Excuse me, waiter? Sorry, it just seems like there’s a lot of blood in my dating simulator.

This might be my most ambitious project yet! I’ve been working on it since February and it’s finally done! I tried to mimic The Arcana the best I could - I am amazed by that original style. It’s so beautiful and clean and Dana Rune, Nikolai Ladizinsky, and Veronica Lieske created so many illustrations that are decadent as a chocolate fountain. I also found the original font and altered it slightly to make it feel a smidge more stylistically cohesive.

I chose the Shadowlands camp as a setting since it seems like that tends to be the relationship solidifying set for a lot of these characters. Who’s your go-to choice?

Astarion loves when his partner’s body reaches its peak and releases into his mouth. It’s one of the few things he can taste with great clarity and the warmth of a load competes with the heat of blood on his tongue.

Astarion slides his mouth off and climbs up higher on his body. He palms the side of his flushed face and presses their lips together in a tight kiss only to feel an eager tongue slip between his, breaking the seal. It is messy and it is good.

You are perfect, he thinks as the pale elf finds himself so fortunate to be with a lover inclined to share everything.

art by lacriaturabebe1, full version on my twitter @ubiquitously orrrrr here

starting to understand one another

Fanon pet peeve is when u see a man that is a submissive and breedable brat but everyone writes him as a sadistic daddy dom. I'm so sorry king u deserve better and as many fingers as u want in ur ass 😔

Tav: *breaks up with Astarion or Gale for someone else*

Astarion and Gale:

Tav: *Breaks up with Wyll for someone else.*

Wyll: Understandable have a nice day.

We don't deserve Wyll. He's just too good. Fucking takes it like a champ. What an absolute Chad.

Time off in Baldurs Gate

most normal bhaalspawn interaction

Wyll and his lizard boyfriend Arley

still thinking this moment in the morning after Astarion tried to bite Gale for the first time was so damn funny

so, i'm going feral right now just a little.

bonus: an extremely gratifying achievement to get as karlach

This scene is dear to me because I didn’t care for Astarion as a character when I first played BG3. I went into this game completely blind, I knew only that it was DnD based. I recruited him because that’s how you build a party but I didn’t do much with him because my Tav was already a rogue type. I was neutral to him and didn’t pay mind to what he liked or disliked. Then he came on to Tav at the party and I thought “Intriguing. Seems like harmless fun.” so I let them have a fling. That’s when I started noticing him. His way with words, his little mannerisms, his motivations. A little intrigue grew like wildfire just as he started to catch feelings for Tav. Now I love this guy and I’m down with the Astarion sickness. Every award absolutely deserved. Well done Neil and Larian 👏

Fem Astarion sketchdump because.., i needed this okay...

y'all im just tired at this point

Made my first baldur's gate 3 meme