Post game Circle of Spores druid (kind of resistant this is my headcanon i can do what I want*) durge Tav (Amanita) and unascended Astarion move into Cazador’s old place.

Astarion acts like a cat bringing his prey back as a prize (dead or dying humanoids) so Amanita can use them to create her own little fungi garden and controlled myconids. He does it willingly because he gets some amazing blood and she gets a new body for her collection. They host way too many extravagant parties that always have the best bordering on or definitely illicit substances which people beg them to be able to sell or create. They aren’t giving away their secrets any time soon, but they do let people explore the fungi garden, which quickly exploded from the initial set up for it to covering most of the mansion.

Astarion loves the cover the fungi provide from the sun, though he does have many complaints about colors clashing and the occasional piece of furniture or painting being overtaken (“that is a one of kind armoire from Cormyr! Why are there torchstalks all over it?” “Guess they like the wood. Must be well suited for moisture retention”).

Amanita is just happy to have a place where it isn’t the death that is the focus, but what can come of it.

*in this hc durge lets Orin stay as chosen and Bhaal just sort of lets her do her own thing because she is definitely still committing murders without him prompting her to do so. She just vibes.

the (un)holy trinity

do u speak any other languages

oh hello :D no not really! i'm learning spanish and i can spell in asl, but that's all hfsh :>

Might I interest you fine folks in a pre-beaded bug wip?

panic attack in da archive for today

aUGh- being dealt 10000 damage from a gen|der|bent poll i voted on....... *despair emote holding head in hands*

I love filling out the 'new intake' forms for a therapist that I've seen before who just switched offices. "Why are you currently deciding to seek treatment?" funsies. "What was life like growing up?" Bad. "Are there any religious or spiritual practices that are important to you?" I don't believe in God but I'm angry at the concept.

I feel like it says something that a famous 19 year old being extremely shitty on the internet is trending more than anything about politicians or effective protests or the actual acts of genocide.

Like yes, people feel betrayed that their parasocial bond with someone not trusted with alchohol or public office has been broken. And yes tumblr would rather focus on fandom than politics and the fact that stranger things is trending but Palestine is not is perhaps evidence of tumblrs (alleged) suppression of what’s actually being posted.

But it still feels gross to see. Telling a Jewish kid to kill himself helps literally no one, and no one cares that this scandal upholds your pre existing dislike of a show and now you feel superior. Yes his actions should upset you, so let yourself feel that anger and disappointment, boycott his stuff, express he’s in the wrong. But then focus on the more dire problems at hand.

In general can we, *for once* make brown people’s suffering about something besides whether you favorite white celebrity is ok with it?

wait people are actually paying for spotify I thought that was a joke

yall im so sorry i am a mess rn

i cant seem to get my shit together and i apologize for that

you all expect to see fics

not whatever bullshit this is

but i cant seem to do anything rn that isnt wallow in self pity

i have requests and shit that need done but my brain is empty and i feel like shit for not putting out anything new lately but it’s taking all i have just to wake up in the morning and not stay in bed all day oml. i feel so guilty but because i feel guilty nothing is getting done which makes me feel more guilty and im just in a state of perpetual frozen-ness not doing anything but staring like a deer in the headlights waiting for the truck to finally hit me. and oml do i want it to hit me. but it doesnt come. and the anxiety remains. but anyway lets see if i can produce a shread of content tonight that isnt self-loathing bullshit. fingers crossed i suppose. 

Alright alright imma warm myself up soon with prompts in the inbox finally. If y'all wanna submit any, Overwatch would be your best bet!

Sometimes we undergo huge life changing events and we buy ourselves little bougie presents (that are severely discounted a few times over) as a treat

to celebrate this new era of rosie (literally a fucking layout change, im so extra)

will be linking my new spotify playlist because i literally based it off this playlist that is still coming together AHAHAHAH

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS IM GOING TO SEE HARRY STYLES IN NOVEMBER!!?!?.!.!,! I HAVE WANTED TO SEE HIM LIVE FOR THE PAST 11 YEAR THIS IS SURREAL?!4;!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED FOR ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE?!;!.!!!? YAYYY SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND KEEP ME MOVING FOR THE NEXT MONTHDBDJSNFJS

Work has been too busy I don’t like it I’m losing my mf MIND

part of me just like… never wants to open my heart again

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