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somuchyoudontknow · 9 months
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Hi Sophia, I see a lot of team PR are really discouraged especially after the stuff that’s recently occurred. But wait…hear me out!
I mentioned this on maja’s blog as well: I think the plausible deniability and hinting by friends is exactly the narrative they intended from the beginning.
Before their “relationship” was announced, I simply thought they were just waiting to announce and then they’d finally be out and not have to “hide” anymore, like some team real blogs assumed. But TBH, I don’t think this is the case. In fact, the hiding only continued into NYE 2.0 and now this Bermuda thing. Both groups alluding and hinting at being in the same place, but never really posting themselves together or in real time. You know, like normal people do.
This is intentional. Always has been, always will be for this particular orchestration.
For the case of Leo/Gigi, plausible deniability is also used because this couple is never seen together either, but their relationship is pushed by tabloids hinting that they arrived somewhere together and left together. All the articles have stock photos of them separately, and their narrative continues to be pushed as a “how serious are they? But Leo doesn’t really want to settle and neither does Gigi so they’re just having fun”. If you actually read the articles, the pics never show them hand in hand, it’s always a pic of Leo arriving and then Gigi in the same place but not with him. But the articles always push they’re seen together - hinting, hinting, always hinting.
CE:Ab have a private but super serious narrative that’s intentionally made so CE doesn’t look like a Leo (and yes, his Pr team is aware of all the other relationships with big age gaps and how the men always get called cliches and blah blah), even if fans and haters still do call him that bc they don’t like the relationship. They’re very serious, but super private, so you never see them out, they don’t have pap pics, but CE did want to tell y’all he’s serious about her for a whole year bc look at all the photos they have together in those two 2 IG stories! Not fake at all!
Outside of that, they can’t call paps on themselves bc then it’s not private. Tabloids won’t write articles about their NYE or Bermuda vacations bc there are no pap pics but they can keep circulating the same old fluff pieces and the PR worked anyway bc the majority of ppl think he’s engaged - thanks to gossip, DM, and TikTok. Their job is done without having to even pop up together. Wedding planners and violinists follow Ab and every celeb whose been on the rumor mill, especially since her name probably has engaged attached to it every time anyone googles her.
The fans, like you and others have said, are what keeps the gossip going and what tabloids and gossip mags will leverage when they do “research.”
Meanwhile, CE, whose very likely unwilling to participate in anything such as yacht pics or even looking like he wants to hold AB’s hand in public, can shut down his SM and disappear while AB and her merry band of clout chasers, and CE’s thirsty friends can have paid trips to Bermuda and get a little extra narcissism boost while they’re there.
AB pretending she doesn’t care about CE is the narrative that’s supposed to make it seem like she’s not an opportunist golddigger. The only problem is that while she’s not posting him and never directly alludes to him, she literally shows her true colors multiple times in the following ways:
1) deleting comments in real time (she was 1000% sitting on her phone and seeing what ppl wrote about her during ski trip 1.0)
2) not limiting her comments or removing her tags when the rumors were rampant last year
3) not deleting the dating comments but deleting the ones about her as golddigger or opportunist (lol)
4) not turning off her location despite getting harassed every time fans found out she was in the US again
5) Justin dropping trolling hints on behalf of her being around CE since the dawn of time (and not stopping despite the year of harassment from fans and haters)
6) her sister posting outside his house allegedly and the private photos leaking despite nothing else ever leaking before
7) her only blocking her tags after her IG reactivation and refusing to let in tags from her fans, any of her projects, and just allows tags from Justin and her fashion shows. (Real great priorities! Take “actor” out of your bio)
8) not promoting anything related to work but happy to keep trolling her IG location so fans will continue to think she’s with him
9) her friends never posting her so of course fans will assume she’s with him
10) only getting posted when Justin or someone else alludes to maybe they’re all somewhere together near CE (bakeries, Bermuda) so even her out and about pics are ruined with ppl thinking she’s with CE.
11) cropping and photoshopping her left hand out of pics (LOL) - poor Joana getting sacrificed to fuel your narrative!
12) hiding a pic of CE’s dog in her photo dump and not tagging him (lol).
13) showing up to ghosted premiere to post a pic of her dress and get her pics taken while never attending her own premieres or helping the WN cast promote the show that made her “famous.”
She’s trying so hard to let ppl know she’s not a clout chaser, she’s different from other girls. Except she only wants to promote wearing “fashion”, attending fashion shows, and going on luxury vacations and partying on boats.
Opportunist of the worst kind.
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filthyjanuary · 1 year
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128 notes - Posted March 21, 2022
#4
ok sorry to make another post about this CW thing but like... again, it’s insane to think supernatural kept the cw afloat when spn would not have made it to s5 let alone s15 without the cw being kind of a shitshow that gave them a pass over and over. the cw kept supernatural afloat for a long time until that relationship developed into the mutually beneficial questionable mess that it was by the time s15 rolled around.
like i used to hang out on the cancellation bear website and other tv rating/cancelled show predicting websites and supernatural CONSISTENTLY was on the brink of being cancelled and in fact in season 6 and 7 got put in the friday night dealth slot... those seasons are the ones that SO CONSISTENTLY get proclaimed as ones that were ‘saved’ by cas or that the ratings only tanked in s7 when they ‘tried to write him off’ but it’s like... they were already in the graveyard slot they were already left to die... the ratings were already bad enough by the time s5 wrapped that they got moved!!! castiel was literally not a factor one way or another!! you stuck tv shows in the 9 pm friday spot to say their goodbyes and gracefully bow out.
supernatural’s saving grace was literally that it was on the cw so its shitty garbage ratings were enough to scrape by and the fact that its small audience was reliable meant that it was more economical for the cw to eventually move it OUT of that timeslot and pair it with new shows because that audience generally did not waver even when they were put in the death slot. fridays usually lead to a dip in ratings so if ur already cancelling a show, it doesnt really matter. spn’s ratings didnt dip all that much in the death slot. so the cw was like ok these collective 5 live viewers will show up no matter what so we’ll pair them in a better timeslot with some of these new shows we want to get eyes on and hopefully that will give those new shows AND spn a boost and that generally became the cw’s model for dealing with supernatural for the rest of its days. making and marketing new shows is EXPENSIVE. betting on a new show that would pull in optimistically the same or maybe a little more views than supernatural or possibly even less is a bigger risk than filling one of your timeslots with your hunk of junk that still functions well enough at the end of the day to do what you need it to do. THATS why mark pedowitz etc ended up saying spn would keep airing as long as j2 still wanted to do it. it’s bc their ratings were not astronomical but they DID NOT WAVER. and so they were reliably a good show to have to pair with new stuff and the cw was happy to keep doing that.
supernatural would not have made it past s3 on in order to develop that consistency without the cw being a tiny baby network without views or profit like i dont know how to explain to you guys that your jokes are as usual entirely based on misinformation.
137 notes - Posted January 9, 2022
#3
um sorry i know everyone’s like over talking about this but i saw this twitter post and i went and found the tiktok and the comment and verified it’s the same amanda and the comment is real and it’s just really breaking my heart i’m so angry about this situation all over again like she was too scared to come forward this was all pre face reveal and like i’m sure the way people reacted was just all her worst fears coming true i truly hope she has a good support system around her i am livid truly
223 notes - Posted October 25, 2022
#2
what's your take on the cw thing?
okay apologies if this isn't articulate, i've gotten maybe 6 hours of sleep in the past three days but i'm mostly seeing a lot of bitter spn fans acting like this is some sort of brilliant win on the part of the fandom or that homophobia tanked a successful network and will teach other networks better or whatever but that's just not an accurate picture of what the cw network is or has ever been? it's frankly surprising the cw has survived THIS LONG regardless of whatever insane supernatural fandom conspiracies circulate.
to start, the cw being for sale does not mean it's bankrupt, and bankrupt and not profitable do not mean the same thing whatsoever. netflix did not turn a profit until 2020 i'm pretty sure but that was just the nature of their business model. the cw having never turned a profit is unsurprising to anyone with even a crumb of knowledge about tv ratings. of the five u.s. commercial networks, the cw has since its inception been the smallest and pulled in vastly smaller audiences than any of the others. ratings that would get shows cancelled on any other network were smash hits for the cw bc its audience is so tiny. since they cant rely on huge live audiences to pull the advertising dollars of the other networks, most of their money came from syndication deals and global broadcast which is why most cw shows would get to 4 seasons before dying (syndication requires ~88 episodes). the cw itself came to be by merging two networks owned by cbs and wb that were money sinks on their own. clearly the merger wasnt enough to give those companies the win they wanted, and they're hoping involving a third party will finally work, i'm assuming. it's also a good example of how fandoms dont ACTUALLY impact the financials of a show. networks care about people being loud on here a /bit/ but they care about eyeballs even more than. supernatural, riverdale, the DC shows, everything that is the cw's bread and butter have massively popular online fanbases but that did not save the network. nbc and abc shows i dont hear a peep about online are thriving on networks that are surviving the death of network tv because millions will tune in week after week to watch them in a way that often younger, more online audiences simply wont do. it doesn't help that cw shows are in genres that are often far more expensive than shows that air on more popular networks.
tldr im surprised the cw lasted 16 years... i wouldve assumed they wouldve tried to offload it 6+ years ago because it's always kind of been treading water but i guess the pandemic was just the final nail in the coffin
298 notes - Posted January 6, 2022
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hey everyone did we know awsten apparently auditioned for euphoria two years ago? here is the video, watch at your own risk.. it’s definitely not... academy award-winning, to put it mildly. the upload date is jan 21, 2020.
fwiw the character, darian is a 17-year-old described as an "outsider, sensitive, vulnerable, and mischievous."
the video was uploaded by dana sims who is apparently a talent agent in LA so make of that and what it says about awsten’s career ambitions what you will.
before anyone (see: twitter) gets mad about this, it’s publicly posted (not even unlisted) on vimeo and is incredibly easy to find (i searched ‘awsten’ that’s it...literally nothing else) so... what’s fair is fair.
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kyuala · 3 years
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not saying "i love you" back to treasure
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now imagine not saying "i love you" back as a prank when ur bf leaves
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hyunsuk
says i love you before he even leaves the room so when you don't say it back he's just like "baby." and he sounds so disappointed LMAO
keeps getting visibly stressed and the whole vibe is like.. are we seriously about to dtr because of a tiktok trend rn
immediately pulls out his phone to check the date to see if he's forgetting anything
after you laugh and tell him it's a joke he lets out an exasperated sigh but immediately jumps on you to smother you in cuddles 🥰
jihoon
tries not to care too much abt it...... is back in the room before his brain can stop him LMAO
is like "i said i love you" like he's just guessing you didn't hear him but you can sense the Demanding
and if ur like ".......i know?" BRO
he's gonna do that offended/surprised face and just like. Stare at you until you say it back purely prompted by the sheer force of his eyes
yoshi
not @ how his first reaction is to walk back in the room and ask "did i do anything?" 😔✋🏼
and if ur like "no?" he's still gonna keep asking "are you mad at me?" or "are you okay? did something happen?" while carefully inching closer
ask him why and he's gonna be like "well you didn't say you love me too :/" so good luck keeping it up after that
yoshi truly best boy
junkyu
shouts your name and keeps repeating he loves you until he hears it back bc if there's anything junkyu's gonna do today is hearing you love him goddammit
if it doesn't work you can bet your a s s he's walking back into that room and whining ur ears off until you give him what he wants.
there's never really a moment when he thinks you actually don't love him anymore but it never truly registers for him that it's a joke either idk his brain works weird
pulls out the "what if i die" card. on God
mashiho
probably the one who cares the least about it like he doesnt rly Need to hear you say you love him.
does he want to though? yes.
lets it slide a few times and just when ur about to give up you do it one more time and he's all up in ur face like 😳 are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say to me 😳
after you say ".......i love you?" he's like "🥰 damn right you do 🥰" and gives you a kiss :(
jaehyuk
goes back into the room and just Stares at you
he doesnt even say anything hes just like 👁️👄👁️ right into your soul
if you question him about it he questions you right back abt why you're not saying you love him too
when u finally say it back he's like ah 🥰💘✨ i see 🌈☁️🦋 there it is 😍💏💍
asahi
also tries not to care too much about it but you can see him staring at you from the corner of your eye
he could either continue to try to keep it together and then go "Thats Right" when you give up and say it back
or he could proceed to be shameless about his staring and go "ah" when you say you love him too.
not even giving you any other reaction either lmao just "ah"
yedam
i think with yedam it depends on how comfortable in your relationship you two are
if it's still super new he's gonna be like. malfunctioning for the rest of the day bc it kinda bothers him but he's not really sure what to do about it
like should he mention it? is he gonna sound clingy? does he say it again but this time a little louder just to make sure you heard him? hm or maybe he should just Swallow His Thoughts like a normal person, he thinks, and so he turns into a robot
but if ur already comfortable around each other he immediately goes 🤨🤨🤨 and discreetly questions you about it until he eventually figures it out bc he's just sensitive like that 💆🏽‍♀️
feels rly proud of himself afterwards too like he really didnt need the ego boost but thanks i guess
doyoung
honestly just assumes you didn't hear him the first time and thinks nothing of it. the Second time tho... he's like hm. wait a minute
walks back into the room and straight up goes "why aren't you saying 'i love you' back?" and while he looks okay he sounds so hurt oh my god
if you keep this up and his "baby.... ur supposed to say it back" isn't working he's gonna be so upset and deadass think u don't love him anymore dont do this to him
pretends to be mad once you tell him it's just a prank but you can see how relieved he is lol
haruto
most likely to just wait a couple seconds and go "aight" so you know you fucked up lmao
when you tell him it's just a tiktok trend like he doesnt already KNOW he's just like "ur so annoying🙄"
every time you say "i love you" to him now he just goes "hm."
anyways haruto petty bf bc he not so secretly just wants you to love on him all the time club [1 member]
jeongwoo
whines and annoys you fr he doesn't care how he's getting that i love you He's Getting That I Love You.
"ur supposed to say it back" "HEY!!!" "say it back!!!!!!!!!" and the whole time he's staring at you like 😳
also pulls out the "what if i die then what" card but he actually comes up with some elaborate story about how he could get into a freak accident on his way to the grocery store while ur just sitting there like 🧍
after u say it's just a joke he's fronting like "yea idc about it now tho" and when ur like "ok" he goes "no i LIED say it BACK"
junghwan
he wants to convince himself you probably just didn't hear him but the whole time his brain is going "shit. shit shit shit shit shit"
probably won't catch onto the fact that it's a prank unless he sees it online or you say something first so please say something first 'cause this boy is gonna be thinking about it forever
or once he does find out and you do it again he just goes "HEY SAY IT BACK" at you without missing a beat lol
lets out a tiny "thank you" once you say you love him too 🥰
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hookhausen · 2 years
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as an american, 👏🏽 stop it 👏🏽. im on the verge of beating yalls ass i fucking swear.
these are not our jokes to make now or ever. we wont be getting drafted, we wont be getting violence at our door but the innocent Ukranians that are going through it right now are seeing silly americans making a joke out of this knowing that we're living comfortably while they try to stay alive.
just bc violence isnt happening here doesnt we get to act like there isnt innocent families losing their loved ones bc of what Russia just did. get your heads out of your asses and actually do something productive like boosting Ukranian voices and donating to humanitatian relief organizations if you can. stop making these dumbass draft and WWIII jokes just bc yk it wont actually happen.
we wont be getting nuked bc the united states is so well protected, drafting for the military is so unlikely to happen especially bc of how many enrolled service members are on the reserves. we really gotta stop making this about us. for once!!! like literally this is not the time to be "but america might get nuked 🥺" bc frankly yall know it wont happen and if you're pushing this narrative you're just fearmongering.
this shit wasnt funny in 2020 and isnt funny now. we probably will be seeing Ukranian refugees in the coming days/weeks/months in several countries, probably including us, and they shouldnt have to see the mockery that some of yall are doing on twitter and tiktok.
to any of my Ukrainian followers (if i have any) or if any Ukranian comes across this, i hope you stay safe and you're in my thoughts. i cant even imagine half of what you guys are going through right now.
Glory to Ukraine!
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denkisdurag · 4 years
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todoroki, midoriya, bakugo x reader
summary : tiktok popularized memes that y'all quote !! (headcanon)
warnings: swearing, mention of sex
a/n: please request things in the comments or my askbox ! bc i mean ,, can u tell i'm running out of ideas 😔
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shoto todoroki !
you to him - "y'all hear sum?"
todoroki can be a lil frustrating sometimes
so when he gets on your nerves
the silent treatment is an ideal way to go for you
so when he would try to talk to you again
you would just look at no one in particular and point behind you with your thumb
and say "y'all hear sum?"
you were saying it out of irritation but when y'all made up, you still said it, only now it was ironic
todoroki isn't a very vocal person anyway so it was appropriate no matter what
but you mostly said it when he calls you out on something
like when he says or suggests that you did something stupid or wrong
you would just awkwardly scratch your head with one finger and be like
"y'all hear sum?"
it would at least get a grin out of him
not that he would know how to admit or express it but he loved your goofiness wholeheartedly
him to you - "if two plus two is four..."
todoroki is not a meme kind of person
but he would be ceo of telling you what decisions you should make
he isn't controlling, he just naturally knows what the better path would be and wants to make sure you get the best result bc he loves u aw
that being said,
when you defy him and turn up upset
he knows what cheers you up
funny tingz !!
so when you fuck up
he tries to make it laughable
for example
you were training and doing pretty well
but then you missed the target horribly
like
it wasn't even close
dumb bitch
you slouched and frowned and todoroki walked up to you, completely straight, no body language at all
"[name]."
"huh?"
"if two plus two is four." he starts, putting his hands together flat and briefly covering his mouth with his index fingers
"and five plus five is ten." he starts turning toward the target
"what the hell is this?" he gestures his hands out to your failed aim
my baby don't curse like that
you giggle and shove his upper arm
he made u smile ! mission accomplished !
he subtly grinned and went back to his own target
and it didn't matter how many times or how badly you missed
because he was there to support you either way
fuck i'm getting soft moving on
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izuku midoriya !
him to you - the debby ryan hair tuck
funnily enough, deku's meme isn't even verbal
but it's just as hilarious lmao
everytime you say something sweet
or like
fluster him
he just tilts his head down and makes awkward eye contact with you
tucking his green hair behind his ear
you've helped develop his humor
so he's still soft, just not as much
so he does it when you insult him too
of course, he knows you're just joking
so when you come for his neCk
he does it the exact same like
"you are so stupid, midoriya."
*debby ryan* "you really think so?"
he just does it out of habit at this point
you to him - "don't be shy!"
y'all know that deku is babie
and often second guesses himself
so this meme is like ,, a boost
but instead of saying "put some more", you say whatever applies
like
when you're training and he doesn't want to hurt you
"don't be shy! do your worst!!"
or when bakugo's been giving him a hard time
"don't be shy! kick his ass!!"
you know that he's capable
and he does too
but he just needs to hear it from you
you help him in that sense
and it's a bonus for him
bc he loves hearing you say it
it always gets a good laugh out of him
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katsuki bakugo !
him to you - "...wait a damn minute."
let's admit it
ur a dumb bitch
just accept it
when his favorite nickname for you is dumbass 💕🥰🥵💍🧸🥴
but no actually, sometimes it's obvious that you aren't thinking
and you end up saying some really stupid things
so whenever you're talking too fast or just say something that he can't process
bakugo will just stare at you for a minute
and then mindlessly wave his hand around and say
"wait a damn minute"
and yes, he tries to say it with a ghetto accent and everything
but let's face it my boy would not be able to muster such a voice
so yeah
u may a dumb bitch
but ur his dumb bitch
and he loves having to care for you
he likes your vulnerability around him
so it's a win win :)
you to him - "yuhhh get into it!"
literally anytime he does a n y t h i n g
everytime he uses his quirk
"yuhhh get intooo ittt!!!"
he's ranting about midoriya and how he just wants to hurt him
"yuhhh get intooo ittt!!!"
tbh you probably said it during sex LMFAOOO
it gets to the point where you say it to everyone you know out of habit
it's like
your number one personality trait
it's kinda annoying after a while ngl
you and kiri and kami would make him just fucking combust from irritation
but you know
gang gang
bakugo kinda rages in silence bc he doesn't wanna hurt u
softie
but after a while, he says it with you and to you as well
it's a mutual catchphrase
when people see you two together, they just imagine "YUHHH GET INTO IT"
kinda funny lol
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rynhaswritersblock · 4 years
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tiktok famous (hc) - part three | p.p.
summary: you and peter doing various tiktok trends. y'all know the deal
warnings: ultra chaotic writing (i have nine other drafts forgive me i am a tad bit stressed), cussing as always, and HOPEFULLY GOOD WRITING??? oh and yes as always peter being Babey
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- HI!!!!!! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE TIKTOK HCS!!!!!!!
- i got a few requests/ideas from y'all for more tiktoks so here we are
- tbh since so many new trends are constantly coming out i might just make this a whole ass SERIES but we'll see
- who knows if i can even handle that
- btw:: if i forgot one or there's one you really want me to write you can comment it and i'll try to add it to this!!! if it's too long since posted though i'll add it to my drafts <3
- OKAY TIME FOR CHAOTIC ENERGY
- as mentioned in past versions of this series
- tiktok dances are ADDICTIVE!!!
- and you literally broke a goddamn sweat learning supalonely but we're NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT
- and you and peter are hanging out one day
- and as all of these ideas happen
- you get ~inspired~ by the for you page
- you set up the camera, flipping it so that it's facing peter and not you
- the lil shit hasn't even noticed that you got up yet what a poop
- but as soon as the music starts playing he raises his head
- you're doing the supalonely dance like a fucking BOSS
- all while pretending to be looking at yourself in the camera
- you don't let yourself stare at the screen so you don't get distracted
- but
- of course
- peter is nodding his beat to the beat, clapping for you, and when you to the body roll thing on "drinking" he lets out a whoop that makes you wheeze
- when you finish you laugh, letting out a sigh and grabbing your phone
"not gonna lie, you ate that."
"i know."
- you sit back down next to him, heart rate in da Clouds, and start watching the video
- petey boi is just sitting there like a puppy, crooked smile on his face as he watches you
- in a few parts he's even doing the dance with you
- and he looks so in awe
- you can't stop watching it and smiling at the screen
- but then the fucker sits down next to you and is like "you should post that it was really good"
- so you show him it
- his face gets all red bc he's babey
"you were videoing me??"
- OKAY NEXT ONE
- so i think we all know the rosa videos
- for the b99 fans: rosa rosa rosaaaaaaaaaaaa
- she's a QUEEN
- and you constantly quote those things like
- every time there's a silent moment you're just like "you're fucking lying let me see" and the whole team (avengers squad) is like ayo stfu
- one day y'all are just hanging in the commons of headquarters
- we're getting the band back together!
- and you start videoing cause you're bored
- you point the camera at peter
"aye dude come here?"
- everybody groans and peter gives the camera a sassy look, tilting his head
"you're gay? i fuckin-"
"language," steve mutters
"-knew it dude!" you smile, zooming in on the camera
- peter gets a confused look on his face
"wait no i'm bi"
- tony effin SHOOTS UP
- sitting like there's a goddamn board in his back
- and he slowly turns his head in your direction
- eyebrow raised
- you bust out laughing and so does everyone else, including peter
- tony's looking around like "hey what the FUCK is HAPPENING"
"stark, you didn't know?"
"NO??"
- lol we stan bi peter parker
- aight BACK TO THE SHITS AND GIGGLES
- so you and peter are obsessed with that quirky tiktok bartender girl who makes all the drinks
- i forgot her name but she's like
we're gonna do 2 ounces so that's 1, 2, 3, 4! we're gonna give it a nice strain! andddd shake shake shake shake! fun, right?
- yk what i mean
- hi it's editing ryn it's her tiktok is like paradise bartender
- and so one day
- jk one NIGHT
- it's like 2 am
- and you and peter are like
- let's make lemonade. but like. Fake Alcohol Version Because We're Underage
- and so y'all run to the kitchen
- you almost crush and die from slipping on your socks
- the two of you and laughing and giggling as you run and around and get all your materials
"where is the fucking STRAINER"
"bitch idk help me find the lemon flavor packets"
- it takes FAR too long but y'all are finally ready
- you start recording and the two of you are already laughing
"hey guys so today-"
"TODAY" he pushes you to the side "we're gonna be making LEMONADE!"
- the two of you keep laughing as you shove each other trying to be the one in charge
- so basically
- peter gets water all over the counter
- some of the ice flies out when you shake it
- the strainer DOESN'T WORK AND ALL THE STUFF GETS EVERYWHERE
- and the small amount that lands in the cup tastes like whispering lemon
- like hella watered down there's like nothing there
- the lemon is SHY
- and then in the last 10 seconds of the video bucky walks in
- and he's like wtf... wait y'all are making lemonade??
- and the three of you end up making lemonade for real and drinking it while watching infomercials
- at two in the morning
- fun, right?
- those videos are so satisfying NEXT TIKTOK
- thank u ritxal for the idea !!
- so our boi PETE HERE
- is hella addicted to those cool pov videos
- and he gets a really good idea even though it would make him a SIMP
- he ends up deciding FUCK IT I'M MAKING ONE
- MY TIKTOK ACCOUNT IS PRIVATE ANYWAYS
- so he sets up his phone and jumps around to get ~~in the zone~~
- feeling stupid as hell
- he films one of those ones where it's the "from the other side" *noise!!!!!!!!* one's yk where the ppl are like "are you sure you want to __?" and it has the yes and no buttons
- you know
- i hope
- and he puts the text on it and shrugs, posting it
- meanwhile you're home and you get the notification that peter posted a tiktok
- obviously you click on it because
- uh
- because
- and you watch it and gasp because the caption says pov and ur like who tf is this man peter never posts povs
- you watch as peter is looking nervously at the camera and text pops up saying "are you sure you want to give up?"
- he presses yes and you're like oh god oh peter wait is this a sign shit FUCK
- a new text bubble pops up saying "do you want to see her?" and you fucking yeLP
- you're like holy FUCK WAIT WHO IS HER???? WIFE???? DAUGHTER?????? HUH!!!!!!!
- and then he presses yes
- and the screen goes black
- you see urself in the screen
- and you basically DIE
- a wheeze so hard that it hurts flies out of your mouth and you IMMEDIATELY PRESS DUET
- you start filming with your phone facing the ceiling and as the beat drops (or whatever when it's like ahhhh!) you pop onto the screen, smiling
- and you're like RANDOM CONFIDENCE BOOST WHATEVER POST
- and then BACK TO PETER'S PLACE
- HE GETS THE NOTIFICATION AND IS LIKE WHAT
- AND WHEN HE SEES YOU POP ONTO THE SCREEN HE'S LIKE HOLY FUCK
- AND SO HE FACETIMES YOU
- YOU ANSWER OBVI
"y/n what the hell"
"did you like it?"
"maybe"
- okay i wanna do another pov one so here we go
- i'm sure everyone here is acquainted with the "they call me tiago.. i don't know who's margo" ones
-  these are lowkey difficult to write out so i'm just gonna lay it out for you as best i can
- really trying here
- so peter posts the boy's voice part ("no no no... they call me tiago. i don't know who's margo? i just hit this lotto" etc etc etc)
- and when it's like idk who's margo he just holds a stare with the camera in like an InTiMiDaTiNg way
- even though he's babey and a literal puppy it actually like.. works
- and when you see it you're like yes so you post the other part (that people never do lol "her name is margo" etc all the female voicing)
- and you hold the stare too and EVEN LIKE RAISE YOUR EYEBROW SUGGESTIVELY AND GIVE HIM THE LOOK IYKYK
- so BASICALLY
- i'm really trying here i can visualize these tiktoks perfectly but GOD if i don't struggle a bit while writing them
PETER'S CAPTION: pov: we're rivals on separate missions but you keep screwing with my plans so i try to intimidate you
Y/N'S CAPTION: pov: we're rivals on separate missions but i found you cute so i decide to mess around with your mission
- OH BY THE WAY THE TWO OF YOU LIVE AT AVENGERS HEADQUARTERS AND HE POSTED "YESTERDAY" SO YOU DECIDE TO POST "TODAY" AND WALK OUT OF YOUR ROOM TO WHERE HE WAS IN THE COMMONS RIGHT AFTER YOU POSTED
- can y'all tell how messy my brain is holy shit
- pls forgive me i keep getting random ideas but IT ADDS TO THE CHAOS SO IT'S FINE RIGHT
- OKAY
- BACK AGAIN
- so you post and walk out and as you turn the corner to the commons you can hear the sound play and have to stop a moment to silently scream
- thankfully no one else was in there except for peter (whose back was to you) otherwise you woulda looked INSANE
- you walk up behind him and smile as he laughs slightly and watches it another time, pulling his phone closer to his face to read the caption
"holy shit," he mutters
- he closes his eyes and smiles and tilts his head back, resting it on the back of the couch (🥺)
"you like it?"
- lol
- this kid SHOOTS UP
- HELLO
"oh my god, y/n, what are you doing"
"coming to hang out with you??"
- he sighs as you come and plop down next to him
"what the hell is this"
- he shows you his phone
"a tiktok"
- he smiles and shakes his head (doing that thing where you like look down while doing it and it's so CUTE)
"yeah. i got that."
- NEXT TIKTOK
- alright guess the scenario
- just fucking guess
- i'll wait
- ...
- you'd best BELIEVE that y'all are chilling at headquarters in the commons rn
- where da HELL ELSE
- and
- like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER TIKTOK THAT I WRITE OUT IN THESE
- YOU AND PETE BE CHILLIN
- AND YOU SET UP YOUR PHONE
- god i'm starting to question if i'm capable of writing literally anything else damn
- peter's in the background of course
- and it's this godforsaken audio i'm sure most of you have heard
- you know the one where it's like fast music and then it goes "mm, yeah" and it's usually accompanied with a video of some really pretty girl fake moaning and like rolling her eyes while pushing up her hair??
- well
- all of that
- everything i just said
- is exactly what you do
- and the thing is
- as soon as peter hears the audio he recognizes it
- are we gonna talk about the fact that peter probably spent at least a whole night watching those videos because 1) girls are really pretty and 2) every time he heard it he could vividly imagine you doing it??????? no??? okay
- so he like
- sits up
- does the thing where he rests his forearms on his knees and leans forward, glaring at you through the camera
- and in the background
- if you're paying attention
- peter FLIPS HIS SHIT WHEN YOU DO THE "MM YEAH" PART
- he tHROWS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR LIKE WHAT THE HELL DUDE I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU SIGNS THAT EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT A COUPLE AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE OUT OF SPITE,, DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON VIDEO IS ABSOLUTELY OFF LIMITS!!!!!!!
"Y/N!"
- it's still recording and you turn around and laugh, throwing your head back as he jumps up and grabs you by the waist, pulling you in
- the two of you start play fighting just like elio and oliver from cmbyn (but a bit less steamy yk?? more innocent yet still w a bit of tension yeye)
- needless to say you keep that video in a very special place of your heart
- and so does peter like once the two of you stop wrestling you realize that the video had just been looping behind the sound of your laughter and fighting y'all watch it and it loops a few times while the two of you are silent and he finally goes "can you uh. can you send that. to me. ???????"
- next oneeeeeeeeeeeeee
- thank u lilmissquackson for the idea <3
- so in this one you and petey are dating
- and y'all decide to do the put a finger down challenge lol
- but instead of using an audio y'all decide to switch off coming up with ones on the spot
"put a finger down if your boyfriend tackles you every time you're standing near a couch or bed"
"put a finger down if your girlfriend still calls you dude"
"put a finger down if your boyfriend once webbed you to the wall because you wouldn't stand still when he was trying to kiss you"
"put a finger down if your girlfriend used her telepathic powers to keep you out of her room when she was mad at you"
"put a finger down if your boyfriend took TWO YEARS TO ASK YOU OUT"
"put a finger down if your girlfriend started laughing after you told her you liked her"
"put a finger down if you only started laughing because it TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH"
"put a finger down if your girlfriend showed no signs of liking you before you decided to ask her out"
"put a finger down if your boyfriend is the most oblivious boy in the world"
"put a finger down if you're in love with your girlfriend but haven't said 'i love you' yet because you're scared she won't say it back"
- your jaw drops and turn to him
- needless to say you were very glad to have caught your first "i love you"s on camera
- SIDE NOTE you did not post cause after you and peter watched the video back y'all were both like "we don't wanna be THOSE bitches"
- next one woop
- thank u MrsLillianAmbrose for the idea !!
- okay buds
- so here's the thing
- i hate to under-perform
- but i feel like the best way to get the full effect of this tiktok is to watch it and then just roll with me here
- SOOOOO (if u can)
1) open tiktok 2) search @_tharealjohnnyyy_ 3) go to his account (or it might just show up when you search) 4) and scroll to the "ways to cuddle" video 5) it was posted in february 2020 if that helps give u a time reference lol
- OKAY
- I HOPE Y'ALL GOT TO WATCH IT
- I TRIED JUST PUTTING IT IN HERE BUT WATTPAD WOULDN'T LET ME AND I COULDN'T FIND IT ON YOUTUBE (let me know if one of u does!!!)
- if u weren't able to watch it (i'm so sorry) i'm gonna do the best i can to at least make this entertaining
- WOOP
- so if you could see the tiktok that's really all this is
- you and peter doing literally the same thing
- y'all are giggling in between positions and peter struggles to set the camera up every time it falls
- he ends up just webbing it to the ceiling
- and in the end the two of you fall asleep in the reverse OG position with your fingers playing with his hair 🥰🥰
- i hope that was good enough im sorry AH
- next!!
- thank u Mendesmycam for the idea <33
- okay so y'all know that sound
SOMETHING ABOUT YA GORLL
REALLY MAKES MY HEADDDD WANNA TWIRLLLLLLLLLL
- or whatever the lyrics are
- those tiktoks are SO FUNNY
- AND YOU DECIDE TO COPY THEM
- so you grab a chair and sit peter down in the middle of the room and set the camera up
- luckily for you he has a bag of cheez-its in hand that you plan to utilize later
- babey has a confused look on his face as he watches you press play and he shoves some more cheez-its in his mouth
- the music starts playing and you just about bust out laughing as you walk all around him, running your hand across his chest
- his heart is racing he's like AYO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON
"y/n what the hell are you-"
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU GIRL
- you practically snap into a weird position
- ur freaking arms are out in front of you and you're on your toes and knees are bent and you're hunched over and it's like
- a very interesting pose
- peter BUSTS OUT LAUGHING
- his eyes are all crinkly as he bends over in the chair
- you just about break but you manage to keep a straight face as you start dancing around weirdly
- needless to say you look like a goddamn CONTORTIONIST
- peter can't stop wheezing
- you make one of your hands in the shape of like the italian man hand this iykyk and fucking SWAN DIVE YOUR FINGERS INTO HIS CHEEZ-IT BAG
- meanwhile peter's STILL DYING
- and you take the cheezits and lean back, sprinkling them all over you (like the popcorn one if you saw that tiktok lmao)
- and the video finally ends and you get to laugh
"y/n what the hell was that"
"i don't know i thought you might enjoy a little entertainment"
- and of course
- that's exactly when no other than SAM WILSON fucking strolls in
- hey how y'all doin'- AHHH (get yo fucking dog bitch! ~it don't bite~ YES IT DO GET YO-)
- sorry got distracted
- and he hears you and his head SPINS ON OVER TO Y'ALL'S DIRECTION
"a little what now?"
- AIGHT GUYS
- LAST ONE
- Y'ALL ARE AT HEADQUARTERS CAUSE WHERE DA HECK ELSE
- this time you're in peter's room though
- and i'd like to imagine this one with the cool led lights because 1) tiktok and 2) i feel like peter would have those in his room
- y'all are just chilling watching hot rod (GREAT MOVIE BTW)
- and
- peter sets up the camera
- not to mention his heart is RACING RN CAUSE HE'S A NERVOUS BEAN
- and he hits record and leans back, letting out a sigh
- you don't even notice his phone literally right there cause you're just enjoying the movie
- a few seconds into the video and petey is like Visibly Freaking Out
- but a funny part plays and you laugh, looking over at him to see if he found it funny too
- he notices you're turning your head so he's like YES I LOOK AT TV HOT ROD MOVIE I AM LOOKING THAT WAY AND WASN'T STARING AT YOU OR THE CAMERA YES THIS IS A FUNNY PART I AM LAUGHING
- and then you look away
- and then he looks at you
- and ever so lightly grabs you by the chin
- and pulls you to him and plants his lips on yours
- finally, dumbass
+ + +
huzzah
i hope u guys enjoyed !!!!!!! ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ
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i don’t feel like making a joke to break the ice so here’s one of my favorite tiktoks: https://vm.tiktok.com/s1rSS5/ . anyways, hiii, fed admin sabrina here :) time to check off the introductory personality checklist: i’m 20, a leo, a slytherin, a woc, a pre-law major on the east coast, uhhhh harry styles and marvel trash, i play over 10 instruments, i prefer the thigh over the chicken breast, and i’m really happy u all r here and joined my little creation :’) smack that read more to learn abt my children daisy moretti and jude valentine so we can plot !!
                                                             DAISY MORETTI.                                                  pinterest: https://pin.it/7unKPi8                                                                     the basics: full name: daisy mia moretti | hometown: the bronx, new york | zodiac: aries | orientation: bisexual | employment status: intern on the news broadcasts floor | positive traits: social, determined, hardworking, attentive, confident, smart | negative traits: rude, irresponsible, cunning, cutthroat, insensitive, selfish
the backstory:
here’s the best way i can describe daisy: take the love for fashion and luxury of carrie bradshaw and cher horowitz, mix it with the power and intensity of olivia pope, and add in all the meanness of every single rude, b*tchy person you can think of. that’s her.
daisy was born to a huge italian family who all had odd jobs; her dad specialized in fixing the batteries on smoke detectors. her mom ran the laundromat down the street. a lot of her uncles owned car detailing businesses and she had a couple of older cousins who were janitors or low-level staff members at the local middle schools. while her family was fine with this, because hey, it paid the bills, daisy, who had always had expensive tastes from the start, turned her nose at it all.
she, unsurprisingly, became the first in her family to make it past high school. daisy did absolutely every major, resume-boosting thing while she was in school, because she learned very quickly that she liked power and being better than others. there was something she loved about coming home from school and getting to brag about her debate team win while her cousins could only nod. 
she was great at school, and she made sure everyone knew. she did mock trial, debate, sga -- she even joined the environmental club just for the clout. and then one of the people in her model un group said she should run for president one day.
it made sense. daisy likes power, she likes bossing people around and always being right, and she doesn’t take shit from anyone. she’d be a fantastic fucking president. so, naturally, after finishing college and pushing through an internship she didn’t really like just so she could have another bullet point on her resume, daisy applied for an internship at masters international. she knew she’d get the gig, obviously.
daisy loves fashion and luxury. she spends majority of her money on vintage chanel tweed matching sets to wear into the office, she has red bottoms that give her four extra inches of height, and her foundation costs over a hundred dollars. you’d think she’d want to be on the floors that deal with vogue and help organize new york fashion week, but that’s not going to get her a presidency, duh. daisy interns on the floors that handle the news broadcasts so she gets firsthand knowledge on all the shit, political or otherwise, that goes down in the country.
i would love to type more but i don’t want to hint at anything that points to her secret, so i’m going to explain a little more about daisy’s personality
she’s so, so controlling and bossy. she wants to be the absolute best at everything, and the shining star of it all. daisy’s definitely an attention hog, and she’ll bust her ass on her work to make sure she’s better than everyone else on the floor with her. 
daisy’s very picky about who she hangs out with. as a future presidential candidate, optics are very important, obviously. she only surrounds herself with people she deems to be good for her image, and she’ll gladly let you know that she thinks you’re too shitty to be around. she cares a lot about how she appears to other people, you know.
daisy is selfish and rude, and truly doesn’t care if she hurts someone’s feelings. she speaks her mind and has absolutely no filter -- which gets her into a lot of trouble, i’m sure you can imagine. 
wanted connections:
enemies: if you need a bad guy or work rival in your character’s life, i wholly volunteer miss daisy moretti as that bad guy. it’s not hard for her to make enemies when you consider her personality.
ex: please please give me an angsty ex plot filled with depth and all the details. there’s gotta’ be a reason why daisy wants to be not only the first female president, but also the first president without a spouse, after all.
hookups: listen. she has needs.
                                                            JUDE VALENTINE.                                                   pinterest: https://pin.it/1dfK9dE                                                                 the basics: full name: jude lee valentine | hometown: tuscaloosa, alabama | zodiac: gemini | orientation: heterosexual | employment status: corporate attorney for masters international | positive traits: friendly, warm, sociable, extroverted, smart, witty, energetic | negative traits: compulsive, secretive, disloyal, impulsive, ignorant, desensitized
the backstory:
picture it with me: a ranch. nice pale green shutters and a huge yard. there’s cows in this picture, too, and horses. there might even be goats. there’s a tractor by the two ford trucks, a dog sleeping on the porch, and not another house for another twenty minute drive. this is what jude valentine is used to. he’s a country boy from alabama, equipped with the southern accent and everything. yes, he has a pair of cowboy boots. yes, he brought them to new york with him. yes, he pronounces creek as ‘crick’.
jude is a very sweet boy. he was quarterback in high school, got good grades, and every sunday he went to church with his family because Bible Belt things. homeboy is named after a book in the Bible. he’s all about southern manners and hospitality, about treating people kindly and always putting others first, and he always keeps his morals in check. or, he used to.
when you’re home it’s hard to stray away from what you’re used to. the same held true for jude in college, because even though he went to u of alabama (can you hear him yelling roll tide), he was still in his home state so he felt those morals still stuck with him. but then he applied for law school and got a full ride to nyu law, and whew, the Temptation
‘cuz you see, jude was always a sweetie pie. he still is! in high school he was super popular because he was tall and cute and athletic but funny and brought extra biscuits from home to hand out in homeroom. i’m not gonna lie, he’s charming af. he’s smooth and he has good jokes. the girls loved him but the little sh*t had a purity ring.
but then he got to nyc for law school and let me tell you. alabama is not close at all to manhattan, now is it. jude was fine the first couple of weeks, just worked on his case briefs in his shoe box of a starter apartment... but the women. homeboy started sleeping around a LOT after a while. y’know wet dreamz by j cole where he’s like haven’t been inside p*ssy since i came out one? yeah, that was jude until ny, and he’s very much still like that
is jude still the sweetest, nicest guy ever? yes. is jude still the type of guy to knock on your office door and ask if you want to walk to get coffee with him even though you guys have probably never met? yes. is jude the first guy on the dance floor when there’s a midnight party on the rooftop? yes. is jude the type of guy who’ll fuck with you and say no, he only listens to music made by a spoon and a blade of grass if you think he only listens to country music? yes. but he also has slept with at least twenty different interns and employees at the office, so.
he also dabbles in the occasional little pill when he’s got eight depositions to write up before tomorrow but he was too busy screwing some chick the night before. he first did this in law school. but we don’t worry about that.
stop it, i know what you’re thinking: sabrina, come on. so he sleeps around, okay. what’s the big deal about that?
here’s the big deal: he’s engaged.
lil (i say lil but he’s 6’3” while i’m only 5’0”, so lemme stfu) cupcake jude is a cheater. he’s got a whole fiancée and yet he still sleeps with other women, and each time he’s like no, okay, that was the last time for real, but then there’s a new intern at the office and the higher ups always throw the new people at him because he knows how to make people feel comfortable, and his country accent is cute and refreshing among all the new york bs, and the whole attorney thing certainly isn’t a negative, and, well. he gets tempted. and afterwards he always tells the girl okay, please, can this stay between us.
u wouldn’t know he’s engaged either bc it’s not like he’s wearing the engagement ring, now is he
i’m staying hush on daisy’s secret but jude’s is that he’s cheating on his significant other with people in the office. is he still a nice guy? heck yeah, but also, you have to be a certain kind of messed up to keep cheating on your s/o and just not tell them. that’s a lotttt of lying you’re just comfortable with. oh, what’s that? you’re threatening to tell his fiancée that you two slept together because you think she deserves to know? well. he’d hate having to do it, but... jude’s not above knocking someone down if it means his secret stays hidden.
wanted connections:
hookups: literally i will take as many hookup plots i can get. doesn’t matter if they’re an intern or an employee; jude will sleep w them and then make them promise not to tell anyone in the office afterwards because “wE’rE nOt sUpPoSeD tO sLeEp wItH cOwOrKeRs” but we all know why he wants to keep it under wraps. this also doesn’t have to be an only connection; he can be friends w someone but also hook up w them on the low too
fiancée: this one is huge for me so pls pls message me if ur seriously interested in this plot and we’ll talk !!
friends: this one is so easy bc jude will literally make conversation with a chair. he’s super sociable and fun and approachable and he loves making friends !! give me some ppl he can pester during lunch break and throw balled up pieces of paper at
best friend: he’s gotta have that one person that he just clicks really, really well with. jude talks to everyone and he’s super friendly but this person is his confidant. he goes to them w almost all of his problems and rants to them and asks for advice and likes to just be around this person. trusts them w his entire life. hmuuuuu :)
ex: listen. we all need a good ex plot and this person is probably the only one in the office jude isn’t bringing a complimentary donut to
sister: jude has a younger sister and honestly she was gonna be a npc but the idea of him looking out for her at the office and getting all (ง•̀_•́)ง when ppl r mean to her is smth i reeeeally like. or maybe they actually don’t get along that well and bicker a lot but there’s still that underlying hey i’ve got your back. you piece of shit. type feel going on !!
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dhdjdkdk but it's so cool tho, to witness the shift and change in trends of kpop through the years even if you weren't involved too much then.
honestly never thought tumblr would be a better medium to help me keep up with updates & stuff, at first it was just that jdkdkdjs i was just checking in occasionally too! never thought i'd be having more fun interacting here even if it's on anon djdjdjh and noooo why would i do that djdjjssk i love seeing your gifs be it svt or g7 <3 (speaking of which the fallin flower joshua set is SO PRETTY I LOVE IT 💖💗🥺) that has to be someone else because for now i only follow kpop blogs nothing else jdjdkdjd but i also like the vibe your main one has <3
naur <//3 my bias type really shows huh? i always end up choosing the ones who like to keep everything low and not post anything, not even a 'hi' jdjdkskdj (except for cheol <3 still not over those bf pics. svt insta era my beloved <3 as a 2019 carat it hits more differently 😭 and now we only have dino remaining <3 ) & i agree w/ you jinyoung is such a pain in ass and him being smug abt it is more annoying </3 it's even more funny when you know i can't stand virgos at all <//3 (but he makes up for it with his songs, i love songs which hurt me <3. thank you still remains 1st followed by 끝 & the day, then encore jdjdkd). for some reason i forget sometimes that mark is also a virgo, he's just too lovely in my eyes 😣 djjdjdks what abt your biases? ❤️.
spinning top album and 1° my forever beloveds <3 also tasteee lullaby era was amazing. and honestly 'you are' has won hearts so that's double win for me. every birdie i've talked to adores 'you are' the same amt so that's just <33 🥺 same for aju nice too djdhjdj always puts me in good mood tbh. ahhh the group which got me into kpop was bts :3 (might be predictable since 2017 was the year a lot of ppl got into them djdjk).
and he did <3 good for him and them. the love for jaebs has been a lot in my heart these past few months (not like it wasn't there before dhdjks just </3)
dhdjjdkd they're so 😭😭 g7 love playing with my heart sm. i am not believing any words youngjae is saying sorry boo djdjdk i have trust issues. but i'm excited abt yj and mk's projects. them talking about their projects is making me anticipate it even more djdjkdkd 😭
i'm always down for new music ( ignoring the comment i made about not being able to listen to music out of my known genres jdjddkkjsek), honestly pls do suggest the playlist i'll listen to them soon! <3
thank you for the novel, *rates 5/5 on goodreads.* djdjdkdk ( pls ignore i sometimes tend to make nonsensical jokes which only i get djjddjsk) - sending you good day wishes ~ 🪂 ( woozi's drone camera song has been stuck in my mind hdjdjsskks everytime i use skydiving emoji it starts playing 😭) - 🪂🪂🪂
indeed <3
I KNOW KJKFJFDKJFD IT'S SO SLOW HERE!!! but the community is so much better, there isn't any pressure to do anything and people just do things just because they enjoy it (not saying twt users don't but it kind of gets... performative there) and i'm so glad ur having fun here 🥺 caratblr has been such a good place to me too, it's honestly the best online community i've been in. JDSSDJKJDSKSJD AWW U FLATTER ME TOO MUCH </3 and yes indeed oh my god i love fallin flower so much. they really fuckin popped off with that one!! i find myself going back to it again and again!!
YES IT DOES FJKJFDKFDJKFDJ we love boys without social media presence <3 idk what went on in 2019 svtstagram but when i see photos/vids from then </3 y'all are BLESSED!!! AND U SAY THIS ON VIRGO SZN 😭😭😭😭 that is so funny though i also want to slander virgos sometimes <3 ALSO WAIT OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT!!!! the songs he penned are very... jinyoung for lack of better word. they're Different. i love each of the seven's styles so much i feel like songs they made themselves turn out better ngl. ALSO YES ABSOLUTELY DFJJDFDKJF mark's also one of the members i am quite fond of (though i love all of them). his temper is Very Virgo though i love that so much about him JKSDKSDJ i personally don't have a type?? or at least i don't think i do JFJDKKFD i just.. like people when i like them ig 😭 look at my bias line... chan jeonghan jihoon.. and jus2 for got7... ALSO WAIT OH MY GOD......... SPEAKING OF JUS2............................................ what are ur thoughts on jus2 <3
1 DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!1 every time i hear and think abt 1 degree i think of youngjae for some reason.. and ur so right abt that <3 iirc you are's the first title track from jaebeom so it was also a v significant era for them </3 AND YES AJU NICE!! free serotonin boost tbh. and the mv is still one of my favorites concept-wise!! the exploding hearts was really something else to me JDKJKJDJSDJ AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH honestly idk what happened in the kpop universe during then so idk 😭 but from what i've heard of from my friends who got into kpop during the last few years this is also their experience!! do you still follow bts?
i know!! </3 jaebeom looks very happy lately, i think his creative freedom now eased a lot of pressure from him. AND WE FINALLY GET TO HAVE OFFICIAL SONGS W JAEBEOM PRINT!!!!!!!!! his songs sounds like HIS now. have you been listening to yugyeom and jaebeom's albums? </3 they're SOOO good and they feel very organic if that makes sense
they really do love playing tricks on us 😭 and tbh you're right on that we cant believe shit these boys say.. ESPECIALLY WHEN BAMBAM'S THERE 😭 i guess they were also talking abt youngjae's album that time bc jaebeom apologized to him JDJSDDSKJ ALSO YES KJDJKDJSS IM SO EXCITED FOR MARK'S ESPECIALLY!!! we haven't seen much from him compared to other members. i loved one in a million sm </3 AND HE'S DOING AN OST NOW!!! AND PHOTOSHOOTS!! incredible </3
i'm making u playlist rn <3 maybe it'll be ready the next time we talk 👀
AND NOOOO KFJDFDKJFDKJ THE GOODREADS JOKE MADE ME LAUGH IRL WDYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 u know at this point.. jihoon should release that on soundcloud as a cover LMAOOOO i keep hearing it on tiktok too DSDSJJDS HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT DAY AS WELL <3 THANK U FOR ALWAYS HANGING OUT W ME <3
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OBAMA Donald Trump Joe Biden Jerry Brown Gavin Newsom Kevin Johnson Darrell Steinberg Stephen Harper Justin Trudeau Lee Hsien Loong Hu Jintao and Xi Jinping: Due to Jesus Christ’s judgment, you will either got to hell or become an animal in 3rd world countries for your next lives because there is no SPCA there!
I have been using “God’s judgment and measurement” to denounce international junk leaders for more than a year.
Well, Jesus’ judgment is good because he is righteous. However, now I want to talk about Joe Biden’s bad judgment because he pull out army from Afghan caused chaos to not only U.S army and citizens but also its allies’ army and citizens; the next is refugee crisis. Therefore, which government should take most of refugees? And the horrible thing is Afghan will become a possible safe haven for terrorists that cause fear globally. One 911 is not enough for America. Does Joe Biden want another one? That is why many victims of 911 do not welcome Joe Biden to join ceremony this year.
Well, regardless Democrats or Republicans, U.S government labels Taliban as TERRORIST group officially. Moreover, Facebook and TikTok regard it too unofficially if anyone promotes agenda of Taliban; the content will be removed immediately.
Therefore, who is responsible for his bad judgment? U.S government spent about trillion dollar on Afghan, and more than 20 years’ efforts, plus resources and efforts of its allies. All are ruined rapidly.
Well, he has laughable defenses “Unavoidable” or “Inevitable”.
-Accomplishment: Now let us see his only accomplishment during his president-1.2 trillion Infrastructure Bill. Is it accomplishment? It is using taxpayer’s money to do it.
-Leadership: Good leader should bring differences and persuade them to achieve his goal. Does he have good leadership? Well, he has faced harsh criticism from his allies for Afghan issue, needless to say Republicans. Another example is he cannot fix Gavin Newsom even California is a super Blue State, needless to say Red States.
-Covid-19: He thinks he handles well of it. Really? Now U.S still has the highest cases of Covid-19 and deaths even vaccination rate is higher in America. Is vaccine the answer? Well, Delta variant is originated from India. Why cases of and deaths of Covid-19 is much lowered than in America? Moreover, did he know why Ebola has appeared again after long time disappearance?
Well, he is a so-called “Christian” but he does not believe “Jesus is alive” and “Jesus controls everything!” He thinks, “He is the most powerful man on earth.” True for now. However, Heaven is above all.
Now I quote from Matthew 28:18: And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in Heaven and on earth has been given to me.”
-Plagues: People of International Community, especially Americans can check the facts and do the simply math. How many plagues have happened to America since his presidency?
-Selfish: He Gavin Newsom and Darrell Steinberg often ask their broken puppets to attack me “selfish” unofficially. However, he wants FDA to have 3rd boost shot of vaccine after eight months. However, the majority of the world do not have first shot yet.
Well, it is only safe when all is safe.
The irony is he, Gavin Newsom and Darrell Steinberg force me to share my blood and tears with one impure heart-Forced sex, even unwanted/unsafe sex. Because U.S is the most powerful government on earth, plus California State government and City of Sacramento and I am powerless, helpless and voiceless, even my ordeals are nothing to with sex otherwise I must face endless homeless and endless torture until I die or I am totally paralyzed.
Now I quote from Matthew 26:52: Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its place. For all who take the sword will perish by the sword.”
Well, I do want to share my blood and tears with people of International Community at the beginning and hope that “I am the first and the last to go through such ridiculous hardship caused by American governments (U.S, California State and City of Sacramento) Canadian governments (Canada, BC government and City of Vancouver) Singapore government and China government.”
Therefore, who is selfish? Joe Biden Gavin Newsom and Darrell Steinberg or I?
-Retaliation: Free speech is protected by not only U.S Constitution but also California Constitution. However, Joe Biden Gavin Newsom and Darrell Steinberg have abused their evil networks to retaliate me in dark countless times if I criticize them. Why? Because I have “no proof”. I do not want to define “Good leader”. However, any good leader should listen to question, comment, especially criticism. Retaliation is not a good leader but a junk leader.
-Hypocrisy: I have criticized America 7 junk leaders for their abuse, corruption, conspiracy, ineffectiveness, incompetence, coward, especially hypocrisy. Why? Because Jesus hates hypocrisy the most. If Joe Biden Gavin Newsom and Darrell Steinberg disbelieve, I ask them to read/re-read Gospel to know how many times Jesus says, “Woe to hypocrites!”
I am tired of America because I am sick of America 7 junk leaders-OBAMA Donald Trump Joe Biden Jerry Brown Gavin Newsom Kevin Johnson and Darrell Sternberg. All think I do not have fundamental rights of “Legal proceeding, personal autonomy and safety/security” but only forced sex.
Inside note: American governments do not label me as a terrorist from surface but have done it for more than 8 years in dark. How? 1) Using the most enhanced torture techniques from Guantanamo Bay to torture me. Well, I am worse than Guantanamo Bay detainees; 2) hiring local goons to punch me and rob me because they suspect maybe something on my hard drive of computer and contacts of cellphone; 3) never negotiating for their bloody wrongs done to me because American governments never negotiate with a terrorist; 4) forcing me to live in lion’s den and using those as a first respondents; 5) sanctioning me financially because I have zero dollar on my wallet for more than 42 month; 6) Censoring my phone calls, texts, emails and others.
Inside note square: My immune system has been compromised by Johnson& Johnson vaccine shot on 3/22/2021 with 99% possibility. Why? Because I got Covid-19 symptoms about one month after that. I would say not only fake vaccine but also harm my immune system. Next why? Because I do not have authority to investigate. However, American governments are liable for it too.
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