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incorrectbldrama · 4 months
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Another set of posts cause my brain is rotting.
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Way, drowning:
Charlie: I'd save him, but who am I to play god?
Jeff: I am god, and I've decided that he's going to die.
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annahi-red · 6 days
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Kant: He is pretty.
Style: Who?
Kant: Bison.
Style, watching Bison murder a guy: Look, I'm worried about you.
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sparklyeyedhimbo · 1 year
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incorrect my school president 2/?
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offgunsimp · 6 months
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Interviewer: Let’s talk romance, are there any ladies in the picture?
Gun: *leaning forward very seriously* tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight so that I can change it immediately
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hoolalafoolalal · 1 year
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Prapai (smugly): Payu, I have decided on the names of my kids.
Payu: Did you already propose to Sky? Did Sky say yes?
Prapai: No, but yesterday I knocked on his door and for the first time he did not shut it on my face. Hehe.
Payu rolling his eyes.
Prapai already booking the wedding venue.
(Definitely Pai would have made a new door lapel pin to commemorate his squeezing through to Sky's room)
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whitethesuperspy · 2 years
Conversation
Pete: Did it hurt when you fell?
Porsche: From heaven? No, I'm no-
Pete: No from the stairs. I watched you fall and just kinda lay there on the floor for 10 minutes
Porsche:
Arm: We both saw that
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handsometheo · 1 year
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Handsome Jack incorrect quote
(since I've been gone on here so long)
Jack: *angrily presses Y/n against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Y/n: ...
Y/n: Are we about to kiss-
Just so everyone knows, I'm only gonna be taking requests for Handsome Jack x readers rn! Love ya!
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inhumanevoid · 2 years
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/post ep 14/
*theerapanyakul siblings and their s/os visiting the temple to pray for some braincells*
kinn : *staring very hard at vegas*
vegas : yo whats your problem man!? porsche keep ur man in check
kinn : hey i just don't wanna miss it when u burst into flames *snickers*
tankhun : *guffawing, high-fiving kinn, tears streaming down his face* i raised him right
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acmtrue · 2 years
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#kinnporschetheseries #thaibl
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incorrectbldrama · 3 months
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Yunlan: Hey baby, what you got there?
Shen wei: a knife.
Yunlan: to make us dinner?
Shen wei: *poorly hiding his injury and his pale complexion*
Yunlan: to make us dinner, right? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
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Way: I'm a mess.
Pete, actually pulling out a broom: Good thing I have broom.
Charlie: You are right, hitting him with it is the only solution.
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lenivysbf · 1 year
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off having a bad day : I hate everyone and everything, the world is meaningless.
gun doing the bare minimum: hi papii ~
off tearing up : everything is perfect and right with the world.
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incorrect-pitbabe · 3 months
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Charlie: *seductively takes off glasses*
Charlie: Wow...
Babe: *blushes* Haha... what?
Charlie: You're really fucking blurry.
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littleragondin · 1 year
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Sometimes you have to take fate into your own hands or something.
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hoolalafoolalal · 1 year
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Sometime in near future:
Angry Sky storming through the door: Rain! What the hell did you tell P'Pai! Why is he sitting at home in the corner like an abandoned sad puppy not talking to me?
Rain (😨): I... I accidentally said that I was not able to get out of bed today because of P'Payu and P'Pai asked if you have ever boasted about him.
(Squeaking) And I said no.
Sky throwing his hands in the air: SWEAR TO GOD RAIN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO NOW? I HAVE TO FU*K THE DAYLIGHT AND MOONLIGHT OUT OF HIM TO PACIFY HIM.
(Rushing out the door) LORD HELP ME, ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GONNA SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT RAIN!
Saifah sipping cola in the corner: These rascals.
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