everyday I join lethal company lobby to Just Vibe and am sent Multiple Friend Request

content warning very straight post during pride month incoming. straight men on tiktok do various 'things girls do that are cute/give guys butterflies/make guys fall in love' video series and they have a range of tones and I want to talk about them.

These two guys did a series like this that they said was in response to some girls doing a 'things guys do that they don't know are hot' video, but the problem is men are incredibly stupid and women have been performing since we were 9 so they were like 'things girls do that they don't know is hot' and it was, like, bite their lip or borrow your t-shirts or touch your arm or something like sweet summer child we absolutely do know that but it was honestly inoffensive because they were so clueless and seemed to genuinely like women.

Then we've got these two INCREDIBLY annoying austrailian guys who seem to be recording a podcast (?) since they're talking into mics but I'm certainly not gonna go see if the podcast actually exists. Anyways they're like 'things girls do that give guys butterflies' and it's 'say don't pick me up i'm so heavy when they actually weigh nothing ' or 'yap' and you're like oh ok you mean very tiny girls you already like but don't respect i hate you little dweebs.

THEN we have the elite, the rare, the ones that actually give me hope of finding love, the men who talk about actual human things the actual women they actually know do that are cool and interesting and you can tell they actually respect women and find these things hot because they happen to be straight. Hard to explain the distinction, but important.

Oh and then there was this guy who did a variation that was like "advice" for how to give guys butterflies and one was like touch his thigh while looking deeply into his eyes like oh wow thanks should I put my hand near a man's crotch to turn him on? Key feedback thanks so much.

𝚁𝚎𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 - 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 "𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛" 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚢

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Warnings: None Word count: 1.4k Genre: fluff Summary: After being seperated for 10 years, a certain lizard brings you and trapper back together, leading to quite the reunion Pairings: kaiju trainer!reader x kaiju vet!trapper A/n: In this story the reader is someone who works in hollow earth to maintain the kaijus and ensure they all "play nice" ,it sounds weird, but just go with it pls ( Also decided to start my dan fics with Trapper since I think there is practically no apprication of him on here so here we are)

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For 5 years now, you had been working down in beautiful hollow earth. After Dr. Andrews discovered that you were somehow able to tame any animal, including ones that are 100 ft tall, she hired you immediately. You grew a close bond with a lot of the animals in hollow earth, but your favourites had always been kong and godzilla. After coming together and being rid of skar king, the two became like playful children. They often play fought with each other, never intentionally hurting each other ,but accidents did occasionally happen of course. Normally you would have a vet called Jack come down to tend to them. However, after discovering he wasn't giving the kaijus the right treatment, Illene fired him.

It had been 7 months since jack got fired ,none of the animals had sustained injury thankfully, that was until kong and godzilla were playing, and kong managed to puncture zilla's arm with his reinforced tooth. You reported the injury uo to the lab on the surface, and were ensured the vet would be sent down as soon as possible. You still hadn't met, or even been told anything about this newly hired vet, all you knew was that he had been the one that fitted kongs tooth. For whatever reason, Illene always insisted that "You wouldn't know him." You left it at that and accpeted you would just meet him when the time arrived.

You were sat on a ledge with the large lizard sat in front of you whimpering and growling occasionally. You rubbed the top of his head. "It's gonna be alright buddy, Im sure this vet will be just lovely." You smiled as he looked up at you and gave a dismissive huff. You chuckled, before watching a yellow air craft fly round the corner and land behind you on the ledge. You patted zilla's head and got up, jogging over to the door waiting for it to open. Once it did, you watch Illene and Jia step out, followed by a man in a green flying suit and sunglasses. Jia hugged you as you stared at the man, there was something about him, you could of sworn you knew this man.

"Y/n? y/n are you ok?" You broke out of your trance, stopped staring at the man before turning to Illene who was now looking at you concerned. "Yes yes, I'm fine Dr Andrews." She nodded still looking slightly concerned as you looked at the ground. "Right then, where's this big lizard." He had an austrailian accent, another thing you reconised. You led the man over to where godzilla was sat, and let him start working as you sat with Illene and Jia. "Dr Andrews I swear I reconise him, what's his name?" Illene watched him work. "He's called Travis Beasley." You froze. "W-what did you just say?" Illene showed you his work profile."Travis Beasly, he's certainly an odd one, you wouldn't believe how much he changed from high school." Oh but you would.

*Flashback*

You couldn't believe what you were hearing. Trapper was being sent to another university. You had known Trapper since the two of you were 5 years old. The both of you had just confessed deeper feelings for each other. But now you being forced apart because his father was directing him into a new career path. You sunk to your knees, feeling tears fill your eyes. "N-no you can't leave Trapper, I love you, I might never see you again, I can't live with that, I can't!" He came down to your level, his eyes as wet as yours. "I know sweetheart I know It's not fair, but I don't have a choice." He pulled you into his chest, rubbing your back ,trying to not get any more emotional. You cried into his chest before he pulled you back gently and planted his lips on yours. You tangled your fingers into his chocolate brown hair, holding his face against ,not wanting the kiss to end, you knew what happened when it did.

*End of Flashback*

Trapper had about finished on godzilla for the moment and walked back over. "Well providing he doesn't get into any more biting matches with kong, he should be fine." Trapper removed his glasses to clean them and looked up, seeing you stood up now, tears brimming your eyes with the setting sun framing you. He tilted his head slightly confused, before your broken voice spoke. "Trapper?" His face quickly melt from one of confusion to one of captivation. Slowly he walked towards you, taking in your details as you did the same to him. Only one person in the world had that nickname for him. As the two of you came to be inches apart, you looked into his eyes. "I-i thought I'd never see you again trapper-" Before you could even finish your sentence, Trapper held your face between his hands and kissed you deeply.

You didn't hesitate to kiss back, as the both of you slowly sank to your knees, never breaking the kiss. Your hands found their way into his dirty blonde waves as tears spilled from both yours and his eyes. Eventually you pulled out of the kiss for a breath, smiling through the tears as Trapper pushed your hair out of your face. "I can't believe it's really you sweetheart, you look so different." You gave a small broken chuckle as you sniffled back tears. It was true, both of you looked practically unreconisable to each other. You had gone from a quiet nerdy girl that wore 2 buns, to keep her curly blonde hair out of the way, to a woman with tattoos, black and purple hair and glasses. Trapper however had gone from a short ,skinny boy with ratty brown hair, to a tall, muscular man with his sandy blonde waves. His personality hadn't changed of course, he had always been the loveable ,music-loving and laid back australian you'd always known.

Illene informed you both that she was taking Jia back up to the surface. You nodded ensuring Trapper could stay in your home in hollow earth for a while. You both watched as the air craft flew away, before slowly starting to make your way through the trees, to your penthouse type home. All whilst chatting to each other and catching up on your differing paths, after being seperated. Once you got home, You offered Trapper a coffee. He nodded sitting down and you made his coffee, remembering every little detal his had for coffee.

You sat down with him and set the drink down. "I just can't believe it's actually you." He smiled pulling you onto his lap and resting his forehead agaisnt yours. "Then it's a good thing I'm here to make you believe isn't it sweetheart." You held back tears and kissed him again. The kiss was full of passion, not in a sexy way, more in an extreme display of affection way. Trapper held your sides, gently squeezing them. You pulled back. "How about you sleep here tonight, I must say, the views from the bedroom are a sight to behold." He grinned at you and stood up, throwing you over his shoulder. You giggled as he headed to the open bedroom door and placed you down on the bed, before taking a seat behind you, shoes off of course.

Trapper wrapped his arms round you and rested his chin on your shoulder. "Y/n?" You hummed in reposnse, watching the sun settting over hollow earth through the glass doors at the other end of the bedroom. "Can I stay here with you permenantly?" You turned and looked at him. "Trapper being down here is a full time gig y'know? Not to mention sometimes dangerous, I couldn't forgive myself if something happend to you." He smiled holding your face. "And I couldnt forgive myself if we got seperated again sweetheart. Besides if you can be down here all by yourself, Im sure I'll be able to live down here with you." You gave him a sweet smile, before smacking his chest playfully. "You dork!" He chuckled holding you. "You mean, Your dork?" You giggled as the two of you layed down to cuddle, the sun setting fully over hollow earth for the day.

Auradon kid; Now wait just a second, Dundee- Ace; "Dundee?" Did you just call me fucking Dundee? Ace; You Auradons can't insult for shit- first off, I'm a fucking Brit, not an Aussie. Dundee's what you call an Austrailian. You call a Brit Ramsay or something. Ace; Second, what makes you think calling me Dundee is gonna offend me? Dundee's cool as fuck, the man literally wrestled gators for fun. You think you're gonna insult me by comparing me to someone cool? Call me a cunt like a fucking adult. Ace, walking away shaking its head; Insulting a Brit by calling it fucking 'Dundee.' Unbelievable.

Did you know that they hired a professional baker to make weird and surrealist food for the extras to eat in the merovingian restaurant scene. and also had him (deadpan austrailian man baker) hold up various Orgasm Chocolate Dessert candidates until the wachowskis pointed at the cake. this segment of the documentary is called "Dessert of the Real"

Awww omg I'm so late but Happy Birthdayyyyy💓💓💓 I'm so sorry you're sick but I'm glad you've had fun answering messages<3 Maybe this is a silly question but for fun which f:mab character would you choose as a roommate if you had to and why? also if you had to crossover two characters from any of your many beloved fandoms which two women would you ship?

forgiven for the crime of being austrailian. ghuijok; no but really though i haven't gone to sleep yet so it's all good!! still feels like my birthday to me!!

it's not silly at all!! i think that's a fantastic question. i feel like most of my blorbos from that show would be. interesting roommates? like lust i would not.. trust the company she keeps. riza would take forever to unpack her boxes. and would make me so sad bc i know her ass is not eating well and i would have no choice but to cook for her. olivier and izumi both would be so neat that my messiness would make me too self-conscious. i feel like? winry actually? might make the best rooomate? i feel like we're similar levels of messy and getting sucked into projects would be understandable for both of us, and i think we'd get along pretty well too!

if i had to do a crossover. man. most of my characters are in ships in their home show that i really like so i don't think about crossovers too much. but jadzia dax could hook up with anyone and i'd be like yeah makes sense. hot. i'm just trying to think who'd be most interesting. i feel like. maybe. peggy carter?. she'd get her to loosen up a lil bit lmfao

If I was as talented as that austrailian tiktok music man Id make a "Stop Believing" anti song for your

Stop letting petty excuses stop you from living your best life but more importantly stop letting excuses stop you from making my anti Journey album

Dear Sniper, how exactly do you feel about Saxton Hale? Some people have told me that you're a fan of his, while others have insinuated that you despise everything he stands for as the "prime example of an Austrailian man". Could it be more complicated, with the truth lying somewhere in between, or your feelings changing over time? (A copy of this letter has been sent to both the RED and BLU Sniper)

Sniper: I'll keep it simple, I like the paychecks he sends me. I don't like the bloody missions he sends us on. Gettin' a visit from Pauling 'cause he has work for us to do is never somethin' ANY of us look forward to. It's always.. fightin' yetis or what have you. That wasn't in the job description when we sign the contracts!

Spy: The job description was vague. There was not anything definite about it.

Sniper: Yeah, but I still didn't think that would mean half the shit that crazy bastard's made us do!

I wonder if danny ric's accent is austrailian as a baseline, but just got mixed and became an amalgamation of british/european accents based on his time driving there as a teen(?)

studying this man like hes an insect under a microscope rn

that seems to be a consensus! thanks @angel-inrealtime for confirming. I have fam in perth but they’re technically immigrants so they don’t help accent wise

*kicks feet and smiles like the cheshire cat*

ive officialy become atatched beyond repair too atwg!wilbur. its too late comma hes my skrunkly evil blorbo and i love him dearly. he is mine, ive snatched him and gobbled him up.

anyways i am obbsessed and this obbsesion will only continue too grow, the same goes for atwg!quackity he is such an idiot and i love him. man i love the pathetic sad wet kitten wilbur from htid but evil little shit wilbur is soooo entertaining. hes a stalker, hes on drugs, hes gay, hes going too eat your firstborn*.

oh also fun fact: i have a austrailian/american/secret-third-thing nobod-can-name-but-everyone-hears-vaugly-european accent due too an unfortunate seris of events***

*not in a vore way, in a oooh shiny way.

**again, not in a vore way, in a rumpelstiltskin way

***not the tv show, just a strange life

-ÆÆ anon

Bro saaaame, I'm so fucking obsessed with atwg!Wilbur, he's my special little guy and I love him despite his many crimes

Fun fact, that means you kinda have an accent similar to htid!Fundy who is british?/floridian?/something else

i should be asleep but nooooo, the urge to give scout and sniper all my love keeps me awake

that and the maggot discord and my bubblebee but thats unrelated

anyways back to scout and sniper

for scout i am his listener as he rants and rants and rants. he's pretty and i shall tell him exactly that. this bostonian boy needs my love and he needs it now

for sniper its the opposite. let me yap in front of this quiet and focused austrailian (*cough* new zealand *cough*) man so that he can listen to me because i deserve to be listened to

now i am going to probably go to bed (sike, im gonna stay up probably another hour and regret it)

On This Day: a man killed 35 people and wounded 23 others in tasmania, so the austrailian government banned guns

Just proving that it could be done…23 years ago

Apparently theres FlxAus nsfw fanfiction on this site. Whoever has it PLEASE send it to me.

when aussies say yoochube

◟̽◞̽ Tues 24 Nov ‘20 🐠

Grammy Nominations and Live Shows OH MY!!

LOUIS’ BACK!!! And I don’t mean “oh he liked something on Instagram” or “oh he tweeted about a RHCP concert”, I mean he’s going to be doing a VEEPS LIVESHOW! And so we solve the mystery of the Spotify vids (they were a stage!): a few hours before the announcement, he tweeted, “Hope you’re all doing alright. Exciting stuff coming up!!”, and then left the masses to wonder what could possibly be happening and when. Three anxious hours later: “So excited to announce that I’m getting my band and crew back together to put on a special show for you all that will be streamed December 12 [!!!adkhfkadhfjj!!!] and will be available for 28 hours after. The show will support 5 important causes very close to my heart”. The causes Louis Tomlinson Live From London will support are FareShare (they redistribute food to communities in need), CrewNation (the LiveNation COVID crew fund), StageHand (similar to CrewNation, but UK based), Bluebell Wood Children’s Hospice, and paying Louis' own touring crew! The tickets go on sale TOMORROW. If you can't afford one, Luke Massie (founder and CEO of Vibe Tickets) is giving funds away on twitter to fans who want to watch the show! “I’ll do my best to help as many of you as I can see him and his amazing crew perform,” he said. Louis has said that there is no cap on the ticket sales, so I’m taking him at his word and hoping that Veeps is prepared for what's about to happen (they're REALLY not lol.)

And that’s not all!! The press release for the show promised “songs from… ‘Walls”...alongside a few surprises” (I - could it - new music????), as well as “an exclusive range of new merchandise” that comes out tomorrow! The merch proceeds will go to the charities listed above. And! The Telegraph published an interview! Louis promises AN UPCOMING NEW ALBUM (“I had basically penciled down a plan before corona took over our lives”). He says again that he wants to move into the KMM style rock sound, “I think there were some songs where I took slightly more risk and owned what I love, saying, this is who I want to be..there is a certain energy in [KMM], in its delivery, in its attitude, that I want to recreate. People are struggling at the moment so I want to create a raucous, exciting atmosphere in my live show, not a somber, thoughtful one.” He says that he wants this next album to be more optimistic, because that is who he is, but new songwriting is HARD during a pandemic: for him (like for all of us), his days have fallen into a routine, and so he has no ‘new experiences’ to draw from. And, once again, Louis brings up John Frusciante and how he “fucking wishes” he could chat with him. Louis - drop your RHCP stan account PLEASE! We also learned that fans were RIGHT in speculating that he’s been in LA recently (though likely not for the reason the Telegraph wants us to think). About his travels, Louis says, “[The spot he goes to] is remote and kind of weird, and I’m going to go there for three days and write. I don’t know why I’m so drawn to it... it’s got some very interesting (peculiar?) locals who live there...it feels like you’re going back in time when you’re there.” ANY COMMENT, @/visiteroda??? And, in a rare look ahead, Louis reveals that he wants to manage an all-women’s rock band playing instruments (hey, friend, you know where women could play instruments? YOUR OWN BAND, MY DUDE! Just a suggestion). He said that his process with Syco had become “challenging and frustrating” because the kinds of artists he wants to develop aren’t “ready-made” - he sees a lot of artists that were “rough and ready” but labels want to see “something that works straight away”. But with Syco dust in the wind he can get back to it: HELL YEAH! The band he’s currently got his eyes on is Fickle Friends (an indie Brighton all-female rock band); he says this is the kind of band he wants to manage, “because there’s no one in that space. And I know eventually if I don’t do it, someone else will!”. Guys, I say this a lot, but really, Louis is about to make some WAVES in that space and I can’t WAIT to see it play. But first the concert, please!

AND!!!!!! Harry has been NOMINATED FOR THREE FUCKING GRAMMYS!! GUYS, HE MADE IT! The categories he is up for are: Best Music Video (Adore You - the TASTE), Best Pop Solo Performance (Watermelon Sugar), and BEST POP VOCAL ALBUM! I know that we’re always like, Grammys mean nothing, and how can we feel otherwise 1D was never nominated, but this is a MILESTONE in his career, and I am so happy to see his work getting the recognition it deserves! There were no nominations for him in the general field this year (artist or record of the year) BUT just you WAIT. Everything that Harry does makes me think that he is gearing up for a very long and successful career and I am. Very Happy for him. And so is everyone else! Harry’s friends, family, colleagues, and labels have all been quick to congratulate him on his well deserved recognition. In other Harry news, we got some stills from an Austrailian movie called “Holding the Man” which bear remarkable similarities to the Golden music video. (Were Harry's Vans really in there as a tribute to the film or did that part just work out very well for him??) The movie and the song don’t have anything in common thematically except being gay, but it really looks like a visual homage to this film (or, my personal theory, a fix-it fic to give it a happy ending!). And! Harry was papped on the DWD set with Florence Pugh again today, in a suit and an opulent background - it’s hard to make out Harry’s face, but I think we can guess that it's beaming in pride, as it should be.

GQ Spain did a piece on Liam’s Hugo capsule, praising it for being “the utilitarian style” (“the star trend of 2020”). They’re very nice about it, and seem to be genuinely interested and like the color scheme of the clothes: “the monocolor look...is an irrefutable argument in men’s clothing”. They also praise the collection for being an example that “you don’t need to spend hours in front of a mirror to dress like the best dressed men on the planet”. All of these were meant to be compliments, I SWEAR! Niall was around on Twitter yesterday, reminiscing about the time when some fans asked Justin Beiber to take pictures of them with Niall, it's true Niall that IS hilarious and also good psychic timing: that's EXACTLY how relevant Justin Beiber should be (yes I AM bitter the Weeknd was ROBBED). He also congratulated Shawn Mendes for his documentary, “So proud of this boy. He’s smashed it and always so humble. Well done to everyone involved.X”. I have not seen this documentary but if there are any more “Camila Cabello orders bananas at sushi restaurants moments” PLEASE let me know!