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bookworm-2692 · 1 year

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Life Tracker updated for Episode 7! This one is much quicker than Episode 6 on account of not being on holiday at the time, even though there were two thirds more deaths this time. Previous posts: Session 6, Session 5, Session 4. Also Session 8 (finale) post!

As usual, close ups and commentary below the cut. I’ve also added another graph for the average time of each team, which will also be below the cut.

There was so much carnage! 45 whole deaths in a single session! Not all deaths were awarded time during the session, but Scott’s video advised that it would be added by next session, so I have taken the liberty to add all the time as I see fit, hence why Scott is back to 7.5 hours. I haven’t seen every episode yet (in fact, other than Scott, I’ve only seen those that have perma-died), so I’m not sure if anyone else’s time is a mismatch, but if so I’m happy to explain where I’m getting my time additions and subtractions from!

Now for some close ups.

First, there was enough chaos that I decided to take a close up of Session 6 and 7 together so we can properly appreciate it:

And a close up of Session 7 by itself:

So many people lost major time, so it’s interesting to see Scott’s uptick of time at the end - he ended on only 30 minutes less than he would have been if he hadn’t died at all this session. Pearl didn’t die at all, and got the kill credit for Martyn blowing himself up in a trap, so she actually ended the session 30 minutes better than she started it. Grian also did very well for himself - he killed and died so many times, but somehow ended on the exact time he would have been on if he had experienced a peaceful deathless session.

BigB, Cleo, and Martyn all ended the session 1 hour poorer than they started, and Bdubs and Scar ended 1.5 hours below where they would have been. Nosy Neighbours are thus doing super well, with Mean Gills and Clockers not too far behind, in terms of maintaining position from the start of the session.

TIES had an awful time this session, with Impulse and Tango both losing a net 2 hours, and Etho and Skizz losing a net 2.5 hours - and obviously Skizz entirely died.

Joel possibly had the worst time, losing a net 3.5 hours this session - though it didn’t help that 5 of his 7 deaths were all caused by the one person. Technically Jimmy didn’t do too badly, given he only lost a net 1.5 hours... but given that he was out of the series only an hour into the session, and also the first out entirely... it really didn’t go well for him either

I also find it interesting the sheer number of vertical lines this graph, the ones representing a death immediately followed by a kill or vice versa. I would love to figure out a way to show only one line at a time on the graph, so we can more easily see someone’s journey, but I haven’t had time to look into it yet.

Now onto the graph of the average times per team.

This one is super interesting to me, especially TIES’s line - they had the lowest average life right from the start, but somehow by Session 4, through Session 5, and for most of Session 6, they were the team with the highest average time, and then it quite literally went downhill from there. The only thing saving them from being last now is the fact that the Bad Boys are down to only a single living player, and even then Grian is doing far better than most of TIES.

It’s also interesting to me how Mean Gills had a significant time uptick at the end of both Session 6 and Session 7 (the first due to Martyn and the second due to Scott). Scott’s time was so high that it kept Mean Gills’ average time as yellow for all of Session 6 despite Martyn being red for most of it... and Martyn then got enough kills to keep it there. Mean Gills is also the only team in the entire graph to anywhere gain such consistent significant time.

These averages also coincide with the comments I made above about the time offset difference for each player from the start to end of the session. Mean Gills are doing well, but they’ve been doing well for so long that I’m sure most players are aware that they need to be a target. Nosy Neighbours are also doing well but I feel like they’ve flown under the radar, and are not a significant target right now.

Here is a close up of this graph with Sessions 1-4:

And the close up for Session 5-7:

And the Session 7 only close up:

I kept the dead players in the teams’ averages, since I think it is a better reflection of the teams’ strength as a whole, but I also created a version that excluded dead players. In those screenshots you can really see Bad Boys’ and TIES’ time jumping up at a death, instead of falling as it did here.

Here are the alternate averages graph:

And close ups:

This makes Bad Boys look a lot better, because Grian does have a lot of time... but he is also alone. And there is definitely strength in numbers. Two players at an hour and a half each can fend off an attacker more easily than a single player at three hours can... unless nerves and panic get to them, as we definitely saw this session.

Wow and I almost forgot to include the raw data for this session!

The first hour of the session:

The second hour of the session:

There is just so much death! Look at all the box outlines!! I could barely fit this data on two screens on the zoom I was on, and I did not want to zoom out further.

I also obviously have data for the averages, but it was too far away from the column with the times on it that I wasn’t sure if it would still be useful on its own? Let me know if you want to see it!

This has once again been fascinating to see, and I cannot wait to see how Session 8 will go. Will it be the last session? Will they go until everyone is dead? Will they somehow have enough people with enough time to get to Session 9? Will Mean Gills be the final two and get to play fun relaxing games like Scott was suggesting?

Only time will tell.

#limited life smp #24lsmp #limlife #once again i hate trying to work out what tags for a post #i got to this point in the tags before i realised i forgot to add the number data #i still love that impulse accidentally killed scott and became yellow again #and that scott also became yellow again #so there was less than 14 minutes between there still being two yellows on the server... and jimmy permadying #thirteen minutes and 41 seconds exactly by my calculations #which is crazy given we had whole sessions of yellows only #which meant it was hours between last green and first red #so less than a quarter of an hour between last yellows (and two of them!) and first permadeath is crazy #i always ramble in the tags bc i dont know how to wrap the post up #why do i always post these as im going to bed #its after midnight and im yawning now #anyway enjoy!#very glad i got to post this before the weekend ended this time #well it was still sunday when i started writing the post #its 12:15am on monday now. technically #my spreadsheets

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cementcornfield · 14 days

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https://x.com/oliviaraytv/status/1792351489773752635?s=46&t=4nsvGMTnbYsCN_2D0a2rJg

Joe and Ja’Marr worked out together 😭 I know it’s not that special but Joe did asked Ja’Marr when he was ready

Actually me and Joe threw one time in California. I actually took a trip to go take a chance to go see him and hang with him for a time. And that was our first time throwing after, I think that was his fourth session when he first started to throw. So I caught him early.

#SCREAMS IN TRIUMPH #I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT #I KNEW THEY WOULD HAVE THROWN TOGETHER ALREADY #was it the time ja'marr posted a picture of just grass like a day or two after it was announced joe was able to throw again???#was it after that weekend they were in miami together?? or maybe right before??#god of course they were quiet about it #but i knew #i knew there was no way joe was out there throwing with rookies before he was throwing with ja'marr #and the PHRASING HEREE!!!#'i took a chance to go see him'#as if he thought maybe joe wouldn't let him see him all vulnerable and learning to throw again #maybe joe didn't want to at first #but he's not gonna refuse ja'marr if he just shows up #(i've entered crazy person territory)#(not that i've ever really left it)#god god GOD #anon you have no idea what oyu've just done to me on a previously sleepy sunday night #i feel like i've taken a bump of coke #WOOOOOO BOY #THEY THREW TOGETHER THEY HUNG OUT #GOD #um #anyway #do i tag this #yeah i need to tag this for future reference #not like there's not more insane shit in the tags right now anyway #joe burrow #ja'marr chase #!!!!!

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maxsix · 1 year

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#anyways hand kink #this was the concept right? bc what other explanation.....#chae hyungwon #hyungwon #monsta x #i don't even know how i ended up posting him on here #i don't even know how this all happened #it's like i woke up one weekend #and here we are #doing this now #that first shot is one of my favourite shots #crazy that he doesn't do this professionally as his full time job tbh #i looked up that necklace #and wanted it

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steelycunt · 7 months

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FINAL MIDBLOCK ESSAY DONE!! I AM FREE!!

#FINALLY. have not been able to relax for like a month that’s the thing about the due dates being so far apart it’s great because you’ve got #more time but it also means everything just. lasts longer. anyway! done now. this one perhaps not my best work but it was harder than i #expected…my us government one will be rough but what else do you expect from 1500 words..and then my theory essay..my best hope for a good #grade perhaps…but we’ll see. the next lot aren’t due until january but im gonna start thinking about them now so im less busy over christmas #insane that that’s not too terrible a thought. uni is crazy when you actually enjoy your degree. anyway! for now i am going to enjoy the #rest of my weekend at home n me and my mum are going out tomorrow n im gonna buy some books with the voucher i haven’t spent since my #birthday in february and ill finally have time to finish the book im reading rn AND to do some writing..start chapter 2 : ^ )#woohoo!! aware no one gaf about any of this but i am first and foremost always the audience for my own posts so. this one’s for me..#(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

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starbuck · 6 months

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another semester BEHIND me… the relief hasn’t fully kicked in, but i’m starting to feel it.

#my dumb ass decided it would be a good idea to take ten credits in eight weeks #it was NOT #BUT (unless one of my professors really hates my final project which is unlikely) i have successfully emerged with all A’s #and i am now officially a sophomore!#(or will be in a couple days when the semester actually ends and the credits kick in)#it’s gonna be SO weird at Christmas with my family #because i functionally started at the same time as my little cousin #who has done one semester #and i’m just gonna roll in like ‘lol what’s up? guess who’s a sophomore now????’#i AM gonna milk that - i need victories #(not against my little cousin - i am SO proud of him… against my Grandpa)#anyway - now it’s time for Crazy Weekend #which consists of a work holiday party a program and two Christmas Bird Counts #it is gonna be a TIME #a good time - hopefully - but a Time nonetheless #and then? i get to? REST??????#nah - we actually have another program #but HEY - could be worse!!#someday i will rest #someday..

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suddenrundown · 8 months

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considering faking my death to get out of this project. would still like to get a passing grade for it.

#googles how to get good grades even though you have died #ok this is about be a rant in a half and way too much info so excuse me but #ive been hyperfixating on our flag like crazy all month long #and i knew that and knew that i was going overboard #and i said all last weekend that i was feeling insane about it #but i didnt realize why until last night when i watched eps 6 & 7 and got mildly disappointed by what happened #because up until that point i was just having so much fun so that one small moment of not having fun #felt like a balloon had suddenly been popped and i was like OH FUCK! I HAVE TO DO THIS PROJECT!!!#like girl the reason we were hyperfixating that hard to such insane levels that we made a theory post about when ed and stede would fuck #was because we were avoiding doing/thinking about the project #and now ive just been sitting here still stuck and worried about this damn thing like holy shit when/how am i going to do this???#like holy shit did you know i was insane because i was stressed? i didnt!!#i have not stopped thinking about our flag all month and i just did not have time for all that!#AHHHH #anyway like......help i have to fake my death #personal

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shima-draws · 1 year

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I’m at the state of restlessness where I want to do a million different things. I want to start playing a new game I want to start an art project I want to work on commissions I want to deep clean my room I want to write a 50k fic I want to make a game I want to binge watch an entire series I want to learn a language I want to get into a new hobby I want t

#Shima speaks #HELP #I’m going a little crazy with cabin fever apparently. Lmao #Good news tho is that I’m p much over my sickness #Just have a cough and a bit of a stuffy nose now #Otherwise I feel. P great #Anyway I am actually debating HEAVILY on playing a new game #(AKA me replaying an old favorite for the millionth time)#I just can’t decide which game I want to play…#My heart has been saying Emerald Heart Gold or PMD Sky.#Problem is idk if I’m in the right MOOD for PMD Sky.#If I start a playthrough I have a strong feeling I’ll drop it halfway through lmao #Anyway. I go back to work Thursday for end of year crunch 😬 And then I’m off again for the weekend so.#I feel so MOTIVATED I just can’t actually put that energy into anything #Also it’s midnight here I should probably go to bed anyway. LOL

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joyridingmp3 · 3 months

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thinking about when my mother said to me that she wants to really make an effort to treat my younger sisters well so that they're able to recognise when they're being mistreated because they'll think "hey! this isn't the way im supposed to be treated" and that's when the penny sort of dropped... that's why im like this?

#because i literally. genuinely. don't. know. any better?#and then trickled in the pain of knowing that i wasn't worth enough to want to treat well #but it's not a dick measuring contest or anything. my sisters are great and I'm glad our mother wants to make changes for them #i truly am #but anyway. at least now im self aware #I've been tearing myself up from the inside wondering why i continuously find myself in situations where im being treated so badly #because obviously it's not everyone else. the common denominator is me #and I've been trying to figure out exactly what I'm doing wrong #my older sister said to me that it's the people that i choose #and i guess she definitely has a point there #but when my mother said this i was like oh.#it's not that i let people do bad things because im a pushover (though that was the case a while ago)#it's because i literally don't know the difference #and im so used to shitty behaviour that i can't recognise when it's happening #because it's always happening #crazy town. big weekend for revelations #i swear to god every time i get sick i undergo a new kind of metamorphosis caterpillar to butterfly style #continuously transform #mine

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ibyul · 4 months

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ugh this sucks im just at home all the time and my work is online and my friends all live far and its winter yuck

I worked there for 3 months only but I miss my old workplace. It was a nice little community with people that I saw almost everyday that I could share stories about the small struggles and joys we all shared as teachers. Every morning I busily had somewhere to go to, and every evening I had a reason to be tired. I had the security of knowing I had a 'job' (as if a job being online makes it less of a job... sigh)

now im just. in my room by myself. Ugh. reminds me again of 2020

#i don't really miss the work tho #i just miss the place and my coworkers </3 #the kids were too crazy and too many in a single class and every class was a whole shock to my system i don't think i had a single 'normal'#normal day in the time that I worked there. Every day there was some incident or another #i do miss the work environment tho. it was so great and welcoming and they were all so nice and kind and supportive #rlly it was like being in one of those slice of life school-based animes #:(((#not me physically improving from the flu only to be lonely and depressed lmao uh why can't i just focus on my work I was doing so well #and being so optimistic before this flu came along #Sigh I guess everyone has their days #hopefully tomorrow it gets better #praying for those friday blessings #now that i work from home i don't even look forward to weekends its so sad #weekends just means more work for the organizations im part of #sigh anyway. whatever. i hope this annoying attitude sets with the sun and doesn't come back tomorrow #✨✨#💭.txt

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loverboybitch · 1 year

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𓆩♡𓆪 crazy that there are infinities inside me for real.//.

#imjustsittinghere #my friend texted me from berlin right now just like #he said all the outfits hes seen so far are crazy and that id love it there #he said its montreal if montreal was serious lol #literally how i was like maybe ill move tomontreal or berlin like. if that isnt serendipitous #gonna make my way there one day i swear #maybe ill actually make a plan for next year #think i might try to spend some time in malta maybe meet up with some friends in berlin? would be kind of cool for like a week or something #spend a month in malta if i can maybe?#ideally if i could get someone to sublet my room in toronto that would be perfect so i wouldnt waste all my rent money #but if i hold onto my job i can bring my laptop there and work a couple shifts so its not like a complete write off u know?#maybe next fall...thatd be the fun time to go i think anyway n gives me a lot of time to save up #if i can stop myself from spending money on clothes i could fr do it lol #jus gotta focus on making my own #n i just got a brand new dope ass hoodie so im satiated for now #extremly jealous tho my friends are in berlin rn and going to paris for a couple days #going montreal at least tho next weekend with some other friends n going skiing n probably to a cool skate bar #at least thats hype <3 #on my evil villain arc which really just means im trying to be less scared and follow my dreams a little #hope it works : )#really do love the whole my boss said i look like a villain thing tho im latching onto that heavy #kind of been playing with this creative space/idea of embracing the lil demon imp that lives in me so it just seems very timely and fitting #jsut really identifying with the word imp idk more on that later

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robinfrinjs · 2 years

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I love how I spammed on @waynesermon first and now I'm on here.

#I'm not on tumblr enough I miss actively creating stuff #i just have so much sideblogs and I get overwhelmed and I'll be making gifs often still but also 90% of the time it ends in little notes #and I was working on updating the 2021 ferrari challenge wiki and then my laptop crashed and now I'm upset but I really need to finish it #and I need to do my racing this weekend schedule that idek if anyone still uses #considering people in MY discord keep sharing links to their schedules in excel and everyone is like omg thanks and I'm like #i have been doing shit in google calendar and pdfs for way over a year #i also need to do dailyfe stuff and I actually have other source sideblogs like w series and all but I cannot fucking get myself to do stuf #and I feel bad for cerian that I can't do that fucking stuff and I just wanna scream tbf #my mind is crazy loud (haha id references)#anyway haha

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sewerfight · 6 months

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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

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astrxealis · 8 months

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i've stopped rambling abt fandom stuff on tumblr as much bcs i do it more on my priv twt but it's sooo crazy how i reach max tags & max tweets in a thread pretty easily. oh god.

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#i'm sooo chill after exams now ..... but also no <//3 life's tough my guys #over the weekend it'd be crazy if i read the origin of species in advance for bio classes. i love evolution.#we have sooo many books here i LOVE my dad and his side of the family for that !!! we have two copies of the nicomachean ethics. my fav.#raghhh ..... ragh. ragh. thoughts.#listening to after pain milgram while thinking of drk quests and rynegaia is kinda silly lol #drk quests..... i always have sm to say abt them. oh my god.#anyway so art sharing hozier but next time dnd/bg orrr bloodborne orrr octopath traveler ! but this time i want a game of sorts :3 #ffxiv is X out of here bcs i will talk... too much.....#tbh i alr limit myself :P but. idk. w ffxiv i will be incoherent rambling and uhhhhhh maybe not in school so. oops!#octopath has me always going crazy raghhh i'm a big fan (understatement) of the graphics and music and story esp !!! so... everything.#but yeah :P the way the character motifs blend in to the decisive battle themes #and they all have their own special instrument! and idk i just love the hd-2d sooo much probably my fav kind of style for game graphics #it just has a very nice vibe to it. and the atmosphere is absolutely wonderful. and.#and okay i'm tired i don't feel like rambling anymore aagghhhhhhhhhhh i am sick in that. very tired drowsy way. it sucks!

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persimnon · 10 months

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girl who is crying for the third year in a row about not wanting to move back for college

#literally going back in the BEST CASE CIRCUMSTANCES #i have a friend group now. im living with my BEST friend since middle school. i have a job that’s good for my future career #but even still I know I’m gonna go whole days without speaking to people again by nature of having classes where i don’t know anyone #the level of isolation i endured in the last year was just sauurrrr fucking depressing #also my bestie/roommate is an architecture major so half their nights will be spent at studio anyway so it’ll be like living alone :(#also this is coming from an introvert like I love alone time but imagine being alone so often it makes an introvert crazy.#that’s how bad it was last year i cannottttt repeat that #and if i do…and I end up going home every weekend again out of loneliness….well. good luck Charlie!#blither blather bother

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kuiinncedes · 1 year

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fucking finally tested my code and it worked 🥳

#for one very small situation LMAO but it's fine #i can submit SOMETHING for now and see whats going on #i think my code still sucks for this :D and im not done at all lmao but #no but the way i've just been coding this whole time without testing lol we love good coding practice 🤩🥳🥰🤡#bro imma submit it and it's gonna be like NO ur hella over time #i wouldnt be surprised :D #actually i think i'll be over on memory #hm esp rn bc im still messing around w what i actually need to keep track of #hm #whatever i'll write a bunch more test cases to submit for them to check against Their code that's done XD #came home for the weekend for chinese ny and got to meet kittyyyyyyyyy <3 #she's so CRAZY lmao shes younger than my old cat was when we got her #she's kinda the same size tho so it doesnt rly seem like it lol but fr shes like so energetic and weird its so funny lol #also bc last night was like a lot of excitement ig w us coming back and she like had more ppl to play w and who were giving her attention #anyway back to work 🫡😭#ngl back to be w family for new yr but i'll just be hunched over my laptop in the basement the whole weekend coding lmao #except i'll also have two zoom meetings tomorrow morning for meetings i wish i could just be in person for but 🫡#wah anyway lol #jeanne talks #is kinda fun tho i like coding still yay 🤩 lol hopefully nothing goes catastrophically wrong w my code bc otherwise i think im #on the right track hopefullyyhfufhjgdfn

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bangchansnudes · 2 months

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fuckboy!hyunjin. 1.6k word. cliched enemy to lovers(??) with a douchebag hyunjin.

“don’t tell me you’re scared of some fake gore,” the boy whispers over to you, followed by a mocking chuckle, “need me to protect you baby?”

“shut up.”

“baby.”

“shut-”

“can you both shut up and just watch the damn movie?” seungmin says from his sitting position on the floor, his head turning back to glare at both you and hyunjin on the couch, “i swear if i need to pause it again, i’m throwing both of you out in the cold!”

if it weren’t for the fact that your roommate was dating seungmin, you would never ever interact with someone like his best friend, hwang hyunjin, let alone let him into your apartment.

but unfortunately for you, the two were the ultimate besties which meant where one boy went, the other usually followed. that’s why it had become a norm for the four of you to hang out. like right now, a weekend movie night.

you really didn’t mind seungmin, the boy was nice and treated your roommate well but hwang hyunjin was a whole other story.

hwang hyunjin. sigh. the boy was the literal definition of a fuck boy. an obnoxious frat boy who flirted his way through every living thing in a skirt. yeah, that was a way to describe him.

at first, hanging out with him wasn’t all that bad. you actually didn’t mind him either, the boy was somewhat funny and that face of his was just absolutely breath taking. one of the many reasons why he was so popular around town.

but then he began treating you differently, for some reason. he’d go out of his way to annoy you, to insult you, to tease you. he seemed to suddenly hate you and he made sure to let you know that.

and it had been hell since.

“i’m gonna make more popcorn,” you get off the couch and head towards the kitchen, sighing at the thought of having to spend the rest of the night with hyunjin. classes had already been hell for you so the last thing you needed tonight was a screaming match with the fuck boy.

“don’t do too much thinking, your small brain might explode.”

that voice. that god awful voice.

you turn around to see the devil himself leaning against the kitchen entrance, arms crossed over and a smug grin on his stupid handsome face.

“what? cat got your tongue babe?” he makes his way over to you, cornering you in against the kitchen cabinet, “or have you finally fallen in love with me?”

“fuck off hwang,” you push at his chest but the boy doesn’t budge, only laughing at your weak move, “i’m not in the mood to deal with your shit.”

“what do you have against me anyway?” he leans in closer to you, both his hands now resting on either sides of you on the cabinet, “is it cause i’m so good looking and so popular?”

gulp.

this has to be the closest you’ve ever been to hyunjin, his face barely even an inch away from yours. the smell of his cologne is attacking you from every direction, a very clear indication that he was way into your personal space than necessary.

“no hwang. i hate you because you’re so obnoxious and so self centred!”

“oh really?”

“yes!” your hands push up against his chest again as you say so, preventing the boy from coming any closer to you, “you think everything is about you! just because all the girls on campus wants to fuck you, doesn’t mean you can be such a douchebag all the time!”

perhaps you were crazy but you swear you could see his gaze move from your eyes to your lips as you spoke, the boy clearly not paying any attention to your words. you’re not sure why he’s suddenly so quiet, why he’s not throwing insults at you but the way he’s staring is making you more nervous than ever.

you try to avoid his weird, intense gaze by moving away but the boy stays put, his arms on either sides of you seemingly sliding closer to your body instead.

“mo- move-”

“do you wanna fuck me?”

“what the fuck hyunjin?”

“you said every girl on campus wants to fuck me right? well do you wanna fuck me?”

“of course not!”

“well that’s really too bad,” he scoffs, a playful grin on his face as his hands grab onto your waist, holding you in place, “cause i wanna fuck you though.”

your mouth is frozen, your mind unable to process the words that had come out of his mouth. maybe you were just hearing things because there was no way he had just said what he said to you.

the boy who had made your life a living hell these past two months wanted to what? fuck you?

“you... what?”

“i said, i want to fuck you,” his grip on you tightens with every word, fingers now gripping so harshly into your skin that you’re certain marks will appear by tomorrow morning, “and if you don’t tell me to stop, i am going to kiss you right now.”

gulp.

“th- this isn’t funny. let go.”

you let out a squeal when he suddenly lifts you up onto the cabinet and moves to stand in between your dangling legs. his body is now comfortably pressed against yours, his arms tightly around your waist while yours are resting on his shoulders. it’s a position you wouldn’t have ever imagined you’d be in with him but here you are and you’re not pushing him away either.

“does it look like i’m trying to be funny?” his lips brushes past yours just slightly as he says so, a move you would’ve surely punched him for but at this moment, you don’t know how to react.

so many things are running through your mind, so many different potential reasons as to why he was suddenly acting this way.

“too late baby.”

and his lips were on yours before you could even respond, kissing you with so much force that your bottom lip immediately hurts. the boy is evidently desperate, wanting to taste more of you than just the surface.

his hands casually slides underneath your shirt as he continues to kiss you, causing an instant shiver through your body from his touch alone. you feel as though your body is on fire, every part of you screaming to be touched, to be pleased.

he moves away from you slightly after a bit, just enough for you to catch your breath again. he doesn’t take his eyes off of you the entire time, the intensity of his gaze only causing an embarrasing pool in between your legs. in addition to the pool that was already there during the kiss.

“if you just want to get your dick wet, well you’re not getting shit from me hwang.”

lies. you know for a fact that one more move from the boy and you’ll probably end up on your knees if he told you to.

but he didn’t need to know that.

“actually i’ve been trying for two months but you’re too fucking dense to notice,” he rolls his eyes at you, clearly annoyed, “why else would i spend every single weekend here? you think i really want to watch shitty b grade movies with the lovey dovey couple?”

“wait... what?”

“i flirt with you every single time! as if you really didn’t know!”

“being a dick is your way of flirting?” you make a disgusted face and slap his chest, “how on earth do you get girls everyday being this way?”

“well i haven’t had a girl in two months because the one i want is oblivious as fuck.”

silence.

...

more silence.

“well- well... i-”

“just shut up,” he smashes his lips onto your onces again, this time kissing you in a way that had your knees weak and your body feeling like mush. it’s a slow and sensual kiss, as if the boy is taking his time with you, wanting to feel every part of you.

you end up whimpering into the kiss when one of his hands moves to trace the thin lining of your pants, his fingers teasingly slipping past the band. but to your dismay, that’s all he does.

“hyunjin...”

“yeah baby, i’m right here.”

“oh. my. god,” you and hyunjin immediately freeze at your roommate’s sudden gasp, only to see her and seungmin standing at the entrance, completely disgusted, “i knew you guys would’ve ended up fucking one day but PLEASE not in my kitchen. PLEASE.”

“i told you dude. should’ve just confessed instead of giving me a headache for the past two months,” seungmin sighs dramatically before pulling your roommate away, “whatever, we’re going out. you guys play nicely.”

and the two are gone as quick as they appeared, leaving you and hyunjin alone in the apartment. no one says anything for a while but you don’t care. all you wanted to do was hide in a hole forever after being caught by your roommate and seungmin.

with a sigh, you decide it’d be best for you to get off the cabinet but hyunjin stops you.

“ah- i’m not done with you yet,” he says sternly, holding you in place, “we have a lot to talk about.”

“talk?”

“yeah like where you want me to take you on our first date.”

“who said i’d date you?” it’s your turn to scoff now, amazed at the boy’s confidence, “you wish hwang.”

“who you trying to fool? you were about to let me fuck you right here in this kitchen babe, so i’m pretty sure you wouldn’t say no to a date.”

“hwang hyunjin!”

“yeah baby, i’m right here.”

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