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nitw-daily · 2 years
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You’re a kid, Mae. And you’re naive. And in its own stupid way, that’s beautiful. But the world isn’t.
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kinghijinx22 · 9 months
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Mae Borowski VS a cockroach
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strang3lov3 · 1 year
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Joel Miller
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Lookalike - Joel finds your dirty mag and makes you get off in front of him.
Everyday I’m Shufflin’ - Joel is horrified to find out that you cannot shuffle a deck of cards, so he teaches you in a rather unorthodox way.
A Learning Process - When it rains, it pours. Shit hits the fan the first day you’re alone with your infant son, and Joel comforts you.
Tis’ But a Scratch - Too stubborn and proud to admit your mistakes or that you may need Joel’s help sometimes, Joel decides to teach you a lesson.
For Science - Joel helps to alleviate your period cramps. You know, for science.
Sleeping Beauty - Joel realizes you’re dreaming of him and wakes you up in the best way possible (his head between your thighs)
Self-Indulgent Tendencies - (dbf!joel) Joel finds you skinny dipping in his pool, and gives you two options. He can call the cops on you or he can punish you himself. You choose the latter of the two.
Phone a Friend - a story of two assholes and how they resolved their sexual tension (alternatively, Joel is sick of hearing you masturbate night after night)
Death by Flirting - five times you made Joel blush, and when he finally did it back to you.
Cup of Sugar - (dilf!neighbor!Joel) Joel catches you rifling through his belongings when you’re frantically searching for batteries after your vibrator dies.
Joyride - (dbf!joel) when your car breaks down, Joel decides to give you one of his. He just has to make sure you can handle a stick first ;)
Have your cake and eat it too - (brat tamer!joel, mean!joel, dom!joel) when you make joel bust in his favorite pair of jeans, he makes you clean your mess.
Erotic City - adult store owner! Joel helps you learn to make yourself come
Cream (horny husband!joel x reader) Joel is insatiable. He convinces you to get it on at his aunt's house on Thanksgiving. He's also got a lot of dirty Thanksgiving jokes he thought of last year that he's been saving to annoy you.
Fighting Fair - Joel doesn’t know what or who started this fucking thing, but he’s finishing it. Tonight.
Love Spell - (Sex pollen) After eating some mysterious berries, you and Joel spend a very memorable and unexpected Valentine’s Day together
Enjoy the Silence - You trespass into Joel’s house in search of some peace and quiet so you can get yourself off. Joel catches you in his bed in a compromising position.
Chevelle - (virginity loss) Joel figures out that you’re the one who hit his baby, his precious 1964 Chevrolet Chevelle. He needs you to make it right, but he doesn’t want your money
Play Stupid Games - who woulda thought you could make Joel come by playing with his nipples?
Series:
Lather (incomplete) When Joel injures his shoulder, he needs your help washing his hair and getting off 🚿🧼💦 part one, part two
Mall Rats(complete) Joel keeps track of you as you search your way through an abandoned mall. You don’t make his job easy. First stop is Victoria’s Secret Part one, part two, part three, part four, halloween special, part five part six, part seven
Brain Scramblies (complete) after sustaining a concussion, you tell Joel how you really feel about him. You don’t remember a thing the next day. Part one, part two
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Roman Roy
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Invisible Line- boundary after boundary is crossed when your boss is left with no choice but to share his bed with you.
Updated 04/17/2024
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sterekotypes · 1 year
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Okay I fucked up because I know I’m supposed to be working on my WIPS but I can’t stop thinking about delinquent Eli getting in so much trouble that the Sheriff can’t help him get out of it.
Then Eli gets put on parole with court-mandated community service and therapy. Somehow, Eli gets Stiles as a therapist and he doesn’t notice his new therapist and his single father making goo goo eyes at each other.
In fact, it takes five months before Eli catches them all over each other. And god, Eli was an idiot to think Stiles was there to help him. When he thinks back on it, it was so obvious that Stiles was just thirsting after his dad. That Stiles was just using him to get to his dad.
Maybe he didn’t give it much attention because it’s not like his dad ever fell for antics of horny PTA moms and slutty soccer dads. Maybe he didn’t expect his father to betray him with the only person who actually heard him when he spoke. Who didn’t lecture him over every little thing. Who didn’t breathe down his neck because Eli was never going to be the golden boy his dad was as a kid.
Eli can’t even look at them. He rushes off into the preserve ignoring the rain and the thunder and the lightning because his internal storm is so much bigger and scarier. It may have been a couple hours or a few minutes when he hears a shout and a crash, and that’s Stiles who just fell and knocked himself out.
And shit. Eli drags Stiles to the hospital because even though Stiles is a betrayer - he can’t let Stiles die. And the nurses are looking at Eli with that look when he finally gets Stiles in the door.
It’s the same look the mall security had when he caught Eli with a pocket full of borrowed merchandise. Then he called the cops. It’s the same look the manager had when Eli was grinding the railing in front of Beacon Hills First National Bank with his skateboard . Then he called the cops. It’s the same look the old man had when he caught Eli spray painting a dick under the overpass. Then he called the cops.
The nurses called the cops. But he doesn’t see Sheriff Stilinski, just that Parrish asshole. And Parrish is too happy to throw Eli into a holding cell taunting him about how juvie should really straighten him out. And fuck. His dad is going to be so mad. So so mad. And while he’s waiting for his dad to show up all he can think is how did his dad ever get such a fuck up for a son.
So he’s not prepared when his dad shows up. He doesn’t mean to start crying but Jesus. It’s been a stressful night. And who cares if he’s crying?
Its 2023. It’s manly to cry now. 🙄
And his dad is arguing with Parrish about false imprisonment being a federal crime and if he wanted to his dad could sue this department so hard for violating Eli’s rights that he would own this place. All the while he’s dripping all over the floor of this rinky dinky fucking office.
And Eli just wants to get out! He’s already got to tell his Judas of a father that his Brutus boyfriend is unconscious and it’s Eli’s fault because he was looking for him and and and -
Eli collapses into Derek’s arms instead and mumbles his confessions into his dad’s shoulder. They load into the car and his dad tells him about his childhood. How Eli’s grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins all burned to death. How his dad blamed himself. How his dad had his own wild streak living in New York with Aunt Laura.
And New York? Hot-wiring cars? Drugs? Breaking into buildings? Aunt Laura? Leather jackets?
Eli tried to see the delinquent that his father described but none of it matched with the man who drove Eli to his first date. Or the man who always added a little note in Eli’s lunches. Or the man who gave Eli tickets to his favorite band for his birthday last year.
And he doesn’t have much time to unpack it, because his dad ruffles his hair and slides out of the car. All casual, like he didn’t say a series of some of the most insane things to ever be spoken in the span of 15 minutes.
Instead he follows his dad through the hospital until they get to Stiles. And from the doorway of the room, Eli sees Sheriff Stilinski, shaken. And he sees Stiles smile at his dad and his dad smile back and - alright his dad has never smiled like that at anyone.
Then Stiles looks at Eli and smiles even wider. He calls Eli his hero. Says “It’s probably bad form to fire your hero right after he saves your life but I can’t be your therapist anymore.”
And Eli’s stomach turns into stone and his heart drops and - right of course, because Eli was dumb to think anyone would be able to stand him for too long. Plus he nearly got Stiles killed tonight.
“Don’t look like that dude!” Stiles says. “It’s like a huge conflict of interest to be in love with your patient’s father.” And the sheriff goes pinched like it did that time when he realized it was Eli who filled the high school pool with enough orbies that they starting coming out of the toilets and sinks.
And his dad. Omg it was sick. His dad gets the stupidest, dopiest look on his face and Eli almost vomits!
Then his dad says “you do?”
And Stiles! His face does the same look and Jesus! It was dis-gust-ting!
And Stiles says “yeah” all soft.
And his dad says “me. Me too. Uh. I love you too.”
And of course now Eli’s the asshole standing in the way of his freaking dad being happy. Which is not cool because they are Betrayers! Eli has a right to stand in the way, just so you know.
Like he didn’t HAVE to be okay with this at all.
He’s just such a good person that he chose to forgive them. And if he had plans to guilt them into getting him a car well… that’s the price they have to pay.
What? He said he was a good person. Not a saint.
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originalpear · 1 year
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July 2022
This was how Aunt Mall cop found Mae on @cocadope‘s playthrough.
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decent0distraction · 4 months
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Hi! You may know me as the person who does all of those Our Flag Means Death AUs, theories, and posts that either ruin your day, make you laugh, or both. Mostly both.
But I have something else for you.
My take on family!Sanders Sides - based off of the whole family roles the Sides gave themselves in the Five Years video.
To refresh your memory, Patton labeled himself as the dad, Logan as the mom, Roman as the son (the hotshot), Virgil as the (gay, emo) cousin, Janus as the (sassy) aunt (who talks shit about everyone), and Remus as the (fresh out of jail) uncle.
BUT
This AU of mine is… messed up.
Ok ok ok SO
We begin with Janus Duke, who has just moved back to the town of Sanders Bay, a lovely seaside community.
Janus has spent the last 10 years raising their son (Janus uses they/them pronouns bc I said so), moving from place to place for reasons that Virgil doesn’t know about yet that we’ll get into later. Stay with me.
Virgil is 16 and on his first day at Sanders Bay Secondary Academy (what a name, huh?), his dad, Remus, is getting out of jail.
When Virgil was about 6, Janus and Remus had decided to walk from their house into town to pick up their son from the babysitter. They were about halfway there when someone attacked Janus, cutting his face (resulting in scars on one side of his mouth, eye, and cheek, resembling a snake like face). Remus reacted violently towards the person who just hurt his spouse, the cops are called, and it’s made out to look like Remus had hurt Janus, who was unconscious.
When Janus finally came to, they were in a hospital, being told that their husband had been arrested and arranged.
Cut to present day, Virgil’s first day is met with a slight complication when an idiot threatre-jock hybrid accidentally knocks into him, causing him to hit his head.
Roman Hart insists that Virgil allow him to escort him to the nurse, who just so happens to be his dad, Patton Hart.
Roman’s other dad is their home room and history teacher, Logan Hart.
By the end of the school day, Roman and Virgil are sort of friends. But when Roman asks Virgil if they’d want to hang out or something, Virgil explains that he has to get home because his dad is finally home.
Roman just assumes that Virgil’s dad is in the military. He doesn’t even actually get to ask, because Virgil is too busy running out to Janus’s car.
Everything is going fine for a little while. Virgil studies with Roman after school, or they go to the mall, eventually going to Roman’s house.
The Harts are the nicest people in town, and Patton simply adores having Virgil around.
Janus, one day, is waiting with Remus in the school pick up lane for Virgil. The two of them are having a nice, causal conversation that is interrupted by Janus seeing their son talking to them.
“Oh, my God!” Janus slammed his foot on the break and put the car in park. “It’s them! It’s them!”
Remus looked to see their son standing with another boy, while the boy’s parents talked to Virgil.
They were Patton and Logan Hart, two people the Duke parents were happy to never see again.
When Patton put his hand on Virgil’s shoulder, Janus struggled to rush out of the car. Remus followed.
“Virgil!”
The anxious teen turned to watch his mom run to him and pull him away from the Harts.
“Are you okay? Did they hurt you?”
Virgil was beyond confused. “What? No! I’m fine. What are you-“ He stopped when Remus started to approach.
“Dad? Dad, I don’t know what’s happening, but nothing happened. Dad!”
But the man ignored his son in favor of getting in Logan’s face. “You’d do right by you and your family to stay the fuck away from mine.”
Logan didn’t even flinch. “And it would be correct for you to avoid threatening my family.”
Virgil was ready to try to defuse the situation before Janus began to have a panic attack. “Mom?”
Remus is then distracted by his spouse needing his help. He gets his little family in the car and they get home, where the parents sit down and finally tell Virgil the truth.
The truth is, Patton Hart and Janus Duke were friends. When they were 20, and Janus had a child and Patton didn’t, he got upset. And when he saw baby Virgil, he decided that he needed that child.
He acted like everything was fine. He offered to babysit Virgil so the new parents could have some time to themselves. He paid for Janus to be attacked, for Remus to be framed.
But when Janus woke up, he called Patton, screaming, begging. He knew Patton had the baby.
And Patton knew that if he kept Virgil, everything could be traced back to him eventually.
So he returned Virgil, acting like he was just watching the child for his friend.
But Janus moved away, moving from place to place so that they couldn’t be found.
Janus was so desperate to have their husband and their son’s father back that they believed Patton and Logan had moved on.
But to see that man anywhere their baby, Janus couldn’t handle it.
Virgil knows the truth now. How can anything be the same?
Before they can try to figure it out, the doorbell rings.
Janus flinches and Virgil is still busy hugging his Mom to bother with the door.
“I got it,” Remus tells them, answering the door to a man in all black and sunglasses.
“Look, whatever you’re selling, we’re not interested. Try the neighbors across the street. A lot of packages. Maybe they like sunglasses, or whatever you’re situation is-“
“-I’m not selling anything, sir. I’m looking for Remus Duke.”
Turns out, this guy isn’t a salesman. He’s Detective Remy Dormir (idk, I got the name from a human!AU fanart), hired by Roman Hart to find his birth family. (He arranged for this a year before the Dukes moved back to Sanders Bay)
This eventually leads to the discovery that Remus Duke’s father, Romulus King, got a woman pregnant before his passing. By this time, his son Remus had moved far away and changed his name, never successful at pleasing the man.
So yeah, Roman and Remus are half brothers. Which means Virgil’s only friend in Sanders Bay is his half uncle, since Virgil is the biological son of Janus and Remus Duke.
Yeah, there’s no romance between Roman and Virgil. Sorry to disappoint you Roman/Virgil shippers. There’s nothing wrong with that ship, it just doesn’t work for this AU.
That’s all I have so far. If I find that I missed something, I’ll add it later.
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bigstupid69 · 8 months
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if you're not I'm sorry but I think your AO3 has the same name, but were you the one who made the night in the woods perfectdolls fic??
YEAH THAT'S ME, I really need to update it good god, here's some old drawings of the AU!!
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I genuinely do not remember the reasonings for why I picked some of these characters, I ranted about for like hours with my gf so it's probably somewhere I'm just too lazy to find them
Penny is Mae, Ocean is Bea, and Mischa is Gregg, since I forgot to add their source, these were like the only 3 drawings I bothered to clean up and then I got burnt out.
(For those who can't tell the rest) Noel is Angus, Ezra is Lori M, Constance is Selmers (I genuinely forgot the reasoning I know I had one but it's lost in my dms), Ricky is Germ, Astrid is Jackie (Bea's party friend), Tammy is Cole (Mae's ex), And Corey is Casey
Not listed Virgil: Aunt Mall Cop, Father Marcus: Mr Chazokov (astronomy dude dusk stars)
This fic is definitely not abandoned it's just I literally have to make a transcript of the night in the woods dialogue, and literally no one without commentary does the Bea route (which is insane to me she's the best), I know she's confirmed straight or whatever, let me have my lesbians 🤬
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problematicraccoon · 11 days
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₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ about my characters pt. 1
this is going to be an ongoing series of just little character bios of my original characters for my wip, "The Witches of Opalworth". i'm not going to share too many details of the plot (for plagiarism reasons) but i'd love to tell you guys about my little characters !!
first up! introducing.. Sydney Lynn Webb-Shaw, my protagonist.
Sydney (or Syd) is 19, born on December 27th, making her a Capricorn. her pronouns are she/her. she was born in Missouri to her mother, Isla Webb-Shaw, and father, Colin Shaw-Webb. she's bisexual with a gigantic female lean (aren't we all). she's also on the autism spectrum, along with her mother, little sister and aunt.
she's 5'10. pretty lanky and skinny. literally the worst posture you've ever seen in your life. pale skin (mf has never seen the sun before and it SHOWS). hair cut boyishly short and dyed a retina-burning green (which earned her the nickname "lettuce head" from her family). a strong, hooked nose. dark brown, nearly black eyes that don't seem to reflect light, only absorb it. possibly millions of little freckles that cover her face, neck, shoulders and arms. sharp canines that make her look almost vampirish. a charming, crooked smile. usually seen in knee-length jorts, scuffed up sneakers, big tshirts or sweaters/sweater vests, funky earrings and a shit ton of clay rings made by her eccentric aunt Joesephine. basically the Adam Sandler look but gayer.
personality-wise, Sydney is an ambivert. she's got a razor sharp wit and is insanely sarcastic. she tends to be intense and obsessive, maybe to an off-putting extent to those that don't know, love and understand her. she's always been deeply passionate about being an activist and speaking up for others and herself. already, she's been to many rallies and protests for witches rights along with her grandmother, Lorelei. her mother claims she got her strong sense of justice from Lorelei, and no one else in their little clan refutes that. she loves her entire family very very dearly, though she's always been a little more connected to her grandma, as Syd seems to have been a copy/pasted version of Lor. both women are intensely passionate, fiercely protective of those they love, loud and unafraid to make some serious noise about the things they feel need to be changed, and have pretty much the exact same sense of humor. as her grandmother (who's well over 100 years old) was a suffragette back in the early 20th century, Sydney grew up listening to her tell stories of her adventures and the battles she'd fought in her lifetime. all of the change that Lorelei helped create inspired her to make a difference too; to help those that need it, and rage against the broken system that binds them.
₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ some songs i think Sydney would like...
Paul Blart Mall Cop - Girlhouse
Angry Too - Lola Blanc
Stuck - Daywave
18+ - Scene Queen
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (cause i KNOW this girl had a pretentious emo phase at least once in her lifetime)
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol
Anxiety - Lilyisthatyou
that's all i can tell you about her right now, as i myself am only just beginning to get to know her. she, like the rest of the cast and the manuscript itself are still in their pre-alpha-hello-neighbor phases (the girls that get it, get it and the girls that don't, don't) so as the story and characters grow and change i'll update the characters profiles !!
thank you for reading <3 stay safe, and my dms are always open!
you can also reach me on...
Discord: gayanarchist222
AO3: soobzgyu
Pinterest: problematicraccoon
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Aunt Mall Cop: *knocking* Mae, open up! We need to talk!
Mae, looking through the peephole: Sorry, you're mistaken. I already went to the grocery store today, I don't need any more bacon.
Molly: Open the effing door!!
Mae: I think that this hole right here is about the most contact that you and I need to make.
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nitw-daily · 2 years
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And the world isn’t out there somewhere. It’s here.
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thesituation · 10 months
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at my cop uncle’s house for a 4th of july barbecue sitting off to the side w my brother as the only 2 decent ppl here listening to my aunt’s filthy rich friends talk abt how much of a terrible inconvenience teslas are to charge “we had to wait in the parking lot at the milford mall for half an hour at night there were shady characters walking around” oh my god someone get the worlds tiniest violin quick
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natandwandaseries · 3 months
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Sorry if it’s a little early, I’m currently on the other side of the planet and have no clue about the time differences.
1. 📚Favorite part of the series?
Post Nat returning from Vormir and realising how important she is.
2. 📅What year did you start reading the series?
I think 2021.
3. 👩‍👩‍👧Favorite character?
Nat forever and always
4. 💯Favorite line?
Don’t think I can pick just one
5. 💃🏽Favorite secondary character?
Laura.
6. 🎬Best scene?
Natasha’s inner monologue when she knows where Wanda is but is struggling post paint factory explosion
7. 🔪Favorite Yelena moment/line?
Her taking over the cleanup post thanos.
8. 📖Favorite Natasha moment/line?
Whenever she tried to right any of her wrong doings whether they were intentional or not.
9. 🪄Favorite Wanda moment/line?
When she is with Peter and their friends acting her own age
10. 🖼️Most underrated scene?
The red room takedown
11. 😭Time the series made you cry
Nat trying to process Bruce’s death
12. 😂Time the series made you laugh
Slip n slide
13.📓Favorite literary reference
I’m afraid to say I’m not sure
14. ⛰️Favorite cliffhanger
Bucky wiping Nat, like I had no idea what he had done to her
15. 💻Scene that made you want to throw your phone/laptop
Honestly… Wanda’s recent reluctance to talk to Nat
16. 🎢Favorite plot/arc
I’m weird and love angst so it may be psychotic for me to say when Wanda found Natasha unconscious in the bathroom & her recovery from that
17. 👯‍♀️Best unexpected duo
Yelena and Tony
18. 🩰Biggest plot twist
Yelena still being alive
19. 🍞Best breadcrumb/foreshadowing
Again I’m struggling to narrow it down without rereading the entire series again
20.❤️Most heartwarming moment
Nat meeting baby cooper
21. 💕 Moment where you think Nat and Wanda became mother and daughter
Is it a cop out to say after their first real conversation
22. ⌛️ Reader’s choice
Don’t know what to say besides Thankyou for your writing as this is my favourite series to read and reread. It was always a struggle to find Natasha centred fics, let alone good, well written ones, so I couldn’t be more grateful! I look forward to every update so I hope you’re able to continue until there’s nowhere else for the story to go.
Thank you for answering every question! I had so much fun reading all of your answers!!
When it Nat learns that she really did save everyone, it was such a big moment for her. She finally had deliverance from her past and decided that she was no longer being a hero to wipe the red from her ledger, but because she wants to. Nat and Laura's relationship has been great to see grow, and how she has stepped into an aunt-like role for Wanda
I spent days researching what it is like being catatonic, and am so glad you enjoyed that scene! It is such a moment of growth for Yelena when she stayed behind to cleanup, we see her stepping into her role on the team not for her sister but for herself. i enjoy the Red Room takedown scene as well, we see just how much power Madame B has exerted over Nat, and how she can overcome it. Bruce's death scene reminds me a lot of the scene where Tony and Pepper give Nat her Spyder, it shows a vulnerable side to Tony. That slip'n'slide is so much fun in real life. I had been building up to Bucky wiping Nat for over a year, I was so excited to finally share it! I want to yell at Wanda while I'm writing so I feel your frustration
I'm working on a mini(ish) fic from Steve's POV (it was supposed to be for the four year anniversary, but life and new chapters got in the way), but I hope to share more of Nat's recovery after Wanda pulled her out from being unconscious Yelena being alive is my favorite plot twist I have written as well, which is part of the reason I picked the ballet slippers as the symbol for this question
Nat meeting baby Cooper melts my heart every time I read it! And not a cop out lol! I believe their first conversation was Nat admitting her past in the food court at the mall
Thank you so much for your replies!! I will continue to post for a while, there is a lot more story to tell for both of our girls! Happy Four Year Anniversary to the Nat and Wanda Series!
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catholicjinx · 1 year
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thoughts 👁️👁️
THOUGHTS.
the cult deliberately stands for conservatism and right-winged older people that refuse to believe that their town is leaning radically and changing and their views don't matter anymore so they kill the youth. especially with casey where they describe him as a menace and give examples of anarchy as "bad behavior" and murdering innocent teenagers as "good behavior" for the sake of a god that doesn't exist
secondly. I think the black goat isn't real. the night before mae wanders into the woods and takes everyone with her and ends up killing the cult in the mines she had that huge talk with gregg. yknow the one. where we learn about what happened in highschool and college and how mae has basically been disassociaging for years seeing everything as "shapes" and how the video game characters lost meaning at one point and just became shapes. I think the leader of the cult knew mae personally and Knew this and abused her disassociation to try to get her to join the cult and believe in a being that isn't real just so they can have an inside view on liberal behavior with the youth they can't connect with
the cult leader is that lady mae met in the underground subway thing that said she knew things about her grandpa. miss rosa. this is probably very wrong but you don't see her underground And aunt mall cop seems like she's going to ask where someone is but chokes on it. she had to have known rosa if granddad was her dad/father in law. makes sense
this game is crazy bananas
mae can't leave home because of her disassociation but she refuses to believe it and it's never stated. that's also why she automatically assumes thsres a ghost following them and not her mental health issues and still thinks theres a ghost even in the living room with everyone else/germ where she tries to talk to them about what's going on. deep inside her she knows what's wrong from her dreams she just doesn't want to say it because that means confronting her trauma
this game. is crazy bananas.
gregg and angus have a lot of relationship problems that need to be worked through :( especially on angus' end. there was a part where he completely shut down and got into that fight with gregg and it never got resolved because he just tried apologizing to mae thinking it'd get better but the tension was still there. I see it in him. he needs therapy
beas dad is part of the cult it makes sense
the musicians in Mae's dreams are part of the cult and her being eaten by metal sculptures of animals could symbolize the people in the cult that would eventually try to take Mae's life
I am just like gregg
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stranger-nightmare · 2 years
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Also people you realize once the gov’t people realize it’s vecna they’re just gonna magically cover it all up because they can’t have people know about the upside down.
So Jason if he survives is gonna be the town crazy crier saying Eddie killed Chrissy with the power of Satan.
Like Sam tells el ‘oh we can make that go away’ after she bashed Angela’s face in.
And the ‘mall fire’ that killed billy and the people he flayed.
The gov’t is gonna cover it up because like how do you explain Eddie magically lifting Patrick into the air? Jason told them Patrick lifted into the air, and they asked him ‘where was Eddie?’
Jason: what?
Cop: where was Eddie? If he was their who lifted Patrick into the air?
So my guess if Eddie lives the gov’t is gonna cover up vecna like they have with the other 3 seasons.
And season 5 it comes to a head where Hawkins, I think officially is gonna become a ghost town like dangerous to live in, almost as if it was a chyrnobel event at the lab something in the now abandoned lab maybe ‘malfunctioned’ and boom Hawkins must be evacuated
Or season 5 ends with a pull out shot of mike, being the DM for his and Els kids and the campaign is just him telling the stories of the first 4 seasons like full on one kid asks on the way upstairs from the dnd cave basement just like like had as a kid.
“But it wasnt real right daddy?” And Mike played by bill hader just laughs shaking his head
“Of course it wasn’t. I’m just really good at story telling. Come on to bed mom wants you guys well rested…going to see uncle Lucas and aunt max tomorrow.”
And just maybe season 5 the final shot is a scene of grown up El getting a weird tingle in the back of her neck while she’s putting dinner away or loading the dishwasher and just in the dark corner of the room a bug slinking into a crack in the wall.
I mean that’s how I would write it so if ever they really wanted to do another movie or even few episode short series. They have a small base for it or it’s all up to interpretation of was that a bug? Or another dart? Or was it all just our imagination?
-🎸😈
yeah I’m just nervous that the government or whatever will still just use Eddie as a scapegoat to blame everything on bc it’s much easier to scaremonger with a real life person who doesn’t fit into society than it is to try and come up with some other elaborate explanation for all the weird deaths and shit
also seeing the kids as adults?? ahhh I’d so love if they did that tbh! and absolutely they’d have to bring Bill Hader back in to play Mike bc that casting in IT: Chapter 2 was fucking spectacular!! I’d also love to see Holland Roden play an adult Max (I know their eyes are different colours but other than I think they look pretty similar and it’s be cool to see Holland and Sadie in a project together), and then we could have Halsey as older Eleven ahhhh
- hope
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Bella's Family tree.
Bella
Species: Rabbit.
Fur color: Yellow.
Eye color: Pink.
Age: 7
Date of birth: 4/9/2024(♈)
Birthplace: Rochester, New York.
Future career: Elementary teacher.
Charlie
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: Purple.
Eye color: Pink.
Age: 5
Date of birth: 6/13/2026(♊)
Birthplace: Rochester, New York.
Future career: Zoo keeper.
Mom: Chica
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: Yellow.
Eye color: Pink.
Age: 34
Date of birth: 3/2/1997(♓)
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois.
Occupation: Food critic.
Dad: Bonnie
Species: Rabbit.
Fur color: Purple.
Eye color: Pink.
Age: 34
Date of birth: 1/28/1997(♒)
Birthplace: Marion, New York.
Occupation: Music teacher.
Aunt Lola
Species: Rabbit.
Fur color: Brown.
Eye color: Light blue.
Age: 32
Date of birth: 5/10/1999(♉)
Birthplace: Marion, New York.
Occupation: Hotel housekeeper.
Aunt Eloise
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: White.
Eye color: Amber.
Age: 31
Date of birth: 4/15/2000(♈)
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois.
Occupation: Lawyer.
Uncle Matthew
Species: Bilby.
Fur color: Blue.
Eye color: Green.
Age: 31
Date of birth: 5/26/2000(♊)
Birthplace: Phelps, New York.
Occupation: Bus driver.
Aunt Dotty
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: Black with white spots.
Eye color: Amber.
Age: 28
Date of birth: 6/7/2003(♊)
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois.
Occupation: Pharmacist.
Cousins
1.Millie
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: Blue.
Eye color: Amber.
Age: 4
Date of birth: 7/24/2027(♌)
Birthplace: Rochester, New York.
Future career: Mall cop.
2.Tilly
Species: Bilby.
Fur: White.
Eye color: Green.
Age: 2
Date of birth: 10/3/2029(♎)
Birthplace: Rochester, New York.
Future career: Game developer.
Adam Bunny(referred to as Gramps by his grandkids.)
Species: Rabbit.
Fur color: Brown.
Eye color: Pink.
Age: 58
Date of birth: 2/20/1973(♓)
Birthplace: Waterloo, New York.
Occupation: Psychiatrist.
Jasmine Bunny(Referred to as Granny by her grandkids.)
Species: Rabbit.
Fur color: Purple.
Eye color: Light blue.
Age: 58
Date of birth:6/30/1973(♋)
Birthplace: Newark, New York.
Occupation: Artist.
Robert Chicken(referred to as Peepaw by his grandkids.)
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: Black and yellow.
Eye color: Amber.
Age: 55
Date of birth: 8/12/1976(♌)
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois.
Occupation: Electrician.
Michelle Chicken(referred to as Meemaw by her grandkids.)
Species: Chicken.
Feather color: White.
Eye color: Pink.
Age: 56
Date of birth: 1/5/1976(♑)
Birthplace: Naperville, Illinois.
Occupation: Secretary.
Daniel Digger(referred to as Grandad by his grandkids.)
Species: Bilby.
Fur color: Gray and blue.
Eye color: Brown.
Age: 56
Date of birth: 3/29/1975(♈)
Birthplace: Brisbane, Australia.
Occupation: Dentist.
Sherry Digger(referred to as Nana by her grandkids.)
Fur color: Orange.
Eye color: Green.
Age: 56
Date of birth: 4/26/1975(♉)
Birthplace: Brisbane, Australia.
Occupation: Baker.
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26, 21, 13- for someone who's not answered yet
Thanks again! This one will be answered by Mae (source: Mae Borowski)
13. Any funny exomemories?
So in my source, I walk on powerlines a lot. I started doing it about... 13? Unfortunately my aunt is a police officer who gets on my ass about it. Which means one day she catches me and tells me to get down, right? But instead of getting off the powerline, I say "Look, Aunt Mall-Cop, I know what I'm doing! I'm safe! See!" and did a backflip. She was so fucking upset. 💀 Obviously she told my parents. I think I was grounded for like... 3 months or something. Worth it!
21. What songs remind you of your source?
Not necessarily directly related to my source, but Feel Better (or really any other song too) by Penelope Scott. Phoenix was listening to her a lot while playing the game I'm from :)
26. Talk about anything you want, relevant to the rest of the questions or not!
Some fun facts about me!
I play bass guitar in the innerworld!
I'm about 5'2"!
I think violence is cool! (this one is a joke. I just like carrying around my baseball bat to random places which accidentally makes me look like I'm about to mug someone LMAO)
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