. He sat on the toilet seat with a grunt. “In my room? Why?~ Are you gonna come and punish me?~” You cooed into the phone, making him shiver. Knowing of his current predicament, he couldn’t physically go. The other dark cookies were expecting him back. Not that they cared, they could relay everything when he returned. However, something else had crossed his mind for a brief moment. Something more… risqué. Something that would make them break down, just like how he was intending.
“Get on the bed.” He commanded. It did, through the phone it did sound like a command. A demand. You didn’t move, you only laughed as you leaned against your bedroom window. He growled again through his nose. “I don’t hear you moving. You get your ass on the goddamn bed. Right the fuck now.” His tone of voice, low quiet and aggressive, like he was cornering prey, sent chills down your spine as you slowly creeped towards your bed, laying on it. You stated up at your ceiling, feeling as though it was mocking you. “Okay.” Y/n said as she exhaled deeply. “You’re gonna do as I say. Is that camera still on that you were using?” “Yeah why-“ “I want you to record yourself… I want you to record yourself on that camera and when we’re done, I want you to send that video to your phone and send it to me. Understand?” You started to sweat, your cheeks turning a bright shade of crimson. Who knew that he was freaky? It never crossed your mind when you were being a brat with him. But now, now he has you where he wants you— a scared kitten, being cornered by an eagle, waiting to strike.
You went to turn that camera to record as it sat on the tripod. Facing it towards the bed, you swallowed, having never done this before. You remembered however that this was the effect of your actions. You had to hang through with stride. You got back on the bed, feeling warmer than before. You felt an invisible eye on you Thai was the camera, that red light teasing you. Second after second passed by as it recorded what would go down in a few minutes.
“The camera’s recording?” Red Velvet asked you sternly. You affirmed that it was. He suddenly emitted a dark chuckle after a moment of silence. That was usually a sign that scheming behavior was flooding his brain.
“Take your pants off. Take off your underwear and just lay there with your legs up and open. Lay in a position where I can easily see your face.” You blushed at his directions, asking you to basically whore out for him. You slowly took off your pants and undergarments, attempting to reposition while kicking away the clothes so that they would fall off the footboard of the bed. “O…kay..” you said shakily. “Your top. Off. Anything under that also comes off.” “Why didn’t you just say get naked or undress?” “Don’t question me just do as I say.”
You do as he says once more, putting your phone down to take off your top and matching bra before picking your phone back up. The coldness of the room came to greet your body eagerly, your legs open to let the coolness tease at your hot cunt as it’s natural slickness started to increase. You whined quietly at this, feeling your body betray you. “Is it cold in there?” “Shush.” “Aww…. No. I’m not gonna. Now, I want you to listen to me real good okay?”Y/n swallowed and responded with a quick “yep.” He sighed as the imagery of her crept into his head. He imagined her, naked and hot laying on her bed, crying and moaning like a pathetic little whelp he made you out to be. He felt his pants get tighter at the thought of fucking her. That camera, recording their every move, every sound, every minute and every second. He swallowed and moved his hand to his hair, sweeping it back in a quick agitated motion.
“Take your free hand and work your little clit. Make sure the camera can see.” Y/n’s breath caught in her throat before her eyes went wide. She looked at the camera lens like a deer in headlights. She then looked down at herself, wondering if really messing with Red was a good idea. “C’mon, I don’t hear you.” His voice echoed through the speaker of the phone. She shook in the bed with nervousness, moments of silence passing by. “Not sure of what to do..? Aww, little baby’s nervous. Little baby’s embarrassed,” he said with a chuckle, “play with your pretty little cunt for me or I’ll show the others just how horny you get.” The thought of being toyed with by him in front of the others, the exposure, the eyes, the humiliation… being naked in front of the other guys especially. Licorice was a little punk bitch, but Dark Choco? He was like Red Velvet’s older brother. To be like that in front of that fallen prince— soul crushing. But it made you feel hot. As the thoughts crept in your head and made a home of your brain, your hand suddenly snaked its way down your bare stomach, down to your core where it began to fester and move around, entertaining your mind and giving you something else to focus on. As y/n felt her cold fingers trace her now swollen clit, making her cunt swell and leak with want and need, realization hit her like a flood. And so did more heat. The noises she was making prior to this made Red laugh, sighing though his nose as he saw that victory was in his reach.
“Look who’s having fun,” Red started, starting to pant as the thoughts in his head grew stronger, making his pants grow ever so much tighter, “imagining the show playing out in your head, aren’t you? About how everyone’s gonna see me choke you against the wall as I pound you in, about how I’m going to make you gag on my cock like you can’t breathe, about how I’m going to hunt and corner you down like a lost little whelp before I devour you whole and allow the others to listen to your wretched moans, your puny little voice, so helpless under me, aren’t you?” He spine as he felt himself undo his own bottoms, helping himself to some of the pleasure you were also getting. He jacked to the sound of your pitiful cries, using precum as moisture to hold no pain.
“Fuck yourself for me. Hard.” Red panted into his phone, trying not to be too loud. Your eyes, locked shut as you hung onto every word he said, his voice sending you over the edge of ecstasy as the images that he laid in your mind holding hostage like parasites. Y/n shakily began to masturbate, getting a steady quick rhythm after a few pumps of her finger, using her thumb to take her clit. She moaned loudly, feeling tears roll down her cheeks. “I’m so-o-r-y, Red! I-I’m ss-or-rryy-!” “Sorry? For what? What are you sorry for?” You could barely speak, the pleasure was almost too much as this point, as even the air around you felt electric. Your toes curled as they attempted to grab at the sheets under them, the velvety sheets that cursed you as only the physical contact with them was enough to send jolts of pleasure up your body. “B-Being a l-ittle bra-aaat! Pl-leeease Re-ed, please please please-!” He laughed as he felt his own strokes grow faster and more intense as his cock started to leak out onto the restroom floor, his pants almost becoming feral in nature, like he had just run a mile. “Please what you little horny fuck? Please what? Huh?! Answer me you whore!”
You yelped at his words, feeling the pleasure rush to your brain like it was losing blood. You heard him growl in an animalistic manner. “Add another finger if you’re not gonna answer, I’ll make you answer!” Like clockwork, you did as you were told, finding it more difficult to keep a sturdy grip on your phone as your hand jittered. Y/n fucked her soaked leaking cunt as she tried to muster out words to make sentences, but nothing would come out coherent. Every time she tired, Red would laugh and defile her for even trying to speak, knowing what kind of state she was in, being able to speak was the last of her problems. “P-Please Red, please please- pleeease let me cu-umm! Pl-leasse!” You pleaded as you suddenly felt something similar to a spring start to charge in your lower abdomen. “Do you really think you deserve to cum after all you’ve done to me? You whore, you’re not allowed to!” He yelled out in between rough grunts and pants. He was getting close himself as the tip of his cock was covered in precum, the tip being blushed with heat and the rise of blood. “Yell out my name, you dirty girl! I wanna hear you, let the others hear you!” Like automatic, your mouth yelled out the words, “Red Velvet” over and over, like a mantra that was blessed by the devil himself to plague you, to curse you. You were screaming to the hilltops, your throat nearly hurting, your cunt a throbbing mess as it dared to bust. “Red Velvet, please! Pl-lease! I’m-m sorryyy! Let me cuuuummm! I’m sorry!” “Are you my little slut?” “Ye-e-e-sss!” “Answer me confidently, are you my little slut?!” Your voice was about to give out, you could barely see as your hand started to cramp from how long you were going, “Yes! Yes I’m your little slut! I’m Red Velvet’s little slut, please let me cum please please please please!”
As he felt his climax begin to form, he wanted her in his cock so bad, sucking the cum out of him to fill her up, going over and over again to ensure that she was just as filled as the best quality cream puff. “If you cum I will fill you up, do you understand me? I will fill you to the brim and I will not stop until I feel like you’re full. I want to see you full of yourself so bad it hurts me… nnNNGH-!” Both of their voices seemed to interlock before Red Velvet gave out after a few minutes. You kept begging and begging while saying his name over and over and over, humiliating yourself. The air around you had slowly become hot, wrapping around you like a weighted blanket. You could barely take it anymore and you were just about to bust like a gushing volcano about to erupt. But when you finally said those words over the phone, the ones that made you laugh and cry and squirm around to see stars, you couldn’t love him more than you already did.
Y/n came, and oh she came hard. She was waiting for him to say those words to her, demeaning her like the little whore he saw her as. But oh, also little did he know the predicament he put himself in. As y/n’s punishment came to a close, he painted a cleaned up his little mess he made, before saying, “oh we’re not done, when I get back to my portion of the tower, we’re gonna start all over again. Turn that goddamn camera off and get back on the bed and I swear to god, if I find any kind of suspicion that you’ve been touching yourself before I get back, I’m going to fuck the shit out of you and I’m not listening to your cries of mercy do you-“
“AAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK- RED GOD- UGH!” Licorice Cookie had yelled as he sped walked off in the opposite direction. Red quickly straightened himself up before hanging up the phone and slowly walking out of the somehow unlocked restroom. Dark Enchantress must have given him a spare key to unlock it. Red Velvet walked after Licorice with somewhat of a worried look about what Licorice had witnessed. “Licorice, you okay?” “FUCK OFF, YA NASTY. EW. GET AWAY FROM ME.” “Bruh cmon-“ “Shut the fuck up man, god I cant even use the bathroom in this bitch!”
And there Red Velvet stood, a flushed and embarrassed man. That bathroom was too echoey and it didn’t even bother to hide the sounds he was making anyway.
Oh well. At least he had you to deal with later. Y/n, his precious little whore.
#infrawrites#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk red velvet#crk red velvet cookie#red velvet cookie#crk x reader#x reader#x reader smut#infra@212!#licorice crk#dark choco crk#crk pomegranate cookie#cookies of darkness
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Plot relevant Fun but useless ☆ I have more to say if you want to know more
These are just in the order they're in on my account, I'm too lazy to sort these. Link to wiki on their names
Pure Vanilla Cookie ☆
Essentially cookie Jesus, through a lot of design motifs and plot points of his. King of one of the three main kingdoms, and sort of the leader of them. Lots of spoilers in his backstory so I won't get too into it
Dark Cacao Cookie
King of another of the three kingdoms. He's a powerful warrior, though after The Great War (tm) he isolates himself and focuses on protecting his kingdom. His son is one of the antagonists, though he disowned him after a couple murder attempts
Moonlight Cookie
Created to be a very powerful cookie by a group of wizards, who are kind of treated as gods. Moonlight Cookie outlived the wizards that made her, and is one of the only people living in their city still. She looks over the world of dreams. She also has a kinda-canon gf ♡ and an emo older brother
Black Pearl Cookie
Eldritch Abomination. It's estimated she's about one human tall (the other characters are normal gingerbread man sized). She likes drowning people and breaking things. Milf
Frost Queen Cookie
Kind of a bitch. Imagine any other ice queen. That's her
Stardust Cookie ☆
Moonlight's emo older brother. He was supposed to take on her role, originally, but the wizards considered him a failure and cast him out to die in the deep dark void of space. He had a brief villain arc, but he's chill now. Imagine Dabi with less fire
Sherbet Cookie
Works under Frost Queen Cookie after he was reincarnated as a spirit. Jack Frost RotG
Capsaicin Cookie
#GoTeamScovillia He looks like an asshole but he's just a himbo. I'm not done with the event story yet so I'm not positive on details, but he seems like he's had issues controlling his strength/fire magic in the past. Very confident and strong. He exists solely to show school spirit I'm happy for him
Clotted Cream Cookie
Polititian/ambassador for a neighboring kingdom that took in Vanillite refugees after The Great War (tm). I'm not done reading his stories either, but I hear he's a manipulative little shit. He's charming though so I like him anyway
Werewolf Cookie ☆
Unironically the only reason I started playing. Nobody but me cares about him. As the name implies, he's a werewolf, though he transforms whenever startled or upset instead of just under the full moon. He was shunned from his village after protecting a friend and is now very isolated and emo
Licorice Cookie ☆
One of the main antagonists. He's so fucking pathetic. He too was shunned from his village where he grew up in poverty. They hated him because he was only good at necromancy and sucked at literally everything else. Everyone bullies him constantly. He cries every time he loses a fight. The only people he gets along with are his nonbinary pets and his nonbinary child so I declare him trans by default. He is only evil because nobody else wants him. He helped form a kpop group specifically to fight BTS and then got beat up by BTS. You cannot imagine how lame he is /pos
Vampire Cookie ☆
He's lazy, he's an alcoholic, and his sister hates his ass
Red Velvet Cookie ☆
He is surrounded by dogs 24/7. He joined the antagonists at a very young age when the BBEG, Dark Enchantress Cookie, found him injured and took him in to presumably groom him. He has a prosthetic cake arm and a prosthetic eye, and his job is to breed and train dogs to fight for the villains. He has religious trauma. He was also in the kpop band
Cotton Cookie
Saved Sherbet Cookie from Frost Queen Cookie. She likes sheep
Pinecone Cookie
The Lorax but a baby and annoying
Prune Juice Cookie ☆
Similar backstory to Licorice Cookie, the only magic he's good at is potions so he got bitched at by his teachers and peers a lot. Competing against Capsaicin Cookie and another character that hasn't been released yet
Poison Mushroom Cookie ☆
Nonbinary twelve year old that loves drugs. They're also very fond of the other villains, and follow around Licorice Cookie. They're not even evil, they just love neurotoxins that much. Also in the kpop group
Sparkling Cookie
Sexy bartender
Herb Cookie
Plant mom. He's like if Basil Omori didn't need therapy and was an adult man
Squid Ink Cookie
Sad little octopus baby that can turn into an eldritch abomination
Cocoa Cookie
Loves hot chocolate and classical music
Milky Way Cookie
The ultimate failgirl of all time. She's the conductor of a dream train, and she follows zero rules, refuses to work, and messes up constantly. In a fun way though
Cream Unicorn Cookie
They can transform into a unicorn or a cookie/person. They really love an old abandoned amusement park
Purple Yam Cookie
I love him so much, why does he have to lowkey be a racist caricature. Despite all cookies coming from an oven, he freaks out about it constantly and is pissed that nobody else is upset about it
Pastry Cookie
Character foil of Red Velvet Cookie. She's a nun
Blueberry Pie Cookie
The only other resident of the wizards' city, alongside Moonlight Cookie. She keeps a library of ancient books which she refuses to leave
Pomegranate Cookie ☆
She's soso gay for Dark Enchantress Cookie. She used to be the high priestess of her village, but betrayed them to pursue evil after having a vision. Everyone hates her because she's a dick and a woman but I love her. Please observe her lesbianisms
Parfait Cookie
She's a little rockstar. I have no idea why she gets shipped with Licorice so much
Cream Puff Cookie
Baby witch and very bad at it
Wildberry Cookie
Hollyberry Cookie's personal assistant and body guard. He's very serious and I want to kiss him
Mala Sauce Cookie
Chief of the Mala Tribe. Also lowkey giving racist energy
Moon Rabbit Cookie
She loves rice cakes and can turn into a bunny
Macaron Cookie
Plays in parades and is followed by animals
Carol Cookie
She sings. She's a christmas tree. Cringe
Twizzly Gummy Cookie
Jinx LoL is that you??? She's a time and space criminal and she's fucking nuts
Pumpkin Pie Cookie ☆
She's like if Korekiyo was a weird little girl. Her dead sister is posessing a doll that talks to her and attacks people for her
Space Donut
A little alien that escaped imprisonment and befriended Stardust Cookie once his villain arc was over. They're besties now
Dark Choco Cookie
Emo edgelord and Dark Cacao's disowned son. He left his kingdom after being taken over by a cursed sword and joined the antagonists "because he deserved to suffer". After trying to kill his dad he left the antagonists and is now just emo in a peaceful kind of way
Mint Choco Cookie
Plays classical music
Almond Cookie
Cop
Crunchy Chip Cookie
Has Red Velvet Cookie's job except for the Chocolate Kingdom
Candy Diver Cookie
Autistic about the ocean. Nonverbal. Keeps finding underwater cryptids
Chili Pepper Cookie
One fifth of the main protagonists' party. She's only tagging along so she can find things to steal, and she's kind of a dick, but nostalgia helps her out I guess
Raspberry Cookie
Mean lesbian ♡ Competed to take over the Hollyberry Kingdom's throne, but came in second to its actual heir
Prophet Cookie
Why didn't they name him Fortune Cookie. Old prophet that gives you free money sometimes
Eclair Cookie
History buff. He runs the guild museum and teaches at the magic school
Tea Knight Cookie
Retired dragon-slayer
Cherry Blossom Cookie
Older sister to cherry cookie. She loves picnics
Madeleine Cookie
Self-centered and cocky paladin but I like him anyway for some reason
Mango Cookie
Loves infodumping about his home, the ocean, and his boat
Sorbet Shark Cookie
A shark given the ability to live with the cookies as a person by Black Pearl Cookie
Rye Cookie
Bounty hunter that especially hates Chili Pepper Cookie
Fig Cookie
Scottish forest spirit who I hate to hear talk. She's a centaur with the body of a deer
Tiger Lily Cookie
We have exited "kinda racist" territory I'm not even talking about this one
Black Raisin Cookie ☆
My emo wife ♡♡♡ Leader of an impoverished village Pure Vanilla Cookie took shelter in after The Great War (tm). She loves her village a lot and takes zero shit
Lilac Cookie
He's so fucking pretty. Master assassin and very good at dancing
Affogato Cookie
Manipulative advisor to Dark Cacao Cookie. He helped the antagonists attempt regicide so that he could take the throne, but it didn't work
Espresso Cookie
Teaches at the magic academy
Kumiho Cookie
A little fox that wants to be a cookie so badly she learned transformation magic. She loves flirting with people
Choco Werehound Brute ☆
A cake-dog that Licorice Cookie raised. It uses three sets of pronouns and has canonically dressed in drag as well as joining the kpop group from way up there ^^
Strawberry Crepe Cookie
A little girl that was left to live alone in the abandoned Vanilla Kingdom. She's very good at technology and robots, and joined the antagonists for a brief period
Snow Sugar Cookie
Elsa but nonbinary and less deep
Caramel Arrow Cookie
Faithful guard of the Chocolate Kingdom who was banished for trying to stop Affogato
Milk Cookie
White Knights everyone in the nicest way possible. Travels with Purple Yam
Captain Caviar Cookie
Sexy pirate dilf
Financier Cookie
Paladin that serves as Clotted Cream's bodyguard during travel
Latte Cookie
Yet another magic teacher
Devil Cookie
Exactly what you'd expect. Soda flavored for some reason
King Custard III
Little five year old in the main party. Very passionate about being a king someday, and looks up to Pure Vanilla Cookie
Pancake Cookie
Small child. Likes squirrels, acorns, and Poison Mushroom Cookie
Onion Cookie
She's a little baby. She got crushed by a chandelier, and now she's a sad little ghost
Clover Cookie
Bard that loves plants
Blackberry Cookie
Adventurer Cookie's maid, and the only one that can see Onion Cookie's ghost which she takes care of
Adventurer Cookie
Indiana Jones
Gumball Cookie
He's a graffiti artist and really loud about it
Avocado Cookie
Buff woman that loves puns
Carrot Cookie
Farmer
Knight Cookie
As the name implies, a knight, and Princess Cookie's personal guard
Alchemist Cookie
Vampire's brother. She specializes in chemistry
Cherry Cookie
Cherry Blossom's sister. Likes explosions
Princess Cookie
Hollyberry's grandaughter and rightful heir to the Hollyberry throne. She left her kingdom for a while to travel, but has been appointed as princess again
Wizard Cookie
Another of the main party. Despite looking old, apparently he's, like, twelve. Autistic about magic and wizards
Strawberry Cookie
The fourth member of the main party. Canonically a BTS fan and a fujoshi
Ninja Cookie
Ninja cookie,,,
Muscle Cookie
He enjoys working out
Gingerbrave
Despite being the main character, he is the blandest bitch here. He's a gingerbread man. That's it
Beet Cookie
Ranger/hunter
Angel Cookie
I hate her ass. She's just a normal angel
Hollyberry Cookie
Ex-queen of the Hollyberry Kingdom, and friends with Pure Vanilla and Dark Cacao. She also ran away from her kingdom for years on end. She has a drinking problem
Sea Fairy Cookie
Her entire character is that she's gay for Moonlight Cookie. I'm happy for her
Oyster Cookie
I have not met her in the story or unlocked her, but she's old and she's a politician, so she's probably a bitch
#hearth's mantle breakdowns#gamer hours#sorry half of these are so short#unless they get story relevance most of them are literally just one personality trait
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*black lily looks at her hair'n lilies she's just so confused! last she remembers is trying to save some cookies from being eaten by the witches! but they wouldn't listen! they... just kept smiling at her... she just starts crying softly! all this time? pure vanillia, Dark caoco, holly, Cheese if she's grown outta her attention seeking ways- would they still consider me a friend?if what Dark enchantress says is true... those thoughts race through her head! *
After a brief exchange, Dark Enchantress is on the way to the Vanilla Kingdom, as Red Velvet just arrived here. "Sweet like cake, smooth as Velvet! Dark Enchantress told me exactly what happened." he says. You realize he's been through M!As before(though none have happened for a while) and seen a majority of the fights. Why would White Lily being cloned be a surprise to him?
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I don't know if your taking request , but if your not then please delete this :D
do you think I can request yandere pure vanilla and clotted cream rivalry ?
If you don't feel doing yandere then that fine ! Can be normal rivalry if you want 3
The Serenity or The Charismatic (Pure Vanilla vs. Clotted Cream Cookie)
Clotted Cream Cookie wanted to take you to the Creme Republic.
Pure Vanilla Cookie wanted you to stay here at the Vanilla Kingdom with him.
The two are a stand still over you, with neither side wanting to back down from this obstacle they call their opponent.
Clotted will try kinds of persuasion and manipulation to convince the cookies around him that taking you with him to the Republic is a good idea, you’ll be amazed by the sights and be perfectly safe.
Pure Vanilla will raise objections, this kingdom was where you called home and it would be wrong of Clotted to just yank you away from it. PV will use emotional words to tug at the heartstrings and convince others to his side!
With his wealth and status, no doubt Clotted will try to woo you over with pretty tasty delicacies, those scones are looking pretty tasty.
Pure Vanilla presents you with familiar foods from the Crow Inn, why try something new when you can have all the food you want that you’re familiar with!
Both will face you declining their advanced with brief sorrow, but with more determination to win you over from the other!
Clotted could try to discourage PV from pursuing you by using his past against him, how will he protect you when he had fallen to Dark Enchantress Cookie?
Again, PV will not be easily discouraged from getting what he wants, you.
Walks around the castle and gardens are how PV is able to keep you away from the Consul. He’ll also just straight up lead you away even in the middle of conversation with Clotted if he feels the House Custard cookie has been getting too close.
Both do a good job of suppressing their anger for each other, but it’s only a matter of time before one of them goes ballistic from the other’s meddling, which would likely be the Consul. PV is able to hide his rage, but when he goes mad, he goes mad.
Clotted will try to bring up the notion that with the Soul Jam, PV will outlive you and you will only become just another memory for the ancient, but with him, you both can make the most of your limited time in these lands.
Yeah right, Pure Vanilla will gladly put down the Soul Jam if it meant he got to spend the rest of his days with you. Death will not be doing you and him part.
PV might even need to ask Dark Cacao Cookie to get Clotted to back down from this competition of theirs, can’t he see that you and PV were meant to be?
When it came to you, Clotted was uncharacteristically unfazed and will not stand away from you, his love for you giving him the boldness to remain at your side!
He didn’t care what PV had to say, he’s taking you with him on that airship!
Pure Vanilla will pull you away, you’re to remain here with him and that’s final as he glared at Clotted. Perhaps he should get Black Raisin’s crows to peck apart the airship…
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draw👏ur👏pirate👏possessed👏boi
Come on, Enchantress! Let him get some rest, he’s been drinking coffee to stay awake and do your sinister missions for hours. You’re lucky none of Pirate’s crew can see you, being an evil spirit and all.
A small headcanon that Dark Enchantress Cookie has the ability to make Pirate Cookie say her words instead of his as a way to make him obey her commands, though it’s not easy to make a pirate like him pander to her every need. He’s a very tough cookie from the seas, after all.
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Dark Choco will (probably) not be redeemed, and here’s why
alternate title: i would rather brainrot about chapter 13 than do homework
Very long and ramble-y post under the cut ^-^
Chapter 13 has been out for a little bit now, and it’s all everyone in the fandom wants to talk about -- and for good reason! After the goofy aside of the Hollyberry Kingdom story, fans had been thirsting for something a bit more serious. Well, as serious as a cookie game can take itself, anyway.
Chapter 13 came with what might be the most anticipated moment in the entire franchise: the clash of father Dark Cacao and son Dark Choco. The confrontation was a pinnacle moment for the game as a whole, just as much -- if not more -- of an edge-of-your-seat moment as Dark Enchantress’s identity reveal.
now there’s one question on everyone’s mind: will Dark Choco, our tragic hero-turned-villain, be redeemed?
with the confrontation currently happening in the game, now more than ever fans are crossing their fingers for a redemption arc to unfold for our unfortunate little meow meow, Dark Choco. A character with a tragic backstory; a hero with intentions more pure than freshly fallen yogurt snow; a young man who only wished to rescue the lives of his kingdom; cursed to be the kingdom’s end in his quest to save it. surely his arc will end as a happy one, where he can make peace and reconcile with his father?
well...
things are looking grim for our forsaken prince. The odds are stacked against him, and I would like to discuss that in this mini essay. So here are my thoughts:
(cue title card)
Dark Choco will not be redeemed, from a character, writing, and marketing standpoint.
(cool intro music)
Not everyone is meant to be a hero
Dark Choco might be one of the most fleshed-out characters in the entire franchise. He is complex and an interesting character study (which might also be why I enjoy writing him so much) and GOD i could rant and rave about him all day (but maybe that’s for a future post so ill be brief).
Dark Choco sees the world in black and white. When he failed to be the hero, he believed the opposite path to be the only one for him. Dark Choco is not a twisted villain. Dark Choco is not an innocent little meow meow. He is a tragic prince of good intentions who is forced to live with immense regret over the things he’s done (most of which he had no control over, since he was, yknow, literally cursed). The weight of the sorrow he carries with him has forced him to believe that the only path for him is that of darkness. He believes he is no longer capable of anything good because long ago a cursed artifact took hold of him and caused him to unwillingly lay waste to the very thing he wished to save.
To suddenly pirouette into goodness and reconciliation is just... very unrealistic. Dark Choco is burdened by his guilt and he has told himself he is bad and evil so many times that now he believes it. He wants to be good, he wants to help the people he loves, but he can’t, because he has convinced himself that he is only capable of causing pain and destruction, no matter his intentions. This isn’t to say Dark Choco is all sunshine and rainbows on the inside. he’s done bad while fully conscious, but that’s a dissection for another post.
Dark Choco is too far gone into his spiraling mindset to suddenly step onto the side of good. He is the only one who can change his perception of what it means to be “good” or “evil,” but honestly, with how things are going for him, I do not think that will change any time soon.
Context is key
With that out of the way, I am now going to step out of the lens of a character in the game, and instead look at this from a developer’s point of view.
There are many things to say about the Cookie Run games. They are cute little time-passers with simple characters and silly gameplay. Sure, the story can get intense at times, but the game still remains the same -- a goofy mobile application about talking gingerbread men.
Dark Choco is, as mentioned, written to be a tragic hero. Every single piece of his dialogue feels like it was taken straight from a Naruto villain or something of equivalent edginess. That is his character. Fullstop. Period.
To give Dark Choco such a wide arc would not work from a writing standpoint, as it would simply just not make sense at all in the context of the game. To have Dark Choco redeemed, yet all his dialogue from before the redemption remain the same would be an utter juxtaposition and might even confuse many players. It’s not like Devsis would redo all his idle dialogue in Kingdom, either, as that is a huge sink of work and money that would more than likely not return a profit -- what are they supposed to sell, a resource pack with the new lines?? If it doesn’t make money, it will not be developed.
You could argue that there are characters who have inconsistent dialogue and stories, such as Cotton (her story ended with her being a lot older than her playable character) or with Twizzly Gummy (taken back to her timeline by the TBD), but those are malleable in terms of turning them into playable characters. They don’t have arcs that change the intrinsic traits of their character. They remain mostly static throughout their side stories, thus making it way easier to incorporate them into the game as their personalities are more easily pinned down.
Having a character who is already fully incorporated into the game go from black to white is just entirely unfeasible and it would be baffling regardless of what direction the devs would take them in in terms of idle dialogue and characterization -- to have Choco be redeemed and remain the same in the overworld would confuse new players but also make his redemption feel entirely inconsequential, but changing his idle dialogue and such would also confuse new players and Dark Choco would straight up just lose the part that makes him actually complex.
so uh em er basically, from a dev standpoint, this makes absolutely no sense and would only cause problems in the storytelling.
(ok this part was really fucking hard to explain my brain is going brrr but hopefully you get my point????)
That wasn’t very cash money of you
Finally, we all have to take a look at what Devsisters truly is: it’s a company, just like any other, and companies have one goal: making as much money as possible.
Dark Choco is a fan favorite. Why? Because he’s complex and tragic, and let me tell you, fans ADORE tragic characters. When a character - especially one with good intentions -- has been scorned and undeservingly punished, fans go wild. fanart, fix-it fics, and dissections (Like this one!!) run rampant in fandom spaces both online and IRL. All fans can talk about is their poor little skrunkly and how he/she/they deserved better.
And do you know what happens when people rant and rave about their favorite characters?
It begins to interest their friends/followers/mutuals, thus bringing in more players/viewers/readers to a piece of media.
And do you know what happens when more people start following a game/book/show/comic?
The creators make more money.
Dark Choco is a fan favorite indeed. Everyday, I see people on my dash talk about him, draw him, write about him, all because they love him and are sympathetic towards his strife and his flaws and his story. Dark Choco is an interest generator for the franchise. His tale of woe interests people in the games, and thus, makes them play the games.
What would happen if his problems, the very things that make him who he is, were solved?
He’d lose his appeal.
When he loses his appeal, people lose interest in him and talk about him less.
When people talk about him less, the game reaches less people.
When the game reaches less people, the game does not make more money.
If he were to be redeemed, the appeal would disappear, and with it, potential customers. Devsisters will not redeem Dark Choco because they are a company, and baby, he’s workin’ his 9-to-5 on the reg.
So, there we have it, a few reasons why Dark Choco will not be redeemed. Now, I can’t see into the future, so I might be wrong, but I am pretty confident in my analysis. I will actually probably make a followup post on why Dark Choco could be redeemed, but for now, this will quell my insane brainrotting over the Cacao family and chapter 13.
If you have comments about this, feel free to say something! This is all purely speculation, and I’d love to hear who agrees and whos opinions differs!
thank you for reading my long post about a stupid mobile game!!!!
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Since you write for cookie run, wondering if u could do dating Dark choco cookie headcanons?? :D
Relationship Headcanons | Dark Choco Cookie
thank you for requesting, anon!
note : this is the first time i have written for this fandom and i haven’t had either game for very long, so this will likely be updated in the future.
Dark Choco Cookie isn’t someone that loves easily - as a matter of fact, he isn’t someone that cares easily at all. it takes a lot of time and patience for him to even consider opening up to someone as a result of his violent past and all of the guilt he carries from it; not viewing himself as worthy of others’ trust and loyalty even after he frees himself from the clutches of dark enchantress cookie and his former allies. that’s to say he struggles with intimacy and to get him to be open to a relationship with you would be quite the feat. but once you two are together, it’s suffice to say that he’s in it for the long-haul.
early into your relationship, intimacy is scarce and brief - consisting of short-lived hugs and minimal chaste kisses that he allows you to initiate (far too unsure and uncomfortable to go on for very long or initiate them himself)
things will progress very slowly to say the least because of his guilt and his past serving dark enchantress cookie - neither of which lend themselves to him being an open and freely affectionate lover
but if you’re patient enough with him and assure him that you’ll stay with him through thick and thin, then you’ll start to see a very different side of dark choco cookie
date nights are a must and no matter how busy he is, he will always do what he can to make time for you - ensuring that weekly dates are a constant no matter how elaborate they are (late night walks, midday picnics and early mornings spent watching the sunrise when you have lazy days ahead of you)
he loves to spoil you, so expect to be gifted an array of items he purchased for you - whether they were bought for the reason that they reminded him of you (such as sweets or nicknacks) or if he wanted to spoil you with all of the fineries he had been brought up around (e.g. jewellery, clothing and even powerful weapons he’d had forged for you)
after difficult days, his favourite thing to do is lay down with you on his chest and bury his head in your hair - listening to you talk about your day with you in his arms (it never fails to calm him down)
whenever he sees you, he’ll greet you with a warm smile and a kiss on your wrist or on the back of your hand - maybe even following it up by pulling you into his chest and kissing your lips, but that will only happen if you’re alone
dark choco cookie is above all quite insecure in himself, so pda is very minimal and will only really consist of hand holding or kisses on the cheek/hands (but even that will only occur in the company of the select few cookies he genuinely trusts)
but this insecurity comes at a cost; he gets jealous quite easily - and his jealousy isn’t cute, usually coming in one of two forms: the first, where he’s possessive and refuses to leave you alone (going so far as to threaten or intimidate the person in question), and the other, where he’s incredibly self loathing and believes you’re going to leave him for the other person (even isolating himself and pulling away from you to lessen the pain he’s sure will come). the first is usually the most common, but both can be mitigated by assuring him with the intimacy and patience that made him fall for you in the first place
doesn’t necessarily use nicknames or pet names in your day-to-day life as he defaults to your actual name, but he will occasionally call you something like “sweetheart” or “darling” absentmindedly when you’re together
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Welcome!
Hey! Welcome to the Unsolvable Askblog! This post will give you a brief summary of what you’ll see here :]
The Unsolvable AU takes place in Parfaedia, where Detective Almond Cookie receives a call from the museum about a stolen artifact: the Ancient Orb of Knowledge. The only piece of evidence is a photo of a hooded figure who ran off with it.
In this alternate universe, the five ancients never died, but were sealed away in unbreakable orbs by Dark Enchantress Cookie. These five orbs are:
The Ancient Orb of Healing (Pure Vanilla)
The Ancient Orb of Protection (Hollyberry)
The Ancient Orb of Might (Dark Cacao)
The Ancient Orb of Gold (Golden Cheese)
and The Ancient Orb of Knowledge (White Lily)
You can ask Almond and various other characters as he attempts to solve the mystery of this case!
I have no definite posting schedule for this, but I’ll try to get at least one panel out every week! Keep in mind that I do have school and other things in real life to attend to.
After a while, I compile the responses into videos and post them on my YouTube channel. Here’s the available parts:
Part 1: https://youtu.be/XXNxjf5uHY8
Part 2: https://youtu.be/idncu_dC5BA
These were originally made in youtube community posts, so the layout may change.
Rules: (break any of these and i wont respond to your ask)
-No NSFW (asking about sexualities is okay, but please no dirty asks!!)
-Don't ask me to draw your character or ask Almond to interact with your character. Canon cookie run characters only!
-You can leave asks for people other than Almond, although theres a lower chance I'll respond to them unless hes interacting with them currently (roguefort and walnut are always open though because they will show up fairly often)
-You can do more than just ask questions! You can add comments, dare them to do things, even give them things as long as they arent too extreme.
-I can't say exactly what happens because of spoilers, but please dont excuse the stuff that almond does because he does do some pretty messed up stuff later on
-im surprised that i even need to say this, but stop asking almond if hes gay, hes already said yes twice (see part 1)
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Regarding the final Cookie Run Story
https://youtu.be/7PrL-8eYaSY
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Immediately, something isn’t right. We’re told in the Dark Flour War that one by one, the heroes fell until Pure Vanilla Cookie remained, but in the final battle, we can see all the heroes still around. In fact, it was Pure Vanilla Cookie who rushed in first, setting up a barrier to protect the others and striking Dark Enchantress mid-spell. However, notice the gems Dark Enchantress is using:
It’s the heroes’ gems. While it isn’t so clear for Dark Cacao Cookie aside from when you see brief glimpses of the sword as the cape flaps, Hollyberry Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, White Lily Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie are all missing their gems from their clothing (Golden Cheese’s headpiece and Pure Vanilla’s brooch thing) and their weapons (White Lily’s staff, Hollyberry’s shield and Dark Cacao’s sword).
It’s very likely that these gems possess some sort of power that Dark Enchantress stole to use against them but Pure Vanilla Cookie intervened, resulting in a magic showdown and possible sacrifice to save the others. However, something else happened that I don’t think Pure Vanilla Cookie expected.
The gems broke and scattered everywhere from the explosion. From there, it’s really hard to say who won. Dark Enchantress may still be around, but she may have lost, yet the heroes are nowhere to be found and presumed dead and it’s why the story is kind of, wrong in a sense. We’re seeing the battle but no one else other than Dark Enchantress and the heroes were around during that fateful fight.
So what happened? It’s hard to say at this point but the gems are involved and we may have to collect the pieces and put them together in order to find where the heroes are or figure out what happened on that day.
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