don’t even THINK in the direction of the “skip intro” button when the Black Sails theme comes on. I will beat you to death with my bare hands because you challenged my authority, then lie to everyone about it after and tell them you were a thief. that hurdy gurdy comes on & we vibing for the next minute & forty-five seconds.
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Tumblr rn has currently gotten rid of my constant fear of being an annoying little bitch. I don't know you. You don't know me. I'm here to be a menace. If I see a boop I will press it, I don't care who it is or how many times I've already done it.
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What we seek, however, is not power over people, but the power of control of our own destiny:
ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
// Become Ungovernable, Medium // BLACK PANTHER PARTY’S FREE BREAKFAST PROGRAM (1969-1980) // The Genius of Huey P. Newton, CounterPunch // Abi Thorn’s Trans Power Speech Transcript // Nina Cried Power, Hozier ft. Mavis Staples // Jackboot Jump, Hozier // Backlash Blues, Nina Simone // Be, Hozier // Take Me To Church, Hozier // Tomorrow is My Turn, Nina Simone
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For context:
"Her name is 841. She is a sea otter.
This week, the US Fish and Wildlife Service announced it had launched a multi-agency search for Otter 841 in an attempt to capture and rehome her, after observing her "concerning and unusual behaviour".
Teams from the US and state wildlife agencies have been sent out to sea, armed with a bait surfboard, but so far, she has evaded apprehension.
Otter 841's capture will mark the end of her brief reign of terror and delight along the balmy coast of Santa Cruz - a story of fearlessness, crime and, possibly, a southern sea otter's family legacy."
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I will not apologize for booping every single post I come across
You get a boop. You get a boop. Everybody gets a boop
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Despite the netting, this bird has braved the snack bar for discarded french fries
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