"So let me get this straight. You're saying that if I don't return your probably infected with lots of STDs pocket pussy. You're going to take out all your sexual frustrations on me?" Y/N asked.
Hank Hall nodded and towered over him. "That's right, buttmunch."
Y/N frowns. "Buttmunch? Seriously? What are we in some sort of bad college parody show?"
"Just return it to my room by the end of the day, kid. Otherwise, I'm coming for you and that tight ass of yours." Hank warned as he left the room.
Y/N grins watching him leave as he has no intention of giving Hank what he wants. Instead, he's going to get the meathead to fuck him."
Alan Michael Ritchson was born November 28, 1982 in Grand Forks, North Dakota. The 41-year-old actor is best known for portraying former U.S. Army military police major Jack Reacher in the Amazon Prime action crime series Reacher. Alan has had roles in the films Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Wedding Ringer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, and Fast X. His TV credits include Smallville, Blue Mountain State, CSI: Miami, 90210, Hawaii Five-0, New Girl, Workaholics, Black Mirror, Titans, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Supergirl and Legends of Tomorrow. Alan is 6 feet and 3 inches tall.
chosen name difficulties (thad being a mean childhood nickname, gob's pronunciation problems (and the whole "geo-bead" insult thing) (i guess we dont actually know that gob chose his nickname but. i mean) (im starting with the biggest stretch but im right and its important to me))
history of sex work
the "family" joke
sees self as leader
shredded
crime
gay
the sufferer
i havent finished the show or watched the movie yet, i dont know if thad gets a magic plotline. but he should. he should
y’all are truly missing out. blue mountain state is so unhinged. a plot is mary jo being a womanizer & trying to get with the deans ex wife who’s now married to the football coach. b plot is thad trying to force alex to get a vasectomy. c plot is sammy telling everyone he bejazzled his sisters vagina to get women. what other show is doing it like this