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outofcontextrifftrax · 5 days

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I feel like Vincent Price should be here.

Bridget Nelson, Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear

#Bridget Nelson #The House of Fear #Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear #RiffTrax

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general-sleepy · 1 year

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[Video Description: A scene from Sherlock Holmes and The Woman in Green with riffing by Mary Jo Pehl and Bridget Nelson.

Moriarty (Henry Daniell) enters Holmes' rooms, while Holmes (Basil Rathbone) plays the violin.

Mary Jo: I'm here on behalf of the whole building to smash your violin.

Holmes looks over his shoulder, stops playing, then stands.

Bridget: *laughing nervously* Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I've never done this Tinder thing before.

Holmes: Oh, Professor Moriarty. Not that I wish to appear inquisitive, but to what am I indebted for the pleasure of this visit? Scotland Yard will be interested.

They walk together.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* They didn't appreciate the flaming bag of dog poo you left them.

Moriarty: …think that I am dead in Montevideo. I never dreamed of fooling you.

Holmes: Thank you.

Moriarty: The thought occurs to me, Mr. Holmes…

Bridget: *speaking over Moriarty* That perhaps I've pulled my pants up too high.

(His pants are pulled up extremely high).

Moriarty: You are very comfortably fixed here, aren't you? *inhales* As I…

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* I feel like he's working up to selling him Whole Life or something.

Holmes: Oh, I beg your pardon. Won't you sit down?

Moriarty: *in a weirdly robotic tone* Thank you.

Bridget: *mimicking his voice* I, a normal, casual human, would many enjoy to sitting now.

They sit in armchairs facing each other.

Mary Jo: Uh, like this? Am I doing it right?

Holmes: Mr. Moriarty, what can I do for you?

Moriarty: Everything that I have to say to you has already crossed your mind.

Holmes: And my answer has no doubt crossed yours.

Moriarty: That's final?

Holmes: What do you think?

Bridget: Well, I think we're broken up!

Holmes: I shall not rest until you are hanged for the finger murders.

(Mary Jo gasps)

Moriarty: You've no proof, you know.

He uses his walking stick to part the curtains and look out a window. Holmes watches him.

Holmes: No, not a shred.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* But I've been saying my daily affirmations and believe in myself more than ever!

Moriarty: You could. If you did, you'd never see Dr. Watson again.

Bridget: *delighted* Really?! That'd be awesome!

Mary Jo: Yeah, no downside.

Holmes: I rather assumed you had taken some such precaution. *stands up*Or, I should have snatched up a revolver and indulged in a fit of heroics when you came in.

Moriarty: Very smart, aren't you?

He stands up.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Holmes* Sick of being judged by my big brain and not my beautiful butt.

Holmes: ...I should have anticipated you. But! If any harm comes to Dr. Watson, I shall seek you out.

Bridget: He's like a blind, helpless kitten, you know that.

Moriarty: No harm will come to Dr. Watson this time. But I can't answer for the future. Mr. Holmes, I should strongly advise you to drop this case.

Holmes: Don't be silly.

Moriarty: Think it over.

Mary Jo: *speaking over Moriarty* There's a Massage Envy gift certificate in it for you.

Moriarty: You hope to place me on the gallows. I tell you I shall never stand upon the gallows. But! If you are instrumental in any way in bringing about my destruction…

Bridget: *speaking over Moriarty* Oh, you're gonna get such a pinch!

Moriarty: …Your satisfaction.

They walk towards the door.

Holmes: Then we shall walk together through the gates of eternity, hand-in-hand.

Mary Jo: *breathless* Oh!

Moriarty: What a charming picture that would make.

Holmes: Yes, wouldn't it? You know, I really think it might be worth it.

Moriarty leaves.

Mary Jo: Ooh, now that is weapons-grade flirting, right there!

(Bridget laughs)

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#rifftrax #sherlock holmes #the woman in green #mary jo pehl #bridget nelson #cannot recommend their sherlock holmes riffs highly enough #woman in green is on tubi #then they did four others three of which are on rifftrax friends #forewarning that they *hate* watson

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nerds-yearbook · 2 years

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On July 18, 64 AD, Professor Bobo, while trying to steal a wheel of cheese during a dungeon escape with Pearl Forrester and Observer Brain Guy, knocks over a candle starting a fire that burns down Rome. ("Space Mutiny" Mystery Science Theater 3000, film)

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randimason · 1 year

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#rifftrax #shorts #thanksgiving #let’s talk turkey #bridget nelson #mary jo pehl #Youtube

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the-ninja-legacy-whip · 2 months

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From all of the cast who's best friends with who? Like who would call dibs when teaming up?

Welp:

It's no surprise that Cole's go-to choice is Zane, but beyond the elephant in the room, they are each other's oldest + longest-lasting friend, and know each other best. They often fall into line with one another without even having to ask!

Similar to Cole and Zane, Kai and Jay tend to fall into sync automatically, as despite their tendency to take shots at each other their elements complement one another well and they both know how to get the most out of each other's fighting style.

If Nya and Lloyd weren't already Ride or Die, they'd wind up with one another anyway given how much the Core Four tend to head off doing their own thing a fair chunk of the time. Suits Nya just fine though—although we gotta be careful that Lloyd's enthusiastically destructive tendancies don't rub off on her snknksnk

Antonia probably shouldn't be weaseling her way into anything remotely dangerous, but when she does she's obviously tagging along with Jesse (at least, until Nelson gets into the picture). Jesse never fights it because he knows he's not gonna win shgfdhggd

Sunni's de facto best friend may be Samantha, but whenever she does wind up entangled with some Ninja Things, she's tag-teaming with Miranda (in which they may get distracted talking about Jay or sci-fi topics), and/or Harleigh (depending on the point-in-time...and Harleigh's mood)

This is prolly gonna sound somewhat bizarre, but I plan to have Skylor and Pixal team up often because they are both badass and cool and I desire more of their dynamic. We had a teeny taste in Crystalized and I want MOAR (...at least, once Pixal starts to warm-up to Skylor after, y'know, Skylor's dad tearing her apart and stuff.)

Olivia: Since Nya has replaced me with garbage, I'll just have to take Bridget instead 😤 Bridget: No, no you're nOT—

Brad/Sally/Gene and Chad/Maggie/Meghan all come as packaged set within their trios, though while they're not ~main~ characters, they'll show up often enough during shenanigans to be mentioned and I love their dynamics with one another (despite Chad's group being jerks at this moment in time) but aaaah I'm so excited to use them more—they're not exactly friends but they do eventually see the similarities in one another and it's so fun

Harumi, meanwhile:

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mst3kgifs · 1 year

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♪ I want to take you and your robot friends to my futuristic world. ♪

But first, I want to dance with you.

#mst3k #mystery science theater 3000 #mike nelson #nuveena #michael j nelson #bridget jones #12 to the moon #design for dreaming

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texanmarcusdavenport · 1 year

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I have soooo many EF AU thoughts but the most prominent ones on my mind right now are:

- Alan and Horace were in Mighty Med when it collapsed. Horace used his powers to buy Alan enough time to escape, dying in the process.

- Alan continues his uncle's legacy and becomes the great Healer of Heroes, Asclepius (the Greek god of healing; his staff was very similar to the Caduceus).

- He later gains the Caduceus power, which can only be held by one member of the Diaz family at a time and must be earned (so basically, Alan had to prove he was worthy of it, like Thor's hammer).

- Bridget & Nelson teamed up to find the people who destroyed Mighty Med. They have a lot of serious talks about parenting styles (I think it'd be funny if they dated, because it means Alan would get the same stepmom twice).

#bridget mm #nelson gonzalez #nelson mm #optimo mm #alan diaz #horace diaz #hc that alan's mom's name was delores and she had mental abilities #mighty med #lref #lab rats elite force #lab rats #lab rats disney xd

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robynsassenmyview · 9 months

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Wrinkles, come with mirth!

"Wrinkles, come with mirth!", a review of 'Sell by Date', performed by Pieter-Dirk Uys at Montecasino until 10 September.

AT 77, Pieter-Dirk Uys is considering his own sell-by date, with a box full of costumes and knees in need of TLC. Photograph by Bridget van Oerle, The Buz Factor. HOW DO YOU look back on close to six decades of incredulity at the caveats and bouquets of humour so off the wall that only politicians could have written them? Pieter-Dirk Uys’s latest theatre production, Sell-By Date, which performs…

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#Archbishop Desmond Tutu #Bridget van Oerle #David Toole #Evita Bezuidenhout #Fiddler on the Roof #Montecasino #Nelson Mandela #Nowell Fine #Peter Terry #Pieter Toerien Theatre #Pieter-Dirk Uys #PW Botha #Sell by date #the Buz Factory #webtickets

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writeroutoftime · 1 month

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belated valentine’s day blurbs

please love me - steve harrington/ “after all…I’m just a girl, standing in front of boy, asking him to love her.” - Notting Hill

what I hate about you - tommy shelby/ “but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.” - 10 Things I Hate About You

the greatest thing you'll ever learn - jamie tartt/ “the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” -Moulin Rouge

crazy things - sir leon/ “people do crazy things - when they’re in love.” - Hercules

don't write me off just yet - john shelby/ “and no, I know, based on my track record, I might not seem like the safest bet. All I’m asking you is don’t write me off just yet.” - Musics & Lyrics

untitled blurb - benedict bridgerton/ “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” - When Harry Met Sally

choose me - eddie munson/ "choose me. marry me. let me make you happy.” - My Best Friend’s Wedding

just as you are - foggy nelson/ “I like you very much. Just as you are.” – Bridget Jones’s Diary

don't wanna lose you - jamie tartt/ “with everything to win, the only thing I lose is you.” - Anastasia the Musical

lasso the moon - foggy nelson/ “what do you want? you want the moon? ust say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.” - It’s a Wonderful Life

and yet... - jack thompson/ “you like because and you love despite. you like someone because of all of their qualities, and you love someone despite some of their qualities.” - Set it Up

#steve harrington x reader #jamie tartt x reader #tommy shelby x reader #eddie munson x reader #john shelby x reader #benedict bridgerton x reader #foggy nelson x reader #jack thompson x reader #sir leon x reader

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moviesludge · 2 months

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recently watched:

I.S.S - Solid space suspense thriller that exceeded low expectations. Good performances all around.

POLICE STORY - First watch of JC classic. Just as many comedy gags as action beats if not more. Goofy and entertaining. Action is great. Loved a particular scene where Jackie gets very angry. Never see that in his recent movies.

BRAIN DONORS - An old fave of my dad's that I never saw. Surprised that it's basically a Marx brothers movie that is very well executed. Much of the humor is extremely horny though which sours it. Opening scene with Bob Nelson is very similar to opening of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, which is something you can rarely say. Was also glad to spot THE SOPRANOS' Nancy Marchand as the wealthy dowager.

LOVELY DARK AND DEEP - Yet another dour horror drama about grief and confronting your demons. This one is confounding and not very entertaining. Go with Bruckner's THE RITUAL instead.

ARGYLLE - I haven't seen Bridget Jones but this seemed like a bunch of studio execs were trying to make a BJ-esque movie with a bunch of spy action stuff as the ultimate date movie or something. Bits of it are fun, but overall it's kind of a mess. There's a bunch of arbitrary twists that feel like they betray the characterization. Really dug that BDH wasn't in typical Hollywood "leading action star role" shape or whatever.

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ineffable-romantics · 9 months

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#stop watching bridget jones diary and reading pride & prejudice you fools (and start taking notes on communication from these children) - this tag of yours. I have never in my life felt so seen, and well, more called out. thank you

No but fr fr!!!! After watching Heartstopper s2, all I want is for Nick Nelson to grow up and become a therapist and/or couple's counselor for queer people, because truly no one else is doing it like him.

All I'm saying is, if we'd put him in the room at the end of Good Omens 2, he would have single-handedly prevented the Ineffable Divorce, I have no doubt.

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outofcontextrifftrax · 24 days

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"Hey, you're not a flatfooted Laplander with a heart condition!"

Bridget Nelson, Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green

#Bridget Nelson #RiffTrax #The Woman in Green #Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green

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lowkeyrobin · 3 months

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characters/people I write for!!

CONTENT CREATORS

TommyInnit

Tubbo

Ranboo

GenLoss! Ranboo

Freddie Badlinu

MaxGGs

Niki Nihachu

Quackity

Karl Jacobs

Foolish Gamers

Charlie Slimecicle

Cellbit

Philza Minecraft (Platonic)

JuicyFruitSnacks

EddieVR

JoshDub

EVIL DEAD RISE

Danny Bixler

Bridget Bixler

Beth Bixler

Ellie Bixler

Kassie Bixler (Platonic)

MID90S

Stevie (Platonic)

Ruben (Platonic)

Fuckshit

Ray

Fourthgrade

THE MAZE RUNNER

Minho

Newt

Brenda

Aris

Sonya

Harriet

Gally

Frypan

MBAV

Ethan Morgan

Rory Keaner

Sarah Fox

Erica Jones

GHOSTBUSTERS

Trevor Spengler

Phoebe Spengler

Podcast

Lucky Domingo

ACTORS

Jaeden Martell

Wyatt Oleff

Sophia Lillis

Finn Wolfhard

Caleb McLaughlin

Sadie Sink

Morgan Davies

Aryan Simhadri

Charlie Bushnell

Walker Scobell

Leah Jeffries (platonic only)

OTHERS

JJ Maybank (OBX)

Pope Heyward (OBX)

Kie Cerrara (OBX)

Mitch Kramer (Platonic) (Dazed and Confused)

Randall Floyd (Dazed and Confused)

Stanley Barber (IANOWT)

Ziggy Katz (WYFSTW)

Ben Starling (Paper Towns)

Shawn Hunter (Boy Meets World)

Miguel Diaz (Cobra Kai)

Hawk Moskowitz (Cobra Kai)

Demetri Alexopoulos (Cobra Kai)

Elisia Brown (T@gged)

Rowan Fricks (T@gged)

Trevor Askill (T@gged)

Luke Castellan (PJO)

Percy Jackson (PJO) (Platonic)

Grover Underwood (PJO) (Platonic)

Annabeth Chase (PJO) (Platonic)

Hunter Noceda-Deamonne (TOH)

Nick Nelson (Heartstopper)

Tao Xu (Heartstopper)

Charlie Spring (Heartstopper)

Evan Buckley (9-1-1)

Maddie Buckley (9-1-1)

Eddie Diaz (9-1-1)

May Grant (9-1-1)

Kidblink (Newsies 1992)

Jack Kelly (Newsies 1992)

David Jacobs (Newsies 1992)

Koby (One Piece LA)

Luffy (One Piece LA)

Nami (One Piece LA)

Neteyam (Avatar)

Lo'ak (Avatar)

Kiri (Avatar)

Spider Socorro (Avatar)

Bill Kaulitz

Tom Kaulitz

Georg Listing

Gustav Schafer

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joethetoonfanandoutcast · 7 months

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This is the complete list of characters I would have cameo at a Universal Animation assemblage similar to Once Upon a Studio.

Felix the Cat: Felix the Cat

Woody Woodpecker: Woody Woodpecker, Winnie Woodpecker

An American Tail: Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Papa Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Tiger, Henri le pigeon, female pigeons, Tony Toponi, Bridget, Honest John, Gussie Mausheimer, Warren T. Cat, Digit, Maus Street Maulers, Cat R. Waul, TR Chula, the Cactus Cat Gang, Miss Kitty, Wylie Burp

Land Before Time: Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Spike, Littlefoot's grandparents, Chomper

Opus 'n Bill: Opus, Bill the Cat, the ducks

We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story: Rex, Elsa, Woog, Dweeb, Louie, Cecilia, Vorb, Stubbs, Captain Neweyes, Dr. Bleeb

Casper: Casper the Friendly Ghost, Stretch, Fatso, Stinky

Babe: Babe, Fly, Rex, Ferdinand, the mice

Balto: Balto, Jenna, Boris, Steele, Muk, Luk, Nikki, Kaltag, Star, Dixie, Sylvie, Rosy

Rocky & Bullwinkle: Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose (in their 2D/CG 2000 looks), Fearless Leader, Boris Badenov, Natasha Femme-Fatale (in their 2D 2000 looks)

Curious George: Curious George, Ted the Man in the Yellow Hat, Maggie Dunlop

The Tale of Desperaux: Desperaux, his parents, Chiaroscuro "Roscuro", Chef Andre, Boldo

Despicable Me: Felonious Gru, Lucy Wilde, the Minions, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Agnes, Edith, Kyle, Vector, Mr. Perkins, Silas Ramsbottom, Eduardo Perez/El Macho, Antonio Perez, Scarlett Overkill, Herb Overkill, the Nelsons, Balthazar Bratt, Dru Gru, Marlena Gru, Fritz, Clive the Robot, the Vicious Six, Master Chow, Wild Knuckles' henchmen

Hop: EB, Easter Bunny, the Pink Berets, Carlos, Phil, bunnies, chicks

The Lorax: the Lorax, the Once-ler, Ted, Audrey, Mrs. Wiggins, Granny Norma, Aloysius O'Hare, O'Hare's bodyguards, Sy the Delivery Guy, the Hummingfish, the Swommee-Swans, the Barbaloots

The Secret Life of Pets: Max, Katie, Duke, Gidget, Snowball, Mel, Buddy, Pops, Tiberius, Rooster, Chuck, Liam, Daisy, Hu, Sergei, wolves

Sing: Buster Moon, Miss Crawley, Herman, Rosita, Norman, their piglets, Gunther, Johnny, Marcus, Stan, Barry, Ash, Lance, Becky, Eddie Noodleman, Nana Noodleman, Mr. and Mrs. Noodleman, Hobbes, Meena, her mother and grandparents, Mike, Nancy, Suki Lane, Porsha Crystal, Jimmy Crystal, Jerry, Nooshy, Darius, Klaus Kickenklober, Clay Calloway, the Q-Teez

The Grinch: the Grinch, Max, Fred, his mate and calf, Donna Who, Cindy-Lou Who, Bean, Buster, Bricklebaum, Mabel, Groopert, Axl, Izzy, Ozzy

Super Mario Bros.: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, Bowser Koopa, Donkey Kong, Cranky Kong, Kamek, penguins, Giuseppe

Migration: the duck family, Delroy, Pigeon, Erin

Characters I'm unsure would make the assemblage:

The Veggies of VeggieTales

The Jetsons, Mr. Spacely and anyone involved in Jetsons the Movie

And for real-life people:

Steven Spielberg, David Kirschner, George Miller, and Chris Meledandri as themselves.

What do you think?

#once upon a studio #universal animation #illumination crossover

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weekend-whip · 11 months

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What groups have the really complicated handshakes and what are they? Some of my ocs have one that ends with the dude jumping into the girl’s arms.

Jay has more handshakes than anyone, but does them primarily with Kai, Lloyd, and Jesse. They're all ridiculously complicated and probably involves him floating/teleporting at some point during it snksnknk. His and Kai's is especially flashy and especially just for showing off.

Kai and Lloyd have a much more simple one that's basically a high five, a spin and two snaps over their shoulders. Nya thinks it's kind of lame at first (but ends up being taught it as well)

Jesse and Lloyd also have one, less complicated than with Jay but much more involved than Kai + Lloyd. They're super secretive about the moves and it's "their thing" exclusively. Not even Miranda can figure out exactly what they're doing.

Cole and Zane attempt to get in on this action but can rarely manage beyond a fistbump (Cole because he can never remember all the extra moves and Zane because he thinks a fistbump is plenty enough). Jesse tries to teach Cole some but it never goes well (though neither of them mind trying again).

Nya, Antonia, and Harumi have one of the ones that has a chant to go along with it. It resembles the iCarly Swear handshake

Nelson invents a one-handed routine specifically for Miranda, which Miranda is unexpectedly touched by. They teach it to Antonia and Jesse as well.

Olivia tries to induce a secret handshake signal into the Shark Army. Bridget very quickly shoots it down.

#ninjago #legacyverse #the ninja legacy whip #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #k1ng boo #asks from nice people

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the-ninja-legacy-whip · 2 years

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Soooo do Descendants have any kind of special connection with the elements, or do they really just get fun eye colors and nothing else? *eye emoji*

While Elemental Descendants (who are Non-Inheritors) have zero powers passed down to them, I suppose you could say they still have an...affinity for their associated Element, even if they themselves are unaware of the connection. For example:

Dareth’s dedicated of study of animals and their associated fighting styles comes from him being descended from Nature

Sunni, Descendant of Light, has a natural inclination towards picking up on weather patterns (and feels at her best during bright, sunny days)

Bridget, as a Descendant of Sound, has an (annoying, in Olivia’s eyes) ability to pick up on conversations they shouldn’t—

Nelson’s penchant for breaking so many bones (and healing rather quickly from them) is related to him being descended from Form

Meghan has a natural affinity to draw people towards her due to being a Descendant of Gravity (yes she’s attractive ahahahaha)

Harleigh (and Ronin) being descended from Speed is partially what makes them crafty, sneaky, and prone to quick getaways (and why they can usually get away with it)

Antonia’s drive to figure out how others tick for her stories/articles could be attributed to her being descended from Amber but that wasn’t actually intended on my part lol

And good ol’ Harumi...well, wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise on that one. >:3

#ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #legacyverse #the ninja legacy whip #info tag #content tag #dareth #oc: sunni dayes #oc: bridget rondinelli #nelson roise #oc: meghan marshall #oc: harleigh kognito #ronin kognito #antonia sawyer #harumi hutchins #poor dareth doesn't have a last name yet snksnknk #elemental compendium

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