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im writing a fanfiction where the main character is from our universe and they find themselves in bg3
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Raphael: The mouse smiled brightly. It outfoxed the cat! Then down came the claw and that, love, was that.
Karlach: …
Karlach: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Raphael: …Can I help you?
Karlach: No ❤️
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Doing my child protection and safeguarding courses and realising that my teachers were just assholes
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I'm drunk someone appreciate this video of boar because my boyfriend won't
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Tryna clean the kitchen cause I have guests coming over and I instead sprained my ankle
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Lmao boyf used his assertive accent on me but he forgets that his assertive accent is my regular accent
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Ouch, this hurt
Do you ever think about the fact that Gortash tadpoled his parents personally? Because I do
That’s not the action of a man who is “over it”. That’s the action of someone extremely hurt. Not only needing to punish them by turning them into puppets, but by delivering that punishment personally.
Do you think he went there, trying to start a conversation about what they did to him? Wanting to hear some sort of apology, despite himself, because that would mean they loved him, and underneath it all he’s just a boy wanting his parents to love him so badly that he showed up there himself?
And they just shrugged, not a single ounce of regret coming out?
Do you think about him holding them down, threatening them, angry, inserting the tadpole while they cried, just like he cried, but just like they ignored him back then, he ignores them now?
Do you think about the fact that if maybe, maybe, they had been sorry, he might have seen regret in action, getting that parental love he so obviously craved, and he might have been sorry for what he did to Karlach?
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i hope you guys would actually read something like this cause it is in the works now babeyyyy
if i wrote a fanfiction about someone from now finding themselves smackbang in the middle of baldurs gate 3, would you read it
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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning
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"You probably like Gortash because you were obsessed with Green Day"
Yes actually I was, from the ages of 10 to 14? Give or take. Anyway...
FUCK YOU YEAH I WAS & I'MMA OWN IT! lmao
W̶e̶ d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ t̶a̶l̶k̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ t̶h̶e̶ f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶ I̶ w̶r̶o̶t̶e̶ i̶n̶ a̶ n̶o̶t̶e̶b̶o̶o̶k̶
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Midnight snack
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Am I a natural redhead.. yes
Have I just dyed my hair a more aggressive shade of ginger..
Also yes
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Something I find really fucking annoying is how shocked people get at quite a few of my fictional crushes (past and present) are evil
To name a few I got Gortash from bg3, Reaver from Fable 2&3, Dabi from mha, Shigaraki from mha, Light from Death Note etc etc.
And people always go on about how "they have no redeeming qualities, they're evil, you can't fix them blah blah blah"
Like, yes.
That's the point.
I like scheming little men with too much time for plotting on their hands.
I want to sit on their laps while they take over the world
I like them because they're evil.
That's the appeal
Why do you think I had so many abusive boyfriends
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HEY GIRLIES
I almost got kidnapped
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I just called my father to tell him I got the job and he said "oh but you're only a supply teacher"
WTF DAD
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THIS ALMOST BACKFIRED SO BAD I ALMOST POSTED MY BANK INFORMATION
applying for a job on my phone and the only thing i have open on my laptop is tumblr so im using tumblr drafts as a notes app
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applying for a job on my phone and the only thing i have open on my laptop is tumblr so im using tumblr drafts as a notes app
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