Both trying hard not to laugh and looking at each other's eyes and then breaking out😂. Jung is a protector🥺✊
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law student simulator
world is on fire why are we sending more people to jail
lol this law is stupid *thinks for 5 seconds* oh its a sun down town
this statute is vague on purpose for cops
Is this MLA or APA or should i kill myself.
if i had to defend myself i would win. by the way
My professor took off a point for a missing period in this citation
is this a "too many" in-text citations professor or a "too little" in-text citation professor
fucking reagan
Republicans want to make it illegal to smile in public with a minimun sentence of 25 years for "deterrence"
these people have the lowest standards on earth
*looks at a law clause* i have never seen this word used in my life
LII/justia/oyez save me
*changes the date accessed/completed date on assignment to make it seem like i didnt do it the night before*
One more phrase in latin and im going to do it for real this time
They made a law against wearing yellow on mondays to encarcerated minorities in 1882
Everything is a civil rights case if you think about it
All my classes are teaching me the same thing and all of them are yelling different information at each other
If they put me in a court room i would litearlly be able to figure it out and the judge would pet me as well
Why does every supreme court case win have a 7-2 ratio who are the two cunts- *2 extreme republicansjustices disagreed with judgement* right
*rocks back and forth* mens rea actus rea mens rea actus rea m
Politicians and law makers should be afraid to step outside
*Pulls up the constition and amendments for the 50th time this page*
Nolo nolo nolo nolo
theyre putting more people in jail. crime has gone down. theyre putting more people in jail. crime has gone down
Fucking Reagan
whats the difference between jail and prison again
Thank God Im Not In Fucking Stem
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Why You Should Hire NYC Lawyer Jeff Greco of Greco Neyland, PC -Top NYC Lawyer
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Introducing...
The usual
(Just you and Artem taking on dangerous cases, and occasionally you get flirted with and he gets jealous.)
Chapter 1 (Arty doesn't know what he's doing to you)
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
And so on...
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An Eye for an Eye
This week saw the release of the latest chapter of my Devil's Advocate series: An Eye for an Eye, part two. This latest adventure sees Jurian Cornelissen challenge a mysterious fey entity. To a rigidly structured lawyer like Jurian, the rules of the fey courts are migraine inducing. Earlier, he had to decipher the peculiar logic of spiritual law. But now, he will have to argue his way through a system that doesn't seem to obey any logic at all!
I hope that this story gives a unique and fresh perspective on several classic fantasy tropes. Please let me know what you thought of this story, and if there are odd creatures you might want to see Jurian go up against in the future!
Read it at Deviantart or Wattpad.
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Legal Revelations in Holiday Cinema: Lawyer's Christmas Special
Delve into the legal side of Christmas movies with our special feature! Uncover the legal intricacies, oddities, and surprises that unfold within beloved holiday films. Explore how the law shapes these festive favorites in ways you never imagined. Join us on a merry legal adventure through the world of Christmas cinema!
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We're thrilled to expand our presence! Velter Yurovsky Zoftis Sokolson, LLC is excited to announce the opening of our newest Law Office location in Northeast Philadelphia, bringing our expertise closer to our valued clients.
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Arkansas Supreme Court: Ethical attorney conduct is just not in the budget.
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Devil's Advocate: Siegel School of Comedy Bricks
The boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff.
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