#are you KIDDING me??
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guys guys guys
I have done some personal soul searching and I know why jonathan jarchivist sims made the professional decisions he made when he was a Newly Minted Head Archivist
He tried to apply logic to the managerial decisions of a megalomaniac kind-of-immortal servant of a fear god, who was at the time posing as a Respectable Director of an Academic Institution
like listen. clearly jonah did not give a single flying fuck whether or not the archive was organized. all he wanted was for jon to nom on some statements and get soul-tattooed by nightmare-fuel until he was good and traumatized enough to read like… a couple dozen words that would end the world.
But jon doesn’t know that! So he’s a researcher at this academic institution, and he receives a promotion out of nowhere into a completely different department. Obviously, he thinks, elias knows what he’s doing - he wouldn’t be in charge if he didn’t.
So now jon’s trying to reverse engineer the logic, because there must be logic and he’s not going to question the head of the institute. Like, you look at me and tell me you think S1 jonathan sims, wearing his armor of Prickly Academic, is going to admit that he has no idea what he’s doing to the person who has just promoted him. Definitely not.
So why, jonathan sims asks himself, would elias bouchard promote someone from the research department into this position? Obviously he feels that, along with reorganizing the archive, it’s necessary to go back and research all the statements down there!
And then jon poked that theory a bit by asking for tim and sasha to be transferred with him, and elias gave him the green light! So now you’ve got three researchers, and elias throws in one librarian assistant (who has a lot of experience, but not the background needed to guide the whole team), and so jon assumes that the job of the archive is proportionate: 3/4 research, 1/4 cataloguing, with the department guided by the researchers.
I’m gonna go ahead and assume that the only concrete direction jon was given was to “create audio recordings of the statements.” And thus, we have an archive that spends most of its time on research, creates borderline-impossible-to-reference audio recordings, and then catalogues almost as an afterthought.
#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#jonah magnus#elias bouchard#tim stoker#sasha james#martin blackwood#also#(and this is just my personal headcannon bc I have no choice but to project every aspect of myself onto jonathan jarchivist sims)#jon aBsolutely walked into that archive on day one#and was just FLOORED by the idea that all of these statements had been taken and NO ONE had compiled ANY research on them??#Are you kidding me??#We simply must devote all of our energy and focus to undoing this tragedy because it is what I#the new head of this department am trained in and know how to fix
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Ohhh I am going to be SO normal about Buck and Eddie this season (lying, deranged, foaming at the mouth)
#I love you to the core????#Ryan???#are you kidding me??#I'm going to die I'm going to pass away and become fertilizer#you can't just SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AND EXPECT!! NORMALCY!!#buddie#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#evan buckley#eddie diaz#ryan guzman
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So we just gonna gloss over the fact that Rupert has a literal fucking LAIR that he sits in
#my guy was looking like a goddamn supervillain#and the all black fit???#the evil music that kept playing????#are you kidding me??#ted lasso#jason sudeikis#anthony head#rupert mannion#ted lasso spoilers
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i want everybody to know that sleep token’s audio crew (pink vests) had deer ears at the Leipzig Ritual
#yellow vests is the lighting crew#grey are local crew#sleep token#sleep token band#are you kidding me??#the cuteness??#my photo :)#german headline rituals
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Whoever Originally Said Michael Shelley Likes Abba, I Am Kissing You On The Mouth
#micheal shelley#tma#michael distortion#I 'm obsessed#Him dancing to Honey Honey in his kitchen while making dinner???#are you kidding me??#this was meant to be
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All three Graysons have officially had their sad music montage scenes
#invincible#mark grayson#Nolan grayson#Debbie grayson#omni man#suprised Debbie’s took this long ngl#and both of them almost ending themselves???#are you kidding me??#Radiohead: Karma Police#Nick Cave: Avalanche#Blondshell: Olympus
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pissed at watcher on a personal level. boys, it's time to indulge in shyan content full-blast out of spite
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ARE THEY REALLY HINTING AT ROY/JAMIE/KEELEY RN?? AM I INSANE?? IT REALLY FEELS LIKE THEY ARE WITH THE POSTERS AND EVERYTHING IN THIS EP???
#roy kent#jamie tartt#keeley jones#roy x keeley#ted lasso#jamie x keeley#roy x jamie#roy x keeley x jamie#y’all#you just don’t know which direction to go yet????#are you kidding me??
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Oh my goodness! I feel so honored! Thank you for all the love and kindness!
To celebrate, send me a character and a quote from the list below, and I'll write a little blurb to go with it! Obviously I love writing for Roy Kent, but check out my Masterlist if you want to see anyone else I enjoy writing for (or you can suggest someone! No guarantees but hey, maybe I'll find someone new to write for!).
**EVENT CLOSED**
(Quote sources are linked)
“Okay, maybe I have a crush on you! So what?”
“You haven’t changed at all.”
“I can’t believe you remembered.”
“You used to have feelings for me. Admit it.”
“I don’t want them. I want you.”
"You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much."
"I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you."
"Maybe I don't quite know what to say, but I'm here in your doorway."
"No, you idiot. I love you."
"I can't not love you. It's just not in me... crap, did I say that out loud?"
"I'm so scared that you'll never want to hold my hand again... and your hand is the only hand I want to hold."
"What makes you think I want to kiss you?"
“ just come over. “
“ i wouldn’t have called you if it wasn’t important. “
“ truth is that i’m so damn in love with you that i don’t know what to do with myself. “
“ may i have this dance? “
“ so… is this like, a thing now? “
“ do you think we should move in together? you spend all your time here anyway. “
❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜
❛ i’m not jealous. ❜
❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜
❛ what are you looking at? ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜
"Are you joking?" "If I were you would be laughing."
“I could kiss you right now!” "You're very welcome to it."
“Why are you blinking like that with your eyes? Is everything ok?” “That was supposed to be a wink!”
“I like your costume, you look very cute.” “Are you making fun of me?”
“Aww, you’re blushing. I like that look on you.”
“Annoying you is what I’m best at.”
“You’re very lucky I love you.”
“Are you trying to flirt with me?” “Yes. Is it working?”
"You think I would be here if I didn't love you?"
"You have no idea just how much you mean to me."
"Goddamnit, I love you! Alright? Happy now? You figured out the big secret."
"You did this to me! You made me fall fucking head over heels for you."
"You're my bestfriend! We shouldn't- I shouldn't be feeling like this. Fuck."
i'm in my bed, you're in your bed. one of us is in the wrong place.
i fall for your smile every single time.
i don't want comfortable. i want passion.
“you know my mum likes you more than me, her own child” “can’t really blame her”
“my sister thinks that we’re dating”
I never had anyone to call my own.
What am I supposed to say when someone asks me if I still miss you?
"you’ve given me so many memories, i'd hate it if you become one"
"Does that mean we can finally kiss now?"
“you’re going on a date?” “well yeah..it’s not like we’re exclusive or anything right?” “yeah..yes ofc not” “yeah”
“we were never just friends, we aren’t just friends, and we will never be just friends”
“i always had a thing for you”
“could you..do that again?”
“how drunk were we?”
“you have NO IDEA how long i’ve wanted to do that” “you have no idea how long i’ve wanted you to do that”
"if we loved again, i swear i'd love you right."
"i wonder why we bother with love if it never lasts."
"cause i see sparks fly whenever you smile."
everything will be alright if you keep me next to you
i've been loving you for quite some time
i don't want to dance if i'm not dancing with you
they don’t know how much i miss you
“I’ve got a bit of a past.” “I don’t care.”
“See him? He’s mine. You know what that means? Back the hell up.”
“please don’t be in love with someone else. please don’t have somebody waiting on you”
“I can’t even listen to my favourite song without thinking about you!”
“He’s so perfect… and he doesn’t even know it.”
‘ we were something, don’t you think so ? ’
‘ if my wishes came true, it would have been you. ’
‘ i don’t quite know what to say, but i’m here in your doorway. ’
‘ i don’t know anything, but i know i miss you. "
#are you kidding me??#thank you so much#🥳🥳🥳#celebration#prompt list#still spending too much time on canva#900 followers celebration
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wait are you fuckign serious. hsr is only launching on playstation 5. that's fucking stupid
#cookie dont look#are you kidding me??#NOT EVERYONE HAS A PS5 FUCKER#I PLAY ON PS4#fuck you#sorry WHHZHEHDHEHHD
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“the memory hurts but does me no harm”
this is my lyrical Roman Empire btw
#are you kidding me??#sir looked into my soul and found my deepest sentiment and then sung it back to me like it was nothing#hozier
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I think if you knew how often I re-read when it counts you’d get a restraining order. 👀
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Re: Dracula crew making a very important decision while naming today's entry
#“This Man belongs to me”#are you kidding me??#whoever came up with this title: I love you#re: dracula#dracula daily
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this. this is actully dumb. i dismissed so much bullshit from this manga cause 'yeah i guess' BUT THAT??? THAT???? NAH FUCK THAT. ONS is no longer canon in ANY part whatsoever after them battling ky for the first time, everything else i'm rewriting for crowley cause that is stupid.
#are you kidding me??#no absolutely not#crowley does not like ferid enough to just be killed off without a reason ESP WHEN CROWLEY WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER VAMPIRE THAT WAS#GAINING HUMAN EMOTIONS#THAT IS BULLSHIT#IF HE WAS GOING TO DIE HE SHOULD DIE SWINGING#I DONT CARE#AND WHAT ABOUT HORN AND CHESS??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??#JUST SAY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE THEM ANYMORE#fucking dumb#actually dumb#no i just refuse because what was the fucking point of crowley being dragged along then???#what was the point of him having the only vampire light novel???#WHA T WAS THE POINT IN HIM HAVING DEVELOPMENT AND THROWING HIM AWAY???#no so ons is no longer canon it can suck my nonexistent balls
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"If Nana was a guy, she'd be the love of my life"
#tf you mean they don’t end up together??#theres a hundred love confessions in the first five episodes#are you kidding me??#gayass#nana#nana anime
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thoughts on the great gatsby musical (the one going to broadway next month) ?
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Words. Cannot express. My disdain. My disappointment. My general frustration with that production. I have the jeremy jordan tag blocked on tumblr now. Praying to god Miss Florence Welch pulls through with her musical. I bet SHE read the book.
#the great gatsby#jay gatsby#nick carraway#no but seriously the characterizations are horrible#putting a woman of color into a role defined by her white rich privilege is another can of worms#the songs are so mid I almost wish they were bad at least then I might listen to them as a form of self harm#and starting off with a fucking covid joke???#are you kidding me??#making nick this wide eyed I Wanna Be Rich Too :3c ass bitch???#i swear to god#if I have to see that smarmy smirking bastard ass jay gatsby impostor ever again#it will be too soon#like I already have very very high standards for adaptations of anything#in this climate where people are just reusing everything remaking everything adapting everything#like mean girls the musical the movie for example. it’s a movie based off a musical based off a movie based off a book.#how many degrees of separation until we start bringing something new to the table?#I pray to god florence has an understanding of the characters and the themes and such of the novel that goes deeper than watching the#trailer for the 2000 Gatsby adaptation staring paul rudd.#now I will say a positive to be nice: pretty Nick.
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