everyday I join lethal company lobby to Just Vibe and am sent Multiple Friend Request

Auradon kid; Now wait just a second, Dundee- Ace; "Dundee?" Did you just call me fucking Dundee? Ace; You Auradons can't insult for shit- first off, I'm a fucking Brit, not an Aussie. Dundee's what you call an Austrailian. You call a Brit Ramsay or something. Ace; Second, what makes you think calling me Dundee is gonna offend me? Dundee's cool as fuck, the man literally wrestled gators for fun. You think you're gonna insult me by comparing me to someone cool? Call me a cunt like a fucking adult. Ace, walking away shaking its head; Insulting a Brit by calling it fucking 'Dundee.' Unbelievable.

Did you know that they hired a professional baker to make weird and surrealist food for the extras to eat in the merovingian restaurant scene. and also had him (deadpan austrailian man baker) hold up various Orgasm Chocolate Dessert candidates until the wachowskis pointed at the cake. this segment of the documentary is called "Dessert of the Real"

Awww omg I'm so late but Happy Birthdayyyyy💓💓💓 I'm so sorry you're sick but I'm glad you've had fun answering messages<3 Maybe this is a silly question but for fun which f:mab character would you choose as a roommate if you had to and why? also if you had to crossover two characters from any of your many beloved fandoms which two women would you ship?

forgiven for the crime of being austrailian. ghuijok; no but really though i haven't gone to sleep yet so it's all good!! still feels like my birthday to me!!

it's not silly at all!! i think that's a fantastic question. i feel like most of my blorbos from that show would be. interesting roommates? like lust i would not.. trust the company she keeps. riza would take forever to unpack her boxes. and would make me so sad bc i know her ass is not eating well and i would have no choice but to cook for her. olivier and izumi both would be so neat that my messiness would make me too self-conscious. i feel like? winry actually? might make the best rooomate? i feel like we're similar levels of messy and getting sucked into projects would be understandable for both of us, and i think we'd get along pretty well too!

if i had to do a crossover. man. most of my characters are in ships in their home show that i really like so i don't think about crossovers too much. but jadzia dax could hook up with anyone and i'd be like yeah makes sense. hot. i'm just trying to think who'd be most interesting. i feel like. maybe. peggy carter?. she'd get her to loosen up a lil bit lmfao

If I was as talented as that austrailian tiktok music man Id make a "Stop Believing" anti song for your

Stop letting petty excuses stop you from living your best life but more importantly stop letting excuses stop you from making my anti Journey album

Dear Sniper, how exactly do you feel about Saxton Hale? Some people have told me that you're a fan of his, while others have insinuated that you despise everything he stands for as the "prime example of an Austrailian man". Could it be more complicated, with the truth lying somewhere in between, or your feelings changing over time? (A copy of this letter has been sent to both the RED and BLU Sniper)

Sniper: I'll keep it simple, I like the paychecks he sends me. I don't like the bloody missions he sends us on. Gettin' a visit from Pauling 'cause he has work for us to do is never somethin' ANY of us look forward to. It's always.. fightin' yetis or what have you. That wasn't in the job description when we sign the contracts!

Spy: The job description was vague. There was not anything definite about it.

Sniper: Yeah, but I still didn't think that would mean half the shit that crazy bastard's made us do!

I wonder if danny ric's accent is austrailian as a baseline, but just got mixed and became an amalgamation of british/european accents based on his time driving there as a teen(?)

studying this man like hes an insect under a microscope rn

that seems to be a consensus! thanks @angel-inrealtime for confirming. I have fam in perth but they’re technically immigrants so they don’t help accent wise

*kicks feet and smiles like the cheshire cat*

ive officialy become atatched beyond repair too atwg!wilbur. its too late comma hes my skrunkly evil blorbo and i love him dearly. he is mine, ive snatched him and gobbled him up.

anyways i am obbsessed and this obbsesion will only continue too grow, the same goes for atwg!quackity he is such an idiot and i love him. man i love the pathetic sad wet kitten wilbur from htid but evil little shit wilbur is soooo entertaining. hes a stalker, hes on drugs, hes gay, hes going too eat your firstborn*.

oh also fun fact: i have a austrailian/american/secret-third-thing nobod-can-name-but-everyone-hears-vaugly-european accent due too an unfortunate seris of events***

*not in a vore way, in a oooh shiny way.

**again, not in a vore way, in a rumpelstiltskin way

***not the tv show, just a strange life

-ÆÆ anon

Bro saaaame, I'm so fucking obsessed with atwg!Wilbur, he's my special little guy and I love him despite his many crimes

Fun fact, that means you kinda have an accent similar to htid!Fundy who is british?/floridian?/something else

On This Day: a man killed 35 people and wounded 23 others in tasmania, so the austrailian government banned guns

Just proving that it could be done…23 years ago

Apparently theres FlxAus nsfw fanfiction on this site. Whoever has it PLEASE send it to me.

when aussies say yoochube

◟̽◞̽ Tues 24 Nov ‘20 🐠

Grammy Nominations and Live Shows OH MY!!

LOUIS’ BACK!!! And I don’t mean “oh he liked something on Instagram” or “oh he tweeted about a RHCP concert”, I mean he’s going to be doing a VEEPS LIVESHOW! And so we solve the mystery of the Spotify vids (they were a stage!): a few hours before the announcement, he tweeted, “Hope you’re all doing alright. Exciting stuff coming up!!”, and then left the masses to wonder what could possibly be happening and when. Three anxious hours later: “So excited to announce that I’m getting my band and crew back together to put on a special show for you all that will be streamed December 12 [!!!adkhfkadhfjj!!!] and will be available for 28 hours after. The show will support 5 important causes very close to my heart”. The causes Louis Tomlinson Live From London will support are FareShare (they redistribute food to communities in need), CrewNation (the LiveNation COVID crew fund), StageHand (similar to CrewNation, but UK based), Bluebell Wood Children’s Hospice, and paying Louis' own touring crew! The tickets go on sale TOMORROW. If you can't afford one, Luke Massie (founder and CEO of Vibe Tickets) is giving funds away on twitter to fans who want to watch the show! “I’ll do my best to help as many of you as I can see him and his amazing crew perform,” he said. Louis has said that there is no cap on the ticket sales, so I’m taking him at his word and hoping that Veeps is prepared for what's about to happen (they're REALLY not lol.)

And that’s not all!! The press release for the show promised “songs from… ‘Walls”...alongside a few surprises” (I - could it - new music????), as well as “an exclusive range of new merchandise” that comes out tomorrow! The merch proceeds will go to the charities listed above. And! The Telegraph published an interview! Louis promises AN UPCOMING NEW ALBUM (“I had basically penciled down a plan before corona took over our lives”). He says again that he wants to move into the KMM style rock sound, “I think there were some songs where I took slightly more risk and owned what I love, saying, this is who I want to be..there is a certain energy in [KMM], in its delivery, in its attitude, that I want to recreate. People are struggling at the moment so I want to create a raucous, exciting atmosphere in my live show, not a somber, thoughtful one.” He says that he wants this next album to be more optimistic, because that is who he is, but new songwriting is HARD during a pandemic: for him (like for all of us), his days have fallen into a routine, and so he has no ‘new experiences’ to draw from. And, once again, Louis brings up John Frusciante and how he “fucking wishes” he could chat with him. Louis - drop your RHCP stan account PLEASE! We also learned that fans were RIGHT in speculating that he’s been in LA recently (though likely not for the reason the Telegraph wants us to think). About his travels, Louis says, “[The spot he goes to] is remote and kind of weird, and I’m going to go there for three days and write. I don’t know why I’m so drawn to it... it’s got some very interesting (peculiar?) locals who live there...it feels like you’re going back in time when you’re there.” ANY COMMENT, @/visiteroda??? And, in a rare look ahead, Louis reveals that he wants to manage an all-women’s rock band playing instruments (hey, friend, you know where women could play instruments? YOUR OWN BAND, MY DUDE! Just a suggestion). He said that his process with Syco had become “challenging and frustrating” because the kinds of artists he wants to develop aren’t “ready-made” - he sees a lot of artists that were “rough and ready” but labels want to see “something that works straight away”. But with Syco dust in the wind he can get back to it: HELL YEAH! The band he’s currently got his eyes on is Fickle Friends (an indie Brighton all-female rock band); he says this is the kind of band he wants to manage, “because there’s no one in that space. And I know eventually if I don’t do it, someone else will!”. Guys, I say this a lot, but really, Louis is about to make some WAVES in that space and I can’t WAIT to see it play. But first the concert, please!

AND!!!!!! Harry has been NOMINATED FOR THREE FUCKING GRAMMYS!! GUYS, HE MADE IT! The categories he is up for are: Best Music Video (Adore You - the TASTE), Best Pop Solo Performance (Watermelon Sugar), and BEST POP VOCAL ALBUM! I know that we’re always like, Grammys mean nothing, and how can we feel otherwise 1D was never nominated, but this is a MILESTONE in his career, and I am so happy to see his work getting the recognition it deserves! There were no nominations for him in the general field this year (artist or record of the year) BUT just you WAIT. Everything that Harry does makes me think that he is gearing up for a very long and successful career and I am. Very Happy for him. And so is everyone else! Harry’s friends, family, colleagues, and labels have all been quick to congratulate him on his well deserved recognition. In other Harry news, we got some stills from an Austrailian movie called “Holding the Man” which bear remarkable similarities to the Golden music video. (Were Harry's Vans really in there as a tribute to the film or did that part just work out very well for him??) The movie and the song don’t have anything in common thematically except being gay, but it really looks like a visual homage to this film (or, my personal theory, a fix-it fic to give it a happy ending!). And! Harry was papped on the DWD set with Florence Pugh again today, in a suit and an opulent background - it’s hard to make out Harry’s face, but I think we can guess that it's beaming in pride, as it should be.

GQ Spain did a piece on Liam’s Hugo capsule, praising it for being “the utilitarian style” (“the star trend of 2020”). They’re very nice about it, and seem to be genuinely interested and like the color scheme of the clothes: “the monocolor look...is an irrefutable argument in men’s clothing”. They also praise the collection for being an example that “you don’t need to spend hours in front of a mirror to dress like the best dressed men on the planet”. All of these were meant to be compliments, I SWEAR! Niall was around on Twitter yesterday, reminiscing about the time when some fans asked Justin Beiber to take pictures of them with Niall, it's true Niall that IS hilarious and also good psychic timing: that's EXACTLY how relevant Justin Beiber should be (yes I AM bitter the Weeknd was ROBBED). He also congratulated Shawn Mendes for his documentary, “So proud of this boy. He’s smashed it and always so humble. Well done to everyone involved.X”. I have not seen this documentary but if there are any more “Camila Cabello orders bananas at sushi restaurants moments” PLEASE let me know!

what kind of dogs do you think each of the clones would get???

Rex- He wouldn’t be too picky on breed. He would go right to the shelter, and look for hours, somehow coming back to the same old silent mixed breed, with the smartest eyes. it looks tough, but as soon as the shelter worker opens up the gate, that baby melts into Rex’s hand. Its love at first sight for these two Echo- Austrailian Shepherd. It reminds him of Fives. Smart, but playful. Protective, but good natured.  Fives- French bulldog. Look, I know Fives would go for these funny looking little guys. He would love having such an even dispositioned dogs. And would think the ears are hilarious Jesse- He is a lab guy. Catch him in the park with his golden playing fetch and pulling it out of mud puddles when they decide to take a dip. Kix- Brussels Griffon. easy to train, low maintainance, and something he can bring in to the medbay to visit patients! Tup- Jack russell terrier. He is the guy with the jack russell that he takes EVERYWHERE. Oh man I didn’t realize it til now. Dogma- German Shepherd. Loyal, easy to train, hard working dog. Hardcase-Husky. He would want something soft that he could curl up with at the end of a long stressful day. But still hyper enough to go play when needed. Huskies are... crazy. The perfect fun loving dog for this guy Coric- beagle. great companion dogs, funloving but overall calm and easy to train. Bly- Golden Retriever for the golden boy 99- HE DESERVES A HERD OF CORGIS Cody- Pug. I think Cody would get a kick out of the sounds these things make.  Waxer and Boil-Cavalier King Charles Spaniel small companion dog that gets along with almost everyone, including kids. Wolffe- I refuse to give him a dog like a Husky or similar to a wolf because they are highly active and after a long day, Wolffe just wants to relax and snuggle up on the couch. He gets a nice lazy little wrinkly faced bulldog named Baxter Sinker and Boost-Irish Setter. It would be a good way for these two to practice some skills when training such an athletic and beautiful dog.  Hunter- Basset hound. Big ears and such sad looking eyes would have Hunter hooked Wrecker- He gets a chihuahua. it sometimes sleeps in his helmet Tech- Rottweiler. Something that looks intimidating, but Tech did his research and this baby is a big softie from its training. Crosshair- greyhound. lanky and good natured. It would put a soft spot in this guys heart.

****Disclaimer: This is a generalization on Dog breeds. friendly reminder that all dogs, like clones, have individual personalities and even though dog breeds are predisposed to certain characteristics, each dog itself has its own personality and different training***

HI! HERE ARE SOME GOOD NETFILX ORIGINALS YOU SHOULD WATCH!

-Get Even: A STORY ABOUT THREE HIGHSCHOOLERS HAVING TO CLEAR THEIR NAMES OF A MURDER, Protags are all female, it's riverdale if riverdale had good writing, 'twas so good in fact in binged it in a day

-The Unlisted: BE MORE CHILL IS IT WAS MORE DYSTOPIAN, Basically what I just said, there are some austrailian 13-15 year olds who get these implants and have to FIGHT THE MAN! once again what riverdale wishes it could be!!

-The hallow: I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDD, season two was kinda sus tho, BUT ITS STILL GOOD!(what voltron wishes it could be, but the entire galaxy isn't on the line)

-Trinkets: pick pocket ladies, this Show is SO GOOD! Decently deals with being a teenager(WHAT RIVERDALE WISHES IT COULD BE!!!!)

-Great Pretender: this ones an anime about conartist, very nice, this is my favorite show of all time, what literally EVERYTHING wishes it could be.

AND! All of these shows (minus great pretender 😢) Have atleast one lgbtq+ main character

Colognele X REEDER

Colognele's ROBOT MUSCLES were THICK and BIG. He was TALL like a LARGE MAN. He looked at you with his GREEN and VIRIDIAN SPHEREPOIDS, which glistened like green EMERALDS.

"Y/n..." He said with his Brittish AUSTRAILIAN ACCENT, his GREat EYELASHES FLAPPING like the WINGS of a an EEAGLE.

"what is it honey" Your name said.

2 BE CONTINUDE???!!??!?!111