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synthetickitsune · 1 year

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hi!! out of all the idols you stan, who would you date, fuck and marry 😋 and why! hi hi just a lil fun question im curious about

Hey~, anon - and, uh, I love you?? Thanks for asking, I spent too much time thinking abou this, and I love thinking about stuff!! I literally made excel spreadsheet for it lmao

Also I'm switching fuck for ~spicy cuddles~ (free to interpretation) because of my ace ass lol

tl;dr comprehensive version:

Date: Yonghoon (Onewe) - this is not a want, this is a need just ult things </3

Spicy cuddles: Jaeyoon (SF9) - this

Marry: Jun (Seventeen) - I can't pretend I'm normal about him anymore

Full version with all the groups under the cut because it got too long~ (and F for the groups that didn't make it in anyway)

(Also why am I never marrying my biases??? lmao...)

Ateez

Date: Yeosang - all the members keep saying he’s really innocent and ??? that’s very appealing? also I want someone who’ll make gummy bears concerts with me </3

Spicy cuddles: Seonghwa - maybe I wanna get as close to fucking a jedi master as I can or maybe I just think Hwa would be so gentle when cuddling that it makes me wanna cry, who knows

Marry: San - I just love him, ok? and he seems like a really gentle, nice guy, he's so funny and caring, and I love his cat so much tbh

EXO

Date: Chanyeol - I love him but I think he’s too high energy for me lmao and I’d feel bad I’m not as sporty + he gives me the vibes of dating for a while and then realizing it’s better to be best friends for some reason, lmao, idk but it’s very wholesome in my mind

Spicy cuddles: Lay - he’s so cute fml, also my man needs some break and we could nap together afterwards

Marry: Baekhyun - look, I saw one vid of him being super calm and soft and making pottery and some ‘ㅋ’ cup and I’ve loved him ever since okay? also I want the fucking cup

Monsta X

Date: Hyungwon - he's besties with Jeonghan and I'll trust Hannie's judgment of character lmao

Spicy cuddles: Kihyun - look at the man, he's got me on my knees I love him and think he'd be so comfy to cuddle with?? he'd give the best headpats and backrubs??

Marry: I.M - something about his vibe makes me cry, I wanna be lonely with him </3

Oneus

Date: Leedo - a gentle giant pt. 1, and as much as I don't like kids, seeing him so soft with children makes my brain go haywire

Spicy cuddles: Hwanwoong - he's really fun, y'know?

Marry: Seoho - he's good at everything he does and hella smart, I need a man like that lol

Onewe

Date: Yonghoon - look I've thought about this unholy amount of time and it's breaking my heart, honestly, but like Hoonie strikes me as a pretty realistic guy and idk how that would work out but I just wanna try it to make sure lmao 😭

Spicy cuddles: Harin - a gentle giant pt. 2, and I'd feel safe with him

Marry: Kanghyun - he's just like me for real and I need someone to talk about books and space with </3

Seventeen

Date: Jeonghan - I'm very soft for this man and I love him so much but also I'd flinch every time he'd hit the stove or the door lmao

Spicy cuddles: Joshua - gentleman (? 🤨), his tiddies and arms would make me feel safe

Marry: Jun - no thoughts, head empty, kicking, screaming, crying just one chance, pls mr. wen 🥲

SF9

Date: Inseong - nothing as attractive as a smart fox-like man who's also cute and chaotic

Spicy cuddles: Jaeyoon - look at the man I'm a firm believer in human heater Jaeyoon agenda and you know this pic? I want that

Marry: Zuho - his cats, his gentle nature, his squishy cheeks, his cute smile... him 🤧 (Hwiyoung was a candidate n.2 but after all the clips of him talking about his family and having a family of his own, I don't think I could handle seeing a healthy and functioning family or create one T-T)

Stray Kids

Date: Han - he's cute and I just know he's the sweetest, also makes the best sad love songs

Spicy cuddles: Lee Know - make it regular cuddles and invite the cats in I just want a kitty

Marry: Bang Chan - duh. he's already got 7 kids, he can handle one more

Victon

Date: Hanse - I think he'd be a really interesting person to hang out with?? me and my weirdass vibes again, but two friends fucking around and finding out it's not working after all?

Spicy cuddles: Seungsik - look, I just think he looks like a polar bear and I want him to crush me with his love

Marry: Sejun - I can't live with the possibility he eats cereal like that and I guess the ring would add some more power to my influence lmao, also he's just neat and I love him

#💌 non nons~#tumblr games

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heartcravings · 2 years

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for exo ask game: 1,3,4!! :D

hi!! thanks for asking some back! <3 1) my favourite exo mv ahhh this is so hard!!!! idk... i love them all, how can i choose?! we have the when the skies and the ground were one "mama", the hands on the pants pocket "history", the chanyeol is dora the explorer "what is love", the coolest high schoolers jump around in a dusty warehouse "growl", the chogiwah "wolf", the saddest collective stood up ever "miracles in december", the craziest cube "overdose", the cool "call me baby" exos, the "lmr" rugby players and the "lmr - romantic universe" computer game, the last three jedis in "lightsaber", the astronaut sehun meets a space whale while myeon and yeol punch each other "sing for you", the red force cloned the boys "lucky one", the you can call them "monster", the one where they are kingpins of illegal activities but save a girl "lotto", the one where nini isn't the dancing machine but everyone is "dancing king", the we are one drugs but let's pretend is our powers are malfunctioning "kokobop", the we are still on drugs but who are these weird masked girls in pink "electric kiss", the everything is about coffee "universe", the we fighting space robots "power", the one where we can't mess their "tempo", the one where they are wearing suits "love shot", the we are both evil and good "obsession", the we are fighting in space but actually just having a rave "dftf" xD (did i miss one? xD) in all honesty i love the game concept mv's like "love me right - romantic universe" or "power" cause they are fun and geek, but i also really like darker mv like electric kiss, obsession, monster, lotto, cause i like those darker sounding songs too. so yeah i guess these are my fave mvs, but i love all of exo! "universe" for example is such a beautiful mv!! 3) favourite concept answered here so i'll do a bonus one: 23) Which animal slippers would each member wear sehun — vivi's!! jongin — bears obviously kyungsoo — something black, maybe a panther? could also go fun like those shark eating feet! chanyeol — nick and judy from zootopia (fox and bunny) jongdae — cute chubby dinosaurs baekhyun — corgi butt slippers ^^ yixing — dragon claws!! junmyeon — bunnies!! minseok — he'd probably wear comfy but manly slippers but then when he was watching tv or on the sofa he'd have this cat paw warmer slipper for both feet together ^^ 4) least favourite exo song there isn't an exo song that i don't like, all of them have at least a few parts that i really enjoy. that said, the back crescendo in black pearl sometimes gets me feeling irritated. the same with the bass rhythm and the fast passed high notes in lady luck. maybe it's cause i am an anxious person but these two songs kind of trigger my anxiety so i do skip these two sometimes.

#ask games #this was so fun!#sorry to have gone overboard on the 1st one xD #lovely mutuals #exo

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oddkasper · 4 years

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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ✨💙

- baekhyun knight jedi

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exo-stentialism · 4 years

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BAËKHYUN ✦ ØBSĖSSIØN

#exo #exosnet #baekhyun #byun baekhyun #obsession #mine #gif #baekhyun gif #BITCH!!!!!#THE FACE CHAIN!#THE MAKEUP!#THE POWER #this man is ART #those fuckin jedi padawan braids FUCK!!!

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sugar-petals · 5 years

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SuperM as Subs

↪ A/N. UGH these guys have me fucking spiraling. very excited to bring you this, please indulge 👀

○ warnings ⚠️ 18+, dom/sub, kinks galore, gender-neutral dom!reader

3.5k words | bullet points | this is all over the place there is so much to say i—

⌈ ten

— motto: kitten has ‘ten’ in it, but so does intense.

wowza honey

best choke out you’ll find

the stamina, too, oh lord. ten can handle a lightning fast riding without blowing up in two minutes

all while you choke him

with a waist harness on and ankles bound

bondage looks so good on him; he’s flexible and enduring. imagine a hogtie... art.

such a beautiful man.

literally, rope marks, imagine that

we need to talk about his pain threshold as well there

things that have other guys screaming are a mere tickle to him

i can’t emphasize enough how lucky you’ll be. this fella does not have to be trained much. experience? abundant. talent? more than vast. he knows precisely how far he can go with what kind of kink. that is invaluable.

and now, the most mind-blowing part. stress: he encourages you to take it all out on him. in his mind, that’s an extra treat and a promise he gets it raw how he loves it.

your satisfaction is his fuel, as is seeing you unwind.

the whole progression from heavy beginnings to breathless ends

the boy needs you to go, for the lack of a better word, buck-wild

so yes, ten is your number one (pun intended) address for all things messy. he asks you to hatefuck him, you spoil him with it.

the sheer masochism of him

are you kidding me

listen i’m not a fan of the sin concept but in this case... you can sin all you want with him

tl;dr: angry sex is his thing. strong emotions. guts will be rearranged.

about the elephant in the room: yeah, this guy can bust some extraterrestrial, dazzling, sexy as hell moves

that means one thing. contortionism. you can bend him into every position you desire and fuck him like that. he’s petite but don’t worry. your babe’s strong

in fact, you can sit on his face and get one ferocious rimming daily

things will get wet wetter wettest

surprise surprise vice versa he likes his own ass filled with plugs and vibrators

the type that buzzes him into a delirium while you slap him. with his neck turning red and those pretty almond eyes going wide.

they do hold the universe. he’s just so enthralling.

btw. talking about toys. having a fleshlight ready to make him moan and ruin his orgasm is a veeery good idea.

chances are you will draw cute english or thai interjections from him

in return, you can call him your prince and kiss him all over for aftercare. he’s no different, thinking of you as someone figuratively and literally noble to him. he’s thankful you fulfill his greatest sexual dreams. it’s true, you’ll really worship each other.

he’ll do his little mona lisa smile and doze off in your lap...

sub!ten is just priceless okay

10/10

i need a moment

⌈ kai

— motto: local strip club found bankrupt.

oh mY GOD nini

he knows how it’s done

did he go to sub school or something

you’ll find him at the stove around 6:30 AM in his apron

making you breakfast pretty much butt naked otherwise

flustered and sexy butler kim right at your service

looking very sculpted

dancing a little, as usual, he’s getting into it

in other words, you’re sure to get those eggs fried well

now, besides his skimpy clothing and waiter allure

kai as a submissive is almost definite to be an epitome of organization. he’s just good at it. period. lube and protection are always in the house.

you do your part doing maintenance for toys and cracking the occasional whip but really i mean... as the great oh sehun once said... never don’t mind about a thing when jongin gets the chance to put something in order

so lean back — kai is a service sub. he’s the type who wants to break a sweat for you

and have that very visible because he doesn’t own clothes anyway. well, well.

something more about organization

fucking according to a schedule sounds about right

you have it all planned out with a special calendar book just for that purpose

but don’t believe he’ll be boring and hyper-structured beyond that

kai is the precise opposite of dull as a lover but that’s a huge duh

he has both the acute sense of bashful romance and strong erotic feelings that come with a regular eyebrow wiggle

he likes to provoke the wild animal in his partner

reckless abandon

kai is 100% guaranteed to make you let out the beast. he enjoys feeling you go all out and grip him, pin him. everything hands-on is good.

grinding and gyrating is always part of sex. hell, even floating and flying. fuck gravity.

you need a certain level of dexterity. and hey if you don’t, you will pick it up from him in a solid minute

what i’m trying to say is that it won’t happen that the two of you rub against each other in the sheets like two blocks of wood (even when going into aftercare!). it will be fluid, ever-moving, energetic right and left with the mattress creaking all over the damn place

sex with jongin is one thing for sure: fucking fast. he won’t mess up his tempo if you know what i mean. the two of you will be thrusting and moaning until complete fatigue sets in

he whines a lot i’m telling you

it’s the surefire way to know kai is into it, being genuinely vocal is one of his best qualities as a sub

besides handling any rough pace

this guy will have you sneaking into his gym room and have a quickie on the next best workout bench

and lord knows what else.

the bathroom is another destination. wet!kai, the yearning romeo, is an image you won’t forget

prepare to get your hands on all of that

he’s gonna melt right into ya

and that is sub!kai for you

⌈ taeyong

— motto: vanilla? hardly heard of her.

to use an nct pun: the options are— limitless.

and another: you’re signed up for a... long flight.

and you’re gonna be the: boss

who gives it to him

and i’m warning you

he’s shy about it but

taeyong is simply insatiable. take his kinky reputation at face value.

what doesn’t he do

the softest softcore (feathers to tease him) to the hardest hardcore (edge play, hallelujah), the whole spectrum without any efforts for transitions

so you guessed it, a normal bedroom really won’t do.

neither does a standard dom

but since you’re knee deep into taeyong — go figure, you’re reading this — news flash you likely aren’t one

plug in all of your toys and cameras for date night. he needs his good dose of lube-dripping fantasy, homemade with a bunch of latex thrown into the mix

yeah i know that will escalate quickly

he wears it well i’m telling you

and also greatly enjoys you donning it for friday evening

it will frustrate him to the max which is a sight to see indeed

no other sub in super m gets harder boners over latex. that’s how it is. he’s just so drawn to the material and how much authority it gives you in particular

noona/oppa kink incarnate

hell, even daddy/mommy

he calls you that when you are forehead to forehead and catching your breath

because man these orgasms are going to get you so high, bodies gently intertwined

and very, very drenched

not just skin-wise

so let me underline this

your dear taeyong, no matter how innocently he can blink at you, gets his daily nutrient intake from cum.

what fancy-schmancy protein shake is he interested in other than yours like literally none

put him on a leash together with baekhyun and you have two salivating, ultra dirty boys

so ready to please and swallow everything up

taeyong is a handsome handful

you’ll be horny 24/7

or 23/7 maybe because aftercare

where we revert back to adorable yong. he clings to you a lot, you nuzzle him all the time, the affection is off the charts

he’s pouty and sweet, smiling to himself

holding him tight gives him a big sense of security.

safe to say he wants everybody to know he belongs to you in terms of PDA, too

it’s not restricted to domestic intimacy and sexual aftermath

taeyong truly has the perfect ratio of freaky and soft

god worked hard on him

⌈ lucas

— motto: when bigger is better, things get wetter...

ready for take off are we

yukhei is one flirty crackhead you’ll love it

teasing will go back and forth

there might even be play fights and wrestling involved. messing around on sofas and carpets, you know the deal. things won’t get too rowdy, he’s being his 6′ baby self and you don’t want to use your whole bag of tricks yet vice versa

lucas eventually lets you win anyways

and acts like he’s lethally injured ffs

he’s an aquarius don’t come for him they roll that way

in comes the patient-doctor roleplay. yep that’s how the story goes

and you sure as hell get to take care of um

luke’s big lightsaber

alright

it’s throbbing a bit too much and needs medicine

so think of yourself as a jedi master training your disciple.

read: edging the living soul out of him.

rough handjobs are just perfect

as is going on a rodeo trip getting the guy to tame those bucking hips with a lil punishment here and there. and with punishment i mean tickling even when he is close to orgasm

uh-oh

wong yukhei is a cutie pie but he has just about a bucket of cum for you spilling all over the place

he might get a lil embarrassed about it, that’s the sweetest thing

cleaning it up will be his greatest pleasure

ready for subby lucas yet?

he’s juicy

so what else do we have...

(besides that he sounds like harry styles is dubbing him and that voice is going to turn you on so hard)

if his dominant doesn’t have an ounce of a muscle and biting kink that’s, how to put it, a missed opportunity

just licking him and leaving marks everywhere just has to be the biggest feast in history. you have him parade around sleeveless just to see the hickeys on his arms.

and you don’t have to be frugal. it has to scream mine mine mine. yes, xuxi has some arm sensitivity going on. he needs your mouth on him doing chaotic stuff that leaves his jaw hanging open. to the point of you eating your brunch off his chest and shoulders.

there i said it

breakfast with yukhei is cancelled. it’s breakfast on yukhei

as for positions: things are usually more chill and standard. just how much missionary will there be, you’ll lose count. he’s good at it. lucas has the condensed passion of ten people, it will be more arousing than you’d think. it’s also a good pause to your usual activities, you both get a chance to um take a breath

if he feels cocky, wong brathei likes to lift you up during sex and here we go again with a staring contest... which ends with a bright smile and kissing

what did you expect

always remember this one thing. in his big himbo brain only one thought floats around and that. is. his. love. for. you.

a whipped boy

he’s irreplaceable.

patient xuxi reports speedy recovery

⌈ mark

— motto: good boys go to heaven after debuting a couple times more

sirs and sirettes, mark lee.

what did you think the “m” in super m stands for? mario, man, massive, market, model?

nope

SuperMark is what keeps the planet spinning

now here it goes

let’s get one assumption out of the way first

you’d think he fucks how he talks but you’ll be surprised

everything’s slow slow slow

the pace is very casual for someone who raps and thinks that fast

mark is just too friggin’ cute

a blushy cupcake

innocent and always curious what you’re up to

just perfect for all sorts of gentle dominance

you can reassure him when he gets nervous which happens every now and then

and put him into soft sweaters and blankets when he feels cold

maybe even building a pillow fort and just caressing him ad nauseam literally for minutes on end.

tousling his hair would be adorable beyond belief

the same goes for giving him cheesy pet names

or feeding him sweets

you can bet chocolate is his favorite.

but it’s not just all about pampering him

keen how he is you can expect a lot of gestures of attention from mark, like carefully selected presents and foot massages

there’s a real gentleman at your hands.

a gentlemark

he might have come up with that himself

you bet there will be lots of humor involved mark just can’t do serious sex

his intellect is yeahhh... superhuman

as much as his heart is squishy for you.

it’s hard out there. this world is tough

but mark is a safe haven to return to and have wholesome hours in bed with

30% sex, 70% aftercare.

you think that’s impossible? look into his puppy eyes and tell me all you’ll do won’t be spooning

it’s an art form and mark is just too inviting not to do a brush stroke on the canvas.

and after you’re done spooning things are back to more caressing

a smooch left, a smooch right

for the 30% he might need a bit of outside support because his inner perfectionist compels him

so he’ll text johnny at 4:30 in the morning with urgent questions

because his mind is racing and he promised to wake you up with a set of spicy stuff

sex veteran johnny will calmly explain it to mark but also keep it short and simple

because man how early can someone text you

and mark appreciates a crisp how-to that he won’t forget

even when you are chest to chest feeling each other’s breath and his brain almost shuts down

at the end of the day...

you say hey canada lemme get my hands on those big thighs of yours and ding ding his pants are off. he responds so easily to guidance

and his dancing skill always helps to get groovy with you

bust down markiana

you’re that bitch and you know it

⌈ baekhyun

— motto: you and me, relax and ch...oking

leader on the streets

screamer in the sheets

even the most peace-loving, noise-sensitive neighbors are going to dig the things that come out of his mouth as caused by you

just how good are his lungs

imagine him making audios for you. yes, god is real.

you just hit the lotto

the things his mouth can do

byun baekhyun is a synonym of oral fixation when will merriam webster admit it

if there’s one person in super m who can nail the picture perfect drooling ahegao face without hesitation it’s him

he will pleasure you with his tongue so vigorously

that level of spit blowing will haunt you

and the slurpi—

THE NOISES. we can’t talk about the noises. nope, nope. the noises are not meant to be described to this world.

you’ll suffer from incurable lust once you picture it

you know what his voice can cause

that would trigger a mass hysteria

anyway. moving on.

baeks is the type to appreciate a mix of cheek-on-cheek cuddling and getting his brains banged out

you can toss him around, grab him by the hair, fuck him absolutely stupid

while also kissing his forehead and playing with the hair at the nape of his neck. as if he doesn’t want you enough already this will have baekhyun needy for so long

he’s the king of slutty behavior

and making both of you crack up with mid-sex jokes about who knows what, suho’s butt mole or something

he’s just too hilarious. on the other hand he likes being creative and concentrated

in his free time you’ll probably find him reading erotic stories, sketching sexy stuff (i.e., well, you) in a journal, or even a manual to the kamasutra. it gets him all hot and bothered to the point where he can’t stop being chatty about it.

baekhyun’s arousal always first manifests as a wave of words or texts

your part of the equation is distilling the essence of said texts and getting to work on that perky body of his

and praise him plenty. baekhyun loves a lot of verbal affirmations and you’re glad to shower him with it.

kink-wise: he really has a gazillion ideas to try

costumes, gags, whips, pet play, sounding, collars, semi-clothed sex, cock rings, suspensions, you name it

as the cherry on top, a three- and fourway could be part of your routine for sure.

that being said he might have a few dicks in him physically or mechanically because geez bacon loves fucking machines and dildos

he is 100% ready to embark on one hell of an anal odyssey

how much he can stretch out you can probably guess. and he’ll make jokes about it either way to turn you on

you’ll be certain to exhaust and stuff your lil’ darling to the brim but i’m telling you what you already know

he’s gonna be the happiest ahegao boy in the world

and throw peace signs when you take pictures of him fucked out

that’s byunbaek for you. one of a kind

a subby gem

⌈ taemin

— motto: 500 points to slytherin!

this is what you’ve been waiting for i know I KNOW

red carpets out for the sensual sub king and nation’s p.r.e.t.t.y. boy

the international bombshell blonde

a bdsm luminary

DEITY

now, listen.

some erotic feats are truly hard to execute

but there is always one guy who’s the exception

and his name is lee taemin

no matter how unrealistic or complex your imagination of sex with him is

with this man, most of it can become real

effortlessly

because he’s a) an open-minded lover b) rich enough to rent ten dungeons — per hour and c) closest to perfection we as a human race have ever come

taemin is a pro at bringing all kinds of your and his fantasies to life. that’s why it’s important that you sit down to talk about how your intimate encounters could look like every other week

primarily, as far as his taste is concerned

we’ve all heard about his tales of creepypasta romance

literally he’s been an idol for so long and still comes up with new baffling ideal type stories

so according to those

he wants to be run over by you and thinks that’s hot,,, but i say... we stick to flipping him over... like on a bed,,, no car involved

this pal is macabre you have to be an embodiment of the law to rein him in

police roleplay much. arrest this provocateur!

furthermore and on a lighter note

besides being jailed

lo and behold, chained up and decked out in lace, draped on a lip-shaped art sofa is how he feels the most in his element

add a mask and a corset

just how glamorous is he

this guy has mastered all techniques of drawing you in with the most elaborate seduction.

tremendous!

including dance: for your eyes only.

prepare to have your loins set on fire.

because within the 4 walls of your home his every move will be pure danger loaded with sexuality. it would be even more of a public menace than he already is when performed in front of a crowd

keep those handcuffs ready officer

because it is your mission to stop that guy

the more restraints the better

put five harnesses on him i don’t care as long as it contains him

and once that’s done

taemin likes to be stimulated and teased with you running silk fabric all over his body

he also enjoys you creating artistic pin-up-esque photography of him

with sultry eyes and puckered lips

and no worries. taemin will put his plump lips to good use elsewhere, too. all. over. the. place. servicing his dominant is an honor.

and those moans will be like a melody.

the literal only weak spot he has

is to kiss and tell. taemin gets carried away in conversation and feels pride when the topic switches to you. so... if you lick his earlobe and call him your slave, jongin knows the very next day and finds it very entertaining.

taemin won’t deliberately spill the beans in a group chat but one-on-one with a close friend? he’s too excited not to talk about your chemistry and lets some juicy details slip if he can’t control himself.

taemin requires a dom/me who’s definitely not insecure and wants others to know who’s boss.

on the flipside, if you enjoy voyeurism? he is your man. it’s a matter of perspective entirely.

so to speak — even his weakness is a strength.

that’s all you need to understand about him

in sum: you got yourself quite an ace

taem will press your number and you’ll have no sorrow in the world.

we truly are blessed by his existence

peace out

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thechanbaeklibrary · 4 years

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Summary: Growing up in hopes of becoming mighty Jedi Knights, Baekhyun and Chanyeol built dreams about making the Galaxy a better place. However, the Jedi Masters seemed to have forgotten to teach them a very important rule – having personal relationships is forbidden. The pair learns the reason for it the hard way and now only one question remains – can Baekhyun bring Chanyeol back to the light side? Author: WhyYouNoMe, baeconandeggs Lenght: One-Shot Status: Complete Genre: Angst, Sci-Fi, Smut Rating: NC-17

Submittedby: Anonymous (eri) Why You Submitted: I rarely see SW AUs so it was really nice to find this one. I really liked how the author addressed the topic “are Jedis really the good guys?”, something basically no one talks about, so I think SW fans would really enjoy it

#thanks for submitting!#submission #ao3 #baeconandeggs #angst #oneshot #scifi #nc17 #smut

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phyokyo · 4 years

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Kai as Han Solo:

-involved in the rebel alliance

-in time he becomes a chief figure in the Alliance

-he and princess Leia will have to kids: Ben Solo (who will go on the dark side as “Kylo Ren”) and Rey Solo

-He thinks he's an egoist but he really isn't. ... there’s something else pushing

Baekhyun as Kylo Ren:

-his original name is Ben Solo. It changes into Kylo Ren when he choose the dark side

-taught by his uncle, Luck Skywalker to become a Jedi

-he is seduce to be as powerfull as his grandpa in the dark forces

-Ray is the one who saves him from the dark forces

Sehun as Luck Skywalker

-Originally a farmer on Tatooine living with his adoptive parents, his uncle and aunt

-Luke becomes a pivotal figure in the Rebel Alliance's struggle against the Galactic Empire

-friend and eventual brother-in-law of smuggler Han Solo

-He trains to be a Jedi under Jedi Masters Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda

#exo moodboard #lightsaber #exo icons #exo sehun #exo kai #exo #star wars

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yehet-me-up · 5 years

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The Brief and Disastrous Knighthood of Byun Baekhyun

Pairing: Baekhyun x reader

Genre: fluff af, comedy

Word Count: 1,787

Request: Baekhyun, comedy, 7+25 (if two is ok?) from the quote list! I love your writing!! Hello love!! This is based on Exo Mall Baekhyun because I’m such trash for that Baek. You don’t have to have read any of it to read this drabble though! I hope you enjoy it <33

A/N: Tagging the Mrs. Byuns: @jeonocho @hopefulbyun @byunfirstlady @byunbabekhyun <3

May 14th, 1988

Baekhyun stretches, lifting his arms above his head and exposing a sliver of his stomach that makes your heart do its traitorous flip.

You wonder what it would be like to bite the skin there, if he’d like that. Okay, that’s enough, brain.

To distract yourself from these absolutely insane thoughts about your best friend you playfully tickle the exposed skin of his low back and he yelps, covering himself.

He makes a big show of dying in agony, holding his back and making you giggle. Both of you are still exhausted from your sixteenth birthday last night but as always he seems to have never ending energy.

‘Back to the old coal mines,’ he jokes while you two wait out back of the movie theater for the opening manager.

‘I hear you’ve got the black lung after a week, that must be a record,’ you say, sticking an imaginary microphone to his face. ‘What can you tell us, Mr. Byun?’

‘Baekhyun, please. Mr. Byun is my father.’ He leans against the wall and gives you a roguish grin. ‘You know me, I will persevere through any hardship. Ready and willing to lay down my life for the people of Seattle, in need of film and snacks.’

You gasp dramatically. ‘You’re so noble. You should be knighted for your services to the cinema-going community.’

He sketches a dramatic bow while you mime placing an imaginary sword on one shoulder and then the other.

‘Thank you, milady,’ he says in a regal voice. ‘I-’ He stops short at the sight of Serena, your manager.

‘Don’t stop on my account,’ she laughs. It turns into a yawn as she pulls out her keys to unlock the door. ‘It’s been a week and I already know you’re one outrageous child Baekhyun.’

He sighs, pressing his hand to his forehead with exaggerated relief.

‘As long as you know what you’ve gotten yourself into,’ you tell her with mock gravity.

He scoffs and clutches his chest. ‘Betrayed by my oldest friend. How dare you.’

Serena walks you inside the theater and you feel a frisson of excitement in your stomach. Finally. For years you and Baek have been counting down the days until you could work here. His ass just had to go and turn sixteen a week before you. Rude.

She opens a closet to the left and turns on the lights.

You take a deep breath. It already feels like home, with the plush black carpet with its outer space pattern, the smell of stale soda and popcorn, the flickering light above theater One that’s been broken since 1983 when your dad took you and Baekhyun to see Return of the Jedi.

When Serena comes back out she hands what looks like a checklist to Baekhyun. ‘Will you walk her through the opening duties?’

He takes the list and salutes her. ‘On my life, Captain.’

She rolls her eyes at him. ‘How on earth do you stand him?’ she asks you with a good-natured laugh.

You open your mouth to say something else sassy about Baekhyun, but you pause. Since Kindergarten the two of you have been joined at the hip. Two peas in a pod, your mom would say. They even let him sleep over at your house and you at his; you’re practically family.

But the past few years you’ve stopped seeing him as just your best friend and started to see him as something... more. A dangerous more that makes your palms sweat and your mind think of all sorts of inappropriate things.

You cough awkwardly. ‘Well, he’s not that bad most of the time. He’s a pretty great friend actually.’

He looks touched for a moment; the banter and joking you usually keep up between you two lifts for a brief pause. His brows tug together and he gives you a smile absent of laughter. Gods, you want to kiss him.

Thanks, hormones, you think with a groan.

Serena laughs. ‘Alright, just don’t burn the place down please.’

‘You got it!’ Baekhyun says and jogs over to the counter, leaping and sliding on his ass across the smooth surface before landing dramatically.

Serena rubs her eyes with her hands. ‘He’s going to get me fired, isn’t he?’

You take pity on her. ‘Don’t worry, the only thing he ever hurts is himself,’ you say and walk around to the side entrance to the concessions stand, the proper entrance.

‘That’s not reassuring!’ she calls after you before heading upstairs.

When you step through the door he’s eyeing the list and mumbling to himself. He has no idea what he’s doing you realize and stifle a laugh. You come up behind him and read over his shoulder.

‘Need some help?’ you say right in his ear.

‘No,’ he replies instantly. He stands and gathers himself.

‘Take notes, sweetheart,’ he says in the absolute worst Humphrey Bogart impression you’ve ever heard. ‘I’m an expert.’

‘Gross.’ You snort and fold your arms. ‘So, Sir Byun. You’ve mastered this machine after a solid week? Amazing.’

He narrows his eyes at you. ‘If it’s so easy, why don’t you figure it out?’

‘Oh, no,’ you say with a smirk. ‘You want a medal of honor? This is all you my friend. Astound me with your technical mastery.’

He pantomimes rolling up non-existent sleeves. ‘Step out of the way, miss. This requires the work of an professional.’

First he flips on a switch, lighting up the machine. Next he grabs a tall metallic container and looks at the plastic tub of popcorn kernels, looking back and forth between the list and the cup.

He pouts without realizing it. You lean against the counter and pick at a caked-on patch of something neon blue and sticky to avoid thinking about his soft hair and his lips.

He dips the cup in the tub and fills it to the brim, brushing a few kernels off the top and pouring it into the machine. ‘Ta da!’ he says triumphantly.

‘That’s it?’ you ask, stepping next to him.

‘Excuse me, I’ve been knighted by a Queen, how dare you question me,’ he teases, making a face.

‘My apologies Sir Byun,’ you laugh, bowing dramatically to him. ‘This queen wonders if perhaps, the machine should be... I don’t know, doing something?’

‘That’s weird,’ he says. He double checks the lights and lifts the lid. ‘It normally starts popping right away, I don’t know what’s wrong with it.’

He futzes with it, trying to get it to start. The edges of his ears, still too big for his head, turn pink the longer it takes him to figure it out.

The smell of popcorn burning reaches you both and his eyes widen. ‘Oh shoot, I forgot this other switch. Whoops,’ he says sheepishly.

He flicks on the second switch and the popper rattles to life like an ancient beast angry at being awoken. You eye it suspiciously, watching the warped lid rattle cautiously. A beat later and the noise inside grows incredibly loud.

‘Baek, is it supposed to do that?’

‘Uhhhh… I’m not sure?’ he watches it with fear in his eyes too, moving in front of you as kernels start to pop.

The uneven lid flings a hot kernel at Baekhyun like a slingshot and he winces as it smacks his exposed arm. ‘Oh shit.’

Before either of you can move, the machine practically explodes, dozens of kernels flying out at lightning speed.

One catches you on the forehead and you yelp. ‘BAEKHYUN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!’

You throw your arms over your head as molten hot kernels rain down around you. He pulls you around the corner out of the way, shielding you with his broad shoulders and pressing your back to the door.

In the enclosure of his body you breathe in his clean and light scent, heart slowing down from the shock but speeding up at his closeness. His chest moves against yours and he looks down to the non-existent space between you.

In all the years you’ve been friends you’ve hugged many times. Wrestled over toys. Swam together. Fell asleep in his lap during the millionth viewing of Halloween. Played with his hair whenever he’d pass out on your leg while stargazing with your group of friends.

But something feels different this time and the confusion in his eyes mirrors the turbulent feelings in your heart. Neither of you speak as the popper wages Armageddon on the concessions area.

Warmth blooms low in your body and your brows shoot up in shock. The motion makes the kernel burn on your forehead ache and you wince and press a palm to it.

‘I’m sorry, Hitch,’ he says softly.

Before you can tell him it’s fine he lifts a hand, touching the sore spot with his thumb. He leans forward and shocks you by pressing a gentle kiss to the spot.

You have no idea what to say, robbed of the words that always come so easily between you two.

But you’re saved by the bell. Or, in this case, by your manager.

The noise cuts off abruptly and you peek around Baekhyun to see Serena with a clipboard protecting her face and her hand on the switches.

‘Baekhyun, what happened?’

He runs his hand on his neck, stepping back to let you move. He winces. ‘I don’t know what I did, I’m sorry.’

‘As long as neither of you were hurt.’ She slides her sleeve down to cover her wrist and carefully looks into the popper. She shakes her head and Baekhyun has the grace to look ashamed.

Serena stares the two of you down. ‘Look, I’m not going to say anything to anyone about this. Just… next time please make sure you turn on the heat and the agitator at the same time. And don’t forget to put the oil in. And - lord - don’t put in three times the amount of kernels the machine can handle.’

‘Expert my ass, Baek,’ you snicker, covering your mouth. ‘Wait, how’d you get to the popper Serena? Did you jump the counter?’

She purses her lips at you two and glares at you over her glasses as she walks to the door. ‘I won’t tell if you won’t.’

‘Deal,’ you both say in unison.

Once she’s gone, Baekhyun grabs the broom to start cleaning up and you begin making a batch, the proper way. Neither of you acknowledges the odd moment between you.

He groans and you sling an arm around his shoulder to cheer him up. ‘Don’t worry, I’ll only sue you a little for the damage.’

He mutters while he sweeps, pouting dramatically. ‘You’ll definitely take away my knighthood for this.’

#DRABBLEPALOOZA #baekhyun x reader #baekhyun fanfic #baekhyun fluff #exo au #exo fanfic #exo x reader #exo fluff

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nunbuchen · 5 years

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Chën stole Baekhyun's lip chain from Monster and Baëkhyun stole Chen's jedi braids/rat tails hair from Tempo.

#exo #x-exo

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thedeviousdo · 4 years

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In EXO, who do you think will be Jedi or Sith?

Oh shit anon that's a fabulous question. Hmm I'm going ot9 on this. I first off want to say all of them are Jedi not a single one could be bad but I'm going to hard core think on this and I know that won't be the case. Ok no one hate me..

Minseok Sith, not one to cross he knows people and would know just how to get to you and put you in your own personal hell.

Yixing Sith, he is so damn calculated and cunning, he would be so many steps ahead of creating the perfect trap.

Junmyeon Jedi, he wants order and would love to see kindness and hard work flourish. He would want to help anyone.

Jongin Jedi, he is such a advocate for so many different type of people and cares so deeply for others how could he not be. Kai is not Jongin. Kai is a damn Sith.

Kyungsoo Jedi, yeah sure the easy answer is Sith bc he has that darker aura but really he is gentle and cares deeply. A silent enforcer for good.

Sehun Sith, he is charming and has a face anyone would trust. But watch out for him, he is sly and can get anyone to do whatever he wants.

Baekhyun Jedi, he is literal light. He may joke and not seem serious but he can sooth any situation and talk to anyone.

Chanyeol Sith, this was hard. He is a quick fuse, easy to upset be it with anger or sadness. An imposing force.

Jongdae Jedi, he is such a moral compass. He sees the good in everyone and brings so much brightness to people.

Really what we should take away from this, they would all be incredibly hot using a lightsaber.

#ah i loved this question #all the love anon #exo #star wars

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dimpledliar · 5 years

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exo’s cringiest moments

- luhan doing the whip after a producer said he was the best

- jongdae doing the floss

- yixing eating grass

- jongdae taking fur out of his mouth and wiping it on chanyeol

- all of exo’s mullets

- yifan looking like a fifty year old crackhead

- every time the word “dope” leaves yixing’s mouth

- jongin thinking nail polish was lip balm

- “my KOC so big”

- jongin’s dreadlocks

- mama screamo

- the fake dreads on yixing’s hat in the sheep mv

- baekhyun’s eating noises

- the iHeartRadio interview

- kyungsoo eating yogurt

- “ayo whaddup krease” “ayo what’s upPPP”

- “hAvE yOu EvEr ______?”

- that one “shawty imma party till the sundown”

- jongdae’s “Jedi hair” in tempo

- wolf demo

#ill come back and add more lol just off the top of my head #ot12 #exo #text #i have to say the worst was luhan's whip and that one really really ugly insta pic of yifan #like??? WHAT WAS HE THINKING #DID HE REALLY THINK THE HUNGOVER CREEPY UNSHAVEN UNCLE LOOK WAS THE WAY TO GO?#i'm just.. so confused #WAIT I TAKE IT BACK WORST WAS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION BY JONGIN AND YIXING ://///////#big oof #^

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unprettychanstar · 5 years

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hit the like button for a starter related to chanyeol’s lightsaber verse in which chanyeol is a jedi and part of the resistance.

MORE DETAILS

His parents were both members of the resistance and were murdered.

He grew up on a small planet with his three best friends: Jongin, Baekhyun, and Sehun.

Jongin was the only one who followed in his footsteps in joining the resistance and it brought them closer than ever.

He once wielded a blue lightsaber but now wields a double-bladed white lightsaber that was passed down to him.

Extra bonus headcanon: He and Ben Solo were good friends growing up and Chanyeol is still completely unaware of what happened to his childhood friend.

#( mutuals only. )#( starter call. )#i'm still in the process of fixing my theme up

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cloudycrystalkpop · 6 years

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One shots masterlist

AUs:

NCT U Predator AU Series Masterlist

Neo Culture Coven Technology AU Masterlist

Folklore AU Masterlist

Reverse Folktale AU Masterist

Looking Glass AU Masterlist

Underground AU Masterlist

hybrid AU masterlist

covens AU masterlist

Groups:

* SUGA | RESILIENCE | (shifter!) Suga x (witch!) reader | MOODBOARD

she witnessed that no matter what came at him, he always pulled through. he was impossable to shake. | -

* SUGA | LEATHER AND GASOLINE | (Agust D!) Suga x reader + feat. JHope

“i told you one of these days i wasn’t gunna be able to watch your back, and here i am, supposed to be the one stabbing you in the back.” | language, gun violence

* RM | SMOKE | (blue caterpiller!) RM x (Alice!) reader

the way the smoke billowed and curled reminded her of they way his thoughts would whisp around him as they coiled off his tongue. | smoking

* RM | CRAZY = GENIUS | (arsonist!) RM x reader

you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gunna burn. you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gunna learn. | mild drinking

* JHOPE | REFLECT | (sun god!) JHope x (moon godess!) reader

she spent her world living in his shadow, but that wasn’t the way he saw it. | -

* XIUMIN | WONDERLOST | (cheshire!) Xiumin x (Alice!) reader

she was lost in the wonder of such a place, and he was lost in the wonder of her. | -

* XIUMIN | CLOVER | (wolf!) Xiumin x (witch!) reader | MOODBOARD

after so many years of being on your own, you now have a gentle wolf to watch your back. | gender neutral reader

* XIUMIN | CRESCENT EYES | (witch!) Xiumin x (hybrid!) reader

as winter melted into spring, so his power drained from him. for the first time in the countless years, he had received no sign from his creator. instead of the guiding light, he found his strength in the shy crescent eyes of a feline. | -

* BAEKHYUN | ATTENTION | Byun Baekhyun x reader

Baekhyun had been ignoring her, and she began to suspect him of possably cheating on her with another idol. | -

* CHANYEOL | LOST BOY | (changeling!) Park Chanyeol x reader | MOODBOARD

lonely little boy, you never really belonged. but that’s alright, nether did she. | -

* CHANYEOL | GUARD DOG | (hybrid! familiar!) Park Chanyeol x (witch!) reader | MOODBOARD

i can’t take care of you anymore | -

* CHANYEOL | STERLING | Park Chanyeol x reader

you always had a curosity with dolls. your father used to bring you robotic ones he made in his tinkering. sometimes, you wondered, if you could bring them life. you blamed that for your later intrest in necromancy. | voodoo, gore

* SEHUN | DARK SIDE | Star Wars AU (Jedi!) Sehun x (Nightsister!) reader

Sehun was unsure of whether or not to trust this witch with an affinity for the dark side. | smut

* JB | DRIPPING ROSES | (knave of hearts!) Im Jaebum x (alice!) reader

silly little girl, i don’t think you’ll much like what you find in the heart of wonderland. | slight gore

* JACKSON | SELFLESS | (dragon!) Jackson Wang x (mystic!) reader

he was cursed for his family, but she set him free. | character death

* JINYOUNG | OF FAERIES AND FORSETS | Park Jinyoung x (faerie!)reader | MOODBOARD

Jinyoung had always been curious about the forest, and what creatures wandered there. | duel endings

* YOUNGJAE | PRECIOUS | (blood slave!) Choi Youngjae x (vampire!) reader + feat. N

he was her most precious possesion. | a little bit of master/slave kink tbh, but not very sexual.

* BAMBAM | SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST | post-apocalyptic au! Bambam x reader | MOODBOARD

morals are simply a set back in the aftermath. they’ll get you destroyed. | mentions of sexual assault against minors

* BAMBAM | SNOWGLOBE | Bambam x reader

for as long as he could remember, the cold nipped at his nose. The snow dusted his clothes. The trees where always stickly, covered in a layer of shimmering ice. But he always wondered, what lay just past the old lampost. | -

* YUGYEOM | SALT WATER | (siren!) Kim Yugyeom x reader + feat. (cabin boy!) Jisung + NCT

she could hear it, that distant melody. it called to her, cared for her, looked out for her when no one else would. | impiled sexual harassment and assault

* JOHNNY | PROMISE | revolution au! Johnny Seo x reader

we’ll shout it from the tallest building / we’ll be here when their heart stops beating (inspired by Wake Up by Black Veil Brides) | gun violence, language

* TAEYONG | FREEDOM | (run away au!) Lee Taeyong x reader | MOODBOARD

some kids never learn. | mentions of achehol and cigarettes

* TAEYONG | HARLEQUIN | (yandere!) Lee Taeyong x (psychopath!) reader | MOODBOARD

he would do whatever she asked, more than happy to simply be a member of her cort of jesters, even if that ment his silence. | mental illness, emotional abuse

* TAEYONG | ROSE COLORED BOY | (prince!) Lee Taeyong x (knight!) reader

a beautiful, youthful prince, the crown jewel of his kingdom, kindhearted and breathtaking in beauty, locked away and lost. frozen in time, forever young as the years pass around him. | reverse sleeping beauty au

* TEN | RELEVE | (dance teacher!) Ten x (ballet student!) reader

he was born with the rhythm in his blood, and his words were kind to those who looked for guidance. | -

* MARK + LUCAS | PRAY FOR THE WICKED | Mark x reader x Lucas | PART TWO

sin will find you | drug use, sexual themes and implied threesome, some guy x guy

* RENJUN | EAST IS UP | Renjun x reader

it can take some time to compleatly wake up when you’ve been alseep for so long. | inspired by Jumpsuit by Twenty One Pilots

* HAECHAN | MALICE | Haechan x reader

not everyone get’s to have a happy childhood, some of them tread on shattered glass though hellfire. in that heat you eather burn or freeze. | violence

* JAEMIN | DISTORTION | (yandere! merman!) Jaemin x reader | MOODBOARD

your kind forgot long ago, that it’s sea water that falls from your eyes you simply renamed to tears. | drowning

* G-DRAGON | IN-SANE-ITY | (mad hatter!) G-Dragon x (Alice!) reader

what’s so weird about being a little weird? | -

* N | RHYTHM | (spirit!) N x reader

there is a rhythm in all living things. if you listen, you can feel it’s hum. | -

* N | REDRUM | (ghost!) N x (cannibal!) reader

all work and no play, makes you just so… hungry… | all the warnings. !!!

* LEO | CREATURE OF THE NIGHT | (skinwalker!) Leo x (medicine woman!) reader | MOODBOARD

you don’t talk about them. you never go out by yourself, for fear you might run into one. no one knows what they actually do, for everyone who encounters one and doesn’t get away, disappears for good. | dule endings

* KEN | POCKET WATCHER | (white rabbit!) Ken x (Alice!) reader

her curiosity seemed to always run away with her… but what was curiouser than finding a handsome young man alone in the woods? | -

* RAVI | THE SORCERESS’ APPRENTICE | (apprentice!) Ravi x (sorceress!) reader + feat. (vampire!) Xiumin | MOODBOARD

Ravi had left his coven in search of a sorcerer powerful enough to teach him his full magical potental. | adult and sexual themes

* RAVI | RITUAL | (apprentice!) Ravi x (sorceress!) reader | MOODBOARD

Magic like this is forbidden, and for good reason. | mild adult content

* RAVI | WARRIOR QUEEN | Ravi x reader

she had missed her chance, and now it tore her apart. | mental illness

* HONGBIN | ROOM 217 | Hongbin x reader

The Overlook Hotel is known to be home to some very… interesting spirits. | smut

* HYUK | SICKNESS | Hyuk x reader

sometimes the most beautiful rose in the pained broken one. | character death

* HYUNGWON | TEAPOT | (doormouse!) Hyungwon x (Alice!) reader

sometimes even the smallest things can become large depending on your veiw point. | -

* HYUNGWON + I.M | HALO | (witch!) Hyungwon + (witch!) I.M

divinity magic | -

* WONHO | FLOWER PETALS | (ghost!) Wonho x reader

everything has a story to tell if you are willing to listen. | mentions of rape and murder

* ALL | BELOW THE MARSH | seven deadly sins series

some things hide just below unassuming appearances | seven different endings

* WOOJIN | MONSTER | (vampire!) Kim Woojin x reader

if you look past the gentle smiles, you may find what you believed to be innocence is not as pure as before. | slight yandere

* BANG CHAN | SECOND NATURE | (wolf!) Bang Chan x reader

while she might look at first glance, just like any of the other humans, he could smell the wolf in her blood. Long quiet and sleeping patently. He itched to set that wolf free, and watch her dance under the moonlight. | -

* FELIX | THE BOYS WITH FLAMES FOR HAIR | (reverse little mermaid au) Lee Felix x reader

the deep but gentle voice seemed to haunt you. Playing over and over again in the back of your mind. The fuzzy outline of the boy who saved you waited just behind your eyelids. His vibrant hair reminded you sometimes of the mute boy who had wandered into your backyard… | suicide attempt mention

* TAEMIN | DOWNPOUR | (naiad!) Lee Taemin x reader

he is that heavy feeling in your chest when the sky opens up and pours. he glances at you through the curtain of rain drops, the embodiment of mother nature’s sweat and tears. | depression

* ZTAO | ORACLE | (witch!) Tao x reader

there are whispers in shadows of the magic world. Whispers of a cult of witches, fortune tellers. But these are no normal tarot readers, these are oracles. The whispers warn of the horrible things that happen to those who seek out the members of this cult. | slight adult themes

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