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malifiquemakes · 2 months
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No sudden movements
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coolnonsenseworld · 9 months
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(it's a continuation of previous posts about the calendar)
For March Lance voted to do some tree hugging and grass touching in a constantly busy world of trying to pass exams and earn money and they had a picnic for an entire day. Keith wholeheartedly agreed, but also felt like it’s way too cheesy. Still, Lance didn’t even have to win him over with sushi. Sushi was just a nice surprise. When Lance reports back to Hunk how his Saturday went using the phrase "dancing underneath the moonlight", Hunk opts out of the details. Lance tries to explain it’s not an euphemism, but Hunk just politely reminds him he can keep speaking just. No. Details. (he does that a lot when Lance starts gushing about Keith)
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achillesangst · 7 months
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Thinking retrospectively about how much of a fucking dumbass Ed is in season 1 lmao
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grumpyghostdoodles · 4 months
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The Almighty Sheriff!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy~
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qkmlh · 5 months
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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment
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merakiui · 1 year
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I love how this implies that Azul had been waiting for them to get tired enough so he could approach and -ahem-
I think he would send the tweels to chase after beta mer darling so she gets more tired and more vunerable to his touch without running the risk of her attacking him.
Or maybe she was tired from fighting another beta mer fish (Even better if it's a male, cuz i want to see distressed tako feeling panic over the thought of losing his darling, and then relief when he sees her fighting back).
Just, stalker tako using his camouflage abilities to follow beta mer darling without her noticing him 🥺❤️
Yesss!!! <3 stalker tako who gets so nervous when other males approach you, but he's silently cheering you on from the sidelines while he's camouflaged. And he's very pleased (and proud of you) when you fight off every mer who attempts to court you. From observation, he can easily guess you'll likely try to scare him off if he tries to approach you (and Azul's confidence is always so low, even more so when he's trying to interact with you). He probably would get the tweels to chase you, whether to tire you out or to corner you, or he lets you tire yourself out when you're fending off so many males hehe. >:D
Since he's an octo-mer, he's so much stronger and bigger than you, so it's likely he'd win in a fight. But he doesn't want to hurt you. D: and he wants you to love him and accept his affections, so the only logical method of approach (in his mind) is to follow you and wait for an opportunity when you're vulnerable. <3 he's so cute when he stumbles over his words and tries to confess, but all forms of eloquent speech evade him because you're so pretty up close and being able to hold you (even if he's holding you down so you won't escape) is such a wonderful feeling. How can he possibly be smooth when he's finally getting to be so close to you after many months of watching from afar? >_<
On the other hand, he's not so cute when he's rambling obsessively about how much he loves you, how he's always wanted to approach you, how he's admired you from afar for so long, how he's always fantasized about filling you up with so many clutches until you're on the verge of bursting. :)
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lionblaze03-2 · 3 months
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mousefur and longtail are both asexual aromantic in some sort of qpr relationship with one another. Do you get it do you see my vision
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with the disclaimer that i’m saying this with my unremovable ted/rebecca goggles firmly on, for i can only be what i am:
i’ve been wondering for awhile if all the stuff the psychic predicted already happened with ted but rebecca just hasn’t realized it. (we’ve been over the matchbox men, the white knighting, etc.! also, i am a “drenched but safe”= “ted spitting sparkling water all over rebecca after they agreed to win the whole fucking thing?” truther, lol.)
one thing that makes me wonder if this might be the case even more after this episode is the direct callbacks being made to 1.02, specifically rebecca saying “fuck me” drinking the tea and then singing kenny rogers. 1.02 is the episode that set rebecca down the inevitable path of having great tenderness in her heart for ted despite striving for the exact opposite. so it was really interesting to see those things popping up again as she meets this almost magical, surreally perfect romance man! plus, the green soldier ted gives rebecca + the fact that boat guy was in the military, maybe?
idk, i just feel like rebecca keeps encountering all these dudes -- old loves and new! (and john wingsnight) -- in a way that might ultimately prove red herring-y.
anyway, my main point: why the 1.02 ted callbacks?? why those??????
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hirokiyuu · 4 months
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Heddwyn "Wyn" Caldera is a freshman from Diasomnia. He's well known in alchemical circles for multiple revolutionary breakthroughs in the world of potions, the first of which he discovered at eight years old. Though invited to NRC last year at age thirteen, he waited a year before accepting a position at the school.
here he is my baby boy......!!!! been tossing this kid around in my head a lot lately and wanted to make a profile card for him to show him off to the world. imagine me as a proud parent and ive pulled this out of my wallet.
based off the black cauldron. both the movie and like. the cauldron itself. naturally he is good at potions. since the cauldron is essentially a mcguffin wanted by everyone the idea is that he's extremely good at what he does but is also pretty vulnerable to being used. he's also very stone-faced bc he's...... made of stone............ get it.............
template is from here!
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Recent-ish life pictures and etc.
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. bright very poofy cloud sky#2. saw these weird bugs on a sidewalk that were clustered in a pile and some of them were sitting butt to butt or something.. I wonder if#that's how they mate?? or maybe just some sortof strange bug fight or something.. interesting little creature party happening#out on the pavement on that day#3. Its kind of hard to see but on the inside of this watermelon there is a slightly lighter formation that sort of looks like a heart shape#4. special breakfast of scrambled eggs. soy sausages. and jarred artichoke heart. with some black coffee and whipped cream + a strawberry#5. ARBY.. fish ...traditional summer treat available only until like september maybe for like a month. but I love them because theyre cheap#lol.. the next closest/cheapest fried fish sort of option that is easily acessible to me is a more upscale fast food place where you can ge#three tiny little chunks of fish maybe the palm of your hand sized for about $17 lol... so 4 arby fried fish chunks for like $5 is good#6. & 7 - very cool sunset colored sort of pink/yellow/orange flower I found growing wild in someone's yard#8. got as a gift from someone who got it for christmas but didn't really want it and asked if I did since everyone knows Im like The Person#Who's Obsessed With Cats out of any group of people.. but I still havent done it lol.. it just sits there gathering dust until I have#the time on top of my 600 other projects. I think it's cool that it's gray so it does look like noodle (my cat)#9. Noodle (the aforementioned gray cat) with fancy lighting behind him#photo diary
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Jote walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Joshua, I love you but, what the h-e-double Hells. Joshua, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Boyfriends stepdad made us dinner,
A horrible Horrible dinner. But dinner nonetheless,
I'm too polite to refuse it,
Now I am horribly Horribly ill,
Let this be a lesson to you, kids.
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faunandfloraas · 4 months
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I'm so fuckin happy that Mr bang is having a lovely time in australia but also all the food pictures are making me so hungry it's not funny.
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nightsketching · 2 years
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[P] Food Illustrations 06 - Arugula Salad Ingredients This is my ‘get-out-of-jail-free salad’ when I don’t have time to cook. Just pick an arugula bunch, cut out the white part of the stems, dice an onion, squeeze some lime on it then put salt and pepper to taste... there you go. Salad.
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arsenicflame1 · 2 years
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listen, while i absolutely LOVE Izzy fics that go into the trauma of having his toe cut off (especially the long term affects, the chronic pain, how it fucks up his balance) im gonna need more of you to write ones where the bit thats fucking him up is the fact Ed made him EAT it
give me fics where izzy develops food issues over it, where he cant eat meat anymore, where he always feels like its stuck in his throat.
especially if we're acknowledging the canon implications that izzy already has stomach issues, give me fics where its exacerbating those, where he keeps throwing up and nobody knows why and theyre worried because he doesn't seem like hes sick but he must be????
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platypusisnotonfire · 2 months
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The post i recently reblogged about the Romeo and Juliet with heelys in reminded me of the way I got my first heelys.
It was when we lived in the states (NYC area) and my mother had a drs appointment that was going to take at least an hour. I was 8, and allowed to either stay in the waiting room or go to the rooftop garden, but that was all.
At the age of eight I had gotten my first job that paid like, appreciable money (I worked for the family business for five dollars an hour prior to this but got a job with a friend of the family pulling 100 dollars a week doing two nights of office cleaning with them. Yea, child labor. Not the point of my funny story tho. I liked my money. I’m honestly not mad about it.)
So I had cash.
And damn I wanted heelys.
So I illicitly left the building and walked six blocks to the closest Modell’s (gotta go to mo’s) and bought my gorgeous heelys for 30 big bucks.
At this age I had taken to carting around a huge messenger bag for all my books and I had premeditated this excursion and packed an empty box in the bag to make it look full, chucked that in a crosswalk garbage bin and carried the shoebox back.
Not questioned by the mother. None the wiser I had left.
No one was awake to see me leave for school wearing them and no one was home to see me come home wearing them and I got away with this for literal years (I had had a fairly large growth spurt at 8 and bought two sizes too big so they fit for ages)
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