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pengwenpen · 2 months
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ideas/ head-canons living rent-free in my head, somewhere in the making of actually being realized:
Wizengamot Shenanigans: Percy keeps in touch with Great Aunt Muriel Prewett. Since Bill and Charlie don't seem interested or politically inclined, Muriel decides to leave the Prewett seat to Percy so he can actually go into politics. I imagine he never truly lost touch with her, keeping in touch with letters, especially once he got Hermes. Before he would write her with school owls.
Platonic Percy and Luna: currently my main WIP. I plan for it to be vignettes-like, with different POVs reacting and assuming a relationship between the two. However, it stays strictly platonic. I envision a cute ending with Luna, Rolf Scamander, Audrey and Percy camping somewhere.
When I ship Percy with Audrey I see her strongly connected to the Muggle world, either as a Muggle or a wizarding expat.
wow... since reading a lot of fiction with Penelope, Oliver, Marcus and Percy being friends... Maybe Audrey is Flint's squib sister? might be interesting to explore that, and even as a way to introduce Marcus into the friend group in a canon post-war world? I like this one. I'll explore that I think!
But I also like gay/bisexual Percy coming out through happenstance to his family; Charlie being closeted himself and supporting his brother.
And to combine all of that I have an idea of a ftm / nonbinary Audrey (he needs a nice name obviously) where Percy learns more about queer muggle culture (but then it's not very timeline 90s and 00s conform...)
I really like Audrey as a "blank slate" so to speak. We will see what will happen!
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elisedonut · 3 months
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Tell me the most random Percy head canon you have
Actually no it can even be one about someone in his little circle that he gets written with alot
(so like Penny/Oliver/Marcus/Audrey/Cedric)
What do you think was the first thing Percy spent like decent money on after getting his first check?
Do you think Oliver has a secondary hobby?
What do you think would make Marcus cry?
Who is Audrey to you?
How do you think Cedric felt about his father?
What do you think is Penny's favorite piece of media (so book/album/show) is?
What do you think are their favorite colors? Favorite classes? War death that hurt the most for them other then like the obvious?
oh speaking of other then Cedric Oliver and Percy's fates being confirmed do you think Marcus and Penny even survived the war?
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Do you think Molly ever grows to like any of her duaghters-in-law?
Yes!
Fleur
After the war, everyone is grieving for their losses
Molly especially is hurting from losing Fred, it’s bringing up memories of her younger brothers, who she never took the time to fully grieve for
Percy is back home after leaving the Ministry, Charlie is home for the summer, Ginny is home before her finally year of school, Harry is staying with them as he’s part of the family (and none of the Weasleys will allow him to leave), Ron and Hermione are in Australia, and George can barely get out of his childhood bedroom
Bill and Fleur come around often together, but Fleur comes around more on her own
She’s keeping the house functioning while Molly is grieving, doing all the things no one thinks about
Charlie helps her with the chickens and Percy is taking care of the vegetable patch and Harry keeps the gnomes out of the garden
Ginny helps a little in the kitchen, but Fleur/Charlie/Percy are doing most of the cooking
Fleur and Ginny are starting to build a relationship over shared glasses of wine and stories of their childhoods
Charlie and Percy get to actually know their new sister in this time and build a friendship
(Percy and Fleur grow close this summer despite Bill’s annoyance)
At the end of August, around Percy’s birthday, they have a big party, a sort of celebration of the end of the summer and also Percy coming back to the family and the joke shop reopening under Percy’s care, Ron and Hermione coming home, and also Ginny’s seventeenth birthday too
Molly can’t believe that someone put this all together, and she asks Charlie about it as he’s closest to her when she steps out the door
“Fleur thought that we had so much to celebrate that we should throw a party.”
That was when Molly knew that she liked Fleur, she respected her after Greyback attacked Bill and Fleur told her she would still marry him, but she knew that she liked Fleur after this moment
A month later Fleur finds out she’s pregnant, and Molly can’t help but be excited to be a grandmother.
Angelina
Angelina falls back into George’s life about a year after the war.
The summer of ‘99 Lee and Alicia get married (as they’re pregnant but also because they’re original plans got ruined by the war 😅)
George is Best Man and Angelina is the Maid of Honor
They also have been in love since the first moment they saw each other on the train to Hogwarts at 11
Did Molly always know that Angelina was going to be part of the family? No! But did she see the way her son’s eyes lite up every time Angelina walked into a room? Absolutely she did!!
After Lee and Alicia’s wedding, George and Angelina are made Godparents to baby Maria Jordan!
They also just can’t force themselves to be away from each other, both of them are miserable, but at least they have each other
Angelina gets pregnant and George buys her a house
They lose their daughter, but then decide it’s time to do things properly
They get married and right before the ceremony, Molly and Arthur invite her to be part of the family
Molly had taken Angelina in under her wing a little after they lost their daughter Beth, but she doesn’t hide it after this
Angelina lost her own mama when she was eighteen, so having Molly to turn to is a great relief
Angelina is the DIL that Molly is closest too out of all of them
Hermione
Molly had known Hermione since she was a little girl, but Hermione is more anxious knowing Molly as Ron’s girlfriend than Ron and Ginny’s friend
Molly had always liked Hermione, but she thinks that she pushes everyone to hard in her life
Hermione of course just thinks that Ron needs more motivation
After the summer in Australia with Ron, Hermione goes back to Hogwarts and Ron never writes her
They have a bit of a disconnect in their relationship and it hurts both of them so much
They love each other, neither of them can deny it, but there is so much longing and wanting that it’s hard for them to even express it to themselves let alone each other
When Hermione comes back from Hogwarts she moves in with Ron and Harry into their tiny flat and there is a definite shift in the trio’s relationship
They mend it over the summer, and Hermione is working in mending her relationship with her parents too
One night Molly invites over just Ron and Hermione for dinner and asks them what their plans are for their relationship
Ron tells her what he wants out of it, love and marriage and children
Hermione bolts to orchards, she saw their relationship move that way eventually, but hearing it out loud is frightening
Molly follows her and tells her that Ron was always like that
Hermione understands, but it’s scary to think about, she didn’t realize how onboard she needed to be
Molly tells Hermione about her first date with Arthur and how up and down that had been
And suddenly Molly knows that nothing will stop Ron and Hermione from making their way down the aisle in a few years
But she does have doubts of them having four kids, which she ends up being right about
Audrey
Audrey just sort of falls into Percy’s life
He asked her out hoping that she would say yes, mostly being goaded into it by Angelina
Audrey said yes and then proceeded to be 2 hours late to their first date, Percy knew he was going to marry her right then and there
A month into the relationship, Percy bought an engagement ring for Audrey, Molly had just met her the week before
Audrey takes the time to be pleasant to everyone she meets, she takes the time to share what she needs to about herself, but more than anything, she takes the time to listen
Molly saw the change in Percy before really anyone else, and she also saw a change in Audrey too upon their second meeting
Audrey lost her twin brother in the Battle of Hogwarts and her parents were killed by Death Eaters coming after her and her brothers
She and Percy go through so many ups and downs in their relationship, and thirteen months after they meet, they elope
Molly is upset that her son didn’t want her at his wedding, but she knows that Audrey’s parents weren’t there either
She’s also upset to find out they got married because they were pregnant, but she excited to be a grandmother again
(Victoire is her only grandchild, Fleur lost a little boy two years before and Angelina lost Beth almost four years before)
Audrey turns to Molly a lot with questions about her pregnancy, she has no one else really to turn too other than Angelina and Fleur
(Both who she’s still building relationships with)
Molly sees how scared Audrey is and helps her in anyway she can, and when Audrey loses their little boy, Molly makes sure to check up on her that whole winter
That next winter, Audrey gives Molly her first ever Weasley sweater
Bonus - Harry
Molly is the first one to find out that Harry and Ginny are back together
She catches them snogging out in the chicken coop when they were supposed to be helping her out
It’s during their first Christmas after the war, and Molly is barely holding herself together
She has a bit of a go at both of them, and then pulls Harry into her arms later and tells him how happy she is for the pair of them
Harry and Ginny go through some struggles the summer after Ginny leaves Hogwarts, they tried to live together but it just doesn’t work out, Ginny just isn’t ready for it yet
Molly always welcomes Harry back home though when he comes to visit Ginny, even if she doesn’t quite like them both going up to Ginny’s bedroom at night
Harry moves out of the flat he shares with Ron after he starts making enough gold to live on by himself, he moves into his grandparents old cottage in Godric’s Hallow
He drags Ginny along, and they both thrive with the space and lack of space 😉
Harry had proposed the summer before, but they tell the family on Ginny’s birthday
Ginny’s brothers are all impressed, even more so when Ginny tells them that she doesn’t plan on getting married right away
Molly is the first one to know about James Sirius, Ginny tells her the morning of their wedding
Molly keeps it a secret, but she can tell that her daughter and SIL are so excited to be married that nothing will get in their way
Harry is nervous to be a father, but Molly reassures him that he’ll be wonderful at it, Arthur had the same fearful look in his eyes too after Bill was born
Harry thanks her and let’s her hold her first grandson for the first time
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doofranch · 11 months
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perciver but oliver is mtf her name is AUDREY ... do u see the vision
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Audrey, a muggle who doesn't believe people when they say ghosts are real: First of all, I would like to say that I still do not believe in ghosts. Percy, who wants to convince her otherwise but doesn't want to start a fight: Okay. Audrey, ignoring his condescending tone: But I don't wanna stay in the hotel that that guy was murdered in. Molly II: But why? Lucy, looking up from her phone: Because it's a fucking bummer?
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shitakimooshrooms · 3 months
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since I’m feeling like talking about Percy Weasley, here are some of my headcanons about his year/friends.
- There had originally been more kids in the year but most of them were muggle born or half bloods who grew up in the muggle world
- all the half blood and muggle born kids left part way through the first year aside from Oliver Wood and Penelope Clearwater, as well as the muggle born Audrey Westwind
- some more on Audrey; yes she is supposed to be the same Audrey that Percy canonically marries. Since we don’t know her maiden name I decided on Westwind to keep with the ‘w’ name. I made her a muggle born because the fandom wiki puts her as a muggle so she’s a muggle born witch.
- Percy befriend Audrey, Oliver, Penelope, and Marcus on the train to hogwarts as they all shared a compartment on the train.
- I am deciding that Marcus is indeed a pure blood for this though I don’t know if the Flints are part of the pristine 28. If not then we will say that a few generations ago his (however many) great grandparents who were both from pure blood families realized they wouldn’t be getting inheritance so created a new family and have still been intermarrying but now is a new one. Idk though.
- When they get to hogwarts they all get sorted into different houses(Marcus in slytherin, Penelope in ravenclaw, Audrey in hufflepuff, and Percy and Oliver in gryffindor)
- after all the muggle borns and half bloods drop out Dumbledore decided that the five of them can go to any of the common rooms to hang out so that they have friends their age
- in their second year Oliver, Marcus, and Audrey join their respective quidditch teams
- Audrey made the hufflepuff team as a beater and during her first game which was against gryffindor which was also Oliver’s first game, she somehow managed to hit him with the bludger within the first 2 minutes.(this is a canon thing to happen to Oliver)
- Oliver is out for a full week and the whole group spends all their free time in the hospital wing with him
- during this time is also when the rests of the group meets Percy’s older brothers Bill and Charlie who come to check on Oliver and also make sure Percy is ok
- Bill then graduated
- charlie still sorta floats with the group and sometimes tags along to make sure Percy is ok
- Audrey befriends a first year hufflepuff by the name of Cedric and he starts tagging along with the group
- In their third year Penelope befriends a first year ravenclaw named Cho
- During this time they also have a camaraderie with two gryffindor first years who just so happen to be Percy’s younger brothers Fred and George Weasley
- in their fourth year any camaraderie that Marcus and Audrey had with the twins was gone due to immense rivalry on the quidditch pitch. While the twins now have an immense hatred for those two, they are have a more friendly rivalry with Cho and Cedric
- the twins pranked the whole group quite a lot
- charlie then graduated
- in their fifth year they meet Ron, Percy’s youngest brother, as well as Harry Potter.
- they each (minus Oliver) become prefects of their respective houses as they are the only options (yes I have decided Marcus is also a prefect for plot reasons)
- Percy has the same kind of light camaraderie with Harry as his friends had with the twins.
- Oliver becomes a mentor to Harry, while Audrey, Cedric and Marcus become rivals. Harry doesn’t meet Penelope that year. Though he does meet Cho and starts to have a very obvious crush on her
now at this point the story can split in one of three ways, so I’m taking the polyamorous route right now but under maybe eventually there will be the more canon route as well as the route where Percy and Oliver get together
- Percy and Penelope start flirting with each other, which kinda throws off the group
- After a slight confrontation between Oliver and Percy the two realize that they like each other, which gets more complicated when Marcus reveals to Oliver that he likes him
- Audrey also makes a love confession to Penelope and after the five of them have a sit down and talk about their feelings they all realize that they like the idea of being in a romantic relationship with everyone in the group, so they secretly become polyamorous
- in public Percy and Penelope are dating as they really are the most showy and romantic out of the group and also are the ones who can truly be seen as a romantic couple through those affections.
- obviously the whole philosophers stone thing happens but that doesn’t really affect any of them. Did I put Percy and Audrey getting together a little early? Maybe. But they aren’t really fully public yet and just seen as most definitely flirting.
- In their sixth year they meet Percy’s little sister Ginny. Part way through the year she starts acting weird and everyone in their group is worried for her.
- Cedric becomes a prefect for hufflepuff
- almost immediately after Penelope and Percy become a public couple, Cho and Cedric corner the group and basically tell them they know they are polyamorous and they want in.
- its a little awkward with Cho Chang being 2 years younger, but they don’t want her to be left out and she and Cedric are publicly dating by that point so they let her in.
- She and Cedric aren’t really the most involved with the rest of them but they enjoy the group and didn’t want to be left out.
- when the chamber of secrets is open they walk in pairs (minus Marcus who walks with the his fellow prefect the year below him)(Oliver gets away with walking with Percy due to him being Percy’s roommate. Somehow that’s allowed.) (if it wasn’t obvious I made them all prefects so Audrey and Cedric could ‘patrol’ together) (also same thing with Cho as with Oliver, so she and Penelope ‘patrol’ together)
- Marcus, Audrey, Cho, Cedric, and Oliver all get really upset when quidditch gets canceled that year.
- in their seventh year shit gets Sirius. Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the whole school is on edge.
- Cho becomes a prefect for Ravenclaw
- Cho, Marcus, Cedric, Audrey, and Oliver are all way too happy when quidditch isn’t cancelled that year.
- The only real change was that Percy became Head Boy, while Penelope and Audrey became Head Girls
- oh and also they each have to go to therapy after Ron reveals that Scabbers was actually an illegal animagus. So much therapy.
- after they graduate, Percy works for the ministry, Penelope works at St. Mungo’s, Oliver plays for Puddlemere United, Marcus plays for the Kenmare Kestrels, and Audrey plays for the Montrose Magpies
- the whole group ended up going to the Quidditch World Cup (qwc) in 1994
- At the qwc, they met Bulgarian quidditch star Viktor Krum. They immediately befriend him and after the dark mark was released, he spent time with the group and ended up joining the polycule.
- Cedric and Viktor both become triwizard champions and Percy someone convinces the ministry to allow him to be part of the committee or whatever ran the tri wizard tournament.
- Percy befriends all the champions and helps Fleur get in contact with Bill
- at the Yule ball Cedric takes Cho, Viktor takes Fleur because they actually have a good healthy friendship in this and we don't need to involve weird age gaps, the golden trio go together as friends(and since Harry needs to dance with someone he dances with Ron), and then Penny goes with Percy.
- Cedric DOESN’T die because he actually knows how to apparate because look at this group, you think they don’t all know how to apparate? Anyways Voldy does still come back because Harry got nicked before getting ahold of the cup.
- Cho, Cedric, and Viktor all also become pro quidditch players. Cho joins the Chudley Cannons, Cedric joins the Kenmare Kestrels, and Viktor continues playing for whatever the Bulgaria team is called.
- After that I honestly have no clue as I never actually read the books after that. Maybe post war Percy and Audrey have Molly II and Lucy, but Audrey, Oliver, Cho, Viktor, Cedric, and Marcus continue their careers. Cho and Cedric also have a boy named something like Reggy(short for Reginald). Idk everyone lives/nobody dies and we have the daughters and son being raised by their 5 dads and 3 moms. I honestly don’t know how to end this.
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ameliathefatcat · 3 months
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Percy and Audrey are super protective of their girls. Molly and Lucy are the only family Audrey has, she doesn’t want to lose them like she lost her parents and brother. Percy is protective since he blames himself for Fred’s death.
Molly doesn’t like how over protective her parents are. She hated how they spied on her when she went to Hogsmead for the first time. She wanted to be normal and just have some Butterbeers with her friends and cousins. But her parents were spying on her making sure her blood sugar levels stay normal.
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yertle-the-turtle6678 · 11 months
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I love fanfiction because ao3 writers could literally look at the two most irrelevant characters ever and go "Yeah they're gay and in love" I absolutely love it. Penelope Clearwater/Audrey Weasley is my favourite because literally who are they. Percy Weasley's 6th year girlfriend and Percy Weasley's wife. Audrey canonically doesent have a last name or anything really. But we all said Fuck Canon and I live for it
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enigmaticemperor · 1 year
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Ron is the biggest Hinny shipper, and I stand by it.
Prompt #15 of @hinnyfest: "Who says we can't get married now?"
Also on ff.net and AO3
"I would bloody destroy you!" Ron shouted. 
All three of them were heavily drunk. It was Percy's engagement party, and Harry, Ginny, and Ron couldn't bear Percy shouting one more time at them because the flower vases weren't exactly at the centre of the table or something like that. Also, the songs were dreadful.
"Oh, yeah? I would crush you to pieces!" Ginny countered.
Hermione left early with her parents. And now, the three of them were at the Burrow's dinner table. 
"No fucking way!"
Ginny and Ron were arguing. About what, Harry had long forgotten.
"I'll beat you so bloody bad that you won't get out of bed for days!"
Harry downed the rest of the firewhiskey and slammed the bottle down on the table, startling both of them.
"Ask Harry!" Ginny told Ron.
Ron nodded vigorously and asked, "So, who do you reckon, Harry?"
Harry rubbed the back of his neck, not knowing how to tell them he wasn't following their shouting match.
Ginny saw his confused look and explained in a far sweeter tone than she used on Ron, "Ron and I are arguing about who knows you better. Tell him that it's me, Harry." She looked at him expectantly with heavy-lidded eyes.
"Like hell it is!" Ron slammed a fist on the table, looking at Harry. "He's my best friend!"
"And he's my fiancé!"
Harry was sure they knew him almost the same amount, though Ginny might have an edge.
"Ok, how old was he when he first had ice cream?" Ron asked, looking at Ginny with determination.
Ginny's expression matched her brother's. "Seven. You have to be better than that, Ron."
Chocolate, he thought fondly. Charles from school was always friendly to him. On his birthday, Charles’ parents brought ice cream to school, and Charles distributed it to the whole class. He remembered to give him his ice cream away from Dudley.
"What was the first thing Tonks got Harry?" She smirked, knowing that Ron wouldn't know this.
Ron smirked back, and Ginny's smile faltered. She thought he wouldn't know this. "A toy Hippogriff. Harry was three months old."
Sirius told him this. He was surprised that Tonks knew him as a baby.
Ginny's jaw dropped. "How the fuck do you know?"
"Sirius told Harry. Harry told me. What did Harry call it?"
"Giff!" She shouted back at him, frustrated.
She didn't have to think about her next question. "What does Harry think about those horrid orange posters in your bedroom?"
"He thinks they're hideous." Harry turned to Ron to try to deny it, even though he knew it was spot on.
Ron shook his head at him and said, "You're just too good to say so." 
Harry relaxed back in his chair now that it was settled.
"When will Harry be made Deputy Head Auror?" Ron leaned back in his chair too. This was classified.
Ginny grinned proudly at Harry. "The first of September."
"Harry!" Ron turned on him. "That's classified!"
"Not to Ginny, it isn't," he smiled.
"It's your fault," Ron accused her playfully.
"I hate you too, Ron."
Ginny took a sip and asked, "When are we getting married?"
"December 18th."
"Nuh-uh," Ginny wagged a finger. "16th."
Harry looked at Ron apologetically. "We wanted two more days for the honeymoon. We haven't told anyone yet."
Ron grumbled that he was mad that his sister and his best friend didn't tell him, the person who was the most excited about their wedding.
"Who says we can't get married now?" He heard Harry telling Ginny.
"Yes!" He beamed. 
"You just want me to be wrong," she accused.
"No," he frowned. "It's not because of that. I know you two wanted to get married since before you started dating - "
"Exaggeration," Harry and Ginny said at the same time.
He waved them off, and barrelled on, "Besides, I know you're frustrated with all the wedding planning. I'll be your witness." He reached for both of their hands and held them in his.
"That's an idea," Ginny said, after a moment.
Before their drunk selves could actually get up to go to an official, they heard Molly calling for them.
They quickly shot up, and Harry reached for the hangover potions in his pockets, Ginny charmed away the smell and cleaned the table, and Ron disposed of the bottles, and both he and Harry moved around the room to get rid of any other evidence of them drinking. Ginny moved towards one of the cupboards to make a show of searching for the cutlery that her mother had sent them for in the first place.
They did this so swiftly and in tandem that, to an onlooker, they had been practising this for years.
As Molly started scolding them for not being fast enough, Harry and Ginny thought that maybe Ron was onto something.
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firinniee · 1 year
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Little Percy Headcanons
Percy was the only one of his siblings to stay in the Burrow, returning there after the Second Wizarding War. He was there when his younger siblings became independent, moved out and got married & even when his mother became a widow. He stayed through hard times when he fell in love with a muggle girl and was broken knew he couldn't lose his family again. The day Percy "wanted to tell her something" she did too - he was a wizard and Audrey was pregnant. This relationship did not last and twin girls appeared in the world that Percy loved more than his own life, but mother of his daughters wanted to move on and not see him. Those first years were hard, but someone else finally stole Audrey's heart, Percy took in his daughters, who only visited their mother on weekends.  It was a perfect life, although over time his little princesses stopped being little and his mother sometimes forgot him (or called him Bill or Ron) but he was happy. And finally he went further, met his old school friend. And Molly and Lucy loved "uncle" Oliver anyway, but that's a story for another time.
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gaybezao · 5 months
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since we know nothing about audrey weasley, my headcannon is that she is not british and that she is a muggle
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I love their family. excuse me.
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A Series of Incorrect Quotes
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(Shortly after Percy and Marcus's second year fight)
Marcus: Where are you going?!
Penny: To prove you're a jerk!
Marcus: Well, I don't need proof for that!
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(The only context I can think for this is that the group summoned something on purpose)
Audrey: There she is. Giant, scary lady.
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(Percy being annoyed)
Percy: "He's done the impossible." He's done nothing
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(Marcus and Olivver having the same plans during Quidditch season at Hogwarts)
Oliver: Oh yeah here I go Marcus. Just another fucking day with Marcus. Hey hey hey fuck my life.
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(Penny gets fed up with their third year DADA teacher)
Professor Susan [Last Name Here]: Someone should put your ass in a mental asylum
Penny: Someone should put you in a box and throw you down the fucking river, Susan
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(Sleep deprived Percy having zero filter and Oliver dealing with it)
Percy: You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something? We don't know how to hear it anymore.
Oliver: Just want you to stop saying odd shit
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(Draco assuming Percy and Audrey are gay)
Draco: Okay, listen. Assuming someone is gay because of their apperance is stereotyping and harmful but fucking look at them.
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(Audrey and Oliver sharing a brain cell when being impulsive)
Oliver: I'm confused. We're being impulsive, are you supposed to kick or knock when you're being impulsive?
Audrey: Knock with your foot
Oliver: Brilliant
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(Penny and Marcus having a conversation half the time)
Penny: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye
Marcus [6 foot 4]: That's because you're too short to do so
Penny [Average height]: Listen here, you fuck
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(Fourth year Quidditch practice after one of the twins' pranks puts Percy in the hospital wing)
Oliver: I am at a loss for words
Charlie: Despite being lost for words, Oliver yelled at them for the next 45 minutes
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(Part of the aftermath of Percy buying a snake and asking Draco and Charlie for help naming it)
Percy (holding a python): Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name it
Charlie: You did WHAT
Draco: William Snakespeare
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(Draco gets bribed into swearing for Marcus)
Marcus: Are you-
Draco: Fucking
Marcus: Kidding me? You-
Draco: Fucking
Marcus: Idiot
Percy: What was that?
Draco: Snape banned Flint from swearing so he's paying me to do it
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(Percy anytime Charlie brings home a creature)
Percy: What you got there
Charlie [trying to smuggle a possibly illegal creature into the Burrow]: A smoothie
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Love your 6”5’ Percy headcanon, do you have Percy gets into fitness/muggle sports headcanons?
Hahahaha no.
Percy’s idea of exercising is pulling weeds up in his garden or stocking the shelves at the joke shop
He is naturally just very thin
I can see him maybe getting into walking with weights as he gets older, to keep his strength up
But despite being friends with Oliver and having Ginny as a sister, he doesn’t do sports or fitness at all really
In fact, Audrey does try to fatten him up a bit, she thinks he’s really too thin at times and wants some nice cuddles
Percy just has a high metabolism that is boosted by his magic and his stress walking
Now if Percy actually got into fitness
I can still see him as thin, but he would have more muscle definition
I mostly see him as a runner, definitely for distance/cross country
He does make sure to work out his arms and chest though, making him a little more broad across the shoulders
He does lots of stress pull ups
He just has a lot of nervous energy he feels the need to burn off, and he does so by moving his body
While his girls are little and actually well into their teens, he’ll do push ups with them on his back, the pair of them when their small and just one when they get older (Audrey too!)
In fact it becomes one of his favorite ways to bond with his girls and keep in the loop on all of their gossip
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