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p4nishers · 10 months
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WHAT DO U MEAN CROWLEY WASN'T IMPRESSED BY AZIRAPHALE ON THE FIRST MEETING?????? WHAT DO U MEAN AZIRAPHALE IS VERY STRUCK BY CROWLEY??? WHAT DO U MEAN SMTH ABOUT HIM MAKES AZIRAPHALE'S EARS PICK UP?!;!!! WHAT DO U
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fishymom-art · 1 year
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in case you guys wonder what was the reverse thing in that video
see you December 19th XDD
have fun deciphering whatever the fuck will dropped on us
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fizzy-dizzie · 5 months
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Just missed a 'foot play' tag on ao3. That fuckin website should have stayed down for longer I can't handle this shit anymore 💀
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blackberryjambaby · 10 months
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i keep having dreams about having too many teeth in my mouth. last week i had three rows of teeth in my bottom jaw & i brushed them carefully & when some of them came loose i pulled them out or spat them out & there was blood & my gums felt raw but it was normal. this week i had two extra teeth behind one of my top central incisors & i brushed them carefully & thought about how i'm going to have to get them removed because they made the roof of my mouth hurt & my gums felt raw
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aroace-polyshow · 11 months
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nothing could have prepared me for this fucking show
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So the moon isn't only a prison for the forgotten gods. But also for a city that tried to defy divinity. Both sides equally and ironically unable to escape for generations.
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wizardfvcker · 2 years
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i am literally never recovering from jiang cheng as a character i saw that gifset and had to get up and do a lap around the room. the jay character ever
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fridayiminlcve · 1 year
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there are such few things that make me genuinely upset and that poll has straight up skipped that step and gone straight to hellfire rage mode
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cattatoir · 1 year
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Doctors offices are really like
(call and give them information)
(call and give them information)
(call and give them information)
They don’t have the information
(call and give them information)
Someone tells you they actually need a form
(give them information)
They don’t have it
(fax them)
They don’t have it
(email them)
They don’t have it
(hand it personally over)
You’re assured they have it
(They bill you wrong because they don’t have the information)
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gamesbro · 10 months
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just watched the barbie movie
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tinyron · 2 years
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Absolutely losing it over this page from an old note book i found- this is probably from likee 2004 or 2005 when i was in elementary school. I think i was trying to write a screen play about a kid in my class (?? memory broke)
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It reads :
I am ben, im coming for you, i will give you the bad flu
I am bad, and i hate you, i got kicked out of my school
(no one at my school was kicked out btw idk where tf this came from)
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malewifenico · 2 years
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Tumblr is my only source of f1 news and I’ve been offline all day, What have I logged in to. Nico Rosberg is antivaxx?????
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its-raining-cats · 2 years
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I’m almost at the start of shadowbringers and uh. What. What. What. What. What.
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riacte · 5 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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ayy-junipei · 1 month
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Fears
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crustaceousfaggot · 2 months
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
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