Being called “darling boy” the other day actually made me lose my mind. The gender euphoria of it all. I am your darling boy ACTUALLY. Please let me be your darling boy forever.

[Image Description: Blaine, the Gym Leader of Cinnabar Island, with his Magmar. Blaine is depicted in his appearance from Heart Gold and Soul Silver. He is holding the brim of his hat with his other hand on his cane, a wide grin on his face as he looks toward the viewer. His Magmar is standing behind him, looking at the viewer. The background is a cave that has been renovated into the new Cinnabar Gym, with rings of red and orange flooring around the natural stalagmites and a grey center. End ID.]

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“Hey, you! My Gym on Cinnabar Island was burned down by the eruption! But I will not give up! Take a look at this cave. We have turned it into a Gym, and I am still acting as a Gym Leader! I will give you the Gym Badge if you manage to defeat me! Are you ready? Here we go!”

More Johto postgame with Blaine! God, I feel bad for the guy, his whole home basically got wiped. I'm not even thinking in the line of "well what did you expect living near a volcano" because plenty of volcanoes have settlements near them irl and they know the risks. I'm sure they had plans to get everyone evacuated, right? ...right?

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Barking Up The Wrong Bakery (15/16)

AO3

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CIRCUMSTANCE

Santana takes one look at Kurt and Blaine stepping back to the event and she says: “Okay, you just had sex.”

“Santana!” Kurt yells and Blaine fixes his bowtie. They did not, but it’s true that it got a bit steamy. They decided to break it off and go back to the event before anyone caught them.

“Who had sex?” Brittany appears out of nowhere.

“No one had sex!” Kurt exclaims.

“Usually, I am against public sexual acts,” Rachel chimes in and Santana rolls her eyes, “But in this circumstance I can admire it. You worked hard, Kurt. You deserved some sex.”

“Sex?” Sam is eating an appetiser. He raises an eyebrow and Kurt and Blaine. “Oh. Blaine, did you know you can use the code-”

“Sam,” Mercedes stops him before he can finish the sentence. Poodle and Sam’s dog also bark. The next thing Kurt knows, all of his friends are surrounding them.

“I didn’t know I was going to have an audience,” he snorts, “Lady Gaga is literally right there, and yet my love life is more interesting.”

“We’re just very happy for you!” Rachel chimes in.

Blaine is not used to all this attention, so he tries to hide behind Kurt, but if Kurt has to go through this, then so should he. Kurt steps aside.

“Well in that case, meet my boyfriend, Blaine.”

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don’t stop retrievin’ 🐕🦴🐶

Quinn Fabray: Howl you all doing?

Noah Puckerman: I’m having a ruff day!

Mercedes Jones: oh dear, just remember that anything is paw-sible.

Kurt Hummel: I hate you all

Tina Cohen-Chang: don’t look at us! Blame Sam and your corgeous boyfriend!

Sam Evans: Kurt, if you give me 50% off on my next purchase for McConaughey II I will stop.

Kurt Hummel: Sam, I expected something more original by now

Kurt Hummel: adding Blaine to this groupschat this early was a mistake

Blaine Anderson: no it’s not

Blaine Anderson: I really get to know you through your friends!

Santana Lopez: yeah, although it was a lot of fun to talk to Blaine yesterday in person

Santana Lopez: so many embarrassing Kurt stories

Blaine Anderson: I am having a ball with your friends, Kurt!

Kurt Hummel: 😑😑😑

Kurt Hummel: why are you texting me you’re literally lying next to me

Santana Lopez: wanky

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Blaine rolls over, phone still in hand.

“You’re the devil’s incarnate,” Kurt says with a fond smile.

“You left me and Sam alone for ten minutes, Kurt. This is the result.”

Blaine stretches. He has to go to the bakery. Everyone had the morning off, since they all worked tediously hard to finish this cake on time.

“Tim and Kamelah are working today,” Blaine says.

“Well, good thing you are pro-workplace romance,” Kurt reminds Blaine and he gives Blaine a small kiss.

“You don’t work at the bakery, Kurt,” Blaine says with a laugh, “In fact, our work relationship is over. I don’t have to mind possible ethical implications anymore.”

“Who’s to say?” Kurt says, “I think I’d love to work with Dalton Doggy dog bakery more often. Besides, if my other standard dog bakery is dropping cakes left and right, I might be in the dire need of a replacement.”

“Okay, yes, then it’s really great that I don’t mind workplace romance. We will not drop cakes, especially now that I am definitely getting rid of Cooper. Want to help me throw him out?”

Kurt throws the sheets of him.

“God, yes! Please.”

Together they get ready to go to the bakery.

🐶 and 📚 for everyone?

🐶 What would your OC do if they were chased by a dog?

Kade/Kara: Run… what else would they do? They don’t plan on finding out if it’s a friendly dog or not.

Michael/Margot: M is fairly good at reading the body language of some animals— namely dogs— so if they knew it wasn’t going to be aggressive they’d happily be slobbered with kisses. If it was aggressive? They’d run (unless there were children playing nearby then they’d make sure the kids were safe).

Blaine/Blaire: Would accept their fate the moment the dog targeted them. If they’re going to get kisses? That’s fine. If they’re going to get bit? Their day was nice while it lasted. As they know they wouldn’t be able to outrun that dog.

Wren/Wynn: Would find the owners to scold them. You don’t let a dog with the predilection for chasing people, whether friendly or aggressive, loose. Especially if there are children playing nearby.

Nicholas/Natalie: Beau would more than likely be beside them and he’d quickly defend N. No one is going to hurt his owner when he can do something about it. He’d snarl or just body block the other dog if he has to.

📚 Would your OC cheat in an exam?

Kade/Kara: Depends on if they need to pass or not.

Michael/Margot: No. They’d get a bad taste in their mouth with passing that way.

Blaine/Blaire: Only if they had five minutes left on the test and started to panic.

Wren/Wynn: No. If they weren’t prepared then they should suffer the consequences accordingly.

Nicholas/Natalie: They usually don’t but sometimes they would. At the very least to see what someone else is putting down.

MUTUALS - Blaine Anderson appreciation day!! Here are some of the comments you mutuals of mine have been writing on posts today. Can you spot yours??

Talented, brilliant, amazing, show stopping, I love him and all his rainbow glory

We’ve been so blessed.

Gorgeous guy

He is the sun in human form and I’m glad he existed on this show . We were so lucky to have him

I’m glad glee gave me him

Doe eyed lil drama queen, precious sunshine baby

My previous ball of sunshine

One of the best decisions this show ever made

God I adore him. Precious sunshine baby

Blainers how I love him so

He’s such a weirdo but he’s my favorite weirdo

My beloved

Klaine screeeccchh

My loves

I’m just going to cry all day ok?

I’m trapped in a glee cage and don’t want to get out

❤️❤️❤️

Happy Blaine Anderson day

I love you so fucking much it hurts, little boo

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I sure love these sweet people and all that they do for our community and the people and animals in it. You couldn’t find kinder, more gracious, more generous souls than Detroit Dog Rescue’s Kristina Millman-Rinaldi and 96.3 WDVD’s Kendall Taylor (utter sunshine!), Blaine D. Fowler, Lauren Crocker, Matthew Laurinec (and Trisha), Andrew Burnett (Batman) Michael Isabella, Adam Ficorelli. They are doing such an amazing thing today, so let’s please help them raise as much money and awareness as possible. 2nd annual 96.3 WDVD Radiothon to benefit the Detroit Dog Rescue! You can help support Detroit’s first and only no-kill shelter. Text RESCUE to 243725! Call (888) 727-9383 or visit www.DDRRadiothon.com to donate! As Kendall (thanks for the pics!) wrote: “The doggies will thank you!! 🐶💗😁” @detroitdogrescue @96.3wdvd @thelaurencrocker @blained.fowler @kendelly @mattymcflye @kristinadetroit (at Orchard Mall) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NdoeWlCfl/?igshid=8c6e30lmv4hv

i have 2 important glee questions .how do u feel abt blaines diva outfit (the fluffy red one) and who would everyone be as dogs 🐶 this is all for science

1. BLAINE’S OUTFIT?? A /LOOK/

2. i actualyl did answer this!!! AND WITH PICTURES! >:D im actually really proud of the dogs i chose DUIAHGS

Been thinking about the gentle parts of physical touch recently. Thinking about having a cute, affectionate puppy who loves small physical touch all the time. The way my skin would prickle with static whenever his arm brushes against mine or our fingers find each others. The way his arm would fit perfectly around my shoulder and mine perfectly around his back. Thinking about how I want to feel his hands around my waist and drape mine around his neck. He’d love to have a hand on me at all times so everyone knows we’re together and so he doesn’t get lost. Being super sweet around me but the second he can tell some other guy makes me uncomfortable he goes into guard dog mode and still latches onto my hand for security. I just want a personal puppy bf who’s obsessed with me.

Experiencing more sexual attraction than I’m used to is WILD because I told myself I was going to do homework and then instead I ended up thinking about my bf and missing him which turned into horny ass thoughts. I’m literally calling w him tonight and I’m gonna be too gay to function I fear. Like I’m still very much on the asexual spectrum, I’m just a bit more on the sex favorable side than neutral now. I feel like I’m becoming rabid. I need him carnally. I don’t think jerking off is enough anymore, I think I need to move to seeing what he looks like when he finishes actually. I just want to take care of him and lavish him in gifts, but I also want to leave bite marks in his flesh and hear him moan my name. Someone SEDATE ME🤭

“You’re so good with your mouth” I WILL LEAVE BITE MARKS IN YOUR FLESH WHILE YOURE INSIDE ME!!!!!!

Hormones are effecting my dreams because tell me why I woke up this morning already delirious from 5 hours of sleep and all that was in my brain was random snippets of a spicy dream of my bf. I rarely dream or if I do I only remember small but vivid moments so I was surprised.

It started out normal, and when I say normal I mean he was wearing flannel pajama pants and also shirtless(it’s like a thing that I’ve had multiple dreams where that is his attire). Like the first time I saw him shirtless he recreated that look so it’s like lodged in my brain. Anyways, he was shirtless and then the only other part I seemed to vividly remember is that we were in his bed and his fingers were fucking me nice and deep while he was telling me that I was being such a pretty kitty for him. Sometime while his fingers were in me I know for sure he said something close to “Look at how wet you get for me baby” in like the certain tone he uses when he’s telling me he’s proud of me and I’ve been thinking about it all day. At one point his hand was covering my mouth while he was using me as a personal flesh light and only caring about his pleasure and he sounded so good whining while inside me. I’m so mad I don’t remember more of it because my hole felt so empty when I woke up and I could feel myself throbbing so I knew there was more that got erased from my brain.

Like it’s probably good I don’t have access to my puppy right now because im going feral and I want him so bad. It’s actually embarrassing. Been thinking about being taught how he likes to be jerked off recently and the hormones are making me imagine it like every two minutes and I feel so depraved.

I think if I got bent over and used like a toy in a public bathroom with a hand over my mouth, I would be cured. To be used solely for his pleasure and entertainment sounds so hot. I’d want to impress him so I’d let him use me as much as he wants. He’d probably have to shove his fingers in my mouth to shut me up or maybe he wouldn’t muffle my pretty noises at all because he wants people to hear how he’s breaking in his toy🫣🫠

Thinking deeply about when I was on top of my shirtless bf(he looks so good shirtless and you will never have the pleasure of knowing because he’s my man) this morning straddling him and making out with him and mid make out while his hand was around my throat he said “you’re all worked up, it’s so cute”. Like not only the way he phrased it but just the way his voice sounds when he talks to me turns me into a needy mess. Also stuck on the way he called me “Sir” when I was prolonging getting up to leave for work by putting his fingers in my mouth. Like I didn’t fully register it in the moment but on my way to work when I was painfully wet in the back of my Uber I realized how warm and fuzzy it made my brain feel. My boyfriend is just really sexy and I want him to do (consensually) bad things to my body, thank you for your time.

I miss holding my bf in my arms and admiring how beautiful his facial features are. Just wanna fall asleep on top of him and do a silly activity together.

Thinking a totally normal amount about bratting on a dinner date to see how much I have to push before he plays with his toy. Starting simple by wearing an outfit that highlights all his favorite parts of my body and adding a red lip because I never want his attention to be away from my mouth. Lingering an extra second when kissing him as he picks me up and slowly sucking on his fingers the whole drive over to the restaurant and acting confused at his flustered little whimpers. Maybe he’ll aggressively squeeze the back of my neck or thigh as a warning but we both know he can’t do anything while he’s operating a vehicle. When we’re in the parking lot I’d give him a sweet kiss on the cheek and thank him for taking me out right before I sneak my hand into his hair and tug his head back so I can lick up his neck nice and delicate and then abruptly pull away and suggest we go inside because I’m getting hungry. He looks at me like he’s weighing his options but I can tell he’s thinking about devouring me. He doesn’t directly share his thoughts and we head into the restaurant. Everything cools off for a bit as we get seated and look over the menu. I find it a bit odd he chose a booth just to sit next to me but chalk it up to him wanting to be close. I honestly start to think he’s forgotten about me teasing him until I feel his hand squeeze my inner thigh under my skirt as I’m trying to figure out what I want. I try to show no change in expression so he doesn’t think he’s won but I feel his fingers ghost over my underwear and just rest on top of my dick. The waiter comes by to ask if we’re ready to order and he smiles and says yes. My brain is only thinking of how warm his fingers feel so I have no time to react before the waiter clicks his pen looking at me waiting for me to give my decision. I take a quick glance back down to lock in on one of the three meals I always order and as I start saying it I feel his fingers rub right onto me and i immediately shut my mouth in the middle of talking to keep from whining from the sudden sensation. I can feel his eyes on me as the waiter asks “what was that?” and I try to ignore him palming me slowly while I stumble through my order and he takes his sweet time ordering his food and chatting with the waiter about the ups and downs of food service. The whole time I’m gnawing at my bottom lip and getting increasingly wet under the table. Just when I think I’m safe as the waiter takes our menus and turns to go put our orders in he presses his fingers hard on me and a soft “please” slips out of my mouth. The waiter doesn’t acknowledge it but it doesn’t stop him from teasing me for it while we wait for our food after he takes his hand away. He’d tell me right in my ear how pathetic it was that I couldn’t even look at the waiter while his fingers were touching me and how cute it was watching me bite my lip and suffer while he was talking to the waiter. How wet he could feel me getting even when someone else was right there. I try to retaliate after we’ve eaten our food by sucking and running my teeth along his thumb while looking up at him all innocently. His face gets a little red and I feel his hand squeeze the back of my neck possessively as he tells me to behave. He pays and we head back to his car with his hand still around the back of my neck. The absence of his hand on my body as he starts driving makes me whine in the passenger seat and he teasingly asks “Something wrong baby?” to which I try to grab for his hand and he tells me that “Toys get attention when they’re ready to be played with. You didn’t think I was gonna be nice after how you were bratting before dinner, did you?” I’d silently suffer the rest of the car ride back to his place and immediately when we got inside feel his hands pushing my back against the wall and his mouth on mine. I don’t even get a chance to tease him for being so eager before I feel his hand snake around my neck and squeeze. His other hand slowly travels down my torso and back under my skirt to fuck me. “Such a pretty toy, I can’t wait to break you in”.

Is it past 3am? Yes. Did I just fuck myself for 20 minutes because I couldn’t stop thinking about my puppy’s fingers deep inside me? Also yes. Sidenote: why did no one tell me videoing yourself getting off was such a confidence booster? I look dare I say HOT AS FUCK. I was just seeing if I looked bad and was pleasantly surprised. It’s gonna be interesting whenever I next see my gorgeous pet. I think I’ve calmed the horny demon enough to sleep now.