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i have no self control
anyways here's candy!cruz
his candy type are fruit gushers and his wings are made of gummies!! (they're not edible tho)
his high heels are heelies btw
@psycho-chair another troublemaker with mignon lmaoo
#crusher cruz#cruz cross#is he still considered a vamp if he's a fruit bat#or. c. candy bat? ehh#the kids love him (because DUH HE'S THE CANDY MAN)#he means no harm to children trust me /gen#he only goes for monsters for the taking :]#vegetoids maybe#anyways come look chair#✨scribbled paper'd#don't look at the smudge it failed lmao
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Fernando Chair Lore: 2013 edition(no lore, just pics haha):
#100% normal not derangement post what are you talking about!!!#you guys: 'wow she really likes this chair huh....'#itll all come full circle i swear to you#but also just like this is a comp post i really feel passionate abt CAUSE HE LOOKS SO GOOD OKAY#like....theres 30 pics...i cant even BEGIN to comment#so just let me know your fav yknowwwwwwww#or just join me in appreciating these fine photos#i want to be the ferrari photographer who was just lurking in the garage waiting for nando to sit down#anyways 5th one down on the leftmost side...i hope you know what my thoughts about that one are....#these pics have incredible range: brooding...puppy cute...super villian sexy mastermind...#bro is COZYYYY#also these are just from getty. im sure theres more but i wasnt ready to get into alladat. it was a lot already#fernando alonso#f1#formula one#formula 1#we do a little bit of f1#fa14
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do you guys know that youtube dating show called the button. because i was watching it with my friend the other day bc we were bored and we were like this seems funny and i somehow got a boat boys fic idea based off of it. so if i make a fic about the button dating show will people underdtand or is it too niche
#let me know guys#my idea is just like. they just broke up#jimmy n joel were watching the show#jimmys like i dare u to submit an application#joels like bitch don't tempt me and he does it#and he gets accepted or wtv thats not the important part#anyways he shows up and his turn comes around and after a couple rounds hes sitting in the chair alone waiting for the next person#and someone walks up#and hes like Fuck i know that insufferable swaggering and that grating voice#etho sits down in front of him n just kinda blinks twice like what the hell r u doing here#they both open their mouths to speak but joels talking before etho can even get a word in#crossing his arms saying what do you think you're doing#etho rolls his eyes and says i could ask you the same thing#they bicker for like two more seconds and they're both really annoyed bc their break up ended not very amicably#the button flashes red#joel glares at etho “don't you fucking dare press that i'm not done getting mad at you"#etho looks amused leans back in his seat and doesn't press the button#after a second the button is like “i'm sensing some tension here”#joel snorts#and stuff happens. i dont know#do i write it yes or no#boat boys#smalletho#trafficblr#hermitblr#nya talks
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okay so "tomorrow" got late BUT heres my goofy ass Clay/Creek idea :)
the entire summery is under the cut but in case ur curious dont worry
Branch eventually finds out :D
more info under the cut!
Once the Putt Putts end up getting moved to Trollstopia (i imagine they have their own sectioned off area, they're not exactly "pop trolls" anymore yknow? they got a lil makeshift spot they're turning into a new mini golf course as we speak), Clay was properly hired as Viva's royal advisor. Aka her assistant :)
He loves doing all his usual serious boy work, but its gotten hard doing it by himself now that it's less "trying to keep a small community from burning down" and more "trying to convince all the other genre's theyre not feral as hell". its a lotta work, along with keeping up with Putt Putts and their wants and needs for their new kingdom
So Clay puts out a flier for an assistant position and after weeks of no luck, he gets a hit and hires the guy as soon as he can!
Creek has been living on the outskirts of Pop Village ever since the "Bergen" incident, too afraid of the consequences of his actions to try and rejoin the Pop Trolls. Instead he ends up watching them build a newer area with Trolls he's never even met before.
Creek begins exploring the Putt Putt Range and is happy to be greeted as a full stranger. This spot might be safe. Social, not too far from his "home" (a tucked away cave in the forest), and no one knows what he did. He can start over!
Even better, there's a job offer for Putt Putt Range specifically. Hes not one for hard work, but after living on his own for long enough, hes sick of having to fight for his own food. He'd rather have a paycheck and something MUCH better then whatever crap he finds lying around. Or has to cook. Even worse.
Clay may be desperate but Creek does do good work. Being his assistant is thankfully rather simple. Creek is in charge of smaller, less important file information, along with manning the front and taking requests for the Putt Putts on what should be done to the Range. All in all? It's peaceful. It really does feel like a fresh start, and even better? Clay is...really nice. Patient, understanding, he listens and Creek has been alone so long it's just nice to be heard.
Things could really take a turn for the better.
...and then he learns who Clay's brothers are and all hell breaks loose :)
(its a lot of back and forth, Clay learning new info and having to just sorta grapple with it, being caught in the middle of a family feud situation. He cant STAY with Creek/keep him on staff if he wants to keep Branch happy, but he also doesnt wanna FIRE Creek because he hasnt hurt the Putt Putts. He has no reason to fire him, family business is just that. Family business. Its not for a professional setting.
Clay's caught between a rock and a hard place, and he's gonna have to squeeze himself out before he breaks.)
#masky says#doodles#trolls dreamworks#trolls clay#trolls creek#trolls branch#cleek#clay x creek#we usin x's in this fandom??? i like it picasso (miss the days of x characters.../ are just so not fun)#the assistant's assistant AU#less an au and more my own personal goofy post-movie story but i like things organized :)#when i remember to do it >3>#ANYWAYS THEYRE GOOFY SILLY WITH A LIL BIT OF ANGST ITS PERFECT!#idk i like the idea of Creek just getting a place he can BE.#doesnt have to walk on eggshells doesnt have to find solutions he can just heal on his own surrounded by people who dont know him#feel thats the only way he can be semi-normal idk pop village was a lot i think his mellow attitude really didnt do well there#feel him and Clay just have good conversations about forgiving themselves and finding the little things to look forward to#AND THEN HERE COMES BRANCH WITH THE STEEL CHAIR-#oh my god anytime he sees Creek in that office hes two seconds away from smashing his face in with a led pipe#he RELUCTANTLY will be civil >3> For now.
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Helloo, I really like your art!
Your drawing of Deuce got me thinking about which TWST characters and Enstars characters would get along.
So if you don’t mind, could we see a drawing of who you think is a good pairing?
(Idia and Mayoi seem like a horrid combo tbh.)
i honestly forgot that this was in my inbox oh my go i left it sitting here for days JDFJSKJK anyway this gave me an excuse to draw riddle again so !!!!!
i think riddle and tsukasa would get along well (from the little bits i know about tsukasa lol) both of them love sweets so. STRAWBERRY TART BE UPON THEM.
(also i agree idia and mayoi would be cowering in their separate corners and not talking to each other at first but id think theyd eventually bond over time but it takes FOREVER i love my two weird introverted blorbos /pos)'
#nep draws things#tsukasa suou#riddle rosehearts#enstars#ensemble stars#twst#twisted wonderland#sketch#nep answers#nep does requests#inbox: anon#FUN FACT when i first got into enstars i looked at knights and saw tsukasa and was like hm. this one looks kinda similar to riddle aka my#absolute fav in twst and then when i was introduced to him in the main story i HATED the way he talked but its ok hes just a Guy now :)#anyway i was expecting myself to like him and knights but OH HERE COMES IN ALKALOID WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!#i loooooove heartslabyul so much. have i said that. anyway i love my 2 card-suit / alice-in-wonderland / soldier themed groups so much AURG#sorry this is a post abotu tsukasa. sorry tsukasa suou#EDIT I HAD A TYPO
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I think we can all agree there's nothing punker than painstakingly measuring out and iterating a design for your chaotic bleach painting
dear god my draughtsman grandfather truly altered the path of my life when I was but 4.
#red said#one time i brought my grandpa a drawing of a girl sitting in a chair and he said that's not what chairs look like#chairs are three dimensional#then he made me sit down and learn how to do isometric drawing#I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD.#anyway i come by it honestly but at this point i can't do any project without an accurate scale elevation#dyke jacket
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learned a very valuable lesson today
#for each DICKHEAD you encounter there will always be a kind person waiting for you :)#i was flabbergasted that everyone had decided to be an asshole towards me. a stranger#first scenario: i was in the train watching my phone and this older guy comes up to me and starts going off on a 'kids these days!!' rant#he basically told me that i was BEGGING to get my ass beaten and my phone stolen and he wouldnt come console me when i cried abt it#me being used to this treatment from my grandma i just went ok. and put my phone away#and obviously that pissed the guy even more so he continued to rant until it was his stop#i wasnt too pissed because i was going to HAVE A BURGER!! but still. what??#so i went to get that burger and wait for my mom so we can go to the farm#and the burger guy was extra niceys to me :) we joked around and stuff#AND THEN. scenario number two#i had my delicious burger and i was looking for a table when i saw two ladies sitting with and empty table next to them#and so i went! i was just about to sit down when a random lady SNATCHES the chair i was about to use#i was like WTF???#the two old ladies saw this and instantly went like wtf are you ok??? and starting having a go at the random woman#she ofc in good karen fashion didnt care. so the ladies let me have one of the chairs so i could sit next to them#the woman decided to sit right in front of us and so we started shit talking her between us. it was very fun tbh#i was genuinely bummed at these interactions till i realized that there were lots of strangers that were niceys to me#and have me extra ketchup#anyway!! im off to see my dog now#love u
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i can’t believe both sunmi n wayv r having cbs in june they’re fighting for my attention
#normally i’d say it’s disrespectful for them to have a cb in miya’s month but it’s weishenv so they can do whatever they want forever 🖤#i think everglow might have their cb in june too help.. so what am i supposed to look forward to for the rest of the year😭#seungyoun should come in w the steel chair#anyways they better wait until i have wifi to start dropping teasers n all that sldks espérenme plis…#.txt
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can we all agree at this point that our sweet golden retriever rob holdini is gay? like...y/y
#wish these boys could Come Out!#anyway he's at matty and his wife's vow renewal this weekend#they're lifting matty in the chair and everything :')))#it's a kinda pathetic chair lift tho he doesn't look like he's about to die
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qBad this, qForever that, when did everyone forget about unreliable narrators?
#like listen. alright. bbh I get it. but the feeling he’s feeling of being soooo targeted and that the system is already corrupt is like#he’s taking it incredibly personal yknow? and I respect it. I also agree with his general view of not wanting leadership w federation backin#In the first place yknow? but like everyone look at me and level with me. qBbh is such a hypocrite and I won’t hear another word of it ofjsj#qBad apologists I see it I get it but like. to say everyone has had this coming and bad is treated so poorly on the server like??#have any of you seen half the stuff bad pulls? have any of you met foolish even entirely unrelated to bad??? y’all are acting like bads -#- getting the foolish treatment rn. which is how qBad is feeling! but guys! unreliable narrator come on now!!!#and the thing about qBad is that he is all about pushing other people’s buttons but when it comes to him? he can’t always handle it. there#are exceptions to this rule ofc but he can be quick to react. if this was a rule specific about say foolish?#or Roier even? Cellbit? bad would jump on the chance for the ‘meme’#he’s aggravated about the presidential position in the first place and is feeling targeted and is going 0-100#which is the classic qBad and I respect that! it makes him a fun character! hes just an unreliable narrator and we all gotta remember that#idk man#Cellbit’s convo with him about the electoral process really shows that if you were watching one of their POV’s#the chair bit was salt in the wound to be clear and funny as hell but everything else#I dunno I just have been seeing a bunch of takes that are like I get it I see your passion. but qBad isn’t this saint you make him out to be#anyways I cannot wait to see what comes of this ✌️#edit: forever isn’t immune to this either btw! but he’s trying at least#mcyt#qsmp#bbh#q!forever#z speaks
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protip: do NOT sit on your feet and then immediately get up. you WILL roll your ankle and fall on your ass and even god cant save you then. and DEFINITELY do not try to immediately get up again you WILL blackout and fall flat on your back again. not that id know or anything. i wouldnt do something as foolish as that in the first place.
#talks#guy who definitely just did that#no bc like. why did i think i was ready#i got up and grabbed my glass of water. took a sip then immediately put it back down on the table#bc i Felt it coming#leaned forward to try to hold my weight up using the chairs and then#next i open my eyes and brother i am looking at the ceiling#and i only knew i got up for sure that first time bc my mouth was still cold from the water#anyways luckily im ok#my ankle is going to be sore for a few days but luckily i didnt fall too hard and break anything#anyways epic 4am THUNK#just glad i didnt accidentally wake anybody akdmwkd#also glad i didnt stay knocked the fuck out for long either
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❝ Please do not wear glasses with wrong prescriptions nor purchase regular fantasy contact lenses if you have astigmatism ❞
#;a.sclepius#;ic#(def a reference to our glasses event in f.go yes)#look at his chair he's zoominggggg#/also i dunno if this is common knowledge or not ? but it was lit in -this- year that i learned-#/that u cant/shouldnt/ wear just any contact lenses if u have astigmatism#/like u know those pretty lenses that make ur eyes bigger or cosplay lenses that people just buy wherever?#with people with astigmatism; u actually need prescribed lenses; u cant just buy regular fantasy lenses bc basically ur eyeball's shape is-#that of a football; so regular fantasy lenses are made for the regular more rounded eyes#so u can imagine this would fck up ur eyes if u have astigmatism#i mean ideally everyone should get prescribed lenses but regular people have it safer-ish#i read that it can scratch ur eyes and u can get blind if ur not careful so its a big thing if u have astigmatism#i dunno why i just never see this getting mentioned anywhere; bc even for a con; 6 hours with wrong lenses can do big dmg#basically all this talk comes from me thinking about cosplaying a character with red eyes and then sobbing bc of my own astigmatism#anyways; my headcanon is that both h.olmes and da vinci craft glasses#a.sclepius can take ur measurements but thats it
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trying new things with mugino (my beloved) as my test subject <3
edit: updated bc i redid the whole thing from scratch lol
#toaru majutsu no index#toaru kagaku no railgun#toaru kagaku no accelerator#toaru#raildex#mugino shizuri#by new things i mean digital painting w/o using a super clean/refined sketch and focusing more on form and shape without relying on lines#this is by no means finished and its pretty flat but i'm super happy w how this turned out!#i did use a layer w an edge effect for the hair though bc i need some lines when it comes to hair#unrelated but since i had to get a new laptop bc i accidently fried my old one im just realizing how god damn NEON some of my finished-#stuff looks#like. JEEZ. im so sorry to everyones eyeballs#for comparison the brightest setting on my old laptop is basically near the lowest setting on my new one#anyway i think i'll mess around with this some more tomorrow :)#im off to take a scalding hot shower bc my neck is BIG CRUMCHY#i just cant get away with horrible posture and no back support in a chair anymore like teenage me could lmao
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hey wait. so if you grow up as an only child or with siblings who like the same tv as you how do you learn tolerance?
#that football poll really made me reflect on how much tv i've had on in the background that was just absolute white noise to me#altho back when we were all younger there were more tvs in the house. mostly small ones#there was one i remember vividly that was like only a foot wide. it sometimes moved around#it had a vcr player in the bottom#i so clearly remember watching lizzie mcguire on it while discovering if you smash a marker youre coloring w#all the ink comes out at once. but then youre left wo it being pointy at the end#and that tv could be moved around. i remember watching shrek on it in my mudroom once lol#i also remember watching whose line is it anyway and not understanding improv but just seeing the men sit in chairs#and stand up and just looking at the colorful background. it was somehow still entertaining to me i dont remember AT ALL why#tales from diana#one thing that is somewhat understandable to me from what i understand about childhood entertainment in the streaming era#is that children THANK GOD still seem to fight w their siblings about what to watch on tv#they just dont even say 'on tv' they say 'on disney plus'#it shouldnt feel so strange to me but i just cant imagine coming home from school and selecting something from a list of programs#and then watching that in full without commercials. i'm like what. that's not tv#you're supposed to get home in the middle of an episode of spongebob that they play twice a week and quote along w it like karaoke#youre supposed to argue and flip back and forth one thing and another when one turns to a commercial break#THATS AMERICA!!!!!
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“Forget a footnote or a chapter— I want the whole fucking history book!”
A moodboard for my @infamous-if mc Rorie Rose, she/her, lead singer of electronic/synth rock band rising//sinking.
#i need to make a playlist but the bands vibes are very much in line with infected mushroom's cover of black velvet#no but genuinely infamous is the funnest if demo i've read in a long time & i'm super excited for more#think i'm gonna go for seven's route first ft not realizing you're in love until it's too late#or maybe g... or august... idk yet actually i love every single ro so far *sobs*#misc facts abt rorie: Knows she's one of the best singers around you can't tell her otherwise.#says shit like 'oh come on i was /born/ to be a rock star it's basically written on my birth certificate'#but is actually really nice & polite lmao she's just very self assured#def told seven they'd be bigger than the beatles & was only half kidding#the r & s in the band name is the name is absolutely a reference to rorie & seven & she voted to keep it a duet#always ends up taking her shoes off on stage b/c she always wears heels & regrets it afterward b/c she's a jump all over the stage singer#loves to be a pest to orion but really respects him & his opinion deep down#low-key a flirt but doesn't really realize it + is very physically affectionate. Will sit on nearly anybody's lap if no chair is available#(she doesn't sit in chairs properly anyway lol. always wants to be on the counter or something)#(*kitty foreman voice* she likes to feel tall)#toes the fashion line between bohemian & whimsigoth- if it's got a skirt & looks like something a 70s era groupie would have worn? she's in#has multiple ear piercings mirrored nostrils a septum & a vertical labret. silver girlie.#idk just random little bits! slowly fleshing her out & obvi more will come as the story progresses ^^#if: infamous
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did you know lego has a "pick a brick" thing on their site whee you can pick individual bricks to buy. unrelated but did you know ive never shopped online for anything before.
#im still not done...#ive had this tab open for days.#n*njago friends you will be real soon.#<-censored so it doesnt show up in searches. youre welcome random people ill never see who are just trying to find fandom content <3#im getting extra of some pieces bc i want to paint them.......#i literally have just minifigure pieces in here btw.#i used to be (and still am) obsessed with making minifigures#more than building sets anyway#bc. like. sets you get to make once. but lego OCs? you can unmake and remake them foreveerrrrrrrr#like they have so many normal lego pieces on here too but how am i supposed to know what pieces ill need for a build.#i dont even know what im going to build!!#i wish there was a site or a program where you could like. make your own lego builds with whatever pieces you like#and then itd tell you what pieces and how many youd need to make it irl so i could order them on the site...#in an ideal world id be playing with legos So Much but sadly i dont have very many legos.#ive literally only made 2 lego builds that Werent straight from an instruction manual and that was. this month.#only one of them is a real build the other was just a set piece for photos for a silly storyline i was doing in my discord server#the van doesnt look great. the windshield comes off So Easily and also Doesnt Even Align With The Rest Of The Van Theres Like This Weird Ga#and the other thing is just a wall with 3 chairs and a Very Bad Looking Mirror/Window and the walls made with ROOF PIECES.#and i mean. theres this old saying. limitation breeds creativity.#idk if its an old saying tbh i remember seeing it one time#and its definitely true. my builds look Kind Of Stupid but theyre charming and theyre MINE.#if i had access to every single piece in the world the hair salon set piece might not have had pink and white striped walls#which are only striped bc i had to put flat white tiles between the roof pieces cause i didnt have enough of them#and the van. um. ok im struggling to think of a good thing to say about the van i just like it man even if it looks a bit shit#i used the horse stable doors as actual openable car doors which is something ive always wanted from a lego car#actually if i had all the pieces in the world i wouldnt have made the hair salon setpiece thing anyway cause i only made it bc#i lost the hair piece of one of my minifigures and Could Not Find It At All and thought itd be funny if i made the guy go to the hair salon#AND if i had all the pieces in the world that minifigure wouldnt even exist!!!! i would never have made n*injago friends bc i would have.#just had the normal n*njago minifigures. no need to White Womanify them because like every lego friends piece is a white woman piece#and the Cole With Gun bit wouldnt exist bc my friend would have never thought he was holding a gun instead of an axe
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