My biology teacher sent me an email that was just screenshots of my texts to my friends, with the caption: “The Prime Minister got arrested in Indonesia yesterday. He had to hand over his phone.”

I forget how goofy my dreams get when I sick

Like last night I had a dream where I found my 11th grade Bio teacher on tumblr and she wrote like the most toe curling hair pulling screaming and crying pearl clutching sweat enducing nasty foaming at the mouth fanfics I have ever read on tumblr

Our Biology teacher is fucking great.

@kasaeatsbugs and I were talking about stupid names for animals and I brought up the mountain chicken (spoilers: it's a fucking frog), and he walked by and heard us and just calmly said "yeah but it tastes like chicken" and then walked away 😭

I will say though this man is the goofiest fucking puppy of a man I have ever met. He wears floral shirts every day, constantly talks about how much he loves his wife, has little sideburns, once wore a penguin onesie in the middle of summer for charity, has also done (actually decent) dancing/karaoke for charity, and frequently goes on passionate tangents in class about some sort of scienc-y thing. He's also around 6'2 and in his 50s.

I remember our first interaction was a low-stakes quiz where I knew nothing and hadn't slept the night before so I was a wreck, I just sat there crying and he didn't bring it up or make a big fuss, just passed me a note that said "I know you don't know me well yet, but I don't want you to stress over this. You trying your best is enough for me and I can see you're trying C:"

Genuinely one of the loveliest men I've ever met, he restores my faith in humanity <3

DISCLAIMER: the only reason i know all this is bc he shared this

He’s an interesting dude and i hope he has a nice day

POV your biology teacher wrote a song about being a stoner

Flora Spring redesign! (Old vs new, which one is better?)

my biology teacher started calling us heterotrophic warmbloods as a gender neutral way of addressing the class, and it certainly has been an experience

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My Biology Teacher and her boyfriend replaced Rhett and Link on Good Mythical Morning and turned the show into a Mythbusters ripoff.

See: picture an apple for me. What colour apple did you immediately "see" in your head? If you can answer this, you can think in pictures.

Hear: when you think about making a coffee, do you think the words "i'm gonna go make a coffee?" As if you were saying them out loud? If yes, you hear your thoughts.

still mad about this post lol so let me also say: “they taught us critical thinking in english class” is extra funny to me because there’s a genuine debate among Ed Heads about whether “critical thinking” as a discrete and decontextualized skillset can actually be taught :) so it’s pretty silly to go around confidently branding yourself as a critical thinker while simultaneously revealing that you’re extremely comfortable making assumptions about the relative simplicity of complex ideas which remain contested in their respective fields :) personally i would be pretty embarrassed to call myself a critical thinker if i also couldn’t stop myself from revealing i was totally lacking in the intellectual humility that would enable me to understand that we have yet to reach consensus on unbelievably complicated issues like how best to educate an entire population :) but i guess i was absent the day that tenth grade english covered running your mouth like an asshole on social media :)

Conner is the only stable clone of Superman. Therefore the scientists over at Cadmus decide to clone him in the hopes that they'll have most success in their cloning.

They are indeed successful.... kinda. You see while they can produce more stable clones more often, seeing as these are clones of a clone, they're not that strong. They're all basically just slightly stronger than the average human. Except one clone who shows a lot of promise. Too bad he runs away before they can start training him. (They never expected the clone to prematurely wake up in the tank and escape).

That clone ends up becoming, you guessed it, Daniel Fenton. He doesn't know he's a clone and promptly forgets about his 5 minutes trapped in a strange facility as he adopts his new identity. Life goes on, he becomes a ghost, battles other ghosts and gets cloned by the local fruitloop. Enter Ellie. She is now the clone of a clone of clone. Cloneception if you will.

The reason she's constantly destabilizing is because she's so far removed from the original that her cells are physically degraded. Think of it like cells that have been divided for way too long and have become cancerous and/or tumorous. The ectoplasm in her blood just keeps healing her body at the same rate as the degradation but it's constantly needing to be replenished. If she wants to live a truly stable life she would need to get a DNA sample from the original.

Not my usual ship but it's the time of year for this pun again and I can't think of a better duo for this.

You're going to reap just what you sow. 

Art trade with @turtletoria !!!!

Thinking about Steven enjoying himself post villain era. Also thinking about how maybe he goes back to the warehouse to check on the mousie population and there’s more and more greenery every time he visits. Also he’s a NERD he likes to read :] the only person who checks out more books than him is this random little girl named Becky Botsford