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gold-kobold · 2 years

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q has been raving to me about until dawn, and while i know pretty much nothing about the game, this video she showed me had AMAZING trollhunters shitpost potential, so here i am, turning everything trollhunters-related again lmfao

Merlin: I don't guess. I know. I never guess anything, I know everything, I do the math. 2 + 2 = You're my friend. Morgana: Mm-hmm, alright-- Merlin: Just kidding, it's 4. *steals her hand*

Angor Rot, to Jim: I'm casting a hex on you now. Have fun getting hexed, idiot.

Barbara: This is what I hope happens to you. *starts fire* Strickler: What the fuck?! That's really mean! Yay! Oh, I love it when you're mean to me Barbara: I know, it's really sexy

Douxie: I think I just want to, y'know, lay down... and sleep! Close my eyes! Merlin: That's pretty cringe of you, buddy.

Jim: *sees Angor Rot outside the school* Jim: Woah! That guy was straight-up looming! I wish I could loom like that

Strickler: Y'know, I went to Blackwoods Pines one year. I thought it was Blackwoods Penis for some reason. Got in real trouble with the locals, I did. They don't let me back there anymore. Could you point to the picture of a woman, please? Jim: Gender isn't real. *points to picture of man* Strickler: *slams desk* NO!

Barbara: I have this weird feeling someone's looming around here Strickler: Well, I'm about to be loomin' over on that bed, you wanna join me? Barbara: ... What???

Draal entering Jim's basement: Home sweet home! Draal: ... I THINK I live here.

Toby: Why is it called a hot water heater? It just needs to be called a water heater. Yeah, I guess it is a little bit hot, but that's just- Claire: Well, it heats up the hot water Toby: Yeah, but like, it's gonna be hot 'cause it's heated up! Claire: Well, would you prefer that the water stops heating after it gets hot???

Jim at the Soothscryer: This isn't the proper ouija board. I mean, there's no yes or no, you can't say goodbye... You're gonna get fucked if you can't say goodbye to a ghost, trust me on that one. Draal: I can get fucked?! FINALLY!

Jim: It's going way too fast, I can't read it. Claire: It's okay, I understand. Toby: I don't! Explain it to me in gross detail! Claire: Well, I'm the only one in the group who knows how to read, and that's the only reason you invite me to your parties. What else is there to explain?

Usurna: You ever put much stock into horror-scopes or anything like that? I don't, but I saw something VERY interesting in the papers today. So tell me, you a Gemini, a Kanker, a Sagita-ray-us? Ah, don't tell me, I looked it up. This is what they said under yours today: 'You will be tried in court under conspiracy for murder'. Jim: I what?

Draal: I have a key right here. And it's called an axe. Blinky: Well, I guess that DOES open most doors.

Strickler: I shoulda known that calling that thing what it was would've made it leave. Strickler: Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.

Jim: I'm really glad that you're alive, Angor, but also that's REALLY fucked up. Merlin: I'm not. I'm pretty upset that he's alive considering everything that he's done so far. Angor Rot: That's okay. I'm upset that you're alive too, Merlin.

Dictatious with the Parlok Spear: The ultimate rudeness: Manslaughter Blinky: OOOH, I THINK IT'S NOT MANSLAUGHTER IF IT'S INTENTIONAL--

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redhoodisms · 3 years

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DATING JASON WOULD INCLUDE !

trigger warning! mentioning of ptsd

trying to share his CRAZY conspiracies with you in the middle of the night. as much as you love jason so much, you get extremely annoyed when your sleep is compromised with jason's conspiracy theories

"(y/n), did i ever tell you about this conspiracy theory about how the titanic never sank?"

"jason, i love you, but it's three in the morning. shut up,"

watching a lot of disney movies. jason LOVES aladdin and hercules. this boy will practically sing all of the lyrics of the songs and try to imitate the sounds coming from the musical instruments. you can't get a laugh of that movie without looking at jason

"I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!"

jason cooking food for you. this boy is a chef. one time he made you lasagna, homemade pizza, his own spin on a cocktail and devils food cake for dessert. why did he cook all this food, you may wonder? it's because you slapped his ass

"babe, what's all this food for?"

"it's a celebration for the newest anniversary because you slapped my ass yesterday,"

yes, you two slap each other's asses. jason slaps your ass quite more than when you slap his ass. he'll slap your ass out of nowhere sometimes, but he'll mostly do it during a mission because it catches you off-guard. the last time he slapped your ass when you two were fighting criminals, your instincts came in the way and you accidentally shot jason...

"DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME?! WHAT THE HELL (Y/N)!"

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BADGUY! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO NOT SLAP MY ASS DURING A MISSION!"

passionate kisses. you can try to give jason quick kisses all you want, but this boy won't let you go before things get kinda steamy. he's professional in the art of passionate kisses. he knows how to make you melt and beg for more. he has a mischevious mind for your heart

lot's of PDA. jason won't go out in public without holding your hand, kissing your cheek or even kissing your neck if he wants too. the other batboys say that he needs to stop with the PDA, but you love it when the other girls get jealous that you have a man like jason

you two going to bruce's galas only so you and jason can get the headlines of the "hottest couple." when the gala comes around, it's serious business. you and jason take time to prepare your outfits so you both look sexy enough to make the news. PDA is a little more predominant when it comes to the galas

"you look rather ravishing, darling. are you ready to be pronounced the "hottest couple" in gotham city again?"

"you know it, jason."

jamming out to a lot of ac/dc but jason loves to listen to the backstreet boys and other boy bands. sometimes you're so convinced that jason todd could be in a boyband himself. and you wouldn't be shocked if he tried to convince the rest of the batboys to be in a band with him

"I WANT IT THAT WAY!"

jason teaching some parkour moves and how to shoot. as it turns out that jason was quite shocked to see that you had a better aim than he did. you two were practicing with rubber bullets the one time to see how you could work with moving targets. jason was so mad that you were excelling with your aim, that he shot you with a rubber bullet

"dId yOu jUsT sHoOt mE?"

"in my defence, you shot me first,"

watching a lot of reality shows. jason LOVES watching the bachelor and the bachelorette. you two binged watched hells kitchen the one time and jason was convinced that he could be the next gordon ramsey that he threw your pasta across the room because it was "disgusting"

"jason, your not gordon ramsey!"

"BuT i cOuLd bE!"

playing a lot of board games. you and jason are quite competitive so even a simple game like UNO causes the two of you to get into some simple arguments. your favourite game of all time is probably clue because it's practically a competition to see who's the better detective between you and jason

"it was the joker, in the warehouse with the crowbar,"

"aRe yoU mAkInG a JoKe aBoUt mY dEatH?!"

jason loves to take you to drive in movies. you find it cute that this boy will pack a whole bunch of snacks for the movie night. he's super cute during this time because he'll bring a whole bunch of pillows and blankets for the drive-in movie. of course, you two get kind of distracted from the movie and end up kissing a lot

buying a jacuzzi. just so jason can see you in bikinis and so that you can see jason's ripped abs. the jacuzzi is a place where you two relax after a long day of work and patrol. sometimes you're sitting across from jason, or sometimes his arm is around yours. you two are usually looking up at the stars and cracking jokes here and then

"are you a cornfield...because i'm stalking you,"

"that’s seriously creepy jason,"

comforting jason when he has nightmares. his PTSD is kicking in here and then but you're always his rock when his walls are breaking down. on the outside, jason always portrays himself as a strong person. but you're the only one who sees him when his walls are down. you're always by his side when he needs that comfort and reassurance. you love him for all his faults and are always there when he needs that love

#batboys #batfam #damian wayne #damian wayne headcanon #damian wayne x you #dick grayson #dick grayson headcanon #dick grayson x y/n #jason todd #jason todd headcanon #red hood #red robin #jason todd x reader #nightwing #tim drake headcanon #robin #timdrake

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autisticshadowthehedgehog · 2 years

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You're a Disney efficinato, what's a Disneyland vacation for the Wachowskis like?

OHOHOHOHO WELL

i have actually never been to 'land but i HAVE been to 'world quite a lot (my dad has conferences there) SO

they change what kind of magicbands you can get all the time (i have a haunted mansion glow-in-the-dark one from a few years ago) and i'm having trouble finding what they have available rn but Tom and Maddie would have solid color ones like the parents they are, Sonic has one w/ Stitch, Knuckles has a Raya one and Tails hacked into his Belle wristband to get himself unlimited fastpasses. Disney hasn't caught on yet and they never will

The fastpass hacking is bc Sonic hates waiting in line so fuckin much but he also doesn't want to cut in line so this is the only way to keep him sane

Only time he waits in line are when the waitlines are famously cool (like Peter Pan's Flight) bc Tails LOVES those and will go APE and they can be entertained by his infodumping

Tails really likes Philharmagic bc of the impressive 3D, Maddie will go with him on repeat cause she likes to see the lil kids notice Donald in the back and freak out. her kids did the same thing the first time through

He will not shut UP about the impressive animatronics. Haunted Mansion is his favorite he loves Pepper's Ghost Effect

Sonic's favorite park is Hollywood Studios bc of the rollercoasters. Knuckles likes Animal Kingdom. Tails could live in Epcot but also keeps goin onto Space Mountain. He does not meet the height requirement. This does not stop him.

Sonic and Knuckles are super into the Dinosaur ride. Knuckles otherwise isn't much of a ride person and mostly just hangs out in the zoo. Sometimes he breaks into the enclosures to chat with the animals. He always escapes before anyone can catch him

Tails: can we meet Phineas and Ferb please please please Tom: you're going to cry Tails: AM NOT [tails did cry]

Tom: Sonic you hate sitting still why have you been at the Little Mermaid show for the last three hours Sonic, crying and thinking about His Cave™: NO REASON

Maddie and Tom made sure to warn Knuckles about what would happen on each ride before he went on because they were not about to risk him getting spooked by a ghost on Haunted Mansion and trying to kill it. Knuckles thinks it's funny to scare them on that specific ride by sitting inbetween them and then humming "Pumpkin Hill" as they approach the ghost graveyard

Tails couldn't sleep one night and fixed the yeti on Expedition Everest as a treat for Sonic. To this day WDW Message Boards will come up with wild conspiracy theories as to how it started working again. One day Sticks was bored and put up "i was there-" she was not- "the fox fixed it" and Tails hacked into the system to make her look like an employee so the message boards lit up for WEEKS trying to figure out what the fuck that meant. Leading theory is it has something to do with Robin Hood

Maddie: Sonic I'm glad that you appreciate the work that the cast members do and hate the higher-ups but I want to know where you're getting the money you've been slipping into the employees’ pockets Sonic: Maddie: Sonic have you been stealing it from the corporate buildings Sonic: Maddie: SONIC

#disney #sonic the hedgehog #sonic 2 spoilers #knuckles the echidna #tails the fox #wachowski fam #disneyworld

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jamiebluewind · 4 years

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Pok The Nightmare King?

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@skysfallingbaby proposed an interesting concept. "Maybe Pok Gukgak is the Nightmare King". And while this theory make a lot of things a lot more messed up (like trying to use Riz in a sacrifice), it got my theorist senses a tingling.

So, without futher ado, let's get started.

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First off, What is Pok exactly? We can assume that the Nightmare King doesn't just look like a goblin as he doesn't actually look like any one race when people have tried to describe him. We could guess some kind of magical effect that alters his appearance, but the Nightmare King was also banished (a spell with no time limit outside homebrew rules, unless the spell is not held for a minute or the creature is banished while already on their own plane) and seeing as Pok lived on the material plane for years, he couldn't be the Nightmare King... technically. The thing is, the Nightmare King doesn't have to be there to be there. Ragh's mom was piloting a clone of herself in real time while her real body was unconscious and housed miles underground (possibly in the molten core of the planet). A goblin suit could be piloted by the Nightmare King using the same principles. Even a direct connection to the Nightmare King is established in game via his corrupting influence constantly leaking from his plane of existence into the material plane (specifically in Silvar).

The next question that comes to mind is Why did Kalvaxus eat Pok if they were allied? and to that I say Do we know for sure that he did? What we do know is this...

Kalvaxus taunted that he ate Pok, but he did it in the middle of a battle to throw off Riz.

Kalvaxus would have eaten Pok while bound. Barring being able to enlarge/reduce Pok (and even then, he would only shrink to about the size of a cat), it would have taken a 6 to 7 foot tall dragonborn a WHILE to eat someone 1/2 his height and 1/5 his weight, bones and all (and dragons and dragonborns don't even have the established voracious appetite goblins do).

Riz and Sklonda were told Pok died at sea until Kalvaxus said otherwise.

Pok and Shadow Cat/Calina worked together

Shadow Cat/Calina was absent at Pok's funeral and never contacted Sklonda or Riz afterward.

Shadow Cat was spotted immediately after the battle with Kalvaxus (making it possible that she was given a heads up about Kalvaxus' plans).

So, using this information it's not that hard to theorize that Pok might not have been eaten or was eaten under the orders of the Nightmare King. Reasons to taunt might have been something The Nightmare King told him to say once free or just something he said to rattle Riz knowing it couldn't be proven. Reasons to ask to be eaten could have been to dispose of a clone he was piloting without risking leaving a magical trace behind (which could have been done regularly for one reason or another, but if Kalvaxus got caught red handed, they would have had an established story set up and a witness to it happening).

There's also a few things that happen during the Shadow Cat/Riz dialogue that take on a whole new meaning. I'll link the dialogue below, but one exchange really stands out. She said "Pok Gukgak. It's a good man" and when Riz asked what went wrong between them, she said "Nothing went... wrong between us" immediately followed by her offering "a little information swap" and to answer a question about his dad in exchange for answering her own. This was despite Riz previously saying "I wanna know where the crown is. I wanna know where Fabian is. I wanna know why people are coming for us in our sleep." and thus already knowing what information Riz would trade for.

Finally, let's look at Riz.

He is the son of Pok and Sklonda Gukgak.

He is an inquisitive rogue and on more than one occasion has been described as being "one with the shadows".

He has always has issues with sleeping, often avoiding it or just not getting enough of it.

He has always been able to see Shadow Cat and has met her at least once.

He was going to be sacrificed on an alter by a Nightmare King controlled Fig to complete some kind of ritual.

He was not attacked in his dreams when he failed his throws, the first time getting Baron while awake and the second time pounced on by Shadow Cat while asleep (while even Ragh was attacked in his sleep and got up while already under dominate person as Adaine watched).

Shadow Cat knew a lot of stuff about Riz, including current stuff ("I know that YOU only do things to kinda distract yourself from how DEEPLY sad you are that your dad is gone, I get that. The maidens and then you find the maidens and then it's on to the next thing and the conspiracy board and you don't sleep and you're digging digging digging- it's like when you were in that palimpsest. You will dig until your own hands are bleeding...").

Shadow Cat's first offer to get his intel was to answer a question about his dad if she got to ask him a question in return (followed by saving Fabian despite that being one of the things he asked for).

Some of these wouldn't hold water alone, but combined they paint a very interesting picture. Shadow Cat being so familiar with Riz makes more sense if she has been keeping an eye on the son of her boss off and on for a long time. It also explains why Shadow Cat immediately offered to give him intell on his dad in exchange for answering a question and clicking her tongue when he turned it down like he did. Riz being the son of the Nightmare King (maybe only a tiny part or an infused thing due to how it happened) would mean he's probably immune to some Nightmare magic and skilled with others (like how half-elves are immune to Sleep, but can't trace), which explains why he has yet to get attacked while dreaming and his natural stealth skills, perceptiveness, and sleep issues. The Nightmare King trying to use Riz in a ritual sacrifice instead of just some guy on the street might mean his son is required for it.

This all leaves me with so many questions.

Considering how strategic the Nightmare King is, why exactly would he pick Sklonda?

Could Pok have fathered Riz specifically to sacrifice later, as a backup for something, or as a cover for being around certain people?

Why did Pok leave and was it planned?

What was Pok really up to during his life as a spy?

Is Riz required somehow to bring back the Nightmare King?

Does the ritual actually require Riz to die and if so, could they revive him without causing the ritual to fail (like if it required a lethal amount of blood from Riz or a mortal wound)?

What will Gorthalax reveal once he's freed (which will most likely happen once Ayda learns Plane Shift and has a slot free to use it)?

Could someone in the party potentially question Kalvaxus (maybe with the help of Gorthalax or a specific spell)?

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Special thanks to @skysfallingbaby for the bardic inspiration for this tinfoil time. I honestly hadn't considered the possibility until you mentioned it, but the moment I did I just HAD to follow the logic to see where it led. It really surprised me how many pieces fell into place the further I went. It really was an absolute delight to research. Thank you ^_^

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#fantasy high #dimension 20 #pok gukgak #riz gukgak #calina #shadow cat #fantasy high live #fantasy high spoilers #tinfoil time #theory #d20 theory

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