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a-weird-simp · 29 days
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I see a morally ambiguous middle-aged woman who's a menace to society and suddenly my knees just give in
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a-weird-simp · 1 month
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Troublemaker - Lady Lesso x reader
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Dean of the school for Evil x student, don’t read if you’re uncomfortable with that.
I don’t know how to write smut (if anyone has advice I would love to read it) so the end is kinda weird, not finished, sorry about that, anyways enjoy!!
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I was in my room, alone, finishing my homework. It was the one Lady Lesso gave me earlier this morning, because I didn’t listen to the class, too mesmerized by the beauty of the fierce teacher in front of me. She seemed to stare back at me, but after she gave me this homework, I guess it was just in my mind. After all, a woman like her could never like a girl like me back… right? Yet here I was, still daydreaming about her, about her magnificent red hair and her alluring gray eyes, about… Lady Lesso.
I returned to my work, telling me that the sooner I get over this, the better it is. As I leaned over my desk to pick up my pencil (which had rolled across the table), I heard my door open and close. I raised my head to see the woman of my dreams. Is it because I was just thinking about her? It doesn’t matter, I was just happy to see her. But then I realized that she was staring at me… and that I was still leaning over my desk, so she could see my cleavage. I saw her smirk as I quickly got up and went to see her;
«What are you doing here? Am I in trouble?»
«Don’t worry darling; I just wanted to see my little troublemaker… See what’s in her mind.»
Her lips didn’t move while saying the last part of the sentence, but I still heard what she said… In my head. Her smirk grew wider as she saw me freeze. She was reading my mind.
«My, my, I know you liked me but I didn’t think you would be so addicted to me.»
I could only blush and stutter in response. She took a step closer. I couldn’t bear to be that close to her without imagining all I wanted her to do to me, so I took a step back. Her eyes darkened as she said,
«And what exactly do you want me to do to you?»
I looked at my feet, embarrassed, but she didn’t like it. She pinned me against the wall and lifted my chin up, forcing me to look her in the eyes. I was so mesmerized by her beautiful eyes that I almost didn’t hear her growl in a low voice:
«I want words, little thing.»
«I- I don’t know-»
But yes I knew. As I realized how close our bodies were to each other my mind started to fill with all of my previous scenarios with the woman in front of me. I couldn’t help it, even if I knew Lady Lesso was probably watching all of it. And indeed she was. She seemed to be breathless for an instant, and then her hand came around my nape, using just enough force to make me look up a little more, making me expose my neck.
«Your thoughts are much dirtier than I expected. You really are obsessed with me hmm?»
She didn’t let me time to answer before continuing;
«Well, lucky for you, you’re quite a pretty thing, and it’s been a moment since I wanted to… know you better.»
Her finger glowed and I heard the lock of the door close. She was still choking me with one hand, but she used the other to pin my hands above my head, preventing me from moving. I could feel my breath growing heavier with each second passing, as her lips sneaked all over my neck. She was teasing me and even if I would never admit it, I loved it.
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a-weird-simp · 2 months
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im a simple person. i see a milf in a tv show, i enjoy the tv show . easy
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a-weird-simp · 2 months
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that’s what she said :D (also same)
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this is how my happiness look like (it actually destroy’s me every night)
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a-weird-simp · 2 months
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a-weird-simp · 2 months
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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character
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a-weird-simp · 3 months
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god i just love regina mills sm. there is no one like her. i can go through ouat burnout for months but the love for her never dies.
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a-weird-simp · 4 months
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Okay so...you know the album Superache by Conan Gray that was released in 2022, yeah? Like nearly the whole thing is giving Marauders Era vibes cause like...
People watching - Regulus Black
Best Friend - Barty and Evan (pre-rosekiller era)
Astronomy - Narcissa and Alice (post nobleflower)
Yours - Severus Snape to Lily
Jigsaw - Sirius Black
Family Line - Regulus Black
Summer Child - James Potter
Memories - Remus to Sirius (after the prank)
Footnote - Grant to Remus
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a-weird-simp · 5 months
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Guys.
Just-
Imagine Regina blasting this song when she’s alone. Lets be fr she would love it O_O
And like, singing it and acting all sassy, hair flips and all that, and just vibing!!! AHHHHHH
IMAGINE THAT.
SHE IS SO BBG AND SO WIFEY MATERIAL
I CANT I LOVE HER SM
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a-weird-simp · 5 months
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NEW NAME FOR THE MEMBERS OF THE MARAUDERS FANDOM!
I present to you...
Mischief Managers
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a-weird-simp · 6 months
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Random thing I did for my friend who’s obsessed with Draco
English isn’t my first language so I did my best
Enjoy!
*This is basically Draco and stargazing*
- draco had one of his guilty pleasures: looking at the stars
- sure like with his family yk we got him used to seeing the stars and recognizing the constellations
- he has the habit of sneaking out in the evening to go to the astronomy tower
- everyone thinks he's just doing bad idk things but no
- and one day you bump into him when you were rushing to get back to your common room before curfew yk
- ofc at the start he lied, cuz idk he didn't want to appear weak, cuz in his head it's not cool to love the stars
- but he was too close to the astronomy tower so you were suspicious and he confessed, ofc with attitude
- then filch arrived so Draco took your hand so that you hid in the astronomy tower
- filch took his time leaving yk cuz he was sus so draco just started looking at the stars cuz why not
- and you were bored so you went close to him and you asked him like where is his constellation and everything
- at first he didn't speak but he was also bored so he showed the stars, and he talked to you about that, and you saw how passionate he was
- he liked the way you listened to him, without judging
- turns out you spent a good part of the night just looking at the stars together, cuz you didn't realize when filch left
- Draco was actually really nice to you and he felt safe so he tried to meet you more often in the corridors after that ;)
- and ofc you couldn't really complain
- “coincidently” you often had to rush in front of the Astronomy Tower in the evenings, and “coincidently” he was always there
- so it was kinda a tradition between the two of you to meet near the astronomy tower, and every evening he would talk to you about the stars
- gradually, you opened up a lot more to each other and well you caught feelings for each other annnnnd yeah you went together:)
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