Brennan furiously proclaiming he will NOT participate in this race to the middle, he WILL try his best. And then Sam rolls out a second edition box set of Lord of the Rings as a prize?? And Brennan is the closest guess?? But the name of the game is to be the 2nd best guess and so Oscar,--who has never read it never watched it can't wait to start it today's the day what a great reason--wins the books???
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i’m so glad 911 is finally admitting buck is a cringe fail loser and i’m even more glad tommy is into that kinda thing
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can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.
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imagine you need to get away from the house and your responsibilities for a hot second and there's this bus driver/tour guide you meet and he invites you on a one-time big sightseeing trip (what the bus driver is telling himself. don't worry about that). and at first you think it's like a date and he's into you but this dries up maybe half a day in when the sightseeing goes wrong and he starts angsting about his dead girlfriend. anyway the trip gets extended and he's still the worst most disappointing tour guide in the world so you do the emotional equivalent of poking at him with a stick and asking what the hell is wrong with him. bus driver relents and reveals that his whole family is dead and he's been trying to avoid thinking about it by being a bus driver. you listen to him as he talks about how nice his town was before it exploded and you suddenly realize that the bus driver is furiously grieving/homesick/depressed and you're like the only thing stopping him from driving off a cliff and into the sea. especially bc the next day you run into the mafia and the bus driver starts screaming at them to kill him. then he hugs an electric fence. and then he tells you to take the bus keys and leave him and screams at the mafia to kill him again. and like this is so obviously horrific but what can you do besides stay with him on more sightseeing trips and hope you're doing enough to keep him alive. bc one of the responsibilities you ducked from was your job of saving people and this stupid fucking bus driver is a person in need of saving so bad. even if he starts shutting down when he manages to catch that you're directly onto how unstable he is. anyway, on an unrelated note, ten and martha from hit tv show doctor who,
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i do love that the series explained from the first episode that the gang will have to dig falin out of the dragon to resurrect her and we knew it was gonna be kinda fucked and yet we still weren’t expecting THAT
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poor clark kent. whether you ship him with lois or bruce, he's stuck committing the cardinal sin of dating a coworker
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“It’s just scrap,” Hua Cheng says about his ashes, his only weakness, the one thing that could destroy him, a creature who grew up unloved and cast aside.
Given freely to the person who is his reason for existing, a person who sees the value in every little thing, a god of scraps.
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“Feel like i’ve heard this before. I think…from an orthodontist’s office maybe?”
ah yes. percy is twelve.
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Character concept: kindly old mentor figure who is scouring the land in search of The Chosen One to pull the sword from the stone. They find the kid destined to be king, whisk them away on a magical adventure full of lessons like "be a good sport" and "always see the best in people," and guide them to the stone.
The child pulls the sword out and immediately gets knifed in the ribs by their mentor, who takes the sword, hides the body, and gets declared the rightful king.
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