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alpalblue · 2 years

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For all you Capricorn astrology hoes... your symbol literally looks like it’s asking to get railed.

#tattoos #doggy #doggy is grade a tho #astrology #astrology hoe #capricorn

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yverest-22 · 1 year

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So I like a bit this guy, but since he likes to be chased I might do it slow, because I hate to be seem as desperate and I'm starting feeling desperate.

#I want to bite his neck tho #astrology hoe #don't blame me #blame my Libra venus #i hate that guy #i mean my libra venus #but i hate him too #he's a Capricorn #insufferable #and I'm starting to suspect he doesn't like choking #i like chocking #it fullfills my desires to die #but in a way that makes me want to live #fucking capricorn #(i wish tho)#(just to prove he's bad at that)

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melodysgoneinsane · 2 years

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I GOT HER TO GET CO STAR AND FIND HER BIRTH TIME GUYS LETS GOOOOO MAJOR W FOR THE ASTROLOGY HOE COMMUNITY!!!!!

#female manipulator #femcel core #astrology hoe

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wizardofweed · 2 years

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happy leo season! remember it’s not criticism it’s ✨fan behavior✨

#wizardposting #astrology hoe #leo season

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southside-otaku · 2 years

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Sooo for my astrology hoes, I’m still somewhat new to this but understand some, I’m an Aries sun and I also know that Mars rules Aries.

Currently (as I’m typing this) Mars is IN Aries and I also have Mars in Aries in my 3rd house.

What exactly does that mean?

#breezy talks #astrology #Aries #aries mars #mars #astrology hoe #stars #witches of tumblr #witchy #baby witch #witch #ariesgang #aries sun #ram

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god-u · 6 months

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gemini leading the jordan li star sign poll.. don’t piss me off PLEASE

#y’all clearly don’t see jordan as one person because how does that make any sense omg??#jordan li #gen v #x #💌#we have 6 days and gemini better not win or y’all are fake fans i’m serious #y’all not real astrology hoes either like we’re doomed fr #this is NOT gemini hate btw i don’t hate any sign but jordan isn’t a fucking gemini pls be serious i’m begging

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millysastroblog · 1 year

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THOUGHTS OF A Hopless Romantic... #Venus in Pisces/Venus in the 12th/Venus-Neptune/Juno in Pisces

As a Venus in Pisces love is not easy... it's so interesting to know that Venus is exalted in Pisces since it was originally ruled in ancient astrology by Jupiter, the Planet of luck, abundance, happiness but luck , happiness and commitment tend to not be available in my life . Sadly. It's the last thing the universe has granted me. Luck finding you, luck being in a happy committed relationship. Luck calling you my soulmate…………………..

Since the day I was born I felt the need to love you and be loved by you……….

Time passes by, people pass me by but no one in sight for love? ……………

Daydreaming about you every time I am about to fall asleep, wishing for him to hug me tightly from behind. Smelling my hair . I imagine how he would stroke my cheeks, shoulders , gaze deeply into my eyes and see them sparkle. I imagine how nice it would be to be surprised with a bunch of beautiful roses ……………

I wonder where you are going to propose to me? Where do you live, what's your name except for MY LOVE?......................

It sucks to have a full r&b love playlist and bedroom playlist to end up listening to it all alone, sad and depressed in a bed with no one.

……………It's The same, everyday, everynight.

I hate that my fantasy world cannot be played out in reality . i really fucking hate not to have you here …………..

My love is deeper than the ocean, wider than the universe, higher than heaven, hotter than the sun. Why does the unberable yearning to meet have to hurt so bad.

Can you not feel how desperate I am for you?........

The disappointment and grief I feel within the depths of my soul tends to make me not want to believe in love. But my heart can't stop feeling, my mind can't stop thinking about YOU.

Ahhh if live would be a movie, then i could only act it out with you, no one else but You.

I wonder If my dreams are ever going to be fulfilled or erased like the stars in the sky having to say goodbye……….

When are we going to meet in this lifetime? When can I finally hold your hand and put it on my chest for you to feel my heartbeat?

When are we going to intertwine our souls into ONE ?

Does it take years, months, decades , another lifetime ?

! No matter how long it takes I´ll wait for you, my LOVE. !

#Hopless Romantic for life #astro placements #astro notes #astrology #astro observations #astro community #astroblr #love is to hard #imagination #astro posts #writing #venus in the 12th #venus- neptune #venus in pisces #proud hopless romantic hoe #delusinal pisces #astroloji #astro thoughts

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midwestfairyprincess · 8 months

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🧣🌹💋

#personal #penpal #me #red #girls who love girls #lgbtq #queer friend groups #midwest #selfies #astrology #art hoe #writing #true community

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youjustwaitsunshine · 1 year

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LANDO NORRIS EAT YOUR HEART OUT

#no i will not stop talking shit about lando whenever a driver i like talks about believing in astrology/being superstitious #mick schumacher #(in case you don't remember/ weren't there back then; lando said some time ago something like #astrology is something you nod along to when girls talk about it so they'll let you hit (not in those exact terms but that was the message)#anyways mick drop your costar #if a man is a bit of an astrology hoe that makes him instantly better than a man who idk believes in crypto instead

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pyramid-knight · 2 years

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Marika really did commit mitosis just to start a red-haired revolution, and become a genderfluid gaslight gatekeep girlbossing hoe didn't she

#elden ring #what if i split myself into two and seduce the astrology chick next door #elden ring thoughts #queen marika #radagon of the golden order #she woke up and chose the hoe life

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ieattoes-com · 2 years

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willpower is rapidly being lost

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fandom #bsd shitpost #bsd dazai #bsd memes #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd fyodor #bsd ranpo #bsd chuuya #bsd yosano #bsd kunikida #bsd fukuzawa #bsd kenji #bsd characters #etcetera #mori is an astrology hoe im always right

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gregoftom · 8 months

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hi!! do you know if tomgreg's ages ever been stated? either way it would be lovely to know your headcanons 👉👈

they haven't sadly!!! at least i don't think officially, maybe i seen one or two for tom around but Nothing for greg. for me i see tom as around 45ish, and greg at around 26ish. i can't really see greg as being any older than 30, given the portrayal and his inexperience anddd i can't remember but my buddy told me about the casting calling for like mid 20s???? or something??? for greg but yeah my feeling is mid to late twenties. def can't see him any younger than 25. for tom i can't see any older or younger than mid 40s. i just feel like these ages Work for timeline sake and shit like that. i also have hcs for their star signs too if anyone is interested 👀

#tomgreg #be careful if you get me started on my shit i'm an astrology hoe babeyyyyyyyyyy

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feluka · 2 years

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reading comments of this 999 let’s play and when akane starts explaining astrological symbols people are like ‘oh no, she’s one of THOSE people, what next, she’s gonna start pulling out the essential oils? 🤣’ but when snake starts explaining the wing and staff of hermes it’s crickets 🤨🤨🤨

#am i saying people should stop being mean to akane or die by my sword? yes #am i also saying people should start calling snake an astrology hoe? absolutely #zero escape #999 #snake 999 #june 999 #akane kurashiki

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columboscreens · 2 years

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#columbo #season 1 #death lends a hand #i love that he not only pretends to be an astrology hoe to look at their hands #he's actually like. good at it

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god-u · 5 months

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aries leading the jordan li star sign poll now.. we’re doomed i fear

#i’m going to clean the bathroom and shower cause i still haven’t eaten and at this point my first meal of the day will be after 3pm again #x #💌#linking cause i need REAL astrology hoes to vote like dpmo abeg..#jordan li #gen v #they are not a gemini i can tell you that much!!

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venussaidso · 1 year

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Law Of Assumption has got nothing to do with astrology. It is literally everyone's birthright, I don't care how shitty your birth chart looks like or what zodiac sign you are. Law Of Assumption is not unique to any specific 'star sign'.

#loa #law of assumption #random #random thought #did i just see an astro hoe talking about how only fixed signs come across loa?#yes i did and it annoyed me #loa isn't supposed to be limiting #it goes beyond the invisible restraints that the solar system's planets have on you... lol #yall wanna turn loassumption into law of attraction sooo bad and it makes you look dumb because they're soooo different #loassumption has got NOTHING to do with astrology. it literally beats EVERYTHING spiritual...#everyone on this planet is using the loassumption whether they know it or not #we've been manifesting our whole lives lol aint got nothing to do with astro crap

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