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ok so because it seems riptide is gonna be coming up on a VERY interesting point in the story in regards to reveals, with them on their way to the hole in the sea and on their way to arlin and etc etc etc, i figured i might as well put this hunch of mine here as a monument to see whether it’ll get disproven or not.
i have a feeling that chip is far more important to the story than we’ve been led to believe, not just to the story as we know it, but the WORLD of mana as a whole, or at the VERY LEAST with everything going on with the hole in the sea.
a lot of stuff is up in the air and very ambiguous, especially in regards to what actually happened to chip when down there; however, from what i remember it seems incredibly likely that he somehow learned celestial when down there, and is the only one of the og black rose pirate crew that we know of who can speak celestial and READ THE MAPS.
IN CELESTIAL.
ON CHIP, DRE, AND FINN’S AS BACKS.
from what we know, or at least what i remember, lizzy also doesn’t speak celestial. dre can’t speak celestial. finn probably doesn’t speak celestial.
it also seems that whatever caused all of them to not remember most of what happened in the black sea was INTENTIONAL.
there’s a near complete absence of memory for pretty much everyone after a certain point. with how the black sea canonically messed with dre, finn, and arlin’s memories in the one shot, corrupting their perception of their memories to make important moments to them instead be painful (as seen with arlins memory of picking up chip and taking him onto the crew being ruined with a sense of betrayal as an adult chip stabbed arlin, which i won’t even get into how that could make chip reuniting w arlin that much more tragic because arlin can only associate chip w betrayal now coupled w how many more of his memories might’ve been corrupted over the course of the past DECADE in the hole in the sea with him apparently being the most susceptible to failing the necessary save to not have his memories corrupted) which makes it incredibly likely that whatever influence the black sea has not only impacts MEMORY but also DESIRES.
this tracks w how almost all of niklaus’ deals involve people’s desires and twisting them, and when their desires corrupt them enough they begin to die and spew BLACK OOZE.
SUCH AS A CERTAIN OTHER LARGE BODY OF LIQUID COLORED SIMILARLY WITH CORRUPTIVE PROPERTIES AND TIES TO DESIRE.
in the one shot the weird egg thing and the entire area they were in dealt heavily in desire.
when corrupted people in the black sea are slain their strongest desires from when they were alive were passed on to the person who killed them (jays newfound desire to find the dread queens tomb, gillions desire to help the tree, and whatever chips desire was cuz i’ve completely forgotten but it’s probably incredibly relevant 😅).
whatever chips ties are to the hole in the sea, and possibly to the prophecy, and the entirety of the black rose pirates legacy, i feel like we’re gonna find that a lot of the things regarding chips past is gonna be a whole lot more important to mana than we thought.
and i’m incredibly excited.
#idk how coherent this is or if i worded it properly but yeah basically a whole lot of chips deal doesn’t make a whole lot of sense yet#and i’m very very excited to see what’s the explanation. cuz i feel like it might get addressed pretty soon.#might add more if i think of it later but this is what i remembered rn#dandy talks#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi spoilers#jrwi analysis#jrwi chip#chip bastard#chip lastname#bop enjoy lmao
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I’ve been getting so much nostalgia from the randomly recommended videos to me about skylanders that I decided to doodle up some of the characters I remember using most often.
Which inevitably made me receive more nostalgia from the figurines we kept cause OMG I FORGOT THEY HAD CARDS—
Closer/more pics under the cut
#skylanders#as a person with 2 siblings who both also enjoyed skylanders this ain’t even half of the characters we have lmao#I completely forgot about Zap too oml#Im sorry buddy i love you—#*pat pat*#we also had a dog so i must apologize for the injuries and deaths sustained to many 😔#have a good day#my drawings#school doods#stealth elf#bop#drobot#hot dog#sprocket#whirlwind#countdown#stump smash#thump back#zap#sonic boom#gill grunt
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one of my favorite childhood games got a ""remaster"" for the switch but they replaced the music (arguably best part) and it looks so. So much worse than the original, and they want 30 dollars :/
Unrelated, now accepting eShop gift cards 🤲
#/Jk.....unless? 👀#No but it's worth maybe half that because they butchered it so bad. I'd pay the 30 if they kept the original music tbh bc idc about graphic#But I'm salty removed literally one of my favorite most nostalgic OSTs..... I cannot bring myself to pay for that lmao#I'd still genuinely enjoy the gameplay no matter how shitty because I miss the original so so so#so much and modern computers can't install it anymore for whatever reason. I keep getting errors when trying to reinstall#Very sad#Switch moots if you see me playing a shitty horse game eventually no u didn't#Also I promise the original 2008 pc game was amazing pls do not judge it on the shitty switch remake#RIP The music....... 🥺🥺 Genuinely devastated#I could still pull up the original soundtrack on YouTube and play with that on I guess#I'm just mad bc they knew the OG was a bop- they used it in the eShop trailer. They. used the original music in the remake trailer 😭😭#But cut it out of the game itself?? (Looked up gameplay to confirm) Wth#The only reason I found out they remade the game was bc I was looking for the music on YouTube and found a review calling it#''The worst game available on the switch''#Anyways. I'm too angry about the injustice done to my silly little horse game I spent hundreds of hours on as a kid#I do like the new outfits and coat patterns available tho bc the original had a total of 4 options lmao#man. I miss this game so much
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low key tempted to email the professor of my standup class being like "hi jysk i just registered for [course number] and i'm very excited to take a class from you again!" and then use the rest of the email to infodump about kids in the hall and the buddy cole documentary lmao. using the trojan horse of being a joy to have in class as a way to spread kith propaganda
#love love love taking a class from a professor i've had before bc i don't have to worry about making a first impression lmao#i only have one class with a professor i don't already know next semester. all 3 comedy classes are professors who i've worked with#this standup class guy specifically was the professor when i did the bizarre powerpoint presentation about the history of kidz bop#and that's probably what he still associates me with bc he really enjoyed it even tho it was so fucking weird lmao#i really wish i had a video of my kidz bop powerpoint bc it was iconic. maybe i can rework it for standup class and video it then!!
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Number 76 for the Spotify songs!
76. Winner takes it all by ABBA
#lmaoooo that ep of better call saul made me remember i loved this bop and i listened to it for like a week straight#answered#chloe tag#this is fun 😌#enjoy that hsm gif lmao
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watching s3 of westworld (finished ep 5) and like. first of all it doesn't even feel like westworld to me, i'm getting SO tired of this basic ass action sci-fi and second of all this is so morally simplistic and poi did this years ago and better which is particularly funny considering both are nolan's productions. anyway while i obviously see the parallels they're going for in the way humans are controlled much like hosts in the park (it's so heavy handed tbh it's like they're hitting you over the head with it but alright) it just feels soooo simplified and rushed and there is such a lack of real emotional attachment for me personally. i feel like there's an argument to be made here about the advantages of a network show like poi having way more episodes to flesh out its characters and themes to turn it into more than just a (surprisingly simplified) moral dilemma heavily dosed with marvel-like action scenes lmao
#s2 was like... messy chaotic weird and im still not fully sure if i understood everything correctly lmao#but it was interesting and there was lots to chew on and it felt like westworld#s3 js just so?#the only thing im enjoying is just like. dolores rocks this bop she looks SO hot thank you
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i could never plays a souls game simply because i have anger issues
#◜❝ 𝙾𝙾𝙲 𝚃𝙱𝙳. ⟩⟩ find resurrection in the flames. ❞◞#I enjoy watching people play it#but I have long accepted I could never play it#I would set myself up for failure SO fast lmao#ALSO good morning hello hello#it's a stormy day (again) so I'll be bopping around here today
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#I'm about to talk shit about fam stuff so like is this going to give me bad luck maybe#i try so HARD to be a good person I deserve a little fam gossip/shit talk as a treat ajsjdjdjfjfj okok#i will keep all names out any my older sister is a weirdo narcissist racist (she thinks she's black)#and she scammed my old ass dementia-y gram outta well over 15k and owes everything she knows money#even though she posts all about her scams online and used to sell fake covid cards and flaunts stacks of cash and her posh life in Miami#and she has an open federal case against her#and she feeds all her little sometimes MINOR sisters hard drugs and alcohol#i am saying all of this to make what I am about to say seems way less shitty bc I don't usually make fun of people doing things they enjoy#but uh anyway! she goes to the 'stu'to record songs for her 'rap' career and#and#LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO WAIT LMFAO YOU COULD NOT PAY ME ENOUGH#YOU COULD NOT PAY ME E-FUCKING-NOUGH TO POST ANY OF HER SONGS#SHE THINKS THEY'RE GOOD TOO#EVEN WITH THE HELP OF THE AUTO WHATEVER THE FUCK OH NO OH GOD NO#SHE PUTS THAT SHIT ON HER STORY TOO LIKE OH MY GOD PLS I GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT SO HARD#i want so badly to like... share a clip to prove I'm noy being dramatic but I won't go that far#please just believe me when I say it sounds like a kids bop rapper was given a mic unsupervised and told they could swear#and maybe say some slurs#as a treat#ok that's all I needed to do it#I'll once again return to my godly non-judgment human activities ajsjdjfnfjdjd
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Can someone explain to me why this song makes me feel sad n sentimental ??
#spotify#what is wrong me with that it makes me miss him lmao#crying in the club as I shake my ass n drop it low sentimentally#funny thing is neither of us shared the song with the other ?#so why#anyways#enjoy some 2000s bops#baby by me#50 cent#current jams
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My eyes are burning so you’ll have to wait until I wake up for the lil idea I had from that ask but in the mean time
DJ writes Roxy a theme song and she plays it at every race she’s in from that point onwards
#it's a fuckin' BOP#and she's EXTREMELY proud to call it hers and to tell everyone who made it#she's so happy about it!!#and DJ is so happy she's so happy with it!!#so bashful about it whenever Roxy starts bragging about it to everyone lmao#anyway#probably gonna sleep in a mo' so#goodnight probably#enjoy these sweet beans
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"the leash on your neck is mine" god i fucking wish, ma'am
#*t#never been big on BP but 'shut down' is a bop and they're all lovely so like. what's not to enjoy lmao
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Rottmnt Affection Headcanons :]
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DONNIE
- Donnie’s affection, like most things, is mostly led with his head.
- He like usually rests his head on his partners shoulder when he’s tired
- He enjoys getting his head pat and occasionally his shell if he’s comfy enough
- When things are fluffy and wholesome, he’ll rest his forehead against his partners (you see this a lot in Portals teehee)
- He especially enjoys nuzzling into necks or other warm places. He loves when his face is cupped too.
- Donnie likes kisses more than he’d ever admit
- He also really really really loves being called pretty or beautiful (pretty boy especially)! It makes him feel pretty (bc he is 💛)
LEO
- Leo’s love is mostly led with his hands!
- Leo likes touching things ofc
- During cuddle time, he loves rubbing his partners back and resting his chin on their head
- Leo loves being close to people. He enjoys the quality time.
- He’s easy to fall asleep (while still being a pretty light sleeper) and he always likes waking up and seeing his partner’s face.
- Leo likes squishing his partners cheeks with his hands.
- He also usually bops them in the face (affectionately ofc)
- What can he say? It’s in his nature!
RAPH
- Raph is a hugger. Ofc he is.
- He is, however, a little afraid of crushing his lover.
- He enjoys hugging his partner for hours on end.
- He loves being scritched especially under the chin! His tail will start wagging and everything it’s so cute!!!
- Speaking of his tail, when he's hugging his partner, he’ll wrap them up with his tail. It’s mostly involuntary, he swears!
- He’s also a bit of a biter. This is involuntary
- It’s like his cuteness aggression. If his partner is too damn adorable, he’ll need to bite something.
- When he bites his partner, it’s obviously always gentle. He worries if he’s hurt them anyway.
- He’s honestly just a sweetheart and a gentle giant! He’d never do anything to hurt the one he loves 💛
MIKEY
- HUGS FROM BEHIND>>>>>
- I cannot stress this enough how much Mikey loves these
- Mikey is obviously the most affectionate out of the others
- He LOVES kisses
- Absolutely adores them
- He will shower his partner in love and affection
- Sure, he loves going all out for the love of his life, but he mostly enjoys the little things. Those tiny intimate moments
- Those soft moments are his favorite. He loves having someone to feel safe around.
- Laying on his partner's stomach is one of his favorite things to do! 💛
- He loves holding hands while cuddling too!
- He gets all flustered when you compliment him! He’s usually the one to give compliments, so it's a nice surprise when he’s appreciated :]
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I did this for funsies lmao sorry if this is awful 😭💛
#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt x reader#this is all canon in portals teehee#rottmnt donnie x reader#rottmnt leo x reader#rottmnt mikey x reader#rottmnt raph x reader
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Needy
Warnings: MINORS DNI!!!, sub!sunghoon, dom!gn!reader, choking, blowjob, handjob, praising, cum eating, teasing sunghoon, if there's anything else please let me know!!
NOTE: my inspiration to write this was Lily @tfwheeseung our hard thoughts of choking hoon had me needing to write smth about it even though it's not the main thing but wtv it's still there lmao <3. Ty Lily for bringing it up 💖💖. Anyways I hope you all enjoy <3 I haven't written in a while and I finally git the motivation to write this so yay :). Also this isn't proof read!!!
Your hand wraps around so perfectly around his soft delicate neck. You give it an experimental squeeze to see how he reacts. He closes his eyes as he sharply sucks in, gasping at the nice feeling. Pretty you think to yourself.
"You like that baby, don't you? My pretty boy likes being choked, hmm?" You tease Sunghoon and he replies with an airy "yes".
You squeeze your hand harder around him, not to hard to completely cut off his airflow though. He let's out a moan and shoots his eyes open. Looking up at you with sparkles in his eyes.
"please" he whimpers, he looks so pretty like this; on his knees in front of you, all at your mercy. "Please what hoon?" You ask him. "Need you yn" he sounds so desperate asking for you.
You let go of his neck and cup his cheek with that hand. "Okay baby, come up on the bed for me love" he does as you say and gets comfortable on the bed.
"What do you want exactly hoon?" You ask as you sit beside him, your hand soothing over his thighs. Good thing he's wearing shorts so you can feel just how soft they are.
"Want your mouth, please" he replies, his fingers fidgeting on top of his stomach. You smile and nod at him.
You move to take off his shorts along with his underwear. His dick slapped against his obdomen, already hard. "Awhh did you get hard just from choking you? You're so cute" you coo at him and he whines from embarrassment.
"Hurry up!!" He sounds so needy, it makes you want to continue teasing him. "Okay okay, someone's impatient" you giggle before continuing your actions.
You lower yourself down in between Sunghoons thighs. Kissing his plush thighs and leaving a mark every now and then, loving the little "ah"s he's letting out.
You slowly make your way from his thighs up to where he needs you the most, his twitching dick. "want you, please" he tries not to squirm but he fails to, he's way too desperate for your touch to be able to controll himself.
"Such a good boy, asking so well. I'll give you want you want now, you deserve it" he whimpers at your praising.
You wrap your lips around his pink tip and circle your tongue around him, occasionally flicking your tongue up and down his slit. You love the little reactions he gives you to each of your actions.
He tries so hard not to buck his hips into your mouth when you almost take all of him into your mouth, leaving behind what you can't fit. Your mouth feels like heaven to him.
"Oh my god, yn- feels so good" his back arches off the bed as you start to bop your head up and down. Your hand moving to the base of his cock where your mouth can't reach and your other hand resting on his side, caressing him with your thumb every now and then.
The way you hollow your cheeks around him to make him feel even better, the way your tongue laps around his dick whenever you go up, the way your throat feels around him when you go down. It all makes his head spin with how good you're making him feel.
You pull off him with a pop and moving both of your hands now to him. One hand twisting around his tip and the other around his base. He let's out a string of moans as his high approaches.
Too lost in the feeling he can't hold back anymore and bucks his hips up to meet your touch. "So good, please" he moans out.
"You're so pretty like this baby, all fucked out for me" you kiss his hip as you praise him. You look up at him and he looks so good right now. His mouth parted so prettily, his tongue almost lolling out, his eyes closing before opening again and looking down to you making eye contact. He's so pretty. All for you. Only for you.
"You're all mine yes hoon?" You ask, your hands speeding up. "Fuck- yes yn, all yours, please can I cum?" He almost let's out a high pitched moan when you bring your mouth back to his dick. Only sucking on his tip as your two hands twist in opposite directions around the base.
"Oh my god yn" he moans as he cums into your mouth, shaking with how good his orgasm hit him. But wait...he wants to try one last thing "Wait don't swallow" he quickly said before you do.
You look at him confused "come here, please" he says, voice clearly tired. You crawl up on top of him andnto your surprise he pulls you into an open kiss, his cum going into his own mouth as yous kiss. He whines at the taste but loves how dirty he feels from doing that.
You pull away to catch your breath. "Didn't expect you to do that" you giggle and he chuckles with you. "Sorry" he says, a bit embarrassed now at the realisation of what he did. "No, that was hot" you quickly reply back, not wanting him to think he fucked up.
"Really?" He asked, his eyes looking up at you, almost shinning. "Mhm, we should do that again" you say as you lean in to kiss his cheek, then his jawline, then his neck.
He brings your hand to his neck, "round two?" He asks shyly and you giggle "round two it is baby".
New taglist: @hee-poster @ness-iness @makiixuxii
#sub sunghoon#sub hoon#sub enhypen#enhypen smut#sunghoon smut#sunghoon x reader#sunghoon fic#sub idol#dom reader#enhypen hard hours#enhypen hard thoughts#sunghoon hard hours#sunghoon hard thoughts
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can u do tadc cast (or probably just a few bc this prompt isn’t very creative) x a reader who looks like the player from animal crossing? ball hands,,, maybe weirdly good at crafting things,, gets stung by bees sometimes mayhaps. Maybe they speak animalese and nobody ever knows what they’re saying LMAO
TADC cast x reader whos like an animal crossing player!
depending on what time it is when i finish writing this, i think imma take a short break to stretch my legs and make something YAHOO!! hope you enjoy this anon!! this reminds me, i cleared out my island by making it totally flat... but i never actually... got to decorating it... huh.... commitment is scary, guys
CAINE:
i think as a funny haha gag thing, how funny would it be if he could actually understand you. like you cant talk, and the noise youre limited to is to your "emotes", but somehow someway for some reason, caine can understand you... genuinely impressed by your crafting and even sometimes asks you to make random things just to see if you can make it! expect some really odd and random requests! not at all phased that you can pick things up with your weird orb hands, hes used to the digital world and its weirdness... thinks...
POMNI:
hey at least theres someone the same height as her in this place...!/hj
tries hard to understand your funky emotes and body language but shes at a loss... i mean at least you can still pick stuff up and try to write, so at theres some method of commutating asides from simply trying to learn how to read you! though, she is a bit unnerved by your silence and how your face is mostly stagnant when you arent.... emoting.. a static smile can get a little unnerving when youre standing next to the person and understand thats its a real person.. you know?
a little confused on how you can just pull things out from thin air, but does admit that it can be useful... has probably tried to ask you to make an exit out of desperation because hey if anyone can make one it would be you so whats the harm in trying (my girl is losing it)
RAGATHA:
i think you guys bond over the crafting; since ragatha makes stuff too, like pillows and clothing and plushies and the like! sure you guys may not be making the exact same things, but you both create and thats enough to bring you two together! doesnt mind that you cant talk, in fact i think after the chaos of a day in the digital circus she embraces the calmness around you... scolds you for constantly being stung by bees, though... though she tries not to be too mean or harsh since its not like youre trying to get stung on purpose... but please just be careful... she worries about you, afterall!
honestly ragatha doesnt have individual fingers, so the fact you can function with balls hands doesnt phase her
JAX:
really touching on the fact you have an inventory that you can hide stuff in i think he would slide you things to hide for him; especially its hes going a "imma do something to someone as a prank then run and use you to hide the evidence" ... you know usual jax antics where he tries to get the reader to help him with his trickery. whether or not you actually aid him is totally up to you. probably makes fun of your short height and the fact youre always getting stung. probably points and laughs when he watches you run around while literally being chased by a swarm. promptly screams when you make a run towards him, thus bringing the bees to him. you have probably bopped him with your net after he says something particularly not-nice, me thinks... or maybe you just dont like him and youre constantly bopping him, i mean i do enjoy it when the reader doesnt like a character but you can easily ignore this little aside if you want this to be a friendship or romance!
KINGER:
OOOOO imagine you come with the basic ring/inventory of tools (net, shovel, watering can, fishing rod, ect) and you can just pull it out of no where.... oooooouuugh imagine taking your net out around him and (wordlessly) offering to go look for bugs with him,.. kind of panics when you get stung by the digital bees; probably helps you patch up... honestly i think given that kinger is all about bugs, i think its a safe bet he would know how to treat bites and stings... so hes your man if youre really bad about avoiding bees and the like! can see tropes that trope where like "whats that? little timmys stuck in the well?? (but thats not what you said/meant)" because youre like emoting and trying to direct his attention somewhere but he gets it. so totally wrong and commits to it before you can stop him. i just think thats funny
ZOOBLE:
thinks youre... odd. though... imagine you can change up your style and appearance by simple interacting with a mirror and wardrobe. i think they would think thats cool, that you can just... do that... zooble has to rip their body parts off (sounds way worse than it actually is, LMAO). probably gives you this look when you walk into the tent to show that once again, youve been attacked by a swarm of bees.... how do they always only sting your left eye...? is that just how your digital body shows the injury, or do they just... no nevermind, theyre just going to give out a sigh before taking you to caine or kinger for medicine. definitely gets onto you for constantly messing with the digital bees, though...
GANGLE:
honestly between all the characters i can easily see her being an animal crossing fan... and while she may not remember all of her old life, i like to think that subconsciously she would recognize you for what your digital body is intimidating... bonus if in the real world animal crossing was her comfort, so naturally, she instinctively finds comfort in you even if she cant totally pin point it... though, she has trouble understanding you outside of your emotes... but even then when you do an angry stamp or shed tears she cant quite pinpoint why youre upset... oooo please make her an art easel! i think that would be a great gift for her and she will be absolutely over the moon!
#tadc x reader#the amazing digital circus x reader#digital circus x reader#caine x reader#pomni x reader#ragatha x reader#jax x reader#kinger x reader#zooble x reader#gangle x reader
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Hisoka relationship hcs (sfw)
Somehow I haven't really written hcs before but here we go
Also first non smut post wtf am I doing with my life??
Warnings: probably cursing but idrk, no outright smut but a couple sexual phrases i guess, Hisoka is a warning in and of himself
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This man
idk how to start this but
You'd definitely have a cat together (sorry if you're allergic 😐)
He's such a cat person, and I feel like when you're chilling at home he'll just look at it 👀 for like hours until it gets a little freaked out and hides from him
he might challenge it to a fight...since that's how he is (you'll have to make sure he doesn't get bored and kill it 😬)
But he'll be great at playing w it tho, he'll set up elaborate hunts and things for it so it's never bored
The poor creature will be a lil bit traumatized but at least it'll get its exercise in 💀
anyway, away from the subject of cats
Unlike what many people believe, I don't think you have to be op and a amazing fighter to get him to be attracted to you
Actually I think he's even more intrigued when he notices someone for reasons other than their fighting abilities
He wants to know more
He's definitely very physical, he's always finding one way or another to be touching you, whether in public or alone
And this is the kind of relationship that is mutually yandere
He will not hesitate to kill anyone he deems as 'too close' to you, and if you do the same, it's a major turn on for him
He's always with you, 24/7 (but if you need some space he's fine with roaming for a while, he might disappear for a few weeks but he doesn't get offended that you need your space)
OH AND THIS MAN
Whenever he wants your attention, or he wants to be closer to you
h-he
he will
p-pull you towards him with his bungee gum 🤭
And don't let him find out you're into it or else he'll start doing it ALL. THE . TimE.
Oh, and when he's fighting? He KNOWS when you're watching. He'll make sure to save the dramatic finish for when you're paying attention.
And then he winks or bows or something at the end to make you laugh which makes his grin widen
this guy
everyone thinks you're insane for dating him but the insanity is what makes you a perfect match for him
Also, he would be into all different kinds of music
so whatever you like, he enjoys too
You can bop with him to all your favorite songs, and just have the best time fooling around with him
You probably don't spend much time in each place, due to Hisoka's...lifestyle? So there may be a lot of moving involved
But anything you wanna try w him in cool new locations, he's willing and eager to do it all with you
He takes you out for manicures and gets matching nails with you every so often
Pull his hair. Trust me. Just do it.
Sometimes he makes you mad on purpose to get you to scold him because thats just the hottest thing ever to him
Since he's so clingy and touch starved he will force you to cuddle with him
But it's okay because he's weirdly comfortable
He will flex in front of you just to see you drool over his muscles
and he's flexible, so he stretches and watches your reaction too
lmao and cooking
This could go either way
He's either the best cook ever without trying, or he has never tried and never will
And this guy is the sassiest bitch ever
He is always snarking at the worst times
And if you guys are across the room from each other you have silent conversations with your eyes just knowing exactly what the other is thinking
No matter how far into this relationship you are, he will never stop flirting with you shamelessly
He switches between big spoon and little spoon, but is always so cuddly and cozy
And if you're even half the amount of clingy that he is, he's over the moon
He absolutely loves whenever you initiate contact
OOOO and carnival dates (I have to lean into the aesthetic here) but he's the best bf for those ever
Overall, he's just the most amazing person ever
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Woah first non smut piece of writing eVeR
I love Hisoka so fucking much. He's probably my favorite of my 100+ anime boyfies (I have a list)
Anyway, if you liked these hcs, feel free to request other ones! I'm taking a break from full fics for a while because writers block is a bitch, but I'm gonna try out headcannons for a while
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Hobie Brown Headcannons because WHY THE FUCK NOT
uhh i made this on my computer so get ready for a hell of an hc dump
SFW:
If he lived in modern times, he would buy everything offbrand. Clothes, snacks, products, etc. (bro i need someone to draw hobie wearing shaqs, using a Michaelsoft Binbows PC, and eating creme betweens LMAO)
Would have a messy ass space, but never organize it because "it's easier to find things" or something like that.
(if he was dating you) If you weren't into punk music, he'd gradually get you into it by slowly giving you heavier songs to listen to. (hed probably start you off with blitzkrieg bop or smth)
HE WOULD GET ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED WHEN SHOWN MODERN TECHNOLOGY. Like, if you placed a phone in front of him, he'd be like: "Woah, mate, this thing is amazin'!" LOL
(music related) He'd be on Blur's side in the Battle Of Britpop but he'd say Oasis to piss people off and get on their nerves
(if he was dating you): He'd steal little things from you, including jewelry, vinyls, books, pins, clothes, etc. and if you asked him where they were he'd act clueless
(if he was dating you): He wouldn't be jealous, like hes not insecure lol. He'd be ok with a lot of stuff actually
Owns a shit ton of posters, and you can't convince me otherwise.
HE FOLLOWS THE PUNK LACE CODES. DEFINITELY DOES. (his current ones mean: hates cops/cop killer)
He made all his own pins from scratch. Painted them, dried them, drew them, etc. He also made all the clothes he owns, even his spider suit
He always has chipped nail polish because he never bothers to redo it. Not to mention his hands would be crusty asf from fighting, guitar playing, so on.
HED BE GOOD AT ART. But, if he's drawing his art style would change every week or something lmaoo (just like me fr)
He would have a shit ton of money saving hacks to not support large businesses, and they would be hella helpful
(if you were dating him:) He would make fun of you all the time but comforts you if he actually hurt your feelings
I headcannon him as Abrosexual, but he could be Bi too, it depends
He has a complex ass routine for his hair, DEFINITELY. (his hair is cool as shit, hes gotta keep it that way somehow)
If he was in modern times, he would only play indie video games to not give big companies money
I feel like if he got shown all the fan content of him (and i mean ALL the fan content) he would either laugh, be confused, or just simply have no reaction
NSFW (i know you whores were waiting for this one):
he'd be 7 inches, a bit thick. He might have one vein on the side when hard.
He'd take his time with you for sure. He's a HUGE tease, and likes to do it until you're begging him for it.
(for the boys. 1/2) he'd be AMAZING at head, and prefers giving it than receiving it. Like he'd have you seeing stars tbh.
(2/2) He likes to tease you with his tongue piercing, and enjoys seeing you squirm, telling him to keep going.
Switch, for sure. He'd just say he's a top because he's a bit embarrassed to say he likes bottoming.
(for the girls, 1/2) I feel like he would love eating you out, ESPECIALLY if you're sitting on his face for it.
(2/2) When he asks you to sit on his face, he'd be blunt with it, and ask you to put all your body weight on him.
when I say he'd be kinky he would be KINKY. He'd be a huge sucker for BDSM and power dynamics honestly. He'd be up for anything, just nothing nasty..
If you were insecure about a certain part of your body, he'd pay attention to that one specific part of it, kissing on it and praising you for it.
i feel like he wouldn't get off often, as he could simply just ask you for it, but if he's away from you and can't control himself, he'd either get off to a picture of you or from his own imagination.
he would be great with his teeth. Giving hickies, biting, or even taking off your undergarments, he'd use his teeth for.
He'd be a fan of doing it in the bath or shower, as its clean, and you two could just wash up afterwards.
he's a masochist, period. Mental, or physical pain, he'd get hard from it.
AFTERCARE PERSON. Like, he could give you the most painful back-breaking sex in the world, and cuddle with you afterwards.
He would have hella stamina, like he could go all night if you wanted him to.
He'd have piercings in every place you could think of, even his dick.
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HOLY SHIT THAT TOOK ME SO LONG TO TYPE UP. PLEASE DONT FLOP I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THIS-
#miles molares#across the spiderverse#astv hobie#hobie x reader#hobie brown#hobie my beloved#hobie spiderverse#spider punk#astv#headcanon#LMAO IM CRINGING AT THIS HELPP#kharyi notice this you hoe#@ mutuals
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