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"Hey, you're not a flatfooted Laplander with a heart condition!"
Bridget Nelson, Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have bumbling to do.
Mary Jo Pehl, Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear
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"Please don't put a shirt on my corpse!"
Kevin Murphy, McBain
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"I think the movie just failed the Turing Test. "
Kevin Murphy, Honor & Glory
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"What do you think, background pervert?"
Bill Corbett, Santa's Spaceship
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"I didn't know porn theaters even hosted dog fights."
Bill Corbett, Carnival of Souls
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"View not endorsed by anyone ever at any time ever!"
Bill Corbett, Sharknado
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"Eat post-consumer particle board!"
Kevin Murphy, Sharknado
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"If only they made steak-flavored vodka."
Kevin Murphy, "Alcohol"
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"Only in the movies are there people who 'run towns.'"
Mike Nelson, Radical Jack
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"It's all up to you, you dopey-looking idiot."
Bill Corbett, Invaders from Mars
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I want your insight as a dissipated gadabout.
Mike Nelson, Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back
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"I was hoping for a chainsaw fight."
Kevin Murphy, Attack of the Super Monsters
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"Nature wants you dead and will find a way."
Bill Corbett, First Aid for Children
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"The question of what the monkey said to the man still haunts me into my twilight years."
Mike Nelson, "Starting School"
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"The parade of congealing gray lumps marches on!"
Mike Nelson, With An All-star Cast
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"Mushrooms hate balustrades."
Kevin Murphy, Fungicide
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